>FOOD FIGHT!!!
Shit you hate in cartoons
>character proposes idea that gets shot down or ingnored by the other characters
>other character proposes idea and everybody agrees
>Be in high school back in 2002 (graduated 2005)
>One of the autistic kids screams "Food Fight!" during lunch at autistic kids table.
>His autistic friends participate while everyone else just watches on in bewilderment.
>An apple hits a girl straight in the face, thrown like a baseball by one of the autistic kids.
>Boyfriend of injured girl rushes the apple thrower. Punches him repeatedly until there is blood erupting from the kids nose and face swelling is occurring.
>Autistic kids, 7/8 of them, receive in school suspension for two weeks. Apple thrower is placed on out of school suspension for a week and ISS for two weeks upon return. Boyfriend of injured girl is expelled as he punched a disabled kid. Injured girl's parents sue the school as she suffered from eye damage.
>character sells a business to someone who turns it into something unrelated
>leaves the previous owner's name on it for no reason
>user makes daily tropes you hate thread
>the same tropes get posted over again
All these reposts makes me feel like I'm on /wsg/
>All these reposts makes me feel like I'm on /wsg/
Don't remind me on how bad that board is now with the retarded TikTok spam. Jannies need to purge that shit and permaban those fags.
And so, the lesson is... I don't know, don't give apples to autists, I guess.
>Boys vs Girls
>Guys act out of character and act retarded.
>Girls are over confident and win at the end.
Aids.
>That noise that happens when a character blinks
Has anyone here actually participated in a food fight? I want more stories like
>adult joke hidden in plain sight
>no one noticed until years later
>formerly Chuck's
>Character is still shorter than his mom despite being 14-16
This shit is my least favorite as well, but I haven't seen it in a cartoon since the 90s. I think showrunners mostly caught on that shit sucked.
Once. Well, I was just hit, I didn’t throw anything. Had a unopened soda can thrown at my face, lost a tooth that was loose and got a dollar under my pillow that I bought a KitKat with
>Male character is preteen
>Sounds like he's in his mid to late 20's
>wasting food
People like that should be processed into meat and fed hungry kids across the country. If someone threw a ketchup bottle at me, I'm throwing a fist.
>Throw apple
>Win a trip to the International Space Station
Fucking Americans.
>USA! USA!
We’re number Four!
>Live anywhere but America
>Get injured due to negligence
>Suffer from injury
Okay…
Duckman was the only show to due a Battle of the Sexes episode right. They were both retarded.
Only in Blumpf's America could this happen. The 3rd world needs to rise up and destroy us.
Weird Al
As much as I like the dude and his music, almost every time he does a guest appearance, the entire episode revolves around how wacky his character is, and if there's a plot, it grinds to a halt to accommodate his character.
This shit actually happens in the real world
You sound really poor.
You're usually right OP but the episode of What's with Andy? was one of the best of the entire show
Probably helps that it basically WAS the episode.
Happens IRL. New owner want's to maintain the brand recognition to try and retain the old customer base. Happened to a butcher shop near my place.
Got nailed in the head with a 20oz soda bottle that landed on the cap, had a pretty big bruise for a couple days. In real life food fights aren't people throwing food at each other for giggles, it's people having real, actual fights in the vicinity of food which gets thrown around at some point. I've seen a woman get belted in the head repeatedly by a tray of cupcakes.
>character plans a step-by-step heist montage a la Ocean’s Eleven
>When they do it IRL, it goes comically wrong right out the gate
>retarded horny guard is distracted by sexy lady leg sticking out from the hallway
>leg turns out to be a prop the character uses to knock the guard unconscious
>THIS
>IS
>AWESOME!
or variants thereof
>plan isn't described to the audience
>it goes flawlessly
>plan is described to the audience
>it fails spectacularly or something unexpected happens and they barely make it out alive
every single time
>fat character makes gigantic order of every food imaginable
>"oh, and a diet soda"
Has there ever been a show where al plays a completely straight laced character? Sounds like a novel concept.
Fuck off that’s funny
Grew up middle class my entire life and am making a decent salary, I'm just a decent person that hates seeing a bunch of fuckwits like you take for granted and throw something so essential to living away like it's used toilet paper.
>be in high school
>4 kids scream food fight
>they throw some food
>everyone just looks at them confused
>teachers come in and take them to the deans office
>mfw
Milo Murphy is pretty straight-laced, it's more that he's cursed to have wacky shit happen to him.
people really do that
> It's a wonderful life episode
> Episode where the character is the only person on the world
> Date episode
>
I'm
The only ones I can think of Captain Peanutbutter (Bojack), The Dollmaker (Batman Vs Robin) and arguably one of the fish dudes in Voltron (where he was portrayed as crazy, but eventually proven right).
The Dollmaker was a really weird one for him
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>in middle school
>stupid black kid talking shit
>throws a pickle at my friend
>whole table starts throwing food
>friend punches the black kid in the arm
>black kid breaks my friends wrist
>friend gets ISS and everyone but the black kid gets detention
>black kid says he was "attacked" by my friend and was defending himself
>strong, confident, highly competent character with a clearly make voice and male features wearing a mask
>turns out it was...*pause for suspense* ...a WOMAN the whole time!
>Male character is a preteen
>Sounds like a 30 year old woman
>shitting on one of the very best episodes of SJ
You dun goofed user
>Character is on something that flies
WOOOOHOOOOOO!
>"This ultra badass you've been talking about, who is he?"
>You mean she ;)
I did at a summer camp, everyone was cool with it and I used a folding chair as a shield.
It was mostly strawberry shortcake as it started during dessert so no one got hit with anything bad.
Haloid was kino, pleb
>>FOOD FIGHT!!!
why was this such a thing in the 80s and 90s?
>group of friends
>new friend joins
>he starts doing bad shit behind the scenes
>someone whose been in the group forever finds out and tells the others
>they don't believe them
>Jack is literally perfect and can do nothing wrong!
Obviously its a good episode but an annoying trope
He was literally walking by when some thugs attacked him. I doubt he had ever heard of them.
>a character gets hit by a car or a similar vehicle
>is plastered on a windshield
>driver turnes on windscreen wiper
>Wiper blades don't get them off right away
>Driver uses washer fluid
>cartoon is animated by nameless koreans working 15 hours a day in some warehouse for $2/hour
>this is what Americans actually believe
Also this meme is out of date, it's Canadians who do that shit now.
>Not liking one of the best animated movies of all time.
>nerd says something nerdy
>"UUUUHHHHH ENGLISH PLEASE????"
>new and cute character joins the main cast
>surpise, its evil
>only one character of the main cast know its evil
>the rest of the cast doesnt believe him until the climax
Bonus points if the mysterious masked person is the main female character of the show, AND the boy characters all laughed at her earlier for suggesting that it could be a girl
*cough Danny Phantom cough*
>character needs to disguise themselves as someone else
>put as little effort into it as humanly possible
>it works flawlessly
I can't even tell it's him. That's pretty good.
Yeah, nameless Canadians working 15 hours a day in some warehouse for $2/hour... in Korea.
Fuck you that joke is great
I think it started as people aping animal house?
honestly it makes more sense than you'd think, regular soda has a ridiculous amount of carbs
I’ll do you one better
>monsters/aliens are part of the main cast
>They’re meant to be hidden from the public
>But it’s okay for them to be out and about on Halloween/ComicCon/Mardi Gras, because everyone thinks they’re in costume
>But it’s okay for them to be out and about on Halloween/ComicCon/Mardi Gras, because everyone thinks they’re in costume
I'm not seeing the problem, it makes sense
A man of taste
Yeah, it was fried chicken/pasta day tho. The hardest thing around to throw was a banana. Everyone but the janitors had fun
Singers usually make great VAs. a lot of teen pop idols end up becoming VAs, like EG daily or Jesse McCartney
>"well that was awkward"
>"we need to work as a team"
>"according to my calculations"
>"there are no bad ideas" *proposes idea* "forget I said that"
>moves faster than 5 mph
>"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Huh, I just realized that they managed to stretch that premise into a full length movie with Over The Hedge.
>animator? sounds like a job for losers
Canadians can't work in other countries you retard, it's not the fucking EU.
>characer refers to a vehicle as a high-end European model
>it's obviously made in a 3rd-world shithole
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>police sirens can be heard in the distnance
>nonsequential comic relief says “HIDE THE DRUGS” and dives into the nearby bushes
>everyone else looks at him bewildered
>small black kid turns the lights off
>yells "food fight"
>it's dead silent
>stoner kid yells "sit down"
>everyone laughs
This happens like 3 times a day in my life alone
>calarts pepe
>final showdown between main character and villain
>the villain is a ruthless monster disliked by everyone
>MC is about to end his life for good
>autistic sidekick shows up
>"Don't do it! If you kill him you will become as bad as him!"
>somehow the MC is convinced and he lets the villain live
>characters are 12
>act like they're 17
this had me expecting much different social circumstances as a kid
newfags out
Literally nothing wrong with this though
I guess hate would be a strong word
it bugs me though
>character innocently goes to grab something
>end up grabbing someones dick or the like
whoosh
>redditfag
What the fuck do you think youre doing, kid?
>"Best. [thing]. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But back then Trump ran as a liberal
Literally any cringy 1950s-era thing that cartoons still propagate that Yea Forums ends up quoting because half the board has autism (or maybe more?)
lel
He went back in time to oppress these poor children, who I assume are POC.
You got a problem with that?
Bubble bass was hilarious though
can you give an example coz im confused at what you mean
CJ, Youza Busta!
>Intimidating music with backround getting darker
>"That idea"
>"has to be"
>"the"
>Backround turns light with happy party music
>"BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!"
Death 13 did kinda piss me off, but it strengthened the 'Joseph crashes every vehicle he rides in that's not a boat' meme so it's fine.
>character model fucking changes dimensions going from clearly male to clearly female after the reveal
if you saw a fucking alien sloshing around on big gooey fully articulated tentacles, going "oh what a good costume" would be retarded.
Real things don't look fake.
>that punchline
but he could just star platinum the wings back on e-z p-z
>character wants to keep cute thing even though its dangerous
>bites them in the ass later on
Just like Grown Up Rugrats, those kids where really horny.
>Dipper
>Uh, a-according to my c-calculations
>LMAO, CAN I GET THAT IN ENGLISH POINTDEXTER!!
>new character joins the team, or transfers to school, or whatever
>is a formidable rival for a protagonist's romantic affections or skillset
>protagonist is butthurt
>other characters are either oblivious or tell the protagonist that they need to accept it
>new character conveniently turns out to be pure evil and is destroyed or banished by the end of the episode
I think it would be nice for kids to learn that not everyone that inconveniences them should be hated for it.
>Immediately becomes less competent after the reveal
>Punching a disabled kid that hard instead of tending to his girl
>Gets expelled
Well..... I dunno, I think I would have expelled him too.
>In real life food fights aren't people throwing food at each other for giggles, it's people having real, actual fights in the vicinity of food which gets thrown around at some point.
I guess at your ghetto school. Prior to the 80's and 90's media bringing a lot of mainstream attention to it, food fights were just a good general chaos to partake in, kinda like looting, or TPing houses on halloween. You waited until the lunchroom had a food perfect for making a mess(spaghetti, mac and cheese, fishsticks), then gave the yell. As long as at least 20 other kids joined in, it would devolve in no time. Then after they got more attention, schools started cracking down hard and putting in "lunchroom monitors" to make sure any shit trying to start something would get taken down fast.
Back then, teachers and staff who weren't the cooks only went into the lunchroom if they thought shit was happening. These days they know better to leave kids alone at any time.
At this point, that plot is a formula. Should be given a name. Hero Replacement Anxiety or something.
this is good though
wtf cartoons are not realistic?
that's real life though.
women detected
Women always present ideas in the worst way possible, and when the idea goes over like a hot fart, it falls on a man to repackage the idea in a way that makes actual sense.
and the women interprets it as "talking over" or "mansplaining" when all it is is saving a good idea from the clutches of a drowning incompetent woman
That's not how the media will present it.
>Tell me something I DON'T know!
>Well, ya sure know how to show a girl a good time!
>Ya always seem to have that affect on the ladies/people!
>We have GOT to stop meeting like this!
>(Says a phrase that is just as equally cliched) I've always wanted to say that! Teehee!
>Awwwkwaaaaaarrrd!
>Oh, this is NOT happening!
>(someone says something stupid or outlandish)...yeeeaaaaaahhhhh...
how often men who were born with microdicks commit suicide? i hope as often as men in usual
>cool, calm, collected villain
>intelligent, mature, plans for everything but can still improvise well if something unexpected shows up
>heroes come and fuck his shit up
>"What?! Impossible!"
>heroes destroy the doomsday weapon
>"Nooooooooo!!!!!"
>Did you SEE that? Oh, Come ON!
>The resistance group is just called the resistance
For Pete's sake, come up with something different you lazy ass hacks. I could probably count at least five different shows that keep on pulling that horseshit name. You're writers, think of something different for once.
>show is almost perfect except for some minor quirks in the writing that ruin everything that could have been fixed if they spent 30 seconds rewriting a few lines
>have to make up own headcanon to enjoy the show
Women are significantly more likely to attempt suicide, they just use methods like slitting wrists and overdosing, which take a long time to kill. Guys go straight for firearms and hanging, which are immediately lethal. If women were halfway competent at suicide, their suicide rate would be much higher.
post examples of this
Is there really a better option?
Carl is ripped
>Don’t Give Apples to Autists
That sounds like the title of a children’s book
the ABSOLUTE worst
>Daria-like characters
I have no idea why there is so many characters based on this bitch's personality. They're never funny, they're always annoying, they slowdown whatever you're watching, and they're a black hole of charisma. And for some reason they're always female.
>And for some reason they're always female.
Because a guy would be bullied or get his ass kicked.
Well, no.
In women it's often about getting attention rather than legit trying to off themselves.
So it makes absolute sense to make it a scene and look dramatic.
If guys want attention they start fights instead.
I knew of two guys who killed themselves via train.
Total dick move, but very efficient.
Explanation montage?
He was fine in aquabats and tim & eric, same with billy & mandy
The only good version of this was in the matrix
"YOU'RE Trinity? I thought you were a guy."
"Most guys do."
They work really well but they’re so specific that it’s hard to do them without feeling like ripping off heist films.
If you're going to rip something off, just do it with confidence.
Don't act like a timid cunt for every little thing you rip off.
>Guy thinks he saw something weird or supernatural.
>Rest of the group doesn't believe him.
>Crazy shit happens to them all the time.
Has anyone here ever been or witnessed and actual food fight? They always shut that shit down before it even starts.
This. Nobody's going to complain if you do a "heist film episode" as long as it isn't more than like once a season, and as long as its cool.
Not a Yea Forums example but Jojo's Bizarre Adventure gets pretty ridiculous with this.
So x files?
No, bad user, it's Crazy Diamond that fixes things, Star Platinum is the *Fartnoise* time stop
>Character or Characters do something that piss the other Characters or Character off
>Finally one of them gets their shit together and fixes said problem
>said problem just initiates another problem and the fixer gets all the blame.
Foster's Home pulled this shit a lot, and as funny as the episode was, the ending of Future Stock on Futurama was like this.
>Character actually gets something good for once
>Everybody else thinks this is suspicious and fucking ruin everything
Old TMNT used to do this to Michaelangelo a lot, and I seem to recall at least one instance of it happening to Ray on The Real Ghostbusters, though I can't remember the specifics.
>group of friends, at least one male, one female
>sometime in middle or end of series, they become a couple together, even with no romantic feelings going on earlier in the show at all.
fuck forced romance shit.
>Character falls in love with somebody that isnt part of the main group
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Ruins it*
I imagine the reverse of this would be pretty great. An effeminate blithering incompetent retarded princess turns out to be a cute albeit very dumb Chad.
>Show (X) could have done (Y) better
>"(Y) doesn't matter iT's A kIdS sHOw"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's 2019 and kids who would realistically not be getting bullied in the first place getting beat up for their lunch money/swirlied/shoved in a locker is still probably the most common way bullying is shown in TV
For fuck's sake nigger just show a kid with a semi-annoying personality getting shoved and called a few names or getting yelled at during phys ed or asked on a date as a joke by the class Stacy. Surely this fucking lunch money shit doesn't happen in America.
>Pic related is probably the same autist years later
It was til the gay shit
>Shapeshifter involved
>Characters don't know when Allies are acting completely out of character or just suspicious entirely
>Elementary school kids with lockers
>it turns out the badass mentor is the main character's actual dad
>chosen one bullshit in general
>female MCs either being token love interests or basically being a satellite to the male MC and not having any story or motivation of their own
>playfully making fun of anime but using tropes that are either from Speed Racer or DBZ instead of satirizing modern shows
>female villains are never allowed to just be evil (classic Disney used to be one of the only ones who did this and now they're shitting this up with films like Maleficent)
Is there even a Yea Forums equivalent of Gruntilda?
Chosen One retcons are the worst; it always undoes good development.
Also, status quo resets in otherwise serial shows.
Mad Madam Mimm from Sword and the Stone (1963).
>main characters are a dumb but brave white boy (except he's cowardly when it's supposed to be funny), his chill black friend, and their nagging smart white female friend
>Character has flashback
>It reminds me of blah blah blah, back when everything was black and white
>It reminds me of blah blah blah, back when everything was sepia-tone.
>Blah blah blah, something something, acknowledge that the screen gets wiggly as the wiggle and "woo woo woo" sound effect begins.
>Character development episodes
>Everyone reverts back next episode
Technically Mother Gothel
>characters really want to kill the villain
>deus ex machina causes the villain to be killed at the exact moment when he is defenseless and the good guys have won
>no moral issues with this at all, thanks coincidence
That's actually happened to me when I grabbed my friends boobs twice (two different friends, one grab after the other) while I was trying to put my hands down on a table. We all laughed afterwards.
I hate this shit. Just let the heroes kill the villain or let the villain live.
Two food fights have occurred before. One in elementary school and one in middle school. The elementary school food fight seemed like a pre-planned event, because nobody yells "Food Fight" or some shit, some girl just dumped a carton of chocolate milk on another girl, and then the entire class erupted in food throwing and screaming. I managed to block a slice of pizza that was thrown in my direction with my tray, and scrambled out of the cafeteria with applesauce staining my back. I was nearly suspended afterwards, because some people tried to pin me as the one who started the event, though they grilled everyone one by one, so this might have been a ploy to get some confessions. Everyone later had to help clean the cafeteria, which is bullshit because I never even through anything.
The second time in middle school I left to take a piss, came back, to see the entire cafeteria was in fucking havoc, and then decided, "Fuck this" before returning to the restroom.
>Character has a sword
>Not allowed to cut anyone with it
>Female lead is a naggy "straight man" who's never any fun
my school was a complete shithole and my class was the worst, kids would have food fights literally in class as soon as the teacher leaves throwing their snacks around and it was normal to walk past a kid you didn't like during lunch hour and throw some food you weren't going to eat into their face to start a food fight or actual fight
You ever play the Crackdown games? Crackdown 2 has an agency called The Agency based on a tower called Agency Tower on the island Agency Island, fighting a terrorist cell called The Cell and a bunch of mutant freaks called Freaks.
'sup Yahtzee?
ayup
that's what they say getting married is like
Yahtzee sucks, his cynicism as an excuse for shitposting needs to stop.
You can't be taken seriously only to backpedal and have your faggot dicksucking fans go like
>HURR ITS JUST A PARODY, WHY ARE YOU SO BUTTHURT
He works best when the thing he's appearing in is at least as zany as he is
>BATB
>Billy and Mandy
>Aquabats
>Galavant
>Wander Over Yonder
You didn't list it but the show that shall not be named outside it's board is also as zany and perfect for his episode
It's funny because it's true
>HERE'S THE PLAN
>*whisper whisper whisper whisper*
>Character gets hit in the head with a coconut
>Time to be a gigachad until the NEXT coconut hits.
But studies have shown that people who drink soda tend to consume even more calories than those who drink regular. The reason for this is because people who drink diet think it's a free pass to binge on other high-calorie shit instead of being careful.
That's their problem not mine
Look at this square
>but the camera holds for way too long while the character's whispers gradually devolve into pure gibberish
i cant recall who, might have been old RvB, but there was a show that did this gag, and literally had the retarded character just say whisper whisper whisper, and got called out for it. made me giggle
Isn't that basically the plot of Invader ZIM?
>Show has the main male and female character get together by the end of the show despite it being forced as fuck or having zero relevance prior to them getting hooked up
>shippers eat it up
>(someone says something stupid or outlandish)...yeeeaaaaaahhhhh...
Genuine anger
>Ooooooohhh, that's gonna leave a mark!
>I feel like I've seen this from somewhere before.
>Act Natural!
>Did I just say that out loud?
>I'm ok! *gets randomly hurt*
>Don't try this at home kids.
The only episode like this I remember enjoying at all at was a late Futurama one. Still not a great premise, but having both sides fail horribly, and having the guys immediately refuse to ask for directions in a desert where they were dying of thirst did get a laugh out of me.
So they replaced Koreans to Chenese
He was pretty laid back in Adventure Time.
I mean, he was still a talking banana, but he was just a mellow inventor that somberly kept to himself.
>Which one os the real
I liked him on 30 Rock. Where he never appears in person, just in clips, making awful parody songs of, admittedly, awful patriotic songs.
Then they make an intentionally Weird Al style song and he fires back with:
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>The yeeeeahhhhhhhh reaction already mentioned
>The similar "oooooooookaaaayyy" and "rrrrriiiiiight"
I couldn't place what irritated me about this until I realized that it's a lot like explaining the joke. It's like the character turning to the camera and saying "haha, what a weird thing we just wrote, huh?"
This annoys me yet I am ALSO kind of annoyed by the extreme opposite, where nobody in a show ever reacts to stupidity or zaniness that would actually screech any social situation to a halt.
>character is in late 20s
>sounds like a preteen
>Now that's what Im talkin' about!
>female character never gets any real development
>also never gets blamed or chided for obvious bad behavior
>female character is incredibly cool
>better not use her past this episode
I really don't get writers sometimes. If you have super awesome character bouncing around, fucking use them.
If your character is boring, develop them.
It's not that hard!
>large portion of the episode is just the same thing repeated over and over
Dexter's Lab was the worst for that shit
>MC is the chosen one
>but the chosen one to bring the end of the world
> super intelligent boy genius show
>can clone animals, change the entire genetical code of humanity.
>DONT KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM, HUR HUR GURL STINK
We didnt have food fights at my high school but i started a similarly chaotic trend that was pretty fun. I would start applauding for no reason, then my friend, then someone else at the table etc and eventually the whole cafeteria would be applauding and cheering absolutely nothing. It was wild and fun.
Fuck Savino for ruining Dexter in general
>JUST BE YOURSELF
It's worst when the characther who changed is the one who realized he had to change.
Maybe if another people make him do it it's ok,but it's more annoying when his friends say they liked the old version because "he was their Friend"
Biggest flaw in Diamond is Unbreakable. Give a guy a stand that erases anything it touches with its hand, but uh-oh it's a school age drama very few people actually get killed.
It's really annoying to never differentiate between self-improvement and putting on an act like that.
It just validates laziness.
>Not liking DiU because it’s not violent enough for him
Gay
>mean character insults someone
>they're on a kids show so they have to say something overly specific and slightly goofy instead of just calling them a fucking moron or a stain on the gene pool
kek
>MC Goes to the Future
>finds his Great Great Great Grandson
>it's just him with different colored hair or a new hat
Vanilla Ice from Part 3 wasn't enough for you?
That has nothing to do with school-age drama, and everything with The Hand being a fucking broken Stand, that Araki had to nerf by giving it to someone dim like Okuyasu.
Case in point: Josuke handed out some nasty punishments with his Crazy Diamond.
>playfully making fun of anime but using tropes that are either from Speed Racer or DBZ instead of satirizing modern shows
It is so damn rare to find a good homage without "FAST TALK BROKEN ENGLISH SPARKLE SPARKLE BWAAAAAAAH". Best one I've seen by far though. youtube.com
The boyfriend was probably a tard with anger issues. What he did to that autistic kid is way worse than what happened to his girlfriend
Damn
I mean there's this and 99% of SU rips off anime youtube.com
>Great Great Great Grandmother
>Same Exact Character in Old-Timey Clothing
Loud House
>Character's voice becomes high pitched for some reason (shrunk down, inhaled helium, etc.)
>"Hey! I sound like a chipmunk!"
SU pays homage to anime a lot, but it doesn't actually do tropey anime parody that often. The only parody SU did that I can think of is in Garnet's Universe, and sure enough it's another DBZ parody.
>UHHH AWKWARRRD
>Character is 16
>Looks like a fucking adult
>12 years old are like 2 feet shorter than 16 years old.
>There’s never an in between height shown
>new friend eventually rapes the girl of the group
>still don’t believe what the first friend says.
SU pays homage to anime a lot, but it do it wrong most of the time. The Garnet Universe episode was pretty good, tho.
>>female MCs either being token love interests or basically being a satellite to the male MC and not having any story or motivation of their own
That's because most of modern animator and cartoonist were children in the 80's and 90's and those animes were trending at the time.
And this is why you faggots will never get laid.
>Character speaks onomatopoeias
>Abed, you can't just mumble nonsense, nobody's cutting away.
>...okay, here's my real plan.
>cutaway
No, but fake things can look real, that's why people say "woah, what a good costume"
>user doesn't like Hellboy.
Shameful.
Roasty gendercide soon
>Mysterious character that always wears some kind of mask or helmet and never speaks
>"How'd you become friends with Mr. Badass, he's so cool and strong!"
>"Mr." Badass reveals herself with a smirk
>"Heh, I think you mean SHE, honey."
>"Whaaa?!"
>She never wears her disguise ever again
It's only the heroes that don't get to kill anyone. Kira blows people the fuck up and gets his neck snapped by an ambulance, one guy gets crispy-fried right in front of his brother, and a guy bites off a dog's face and pukes it back up in its owner's mouth.
>Western cartoon makes fun of anime
>It's either DBZ or Sailor Moon
>That or they make references to anime tropes that fell out of common use decades ago
>Lying is bad, but it's okay to tell little white lies
Whoa, dude, have you seen what's going on in the news right now?
That's literally what Milo Murphy's Law is
>Beating up a mentally damaged kid for a thot you're never going to see again or marry.
Highschoolers need to be gassed for being retards.
>character says slightly weird thing and other characters look around an awkwardly take a step away from them
It's especially annoying if the other characters are plenty weird too.
>Character A mishears "I'm going to the store to get some eggs" as "Character A sucks fat cocks and I hope they fucking die" while Character B is talking with someone.
>Instead of actually confronting Character B, A decides to be a passive aggressive bitch until they realize it was all some big misunderstanding.
Based Sanji
>Just before the climax
>Some bs happens between the main cast and they break up.
>The next 5 minutes is them moping around before making up randomly and getting on their way to the real climax.
>character gets hit in the head and wakes up with amnesia
>the cast lampshade and prepare to spend the rest of the episode trying to help him remember
>he just hits his head immediately and what he remembers about himself transitions into the real plot of the episode
>Episode has a flaw in a character transform into a positive trait for the character.
>Turns out they are either worse as a nice person/too boring/whatever than they were before mainly due to outlandish BS circumstances and they had to revert back to their negative state.
It was fucking surreal seeing this in the early days of Sonic boom when they will be able to subvert or edit tropes and cliches into better versions more often in the future.
>Character somehow gets rich overnight. Lottery, inheritance, whatever
>Instantly becomes the world's biggest asshole
>"well, there's always next season"
>Last Message: November 2017
Examples?
lol
Nobody civilized would chimp out over some snark
Oh yes they would.
Niggers would.
kek, but can someone tell me what ISS actually means
t. brainlet
based on context clues I'm guessing "in school suspension"
>CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE
What were your friends doing on the table?