Vampirina

OK, hear me out. Guys, what the fuck is this? Why does she exist? She's a child, yet a vampire. She's undead, yet ages at the rate of a human. Why be a vampire at all if she gets no benefits of immortality? Her family goes back for generations as vampires. Did her parents give birth to her before they were turned and then later made the unfathomable choice to turn a little girl? Or did she just come from their cold, blue, dead genitals?

They never address how she feeds. Has she ever killed before? Do her parents kill for her? Does she know what creatures of her kind do? They're apparently keeping their vampirism a secret from the town, so it's not like humans are just donating their blood.

The more I think about this show, the more it vexes me.

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don't overthink it.

Why not? The show's success hinges on negating everything commonly accepted about vampires, so why even pick vampires in the first place?

Because vampires are fictional and the rules of one can be bent to fit the story's needs and the authors take. IE: A baby being born a vampire.

If the author wants to consider that a vampire is a type of fantasy species like elves or orcs, then it becomes humanoids who are just born with certain vampire abilities. It's like how in Casper, sometimes he can touch things, sometimes he can't depending on whether the story needs him to or not. Especially for kids shit, you have to simplify a few things or just not think about the logic to make it work as a form of entertainment.

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these are all great questions i hope you find the answers to someday

Maybe she ages until she is mature and then stops aging. Or maybe she doesn't age at all. Like the girl in Interview With a Vampire.

Standard lore covers Casper though. Ghosts, such as they are, have been said to occasionally make themselves tangible based on their needs. It still stands that Vampirina is made of death and born to kill.

I thought that too, but "Nanpire" exists. Maybe she was turned as an old woman along with her husband? Otherwise, there's reason to guess that she ages, since the main character started the show at age 6, and is canonically 7. Or at least, that's what they're calling it.
The show would likely not run long enough to show any evident signs of aging from the parents, and that would really be the key here that unlocks this.

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This rabbit hole doesn't end, but thank you.

But that girl still need it blood if I remember correctly(I need to re-read it again)

I meant

I'd rather know what color her underwear is

That and in Interview with a Vampire, creating a vampire child was seen as a huge taboo. So much so that Claudia had to be destroyed. Anne Rice rules are not universal of course, but take into account that the vampires are blue.Their blood does not circulate because they do not have a beating heart that can pump in oxygen. The creators specifically went in the direction to take into consideration just how dead, or rather, not, they are.

>flimsy OP in a pedo-bait thread
It is the weekend, after all.

>Ok, hear me out.
No

Don't be too sure, the last time I went in a Vampirina thread /pol/ showed up and it went in an odd direction

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Something something morality play allegory for immigration and multiculturalism in the real world. The funny thing about this kind of moralizing is that "creative" people often pick up on and include uncomfortable things that they aren't consciously aware of.

>have been said to occasionally make themselves tangible based on their needs.

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stop posting cp

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Left or right?

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Dracula aged like a normal guy, but drinking blood made him younger

Different rules. The ghost that lives with them was never a living person.