Star Vs. Season 4

>Still watching Soi Vs.

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This some Back to the Future shit, or the writers are a bunch of incompetent morons

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>River discovers he married a filthy Pieger.

I want them to find a future picture that's completely bat shit insane. Like it shows Marco and Tom's wedding or something like that,

yeah I'm afraid they will fuck this up

I-is starco endgame?

Foolduke's return was great. I kept thinking Moon went to Pie Island to reunite with her long-lost father Lazlo. I was expecting the Pie King to be Lazlo in disguise in disguise.

Of course it is, you retard.

Tell us why not. What're your fears. I want to screencap this for future threads

>an entire episode on why Jews are evil
>the moral of the whole show is how Eclipsa's reverse racism is evil
How did Daron get away with this?

I was kind of wondering what the end game of this was too. Star and Moon are Pie Folk (if you can count 1/64 and 1/128 as being culturally associated... and that is a pretty damn big stretch), as is Fool Duke.
Most pie folk are straight up thieves, liars, and swindlers. But a select few, mostly the ones who either abandoned or treasoned against their homeland, were actually decent folk overall. soooo... only the homeland pieggers are actually despicable?

Wrong. River's still a Noble of the Johanson line, let alone the fact that in Moon/Star's line, Festivia bore children from "The *Prince* of Musty Mountains", and Rhina's ill-fated marriage to a "John Roachly" (2nd Cousin to the *Lucitors*).
If you're gonna bitch and moan about "a drop of blood makes you a filthy peasant" than it likewise works in reverse. Besides, it seems the Butterfly women weren't exactly strict on marrying by caste, so there was never really any 'pure-bloodedness' to begin with.

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Isn't River's brother a king? So Star's still royalty even if Moon isn't.

Plus Moon totally still counts as royalty. Festivia and her descendants ruled for over 300 years. That's longer than most royal dynasties last.

So I haven't watch the series in a while, where the hell did the picture come from? What episode/plot point was that?

We first saw the photo in Starcrushed. Star noticed it on the Diazes' refrigerator and picked it up right before she called in all of her friends for a sperg-out over how Marco had found out about her crush.

Buy the books and find out

But how is it from the future, she said she Father Time mentioned it.

She said Father Time gave her the photo. Presumably he was able to give her a photo of a future event simply because he's Father Time.

I know the Pie King said Festivia was "abandoned", but the real truth is probably that her parents sold her to Shastacan.

So, if nothing else, this reveal at least lets us know that Shastacan didn't have some poor peasant couple quietly murdered so he could steal their daughter. That's a bit of a relief.

I don't remember that though, I was wondering when that happened in the show.

It didn't happen at any point onscreen.

But since Star casually shows up in the Plains of Time in Mathmagic, maybe she's just dropped in to visit a few times since Freeze Day and got it then. There's no specific timeframe on when she got it besides before Starcrushed, so at the earliest it was offscreen in Freeze Day and at the latest it could've been before the S2 finale. A flashback maybe could've helped.

Ah okay, thanks for clearing that up. Haven't watched the first two seasons in quite a while and I watched season 3 when it came out so my recollection of the series isn't too hot.

>Entire episode of Mewmans calling Star a race traitor who sold out her country
>Entire episode about Rivers screaming about gypsies.

Is it, dare I say, /our season/?

That monkey annoyed me.

I'm gonna need some pornography of that bucktoothed carnie actress playing Star.

So other than Moon (all of a sudden) and her mom is there anyone else in the usurper Piefolk line that showed any affinity for cooking or was this just another asspull?

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from my memory, no there hasn't been any prominent displays of an affinity to cooking or pie baking by the nu butterfly family in previous seasons, but heck the whole concept of the pie folk were just introduced this season. So you could call it an asspull if you want, but it does at least answer the question of festivia's origin so that is nice.

I mean "can make pies" isn't a genetic trait; it's pretty realistic that they're not all gonna be baking pies if they don't live on the fucking Pie Island surrounded by pies. Comet being good at cooking could just be coincidental and it makes sense that she would've taught Moon.

But yeah Moon supposedly baking pies ALL THE TIME in Star's childhood came out of nowhere.

They bake pies to make people think they are dirty thieves and con artist. Notice in the first episode of season 4 River even warns Star and Marco about this, they drop their guard around them because they see them making pies.

The monkey being a kleptomaniacs is actually accurate as monkeys in zoos are known to steal things from humans for no reason.

Hello cinnamon fags, it's been a while since I came back to this board.
First episode was kind of boring, the second one was nice. How many episodes will this final season be?

21 half-hours, the same as S3

Thanks.

she should be more careful around Jackie

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So let me get this straight:
>Initial wave of Mewmans to colonise Mewni = The English
>Modern Mewmans in the Kingdom = Americans
>Monsters = Native Americans
>Pie folk = Irish and other more recent immigrants to the US but the Irish in particular

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It's weird River was completely justified about his pie folk hate. In fact the bit where Star says that he messes everything up seemed really off given that the only reason they got fucked in the first place was because he simply wasn't be piefolk racist enough.