It's time again for Superboy. In these episodes Kryptonite does weird things to a dog and Superboy is a poor judge of character. Anyways let's go. Hope you enjoy.
Superboy: Krypto gets... AMNESIA/ Superboy gets a super rival
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David Clark
Another typical day on Earth and another typical apocalyptic event threatening the planet's safety. Nothing new here.
Austin Lopez
"Maybe I'm being a little thick in the head but can you explain how this Krypto coin dea of yours works again? You say people give you treats and they "mine" Krypto Coins that way but what gives them value? How can you spend them? What makes this Krypto Currency of yours a real form of currency? I don't understand"
Jack Peterson
"You don't understand it either, Krypto? Well at least we're both on the same page"
Jeremiah Davis
BORF!
Robert Turner
You're right! We should be focused on the task at hand! Just think what would happen if we let this big boy slip past us!
Grayson Long
Daniel Mitchell
Keep punching!
Noah Lopez
Arg! Surprise Kryptonite Komet!
Oliver Mitchell
I think... I think we were set up. I feel like keeling over how about you?
Blake Hall
...
Lucas Collins
Ooof!
Why is there so much Kryptonite in the universe?!
Ayden Foster
I feel from upper orbit the hard way why and hit my back am I holding my head? Krypto? Do you have a punchline for that joke?
Adam Lee
Krypto? Krypto are you well?
Dylan Reed
Oh no Krypto's not well at all. I should take him home. Pa will know what to do.
Isaac Morgan
NO TIME FOR DOORS MY DOG'S SICK AS A well... dog I guess.
Christian Fisher
Pa Kent: He needs rest, son. Make him comfortable.
Ma Kent: I have some chicken soup going in the kitchen
Clark: Will he dead?
Pa Kent: I don't know... but now is no time to let your grammar fall to pieces.
Levi Bailey
I'm sorry, Pa, I'm all shook up. Here Krypto. You don't need to wear the cape now. You don't have to be a super pupper right now. Just be you and get some sleep.
Dominic Fisher
Pa Kent: Don't worry about it son, we'll keep vigil over him. We won't move from this spot.
Ma Kent: We're thinking not only of the dog but of the poor overworked animators
Angel Phillips
Clark? Sweetie? If you don't leave for school now you'll only be 20 minutes early for zero period.
Nicholas Walker
I have to go! Ma! Pa! Thanks for everything! I'll pay you three Krypto Coins for your trouble! Bye Krypto!
Gabriel Cruz
>sick dog noises
Luke Evans
Ian Mitchell
Ok dog, what are Krypto Coins? I've been pondering it for hours and still have nothing. I would have preferred a Joe DiMaggio rookie card.
Ryder Kelly
...
Lincoln Barnes
???
Matthew Walker
Pa Kent: There is something wrong with this animal.
Ma Kent: Why's it staring at you like that?
Pa Kent: Probably because I'm staring at him.
Lincoln Taylor
Ma Kent: We've been standing here for hours? Should we go and get help? Like the fire department or something?
Pa Kent: No Martha. We made a promise to our son to stand vigil. We'd stand here that long for Clark and we'll stand here for Krypto too.
Liam Adams
...
Charles White
Ma Kent: Hells Bells! The dog doesn't seem to recognize us at all or act like a dog.
Pa Kent: Don't you dare! Don't you dare go out that window! We use doors like people in this household and that includes you!
Xavier Perez
Luis Murphy
>Meanwhile at the carnival
Come one! Come all! try your luck! Test your skill! 3 throws for a dime! Win your a honey a stuffed Vincent Price toy, win yourself a Winston Churchill body pillow. Win three times in a row and win a Gilligan's island sentai action figure. Collect the whole set to obtain the Gilligan megazord!
Asher Morris
AWOOOOOOOO
Jacob Perez
Dagnabbit Dog! I gorilla glued those bottles this morning! How am I supposed to make a buck with 10 cents a play now?!
Kevin Morgan
Oh crap I said that out loud I didn't think it internally.
Jeremiah Powell
Come on come all test your strength! As a blind vendor I operate on the honor system but if you can't trust people at carnivals who can you trust?
Easton Sanders
YIPYIPYIP
Jackson Martin
I, for one, appreciate your jabs at the complete bullshit that is Bitcoin or Etherium or whatever other bullshit used to be the only way to get a Yea Forums pass
Brandon Hernandez
this one got to me for some reason
Jack Sullivan
Krypto no! You've dun flipped! You can't destroy the carnival you just can't! We need the fun in these dire times! I've got to stop him! Fast!
Jace Green
MEOW
Mason Sanchez
Krypto! What are you doing, man? For crying out loud! Stop!
Anthony Young
Krypto you are being a very naughty bow-wow right now. Let me tell you mister, this is now how dogs who automatically go to heaven should behave, especially if they wear capes and fight for justice alongside heroes who wear capes and fight for justice. I won't have Cesar Milan look down on you! I know you're more well behaved than this!
You mustn't destroy places that give people joy, entertainment, and maybe minor cases of food poisoning like the carnival! It's just not right, and I am disappointed that you would think that any of what you're doing is okay! Bad things aren't funny just because a dog is doing them!
And don't you give me that face I know that dogs are incapable of feeling guilt, science told me so! Shame on you! Shaaaaaaaame!
Charles Adams
Where are you going? We're not finished here mister!
Jack Rodriguez
>terrified screaming
Hudson Lopez
Sorry folks for my dog! He normally isn't like this I swear! I'm sorry for the whiplash and the lunch you're about to lose but on the bright side look how sturdy this ride is! He didn't break it!
Grayson Perez
Bejabbers! What's he doing now?!
Oliver Nguyen
>Shove
Samuel Scott
Whoa there! Sorry my dog almost sent over. But give him a chance! He's saved three carnivals and ruined one! That's a C Average! That should count for something!
Evan Roberts
Gentlemen! Excuse me! Have you seen my dog. White. Flies. Responds to Krypto. Incredibly vain and self-absorbed. Sir! Could you look at me when I'm talking to you?
Lucas King
"Oh you mean that flying white dog? Yeah he went that way after eating all the chocolate-dipped hot dogs at the concession stand
Michael Reyes
By the double-barrelled jumping jiminetty! I told him once I told him twice to stay away from chocolate! It's bad for him! It gives him gas.
Landon Martin
>meanwhile at a different plot entirely.
"Hand over the invention for nucular power! It's my invention! I took it and put rainbows and glitter AND a watermark all over it making it my invention do not steal. and you took it back"
"Why Hoskins why can't you just invent something yourself?"
Oliver Morris
Why should I spend decades learning how to harness nucular power at the source when I have a gun? Now hand over the rights to your invention fair and square.
Connor Phillips
It's pronounced "Nuclear power"
Andrew Roberts
Don't get smart with me, Professor! I have the gun I can say it any way I want!
Dominic Torres
"You win. You can take the invention but don't hurt muh boi"
"Sorry Professor. Can't let him grow to adulthood and get his revenge."
Austin Edwards
>*CHOMP*
Parker Rivera
"Look at that, dad! A canine guardian angel!"
"I see it but I don't believe it!"
Camden Long
GRRRRRRRRR
Levi Brooks
Get away from me you crazy mutt!
Nathaniel Jones
"Good dog! Good dog! You saved our lives!"
"Can I keep him, dad, Can I? I want to name him Tyrone. That's a good name"
Sebastian Baker
You're a good Tyrone aren't you? See? He likes it! He's really gentle when he's not fighting bad guys.
Jayden Murphy
How hard can it be to find a flying white dog? I've found Waldo 16 times already!!!
Jason Bailey
Alright son, if he likes you then you may keep him.
Wyatt Long
Superboy: I'm sorry! I can't let you have him! He's my dog!
Tommy: But Tyrone's my dog! My dad said so!
Jason Howard
Superboy: Tyrone? No, his name is Krypto.
Professor: How come he doesn't have any tags or anything to identify?
Superboy: Krypto says they chafe and doesn't like them.
Professor: Then how do you know he's your dog?
Superboy: He flies.
Professor: Yes, but how do you know it's YOUR flying dog?
Christopher Watson
I'm Superboy isn't my word good enough? Look, Krypto isn't right in the head and he's a danger to himself and everyone. I may have to take him far away off this Earth to a planet with a red sun until he's back to normal. Maybe... never to return.
Cooper Peterson
Don't let him take my Tyrone away!
Ethan Edwards
Blast you! I ran back to grab a grenade now that my gun is ruined and my grenade says if I can't have the invention then no one shall!
Grayson Cox
Hunter Sanders
Superboy: Tough luck. Is it insured?
Professor: No... I may have a PHD but I wasn't smart enough to get grenade insurance.
Superboy: Lesson learned. You can never be too careful.
Cameron Rivera
I hear plate tectonics. Does anyone else hear plate tectonics?
Brody Miller
Professor: I don't have super hearing but if I were to guess, the destruction of my nuclear device caused a chemical reaction that will open a fissure that will cause a feedback look to-
Superboy: You're making all this up aren't you?
Professor: You don't have any way of proving that.
Isaac Clark
Superboy: I'll go check
John Russell
This massive chunk of Uranium! It's going to explode!
Xavier Cox
I have to hug the supercharged uranium to hopefully absorb the blast! Krypto! You have to save yourself! I might not survive this!
Henry Barnes
WOOF
Jeremiah Nelson
Redpill me on Superboy, does he become Superboy Prime?
Carter Perry
No you don't understand!
Luke Morgan
Angel Bailey
Maybe I'll go steal someone's weather machine
Josiah Perez
AHHH MY BUTT
Oliver Hughes
Krypto! You're back to normal! Did that explosion remind you of all the good times we've had together?
Jonathan Reyes
mmmhmmmm
Eli Stewart
And you! If you applied yourself you'll be able to develop a device to obtain nuclear power in prison. You'll have all the time in the world for applied physics!
Jacob Peterson
"Kid, I feel bad for taking a dog from you even if it's mine so I got you a puppy. He might not be able to fly or start fires with his eyes but he's real cute."
"Tyrone!"
Dominic Baker
Superboy: And I feel bad about your life's work going up in smoke like that. Will 1,000 Krypto Coins cover it?
Professor: How much are they worth?
Superboy: I don't know.
Professor: How can I spend them?
Superboy: I don't know that either.
Justin Richardson
Awww come here. Don't sulk at me I didn't mean to imply you're not cute when you start fires. I'm just glad you're ok you gave me a real scare you know.
Kayden Rodriguez
>Later a cloud is on fire
Thomas Nelson
Yikes! I've heard of spontaneous combustion but I've never heard of spontaneous cloudbustion!
Eli Davis
This looks serious! Up up and very carefully fly out a window!
Camden Young
Huh. Krypto you make a valid point. How come we can break the 4th wall but never fix it no matter how hard we try? For a dog you're pretty deep.
Brody Williams
>cloud is burning out of control
Owen Bell
We need to smother the flames! With my fists and your paws!
Tyler Lopez
ATATATATATATATATA
Carson Richardson
This is taking too long. I'm going to tackle the heck out of that cloud
Jeremiah Rivera
This looks like a job for Mighty Lad! I'll tackle that cloud!
Nolan Edwards
Perfection
Andrew Wright
Poof
Samuel Peterson
Oh... I wanted to do it. Tackling a flaming cloud was on my bucket list.
Blake Powell
Hi there! We didn't get a proper introduction. Who are you and where are you from?
Jose Anderson
I'm Superboy by the way.
Jason Diaz
Holy shit. I forget how many times I watched the tape of this when I was a kid. I was more of a Batman fan, but I had this on tape while I only watched Adam West epusodes on tv.
Liam Reyes
I'm Mighty Lad! I'm from the planet Krypton! I am Krypton's greatest champion!
So far in the many, many weeks of doing this you're the first person I've seen who's actually aware of this show. You had good taste as a kid.
Colton Harris
Superboy: I have super hearing so I know I didn't get that wrong. You did say Krypton. But... how did you get here?
Hunter Ward
I took the bus
Juan Bell
And how come I've never seen you around?
Anthony Adams
Well you know buses take forever to get where they're going and I live in Fargo, North Dakota and you live here in Kansas so I figured since I'm a city boy and you're a country superboy that we wouldn't have much in common.
Jordan Kelly
I had a bunch of pictures I brought from me from Krypton too ... but they got destroyed as well.
Sebastian Davis
Anyways I'm here now and I'm better than you and you should quit because I'm better
Andrew Martinez
Why would I quit? Two superheroes from Krypton is great news! We could work together and protect Earth better with more time for our secret identities and doing things we wanna do.
Nice M logo on your chest by the way. I like the typography.
Dylan Bennett
*insulted gasp*
How dare you call the heroic, spiritually-and-religiously-and-socially relevant symbol on my chest a mere "M." This symbol has been passed down by dozens of heroes on Krypton, see you've got like the 2nd tier hero symbol. The "S" symbol is for guys who are kinda okay but not great. This symbol is what the true heroes wear because it's the sign of purity of heart and mind and....
Okay yeah I lied it's just an M.
Gavin Morales
See you around Superboy! Whoosh!
Isaac Roberts
>sarcastic barking
Nathaniel Jones
That's no way to treat a potential friend! So he's a little boastful so what? Having a rival I don't have to fight? I've always wanted that. People see me and they always wonder if I can beat someone in a hypothetical matchup, some alien mentally challenged monkey guy with black, yellow, red or blue hair, me versus some bald dude in a yellow suit. Can't they see that I don't want to fight? I like friendly competition is all.
Caleb Lewis
What's wrong with that Krypto? What's wrong with that?
Cooper Long
yeah that shut you up.
Jaxon Miller
*pant*
Levi Edwards
Yeah that shut you up.
Jace Turner
Amazing.
Fuck you.
Dominic Mitchell
>later an underwater volcano erupts
Isaiah Long
Welp. That's not normal Let's deal with it before something bad happens to someone.
Colton King
It's like I'm watching back when Adult Swim was good.
Benjamin Ross
This looks like a job for Mighty Lad! I'll deal with it before Superboy!
Elijah Collins
Storytime user, what was the twist to the last kid's wish?
Jacob Collins
These water spouts! I'll swirl around and stop them before Superboy even gets close!
Kevin Green
Ok then I'll go get another water spout
Henry Brown
Too slow Superboy! We should call you Super Sloth! I got that one too!
Jaxson James
...
Krypto we'll go deal with the volcano
Michael Gray
Apply equal pressure and press hard
Tyler Moore
BANG
Joshua Hernandez
Good work! With the volcano destroyed there's no longer a threat!
What kid
Brody Gonzalez
Superboy: Good teamwork Mighty Lad.
Mighty Lad: As usual I'm high and dry and you're all wet! All the single co-eds on the b each saw me, not you and I've got all their phone numbers.
Ayden Brooks
Apropos of nothing, I'm glad you still do this storytime user.
Angel Adams
See ya Super Sloth
David Foster
See Krypto? He likes me even if he has somewhat of a ham and he did help.
Nicholas Martin
BORF
Ryan Watson
The one who wanted to be the toughest son a bitch around.
Jose Allen
Language! Krypto! Language! Why can't you just like him like I do? He's clearly trying to push me to be a better person even if he is boastful but what's wrong with that? Why can't heroes come in all shapes, sizes and attitudes? So he makes fun of me a little and he could be a little nicer ... maybe be nicer or say hello of goodbye ... or Aloha which means both
Xavier Smith
BORF BORF
Leo Reyes
No, I don't know why he'd suddenly start speaking Hawaiian. Stop changing the subject you're just trying to confuse me!
Michael Cook
We're leaving. Up up and ack I have sand in the suit. To the Laundromat!
Levi Perez
>Later, SpaceX launches an experimental rocket
Joseph Cook
And like every Elon Musk product, it falls far short of expectations
Elijah James
Krypto you're full of wisdom today. Why indeed is time is priceless then why do we spend it so frivolously
We don't talk about that kid anymore.
Dominic Gutierrez
Mighty Lad to the rescue!
Bentley Adams
Why do you bother showing up? To watch me? Is that how you get your kicks?
Henry Morgan
I'll set the rocket here and they can call a tow truck
Chase Diaz
Good job Mighty Lad! See? Krypto? He did good! You saw it!
Ayden Brown
There you go again! Mouthing off! You're just jealous that I have a new friend! Mighty Lad did nothing wrong.
Parker Mitchell
BORF
Kayden Flores
You want me to check the rocket? Why? Did you sabotage it so we could spend more time together and you're angry that Mighty Lad foiled your pathetic cry for attention?
Michael Scott
You're on thin ice, Krypto, I've had it up to here with you impugning his character with spiteful character assassination. I expect that kind of behavior at the bowling alley but not from you.
Carter Torres
Look! Sabotage! So it was you!
Thomas Wright
No, I should be even-handed and get Mighty Lad's side of the story. I can't allow myself to get hot under the collar.
Cooper Baker
Up up and pounce the sky like a jaguar!
Henry Myers
See? He's in there with that machine. Standing innocently.
Blake Price
I'll go ask him what it does and he'll get to brag about how cool it is!
Matthew Sanders
Hi Mighty Lad! Nice machine! What does it do?
Chase Williams
Superboy! Don't you know it's rude not to knock first before entering a cave?
Michael Morales
There was no door for me to knock on so I found an outhouse 4 miles south of here and knocked on that. You couldn't have not heard that. So tell me about your machine and then we have to talk about that rocket but first I really want to hear about the machine.
Xavier Edwards
That thing?
Blake Hill
It's a toaster
Aiden Miller
Really? A toaster?!
Grayson Jenkins
Can I have some? Where does the toast come from? My ma would love one of these.
Jayden Cook
Don't touch it!
Easton Richardson
You ruined everything!
Lincoln Butler
I'm like 80% certain that Mighty Lad might not be entirely honest
Angel Ortiz
My... toaster! It's melting the cave into lava! You're going to kill me!
Nicholas Gutierrez
Why it's just lava? We have all sorts of powers. We're fine.
Brody Davis
I-I don't have super powers!
Ayden Hughes
How do I know I can trust you now?
Andrew Jackson
...
Jack Ross
Very well I'll save you. Stay close to the cape or well... magma will peel your skin in seconds. Krypto! Go run into a wall and give us an exit!
Benjamin Rivera
Daniel Ramirez
BAM
Michael Davis
That's the first trick I taught him it's my favorite.
Carter Brown
I hope you learned your lesson not to act high and mighty. It makes asking for help when you need all the harder.
Christopher Rodriguez
Superboy: So Mighty Lad. If you don't have super powers then how did you have super powers?
Mighty Lad: Well first, I came here in my dad's space ship. I'll explain it there.
Luis Bailey
Yeah that one
Charles Mitchell
Mighty Lad: You see I'm from a highly advanced planet and thought it'd be fun to be a hero on Earth for a while but I only had the weekend before I have to be back at home so I used my ship to make all those disasters happen.
Logan Cox
But what about the super powers? Why won't you tell me what I want to know?
Ryan Martinez
That? I have nanomachines under my suit and on my skin. The thing I called a toaster powered them and now they're out of batteries. Anything else you want to know?
Anthony Rogers
What's the meaning of life?
Jacob Wilson
What a stupid question I've leaving.
Gavin Lopez
Bye Mighty Lad! You were a fraud and a jerk but if you look past that you were a decent person don't you agree, Krypto?
Brandon Carter
No
Ryder Watson
And I owe you an apology. I'm sorry I lost my temper and said things I now regret. You're not just a super dog, you're a super pal.
Can you tell me the meaning of life?
Lucas Sanchez
That's a very good explanation! I understand everything now! Thanks!
Julian Adams
THE END
Camden Torres
That's it for this week. Be back for more next week probably.
Angel Bennett
Thanks
Hunter Allen
Man. I do remember Mighty Lad being a major cunt.
Hunter Hill
Aha. Found my old tape of it.
Jordan Ross
Austin King
What a random assortment of episodes, not only that, the tape only has a fifth of the show with no indication of other volumes.
I haven't done Double Trouble, Double Doom yet nor Great Kryptonite Cape yet
Either way thanks for sharing.