11:00 Dragon Ball Super 101 (of 131) >WARRIORS OF JUSTICE CLOSE IN! THE PRIDE TROOPERS!! 11:30 Boruto 22 (of -) >SASUKE AND SARADA 12:00 My Hero Academia 40 (of 64) >WILD, WILD PUSSYCATS 12:30 Sword Art Online: Alicization 5 (of 18) >OCEAN TURTLE 1:00 Megalobox 11 (of 13) >A DEADMARCH 1:30 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 26 (of 39) >ROSHAM BOY IS HERE 2:00 Black Clover 60 (of --) >DEFECTORS' ATONEMENT 2:30 Hunter X Hunter 133 (out of 148) >DEADLINE X TO X LIVE 3:00 Naruto Shitpuden 240 (of 500) >KIBA'S DETERMINATION >3:30 Attack On Titan 14 (of 12) >TO YOU, IN 2000 YEARS: THE FALL OF SHIGANSHINA PART 2 Week 354 of Toonami
>Ratings for 3/2 11:00 DB:Super: 879,000 11:30 Boruto: 637,000 12:00 My Hero: 633,000 12:30 Sword Art Online: 580,000 1:00 Megalobox: 472,000 1:30 JoJo: 446,000 2:00 Black Clover: 412,000 2:30 Hunter: 328,000 3:00 Naruto: 341,000 3:30 AoT: 300,000
Thomas Butler
Also make a paste bin for the OP in case your late or can't make the next thread yourself that way someone else can
Gavin Campbell
>Those bitches are just using Klein. Or is he gay for Kirito?
Ayden Moore
No
Brayden Allen
Trade secrets are an industry norm, you idiots.
Gabriel Flores
Real talk, SAO becomes tolerable anytime Kirito isn't involved directly. I'm actually paying attention to this episode.
Ian Perez
WHEN. WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS SHOW GET BETTER? THIS IS THE SAME GODDAMN GARBAGE EXCEPT WITHOUT THE AIDS. BECAUSE AT LEAST THE AIDS WAS ENJOYABLE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU DEFENDERS AT? FUCKING FACE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Nolan Nguyen
FATHER
Christian Parker
A monkey buttfucked Kirito and they're trying to cover it up.
Isaac Lewis
>remember when SAO was good and had potential? what parallel universe are you speaking of
Ryder Turner
On the topic of SAPO, if you were dragged into your favorite game, what NPC would train up and bring along for the whole game, like Kittytoe and Yugi?
I should've just started doing my taxes as soon as this show started
David Reyes
Episode 2 happened.
Logan Torres
No
Chase Torres
Everything about the Klein scene is pissing me off, from the convenience, the attitude about it, how beta klein is, how kirito wouldn't do the same because the opposite would never fucking happen
Goddamn I hate this show
Jacob Howard
I would like to just go back to blonde Kirito and sword Kirito please.
Thomas Williams
I can get the appeal to wanting a daughterfu but Yui was a mistake.
I'm not watching SAO, but I can sympathize with Sarada because both of her parents are shit.
Christopher White
Only for her body
Matthew Cruz
And I almost forgot the biggest thing, two out of his last three experiences with VR involved the project being run by a madman who wanted to murder and/or mind control people.
Let's assume it was Dark Souls I'd train the fuck out of Crestfallen and constantly hype him up Otherwise, I'm not sure what sort of game would have similar mechanics
You're fucking brain damaged. Literally this entire fucking episode is about Kirito, even though he's fucking unconscious THE ENTIRE EPISODE IS ABOUT CHARACTERS TALKING ABOUT HIM. It's a veritable who's who of irrelevant nobodies sucking him off.
Meanwhile the rest of the arc is an actually passable fantasy story where Kirito has to deal with the fact that he's not the center of attention for once.
Justin Martin
DETECTIVE ASUNA IS ON THE CASE
Xavier Mitchell
Don't remind me, almost couldn't finish it after the kettenkrad stopped.
So is this the result of that weird shit Kirito was doing at the end of last season where he was walking around with some kind of webcam on his shoulder to bring Yui into the real world?
Next up let's do one from Cake. Here's I Will Survive. youtu.be/f9rCUQjmkxU (Video) youtube.com/watch?v=7KJjVMqNIgA (Audio that doesn't suck) What I remember from this song is that it showed up in... Old Boy, I wanna say? I'm almost certain it did. I remember because it was so completely out of nowhere. I mean, it was fitting, but it was odd. Great guitar work, and I always enjoy that trumpet. Not my favorite Cake track, but a good one. A nice song to sway to, y'know? Chill on out for a minute with it, yeah?
They're just STANDING IN A PARKING LOT TALKING. YOU COULD'VE DONE HALF OF THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU DROVE HER.E
David Jackson
You're shit
Matthew Ramirez
>a researcher How the fuck is Kojiro not in jail for aidding and abetting Kayaba?
Dominic Fisher
God this episode is even worse than others, it's just all techobable and bullshit.
Jaxson Powell
>he actually thinks Kirito notices him or the girls that want that black swordsman dick He is supposed to be that OP main character who does nor care so no one is getting a girl gifted to them
yeah I missed a lot how is yui in real life or is this the virtual world? what the fuck is going on
Josiah White
MUHDICKYBOID OGMA WORDS
Jace Powell
This just reminds me of the episode of South Park where they have to stop a terrorist attack by the kids all using and cross-referencing random shit on the various social medias and google maps
John Powell
glop glop
Noah Adams
Pretty sure she's a hologram or Asuna is seeing her with the thingy under her eye.
Nolan Moore
Well she's an independent AI so I guess you could make her portable. Though you'd need powerful tech.
Imagine being Kirito. A kenjutsu master with a secure STEM career that can make you billions while your girlfriend is literally born to be groomed for you. You have a waifu brigade spending the middle of the night trying to find your half dead body.
>listening to 1 dimensional characters suck off the blandest MC ever for 22 minutes is "tolerable" Again, you're fucking brain damaged. The actual game story stuff in this season is what is tolerable, because for once Kirito isn't overpowered for no reason, for once he's not the center of attention for no reason. He's set at a regular power level and forced to be a supporting character. His bland as fuck personality is far less offensive when the entire fucking universe isn't bending over backward to make him seem so special and cool.
And yet you prefer this fucking trash that is exactly like SAO season 1 with everybody sucking his dick over nothing.
Gavin Parker
I feel like the population of the SAO universe is like 80% women. and probably like 20% rapists.
I don't want surgery and the doc said it wasn't affecting me or my brain and to just not hit it directly like during sports which i dont do but it makes me squeamish and paranoid.
>she just continues to orgasm from kirito just by being on top of his ever-limpening dick and semen This is such wish-fulfillment bullshit that it's funny
Kirito wants to move to America out of all fucking places so he's not that great
Juan Harris
How do people enjoy this?
Brody Mitchell
Note: In the sub, disguised Asuna said these lines in English.
Jack Parker
Nakadaishi? If you say so man.
Evan Morris
I'm sure there was a color palette swap for each and the new colored but same badguys were a bit stronger
Matthew Reyes
They don't.
Wyatt Wright
Now let's go revisit our buddy Carlos from Insaneintherainmusic who just released a track on his channel doing a jazzy cover of the Wii Music main theme. Featuring Emily Gelineau. youtube.com/watch?v=-nivCw-t7Mo God, what a couple of dorks these two are. But this is just such a nice little tune. It's got that relaxing Nintendo style - I've really been liking a lot of Nintendo's music direction lately and even if this is from the Wii era it's still a good indication of what they've been doing to this day. Carlos does a good job arranging this one, and they both are very talented individuals at this kind of music. It's some good stuff, man.
>All this melodrama shit FOR FUCK SAKE JUST GET BACK TO KIRITOE BEING GOD'S GIFT TO ALIZATION >To be fair it WAS fairly ok, when Swort Art Online left the game not it wasn't, the second the blacksmith fell in love with him after one day cemented it becoming a harem
Thats the secret of marketing, its doesnt need to be good, you just gotta shove it down your audiences throats and they will 'like it'
Ethan Hughes
>3 metal detectors and explosion detectors Why would you need 3? Why not just...get one good one?
Carson Jackson
No, read the LN. Each floor was quite unique.
Adam Bennett
>Let me guess it's super secret despite looking like a sore thumb It's a JSDF base. And while the shit on it is meant to be secret, it still gets raided by an American PMC next arc.
If its a hack and slash game like DMC, or anything in the action adventure genre like Asura's Wrath then everyone in your new home is a god, demon, or halfbreed with very few badass humans. I think any attempts yo train a human ends in death without a mystic item.
Sebastian Hernandez
>you look comfy >is wearing wooden sandals Surely walking around on planks of wood can't be comfortable?
Isaiah Jones
RUSE CRUISE
Evan Anderson
Their tunes lately have been knocking it out of the park, especially a lot of the jazz music they've made. Mario Kart 8 is a goldmine.
I've seen that setup. It's so if each detector, even a good one, has a chance of missing something, three of them will have a much smaller chance. Also, as people walk, things shift, which may allow them to be detected.
David Smith
Yes it's a dent in my skull the width of your finger pressing, but the part that doesnt connect is smaller than that and I don't believe i can feel where it doesnt actually connect, my finger stops before it gets that far I think
but there's apparently layers between the brain and the skull that keeps it from being that bad but i dont know how sensitive they are, i didnt get this from an injury apparently its always been there but i just noticed it late last year
Connor Ramirez
Rock Star must be in charge of this.
Ryan Cox
>mfw no Bloodborne/Dark Souls style Soul Eater game >mfw not even a dating sim Soul Eater game
GOD FUCK, YUI IS BACK. IT'S ALL OVER. DADDY, MOMMY, IT NEVER ENDS. I WANNA FUCKING DIE, BUT I CAN'T. POST YOUR REACTION TO SURVIVING THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF SHIT ART ONLINE!
When you really think about it why do Asuna and the professor think they have the upperhand here they're still on the metal gear turtle thing full of armed guards...
Same. It's been a while since I've seen it, and I remember enjoying it a lot.
Luke Miller
I actually really like this, because most female love interests don't go this far for their boyfriend unless it's a shoujo. Plus unlike Kirito when he was playing that elf game, here there's a real risk she's gonna get shot by black ops soldiers.
Jace Russell
He’s Kirito’s boss. We saw back in the GGO arc that they’d met.
I'm sure this all makes sense and is a clever ruse and these are all familiar faces, but the IRL shit has always been the least interesting part of SAO and I've pretty much always tuned it out, so I have very little idea about what is happening right now. I really only care about Kirito doing stuff in the games and the big titties.
Wasnt Asuna from some bigwigs family, maybe they cant really just do whatever, though calling security should be an option
Gavin Wilson
Next, aw man, this one's a treat. youtube.com/watch?v=V1Wn9j4sQB8 This here is Metallica's Enter Sandman, done in the style of David Bowie, by TenSecondSongs. About 1:19 or so is where the song starts. It really legitimately fits the style, and really, I woudln't have been surprised if Bowie had done a song like this in Labyrinth. It feels so perfectly fitting. FUNKY damn guitar, and that sexy horn section, man. And it's the whole damn song start to finish. Even the prayer interlude, the solos, goddamn. A fuckin' sax solo, man. Top tier work. I'll be checking out the rest of his stuff, for sure. Hope you guys like it too!
As for us, we're out for the night! After we do the time warp again, we'll be back around next week! See you then! Deep Space Radio, signing off!
That's not a good enough reason for me. Just pay off the press
Charles Garcia
I'd imagine it wouldn't be that easy unless they're persuaded by something and he wanted to keep a low profile.
Colton Parker
>tfw Kirito being god is a million times better to watch than Asuna's misadventures >tfw we're months, even years from the Burger and Korean invasion being adapted
I thought it was going to change at midnight and now but I was wrong.
Cooper Baker
Yes, but my point is that it would be just as physically comfortable.
Jonathan Johnson
They could still kill her and chuck her body into the ocean. Unless she had a tracking device on her, which seems like something they would check for, no one would know she was there.
I have no idea what this is gonna sound like but I'm saving it until the next show I don't like airs. The title alone is promising. Thanks for you work, Mr. DJ. Sleep tight.
She's longer-lived than Lawrence. She's out there somewhere... single.
Brody Russell
Japan gets away with shit all the fucking time dude
Jaxon Smith
KAMITSU KA SERO KAMITSU KA SERO
Anthony Murphy
it's pretty much a Robocop scenario
Carter Campbell
You're the one that's fucking brain damaged. You know what the best part of Season 2 was? Everything with AIDS-chan, BECAUSE KIRITO WASN'T FUCKING INVOLVED. Anytime Kirito is on screen, no matter the context, I instantly tune out. There is 0 way to make him an interesting character after all of the OP bullshit he's done.
>beting on low return champion >not betting on the high return underdog why is this done over and over? surely helpping the underdog for high returns is a good idea too
You really think she didn't leave proof of what she was doing before she left? Also it's possible that the ship is now under siege by a turing-capable AI.
Colton Price
yep, and now he's funding two more anime with double the SJW crowd
Caleb King
Hey kid wanna /ss/
Christopher Allen
What's going to happen this week, fellas? I'm going in totally blind.
Connor Sanders
My wife Pitou is such a sweet, kind, and caring girl.
>Waiting for the punish for all that showboating >It never comes What a tease.
Kevin Richardson
Man those intros are too good
Ian Sanchez
Is there even anything to look forward to in Alicization from here on out or is it all melodrama like tonight?
Ryder Brown
>heavy weight boxer >against tiny fucking joe
Dylan Murphy
Sorry *smart people
Lincoln Martin
he goes fast and he electrocutes from a distance and he eats men
Juan Richardson
And what's happening now, dumb fuck? The entire fucking episode is about him in the most obnoxious way. Oops, I guess your retarded little method for determining whether episodes are good doesn't work and is based on you being a shit-eating moron who amuses himself by blowing bubbles with the cum in your mouth from the cocks you just sucked.
Go eat a million dicks you fucking faggot, you cum gargling shit for brains cretin.
Oh boy can't wait. For Joe to get the shit beat out of him again and again while pops gives up on him but after Joe gets his ass beat several times after, he has renewed faith in him and Joe wins in one blow.
Juan Bennett
i think you put alternative and progressive in the wrong order bud
I wonder if they'll adapt Lament of Innocence into the cartoon at some point. I know they just finished adapting Castlevania III and the next is going right into Curse of Darkness.
Did this mafioso motherfucker want to be a cook or something? Why is he always talking about food and shit?
Mason Rodriguez
I was thinking that it's kind of a funny thing Yui said earlier. When trying to cheer up Asuna, she mentioned that when Asuna was trapped, Kirito kept searching and searching until he found and saved her, but he really just kept playing MMOs like always. She's gotta Metal Gear Solid her way onto an ocean base and sneak around in disguise to get answers, while all Kirito did was play a game that wasn't even deadly anymore.
>My only chance to have sex was when I was 15 and this 14 year old girls and 10 year old girl were all over me but I noped the fuck. I mean I know I did the right thing but fuck ...FUCK!
The gear isn't turned on, it's actually weighing him down as a handicap
John Mitchell
He doesn't feel like Gearless Joe when he's selling out. Right now, he's just the junkyard dog he was when he began.
Chase Anderson
The sharks are coming to collect
Brody Ramirez
>Bleached gets posted no one complains >Blacked gets posted >Reee thanks for the you
Elijah Bailey
Because Pops' (and his and the kids, but I dunno if he knows that) life is on the line
Nicholas Turner
This was a bag purchase with what comes next.
Yea Forums's bad taste
Gavin Barnes
This whole thing was just make him take a dive to pay the mob back.
Evan Martin
lol
Joshua Wilson
They've still played by most of the rules you fucking dingus. They haven't allowed below the belt shit, or else someone would have smashed Joe's balls into paste.
Ian Miller
>"Gearless" Joe
Yea Forums in this universe must be going crazy right now
Oliver Ward
Because if he doesn't throw the match the villains will make him and pops into soup.
Michael Fisher
team literal retard strength
Luis Cooper
ShotaxShota isn't on yet
Ethan Peterson
So does Joe win and nanbu gets gutted by mafia?
Henry Taylor
I'm not complaining. I'm crazy for that stuff.
Ryan Campbell
The Shield
Hudson Rodriguez
Why doesn't he just punch in morse code to let the audience know that Nanbu's life is in danger and he's being forced into this?
I was referring to the fact that there's no referee present in the ring, EVER. That's obviously not how boxing works for a lot of reasons so obviously they aren't following a normal boxing format.
Elijah Watson
>Implying he could do that without getting bodied >Implying the general public knows morse code nowadays let alone a scifi future.
Jeremiah Taylor
the police are aliens?
Ayden Davis
I want to get them all hopped up on red candy and stretch out their holes.