Relax, they don't do anything but tell stupid jokes, eat food, and talk about boys

No but saw the neighbor girl and her boyfriend fucking once because they didn't close their curtains properly.

Hot.

I was at a sleepover once in high school and the host kid had a hot older sister. One of the dudes in our group somehow thought it was a genius idea to try and get with her, so he snuck into her room while she was asleep, stripped naked, and climbed into her bed. We heard a lot of yelling and commotion and he comes running downstairs naked with a huge boner. Needless to say he didn't ever get invited to anymore sleepovers.

Aside from the fact that sexual assault isn't very nice.

Hambeast detected.

What did he expect?

My sister was at this girl's house once and the girl tried over and over again to get her to do lesbian stuff even though she had absolutely no interest in it.

I don't think SP outright went to shit but I really miss the "kids acting like kids" episodes.

They forgot how to do that just like the Simpsons forgot that Bart and Lisa were 10 and 8.

I don't know about that. Stuff like the recent Halloween/Kenny episode was more of that tone. I just wish they did more of it then the usual political stuff.

>be 10
>at other kid's house
>he tells me about this game where we press our dicks together and he learned it from a guy named Mike
>turns out Mike was a lot older than him, like high school aged
Today that kid is a bank president while Mike is in jail on sex-related offenses.

user, remember I when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?

Once when I was 13 I slept at my friend's house, and we shared his big bed. We started talking about sex (with girls) and he got really horny and started humping himself against my leg. And that kind of made me horny too so I started doing it too to him. And we did it until, well you know.

We were too young to realize that you need to say "no homo" after this but we did promise each other next day that we will never talk about it again because it was kind of gay. And we didn't.

You forgot talking shit about girls not present

Once my sister had a friend over, and I was asleep in the next room. I woke up to realize I'd pissed my pants. I thought this could have been the worst possible thing to happen especially if her friend heard of it, but I was saved because I had on a pair of pants that...I don't know what you call the fabric, but it was waterproof so the piss stayed in there and didn't leak out all over the place. So I just went and changed my pants and all was good.

We all knew a couple Mikes growing up. Not a big deal 2bh, I'm sure he got over it. Just a standard part of growing up.

My sisters friends basically molested me when I was like 10. Or tried to put makeup on me.

They go on to become Jerry Sandusky.

horny adult men.

My gf said she was at a girl's birthday party when she was 11 and she said the group ended up deciding to all pretend they were posing for Playboy so they all got naked and stuff, except she felt left out because she was still totally prepubescent and they all had pubes and budding tits. So they made her guard the door and make sure no adults were coming and she had to provide creepy/weird commentary like it was a sex video or something.

Aw man.

>that time your mom invited a boyfriend over and you could hear them going at it
I swear, dude sounded like a fucking gorilla.

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They jacked you off in your sleep user

Lyl my dad told me when he was a little kid back in the 70s that my grandpa invited a couple of girls over while he was in bed. He could smell the weed smoke from his room as Al Green was playing. Snuck out to look downstairs and they're all sitting on the sofa and the one chick was like topless and just casually rolling a joint on the album cover. Grandpa, he was an oldschool player.

Lyl my dad told me when he was a little kid back in the 70s that my grandpa invited a couple of girls over while he was in bed. He could smell the weed smoke from his room as Al Green was playing. Snuck out to look downstairs and they're all sitting on the sofa and the one chick was like topless and just casually rolling a joint on the album cover. Grandpa, man, I tell you, he was an oldschool player.

femanons really are retarded and cant help but tell everyone their gender every day

we already fucking see in the damn episode what happens, i have no idea why you'd take the time to try and rationalize what girls hanging out is like while making a 12 year old phrased post

This, South Park girls are fucked up

I'm white so I don't know that feel.

>those chicks are now in their 60s and probably sing hymns in church

>genius idea to try and get with her, so he snuck into her room while she was asleep
He took that hard left to Albuquerque

youtu.be/9MHDObiSplA

Kids do strange shit, when I was 10 sleeping over a friends house, there where five of us, we put on porn and wanked together, no homo of course and we made sure to bully the short kid for having a small penis.
Another time when I was over a friends house playing on the playstation with him he offered me a blowjob, I had sex before then while hiking in the army cadets with my squad Sargent, she was 17 at the time (I was 14) but I never had a blowjob before so I let him suck my dick, he got strange tho and turned out to be a furry and kept calling me so I blocked him, the blowjobs where not great anyway it would take him ages to get me to cum, he wanted to actually start a relationship and I was not into that gay shit.

>be 11
>be at friend's house
>he had a sexy older sister kind of like
>we're messing around in her room and find a tampon in a drawer
>I ask how the heck these things works and my friend goes like "You use them like this" and shoves the tampon in his ass
>he pulls it out only to find with horror that it's covered with shit and he panics and throws it at the wall
>we're all horrified and grossed out and don't want to touch it or clean it up

Eric Cartman should lay off the fatty foods.

I remember a sleepover where I accidentally saw my friend's mom naked when I walked past the bathroom and the door was slightly ajar. She had nothing on but a shower cap and fuck, she was hot. She didn't see me and I quickly took off. I fapped to that memory for years.

>let your male friend suck your dick.
>friend wanted a relationship but you're not into that gay shit.
I hate to break this to you but............

I was just seeing what it was like, Its not like I wanted to marry him or anything, I have a girlfriend so I am not gay.

girls are fucking weird man

I think they stopped inviting her over because she kept trying to fuck them, man.