I WARNED YOU ABOUT CATS BRO

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>refugees
>good guys
>disney
>run by jews
is /pol/ right again?

A true son of Skyrim

I also noticed the Skrull actors were played by whites and asians while the Kree were mostly actors of various races.

DREAD IT
RUN FROM IT

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Anyone else actually mad about the cat thing?
I was wanting that fucking Fury movie that explained exactly who betrayed him and how he got that, but now I'm never going to get it.

someone has the first post credits scenes

Be honest with me /co
Is it true? Does Nick motherfucking Fury lose his eye because of a cat scratch?

Yes.

specifically from near Space Brisbane

But why? They tease this cool backstory in winter soldier, just to reveal it's a kitty scratch?
Fucking lame

yes
I think I could be okay with Fury lying about his eye to build reputation if the actual cause was just a bit less stupid than space kitty

Skrulls are clearly Jews.
>can inflitrate societies
>kicked out of homeland
>killed a lot/persecuted
>looking for new homeland

Carol will help them find a new plant then a few years later they'll be stealing from the natives

How does he lose his eye in the comics?

I'm baffled Jackson was okay with that. He's been playing the part for a decade now and I bet there were plenty better ideas about how he lost the eye, before the Captain Marvel writers decided to be cute about it.

>I'm baffled Jackson was okay with that.

He takes a check like anyone else on the set, do you think he gives a fuck about what you or your ilk think about the writer's decisions?

It varies.

In 616 he gets hit by shrapnel from an explosion. His black son gets his eye ripped off by terrorists.

In the Ultimate universe Wolverine slashes it out.

>In the Ultimate universe Wolverine slashes it out.
Well Ultimate Nick Fury is the basis for MCU Nick Fury so at least they kept it faithful that his eye was slashed out by a cat-like creature.

Why are people mad about this? Caring about how Fury lose his eye it's like caring about how Han Solo gots his blaster, or his dice, or his stupid name, it doesn't matter and it doesn't add to his character.

and then it's terrible when a question we didn't need answered gets a ridiculous answer

I agree with this. It's like when Solo revealed how he got his name. NOBODY was asking for that. Hell, nobody even thought it wasn't actually his name. This is a franchise with someone named Skywalker, Solo isn't exactly a stretch.

But for some reason they felt it necessary to tell us that Han got his last name given to him like an immigrant at Ellis Island. Can you imagine if the Imperial was even slightly less inventive? "Han... Alone."

>B-bbut it's funny and the kitty is cute and Fury lies

Kasdan is a shit writer and Solo was a shit movie that only happened to get him to write TFA.

Han never made a big deal about his DL44, "dice", or name. Two of those are also equipment. Iconic, but equipment.

This isn't even as "insignificant" as the origin of Batman's gauntlet-spikes.

This is on the same level as Superman's cape coming from some random department store.

The backstory is cool, in that he went to fucking outerspace and got into an alien war alongside an OP creature with the appearance of a cat. It just fucking sucks they played it as a joke, not even an action moment, but a quick joke.

You were expecting more from the MCU?

So when Nick Fury said "Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye" he was actually talking about a alien kitty cat?
Thanks Disney!

/pol/ is never right.

EVER.

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If he's so shit then how come Empire is considered the best movie?

>MOTHERFUCKING

Whoa, how did they get away with that in a Marvel movie?

subtitler's mistake, desu. in the movie he actually says "mother... flerken!"

>This is on the same level as Superman's cape coming from some random department store.
...Is there something special about Superman's cape? I can assure you I have never once given any thought to its origin.

Oh, that is clever.

It's a flerken
They talk about how its not a cat multiple times and honestly you shouldn't be fucking surprised
You saw the trailer
We told you it's not a cat/the cat exists in the comics

It's really not a big deal
Fury is still pretty cool, though if Sam was younger he'd have a lot more hand to hand combat stuff

Kinda, they kick ass though.

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I thought it was the blanket he was wrapped in his ship.

A dangerous space alien pretending to be a cat.

>Fury is still pretty cool,
He's really not.

And the kree are evil for no reason and want to genocide them all. Again

that was funny because he got too homely with the alien monster.

It was his son who wrote Han Solo.

>It's a flerken
>They talk about how its not a cat multiple times
Oh shove it, it's a fucking cat in every way except it has tentacles coming out of its mouth because it's funny.

We must never allow them to live this down.

CATS ALWAYS WINS BABY

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Yes. It is vitally important that we keep obsessing over a meaningless superhero flick as the world is dying around us. Let us rise up, gamers!

Fun fact: In Japanese, DT is used as an abbreviation for "doutei", which means "virgin."

It's possible that out of the thousands of scattered Skrulls among the stars a collective of extremists will try to take Earth eventually.

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my god, and now they have the x-men

lol

Serious question, do people actually like the Skrulls? It's like a race of actual fucking goblins. What's the appeal?

The appeal is their gimmick; being the perfect infiltrators. Where Kree excel in military might, Skrulls are masters of deception when invading a world. Second guessing who's an Avenger and who's a Skrull is kind of fun, especially with Super Skrulls. Watch Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes sometime

Hm. I wonder if any Avengers will be revealed to have been Skrulls in Endgame.

He said it was right there for all to see, blood on the bandaged wounds of brave men and all the stars in the sky

Super Skrull is awesome

So a couple of Earthlings save the Skrulls from genocide at the hands of the Kree and one goes with them to help them find a new world, and they repay us with invasion? Unless Carol royally fucks up on her mission to find them a safe harbor, that would be pretty ungrateful.

>It's like a race of actual fucking goblins.
Lots of people like goblins, man. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

>He takes a check like anyone else on the set, do you think he gives a fuck about what you or your ilk think about the writer's decisions?
He might. He's a known nerd, similar to Nicholas Cage, and the entire reason he's playing Fury is because that was his condition for letting Marvel use is likeness for the Ultimate line.

That's just it user, a couple. Not all Skrulls may share Talos's morals. They have the warp drive to not only find other Skrulls, but to search for a new world to suit their needs. There is a real possibility that a faction could break away, and decide it's just easier to take Earth. Our forces are weak, and the planet is more than hospitable

Because Kree=America. That's why they had a bunch of different skin colors.

Wonder if he's mad that he's barely been in any MCU movies. I'm genuinely surprised how underused Nick Fury has been in the MCU.

I'd buy it, but I doubt Marvel would try it until like Phase 5, if there is one. I think given how Captain Marvel left off, they're more likely to reuse Kree as villains before that happens. Yon-Rogg's comments early in the movie suggested to me that they'll want to show the Supreme Intelligence's true form at some point.

>Wonder if he's mad that he's barely been in any MCU movies.
I think he was a little upset that after he signed that big multi-picture contract, they didn't use him for like a couple years after Age of Ultron, but they kind of didn't need him until now. He's going to be in Spider-Man Far From Home again later this year, so he can't be too mad now.

Hopefully Ruffalo is a skrull and we get Norton back.
And he'd be like "he doesn't even look like me!"

That would be pretty funny but it seems a bit hard to explain the transforming into the Hulk part.

if they have any sense they'll contract sony to do an X-Men 92 movie based on the old fox show and the series in some sort of spiderverse-like style. I dont know wtf people are calling it but claremont/lee x-men needs a trilogy with that level of visuals

havent been lurking around Yea Forums for the past few days but i do remember seeing some concept are pictures of a skrull turning into nick fury.

was this explained yet?

It was the definition of fucking over a character for a cheap gag. Now Nick Fury is forever a fucking idiot who lost his eye playing around with a cat. Movie was fine, but this shit knocked it down like 4 points in my book. Yes, I'm mad.

an eldrich space monster everyone is scared of, in final battle he ate like five cree soldiers at once

so it's true, nig lost his eye to a cat and lied about having trust issues in WS

Infiltrating shapeshifter alien stories are cool.

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But cat really betrayed him, Fury never expected that. Entire movie is about people/aliens pretending to be someone else - being in the middle he'd surely have some trust issued PTSD after that

To be fair, he's lied to someone in just about every single MCU movie he's had a role in.
He has a lot of bad encounters with shapeshifting aliens in this movie.
Skrull Coulson tries to shoot him, Skrull SHIELD Director kicks the shit out of him and goes to shoot him, and yeah the cat.

Let's be honest, you don't hold a cat that close to your face if you see it getting angry. Fury had it coming.

BTW, it's never explained why the cat is there to begin with.

He even lied to interviewers about Carol's "time-travel" powers and had a laugh later about it.
He's even Nick Fury when being interviewed about Nick Fury.

why didn't furry cry like a bitch
youtu.be/AmZgcEQIeEE

Pretty sure it was fucker. PG-13 is allowed to f-bombs as long as it's not relating to sex

How the fuck did he lose his eye to just that? I've seen IRL injuries worse than that which still didn't result in the complete loss of an eye. If they wanted it to be a joke they should have done a quick cut after the cat got pissed.

Mar'Vel's pet probably. Could be sent by someone else to spy on her or to guard.

Clearly it's Mar-Vell's pet, as it has a collar and nametag, and the Skrulls she was helping are freaked out over it.
Quite possibly could have been insurance against the Skrulls getting jumpy, panicking and bopping her and dashing with the Tesseract.

No one had a convenient way of knowing for sure.

Does Fury looks like bitch?

what?

Fury plays it off as a nothing scratch initially, but the Skrulls (who are familiar with that sort of creature) all shake their heads gravely because they know how nasty injuries from it are.

ablooabloo, you're seething fagboi

You know what you doing.

They are actually based on the Soviet scare and subversive commies

>the kree are evil for no reason
The kree have always been evil, they massacred two groups of pacifist aliens just because they lost a contest, and then they went back home nearly wiped out the cotati and started a war with the skrulls that would last thousands of years and twist the skrulls from the benevolent merchants they had become into the warlike thugs they are now.

Some times is the cape of his great great grandfather passed from father to son, a symbol of the house of El that he was wrapped up, others is just a blanket that he was wrapped up, or something that already comes with his suit.

But his cape is more then symbolic, is very useful too.

PG-13 is indeed permitted a single f-bomb but I don't think a Disney movie would ever allow one through.

>the cat got blamed for this
>it got probably put down
Thot deserved it. Based Cat; even if it gets killed. She should've just gotten a dog if she can't handle boundaries.

>chair with the cat on it falls to the ground
>cat doesn't move at all

Man, cats are fucking dumb.

More like Chads. Based Cat was waiting for the final moment to jump. Take in all the excitement. Feel the danger.

We get it. You're a cat.

W-What? Haha, no man, nu-uh, ha! Whatchu talking about, man? I'm just a guy, heh.

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Well he is evil

Anyway, I just looked into it and not only did this happen way back in 2014 but the cat is still alive. They even posted a video a few days ago of messing with the cat again, because they like to tempt fate.

The girl also avoided too much damage to her eye because she was wearing contacts which is a relief because the sound of her crying proved to me that I can still feel bad for 3D women. I mean if you look at the original video that was linked you'll also see she was the one who uploaded it and she also seemed to be selling a t-shirt related to the incident so she seems to have taken it in stride.

Aside from the silliness of this being how Fury lost his eye, what's the deal with him picking out a glass eye to replace it given that he clearly still has his blinded real eye under the eyepatch in previous movies?

Infection from alien germs?

Well, it doesn't actually show him using a glass eye. Maybe he considers the box of glass eyes then decides against using one.

Maybe this is all a fakeout and his eye will turn out to be fine and just temporarily injured and he loses the eye for real to something more serious later on.

There was a time when /pol/ was always right, not anymore though, now they're only right like 95% of the time.

It gets infected I guess. There's a scene before the one where he's showing the glass eye and Carol asks him if the eye is all right, he plays it cool and say it is getting better.

He tells Coulson that the eye was lost when the Skrulls tortured him for information.

Because he had hardly anything to do with it.

Yeah, they're right.

Right into the trash, that is.

Stay mad faggot

Lol yikes ;)

But damn, that incel got mad.