If you were drakken would you risk it?

If you were drakken would you risk it?

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Risk what? He's a fucking criminal, how is banging her any worse than what he's already done?

Risk what? They're literally made for each other.

I would not risk it, I would just treat her as a partner in crime, no further than that.

Drakken and Shego have a pretty large age gap.I am surprised the show went there with them in the finale.

You can still be a criminal and not want to be a pedophile.

Shego had a legit teaching degree from before she went bad you fucking imbecile.
She's mid-20s at the very least, more likely late 20s

Why do you God damn Bible thumpers keep upping the age of consent?

Most people often find themselves in a sexual relationship if you're around someone long enough. If James could walk away from his inheritance and Growlithe for Jessie,Why can't Drakken bang Shego?

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>Most guys often find themselves in a sexual relationship if they're around someone long enough.
FTFY, it doesn't work for girls. Stop projecting

so they can keep their underage sex partners longer

DOH hohoho

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Shego was an adult.

The dude stole a kid’s wheelchair, and candy from babies. He’s not exactly moral.

>Drakken and Shego have a pretty large age gap.
They couldn't be more than like 6 years apart in age,

How come?

Looked like Shego ripped out a huge one in the thumbnail

>If James could walk away from his inheritance and Growlithe for Jessie

I thought he left because he hated his old lifestyle and especially the girl he was being forced to marry.

Shego isnt a teen.

Considering child marriage statistics the Bible Thumpers are the people who want to lower age of consent.

because he's in his thirties and she is post college so probably in her mid to late twenties

Based
Cringe

Wasn't Drakken the college roommate of Kim's dad?

I might never stop.

Alternate thread idea

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Dammit, I laughed.

Shego is legally an adult, you fucking mongoloid. Even if Drakken is twice her age, it's not illegal. Also Drakken's mental age is 12 so technically she'd be the rapist.

RonGo is superior though

James was gay

Nah Shego is ugly and my BIG BLUE Cock is for sexy women

>tfw most Ron porn fics give him either a monkey magic infused cock or monkey magic causes him to have ridiculous stamina

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James is too pure for this world, the man genuinely treats his Pokémon with as much if not more care than Ash.

James actually marries Jessie and has a daughter with her by the end of the Kanto journey in the novel written by the original writer. It wasn’t implemented just so they can milk the anime series.

Other things lost.
>Gary’s sister (which actually appears in the intro)
>Jessie’s dead mother and her adoptive families.
>Ash’s mother being single because the father abandoned them.

Hell Yeah

>Jessie with her hair down

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Shega was in her early 30's and Drakken around mid 40's since he was Kim's father classmate, is not a huge gap really

>>Ash’s mother being single because the father abandoned them.
The part were they say, Ash's father was so bad, he didn't even appear on the first 100 trainers list, so Ash reaching at least semi finals every season makes him already miles better than him

>Shego
>underage

Are you crazy?

I summon thee, Kim Prime!

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The irony was that he left a girl who looked like Jessie.

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Did the meteor remove her belly bottom or something?

yeah but no man want's a castrating violent abusive domme.

Sometimes they have them and sometimes they don't. Best not to worry about it.

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The funny thing is that Jessie was kind abusive and controlling like Jessibelle, but the real deal breaker for James was the way she treated pokemon and how even Jessie and him despite being criminal have their rules about who not harm

yes

Get out

op is asking "would you risk it" because shego was under the effects of a mood altering invention and it was set to "love"

she would probably be very angry when it was destroyed later and she was back to normal.

It was never widely accepted you uneducated dimwit. Stop using historical misinterpretations as an excuse.

Well then Opie should've said that, because even as someone very familiar with the show I simply forgot that scene had any specific context in the first place.

I could definitely see some lesbian rape happen in this series

I wonder if that green plasma thing she does with her arms and legs also shows up on her ass when she has a fart brewing.

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>dies of cosmic radiation poisoning

>Gary's sister who appear in the intro
Is she that chick that Pikachu upskirts?

Sounds good.

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"you have testicular cancer"
worth it

As long as I don't turn into the Thing I'm cool with it.

Did they ever explain what the fuck her powers actually were

Smug Shego is best Shego.

checked and keked

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Energy emission

Some type of energy blasts.

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They didn't seem to be very useful since Kim usually beat her ass

she's mind-controlled and if she's suddenly not mind-controlled she'll fry your dick off with glowing green claws

Well Kim does tend to dodge shit.

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t. never read the bible
fucking redditor

>the father abandoned them
bitch, he's just running the gym and a multi-region organization in the next town over

I think it also gives her low-key super strength, given all the shit she does with it

given the people who question the age gap, here's a quick summary of how old Drakken could be

>was in college with Kim's dad, so assume they're the same age within a couple of years
>assume kim's mom is within the same age of Kim's dad within a couple of years
>assuming she did the standard years for college and medical school to become a neurosurgeon, that's 6-7 years of specialized training on top of 4 years of both medical school and undergrad
>let's also assume she didn't have kim until after she was done
>she's 14 at the start of the series, so 14+6+8+18 = 46 at the start of the series

shego apparently has a degree of some kind, has been a superhero for a few years, and has more than likely been working for Drakken for a few years, so she's probably in her early 30s

yet she can't KO kim or even hurt her

Kim's got plot armor

Why did she stop being a hero? What was her general beef with the world?

she's a mary sue

She probably never wanted to be a hero and was forced to by her brothers. Then dealing with all the personal bullshit that comes with being a hero turned into a deep seated hatred for the general public.

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all of the timelines where Kim dies are doomed timelines. in the alpha timeline Kim literally can not lose

Laughed heartily

Whose side are you on?

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No the novel said Ash's father was even a worst trainer than his own 10 yearl old son, everything than Ash has accomplish at the age of 10 is more than his father did in 20 years

Sounds about right, also a woman in her early 30's and man in his mid 40's seems like believe couple of adults

Jokes on you, I've watched all the stuff from both X and Y

They keep fighting the “good guys” who electrocute them and their Pokémon miles into the sky. If they really cared they would stop fighting these Douchbags.

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My head-canon is that when she was a superhero she was overly angelified in people's minds, when all she really wanted to do was get fucked by a man. Then I masturbate.

Rapunzel was 17 while Flynn Rider was 26

I'm pretty Disney doesn't give a fuck about age gaps

sometimes they melt stuff, sometimes it's pure kinetic energy, sometimes it can't get through a dinner plates

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yus makes sense

They should've just had Jessie steal the look-alike's identity and gotten all the money that way.

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How can you possibly be that bad?

Fuck you. Fuck this joke. Fuck everything. I give up.

>278

Jesus christ, man.

She has the power of mint and berries (yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch).

>if 2 girls look alike, what's the difference bro? XD

If she did all the work, she couldn't reasonably be angry with him later.

I read that in their voices

The fuck when did Jessie become hot? I mean she was always Hot in a MILFy sort of way but she looks way younger here.

>tfw born 1997
>got to enjoy Toon Disney in it's twilight years
>they aired both Gen X and Y cartoons back in the day
I miss Toon Disney lads

Oh shit, really rare to find other guys liking the ship

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Funny that is not even the first time She got wet lennyface.jpg and got her hair down

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cute

hello friends I would just like to say that shego is my waifu and I love her very much and this thread is wholesome, mostly

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Original series bible had Shego in her 20s IIRC. Still an adult either way though. Personally, I just never saw much romantic chemistry between them. It just feels wrong to ship Drakken with anyone in generally. He's too pure.

Worth it.

shego is in her late 20s as they stated in a few episodes

very much so and if you are into that (like me) then its a win win

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>being into mad scientists
>not quite sure if i want to fuck drakken or not

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Yep. Shego and Draken never had romantic chemistry. Shego and Barkin, Junior, or anyone else, sure.

Draken was the college friend of Dr. Possible, and if we assume he and Anne had Kim at around age 25 or so, it would make Draken 41.
Shego had a degree in education. Assuming this is a 2yr. Associates, she's 20 at a bare minimum, but due to he appearance, evident experience at henching, etc. She's probably been at this for at least 5 years. I'd say she's 28.
If 28 and 41 hold up, that's a 13 year distance. Not super huge at that point in their lives, but I would hate to know Draken might be a biological father that late. I know people who spent their youth watching their parents not only age, but truely grow old and tired. It's would be a mental burden on the kids.

Hol up, she's in her 20s? I always assumed she was a smoking 30 - 35 year old due to mentions of her degrees, and figuring she probably worked/henched/what have you for a few years.

>she was always Hot in a MILFy sort of way
I never saw her as being old at all. Older than the MCs obviously, but not by much. But then I haven't watched Pokemon in over a decade. I did always think she was hot though. Nostalgic fap time, I think.

maybe you are right damn and I claim her as my waifu I feel ashamed. Regardless I only love her more as older women are way hotter

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I always appreciated the kirby crackle.

My guess on shego is with this math;
>18 - graduates high school
>20 - starts college after gap year [I've seen the Go house, she started off well]
>22 - 2yr Asso. degree [guessing, it could have been a bachelors, masters, other. we only know of a sinigle degree]
>28 - 6 year mark of henching up it.

But if it was a 4 year degree, then she's 30. If it's a 6 year, she's 32. 28 is just a reasonable minimum in my mind.

Nicole Sullivan was born in 1970, and Kim Possible premiered in 2002, so she was 32 at the time... so there's that.

John DiMaggio was born in 1968, making him 34 at the premiere, but if his age was backed up to Kim's age of 16, that would mean Dr.Possible had Kim at age only 18... which I really fucking doubt he's dumb enough to have had a kid at 18. And Drakken's middle aged pony tale doesn't scream 34 to me.

Now the real question - what is shego's real name?

Sheila.

What the fuck even are Shegos powers? he hands glow green, but what does it make her hands do? She doesnt seem to have any other power other than glowy hands.

I love wet manes

The glow is some kind of energy that can either melt or blast things, though apparently the power level of the blasts is variable/inconsistent.

im sure its a sweet name something beautiful and greenish

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energy hands, blasts, and kungfuratedo. It was an asteroid or comet that his her childhood home, giving her and her brothers super powers. Originally it was just the gloves, but the writers changed it.
Is there a source to that?

He picked Bulbasaur as his starter.

I subscribe to this theory also. Though people say that there should have been hints when they meet in return of mewtwo.

Glancing through I misread "Jungle Cubs" as "Jungle Culos". That's not something I remember from my childhood.

Pretty sure she was in her mid twenties. She seemed older because of her leadership abilities. In Japan a 25 year old unmarried woman is a spinster.

That fight scene was pretty hot

Who wants to draw more yandere!Yori?

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