I'm gonna fuck your mom Hiccup!

This Also Valka is a milf.

aren't they cousins

I would fuck Hiccup's mother.

The only part of the movie that really bothered me. I was really blindsided by him trying to fuck Valka, nothing could have prepared me for that.

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>Help me Hiccup

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They should've been horny in the first film because they were all teens. They should've been totally hormonal at that point, unless Vikings are late bloomers.

No
He fucked Hiccup's wife

>That's my secret Cap, I'm always horny.

To be honest, they should have had another dragon be the main villain
Like the reason they couldn't get to the hidden world was because there was an evil dragon that cut alpha connection from other dragons as a predatory tactic
Like we could have had a dragon eating dragon be the final villain instead of another human who dislikes dragons and controls them to fight

He's the wrong species for that, bud

It makes sense to me
He was always vying to take over as chief or at least have a higher status than Hiccup
It makes a lot of sense that he stopped trying to get Astrid's attention and started going for Hiccup's mom, because it's like the only way left he could actually win

I think it's because I watched a lot of the series, but his character is always pretty jealous and insecure

The dragon from the first movie was literally a parasitic creature that would eat other dragons for the lolz

All their sexual energy was directed towards violence and aggression like in a proper warrior culture. Even then, they sometimes slipped

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I couldn't believe Kristen Wiig voiced her.

No joke, I thought this was a pic of Gru with a wig edited onto him.

kek, edit when?

You could have said that about anyone in the movie outside of hiccup and toothless.

These characters were always bad, everyone in these movies are insufferable

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Slipped in spaghetti

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That's why they should have ditched the "supporting" character and focused only on Toothless and Hiccup.
Or better yet... make Hiccup actively ditch those losers in favor of some actual real supporting characters he meets on his adventures. Oh yeah... we never had ADVENTURES and life-changing journeys with Hiccup and Toothless outside of finding his mother. Just a bunch of flying tests.

>parasite
Were we watching the same movie? That thing was the apex predator that got lazy and decided to have all the other dragons get it food on the threat of them becoming food.

This, the best parts of the movies were the moments showing the bond between Hiccup and Toothless. Its easily the most sympathetic theme for the audience and was positively heartwarming. The best scene of the whole trilogy was either Hiccup and Toothless at the start of 2 or when they became friends in 1.

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Somebody said it. I’ve always hated the side characters. They’re annoying.

what movie?

looks like Song to Song

I think you meant to say almost everyone. These boys are perfect.

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His horny acting was the only reason I enjoyed that movie.

>People on this board actually paid money to see the third movie
Why? Why would you do that?

Hiccup is for light fury

Is that white Maui?
It looks like white Maui but also Shrek with heavy metal hair

They’re all like 20-21 in the later films, that’s still very much in “young and horny” territory.

That's a parasite. It's a nest parasite, like a cowbird. It was probably a foreign hatchling that ate other hatchlings and got too big to fight

What's with all the jack frost x hiccup porn

Judging by the epilogue, Hiccup was the only one who got laid. Sucks to be the other teens I guess :/

well, actually, hiccup AND astrid both got laid

they laid each other

user, you need to be more gender inclusive /s

>Dosen't get to fuck the dragon trainer milf
>Then out of nowhere side bitch, runaway with the fatass
Being Snoutllout is suffering

>gender inclusive /s
not him but fuck you

Not gonna lie I think the movie was pretty boring
and the sound mixing was horrible

fishlegs/rufffnut got together tho