Look Yea Forums, it's sparlock the warrior wizard!
Look Yea Forums, it's sparlock the warrior wizard!
James King
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Matthew Lewis
Fuck off and go to bed
Christopher James
I don't think Jehova would like you playing with a furry toy on a comics and cartoon board.
You know where this goes right?
Jack Powell
Multi class hacking mother fucker.
How can anyone defeat a master of the arcane AND powerful warrior as well?
Cooper Young
mmmh... nice magic is cool
Wyatt Sanders
My headcanon is that Buggy G gave him the toy.
Hudson Gomez
WARRIORS CAN'T BE WIZARDS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIIIIT
Aaron Rogers
Why was she such a bitch?
Gabriel Green
This reminds me of the black woman who got me kicked out of my local anime club because I said hell
I want all fucking niggers and christians dead now
Levi Miller
Listen Timmy, if you don't stop playing with toys Jehovah is going to send Mommy and Daddy to hell for failing to raise a servant of god. You don't want that right? If you don't study your bible, all of us are going to hell because of you.
Daniel Walker
JW don't believe in hell you braindead shitposter.
Adrian Reyes
>you still fuck with that capeshit Yea Forums? fucking baby
Cooper Rivera
Then what's the motivation for following the religion's rules?
Alexander Long
Why the fuck did one of their door to door converts tell me my Grandma was there then?
Brayden Phillips
I dated a Jehovah's Witness once. One of the worst mistakes of my life.
Samuel Johnson
>I dated a Jehovah's Witness once. One of the worst mistakes of my life.
What was the worst part
Chase Gonzalez
Henry Lopez
Everlasting life on a Paradise-reborn Earth.
They didn't.
I was a Jehovah's Witness for 17 fucking years because my Mom was fucking insane and abusive and forced me to be 100% for "the truth". No friends, no extracurricular activities, nothing that had magic or violence in them, etc. She ran off one day and so I stopped going to meetings, giving talks, going door to door, but 17 years of that basically fucked me over pretty bad.
Hudson Roberts
Jehovah's will was that he be a bitch and let his mom throw out his friend's toy.
Grayson Hall
Even being near a cult must rot your brain enough to decide for yourself what other people explain clearly. A smug JW did in fact tell me my Grandmother was in hell literally months after she died. This was after I told him she was a Catholic so maybe you guys have beef or something.
Kevin Gutierrez
Timmy, if you don't stop playing with that dollar store gobot bullshit you might realize that religion is basically a bunch of adults who feel way too strongly about magical fantasy stories.
Landon Torres
So why isn't Jehovah considered a cult like Scientology yet?
I mean it's basically one and the same.
Isaiah Martinez
No dick
Tyler Peterson
They're crazy fucking cultists. This girl seemed normal but I quickly found out what an ice queen she really was. She just wanted to have me at her beck and call, which is not unlike other women I've dated, but at least normal women don't throw religious-fueled temper tantrums when you buy them birthday or christmas presents.
Also they're manipulative as fuck and once you cross one that's it, you are worse than dead to them. I'm an actor (as was she) and after I broke up with her she made up a bunch of rumors and lies about me that got me ostracized from several theatre and film circles.
Isaiah Gray
>Also they're manipulative as fuck and once you cross one that's it, you are worse than dead to them. I'm an actor (as was she) and after I broke up with her she made up a bunch of rumors and lies about me that got me ostracized from several theatre and film circles.
And this is why I love seeing women getting punched out