Did chris chan realize his arms are blue yet?
Did chris chan realize his arms are blue yet?
Zachary Jones
Jason White
He is too busy pretending to be a woman and begging for money
Jonathan Anderson
Man I don't think I've ever seen a human being crash and burn as bad as Chris has
Jayden Fisher
>human being
James Cruz
The truth is chris could change himself if he got his shit together, but hes 40 now and will live in fantasy land as pony chan forever.
Eli Peterson
>chris could change himself
The least true statement ever conceived by man
Jordan Morris
>blue arms
This chaps my ass somethin fierce
William Jones
He didn't call anybody about it
Gabriel Hughes
what has chris been doing? I think last time i saw something he was making sonichu amiibo and building a lego friends thing in a pizza hutt
Andrew Long
I still don’t understand why they couldn’t just make the film fully animated in 3D
Possibly make it look like the cutscenes from the games but with movie quality if they wanted to
I can’t imagine it would be that hard to market
Adrian King
Chris is beyond saving, user.
There was a glimmer of hope to live a fairly decent life a long time ago, but ultimately his undoing was his parents not giving a flying fuck about how he was raised, especially when the internet came around.
Nicholas Diaz
It's because live-action is considered more respectable by suits and therefore audiences will come in greater numbers for a live-action movie than a fully animated one
Jace Adams
Why would Chris change himself? He's perfect, he finally got surgery, hes living the good life, going to high profile cons like Magfest and Bronycon, hes healthy, and hes the god of an alternate dimension that in the next 15 years will slowly merge with ours bringing cartoon characters and waifus to life!
John Watson
Who cares
Jaxon Nelson
Do you know what Chris Chan has been doing?
MY MOM!
Xavier Rogers
CWC shooting up the premiere of Sonic the Hedgehog would objectively be the most kino way to close the saga.
Julian Flores
Didn't Chris promise our waifus would be real soon? Where are they?
Easton Hill
Oh user, they are not "your" waifus, all the waifus brought forth by the merge will belong to him and no one else.
Josiah Roberts
What songs will it have? If the soundtrack is mostly remasters/remixes of the games it will be redeemable. If it’s sicko mode I fucking quit
Noah Nguyen
>He
>pretending to be a woman
Show some respect for once.
Jonathan Cook
No.
Gabriel Hughes
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Tyler Young
Christine should be the poster child for the trans movement. She is just as valid, stunning and brave as any other trans woman out there.
Happy international chicks with dicks day
Bentley Gonzalez
>Paul Hardcastle and other funky music reminiscent of the classic Sonic OST
>outro is Sicko Mode but using the Genesis soundfont
Is this an acceptable compromise?
Ethan Thomas
He noticed from the first poster, his reaction was fine.
James Williams
I know you're joking, but that's honestly a third-impact level of terrifying.
Lucas Evans
No
Sonic shilling Nikes is bad enough. Anyway, there’s already an OG rap in the franchise. His name is knuckles and unlike sonic he don’t chuckle
Isaac Peterson
>third impact
>terrifying
Don't you want to feel complete, user?
Oliver Thompson
Look user, I realize it's embarrassing that we share the same species as Chris, but he IS a human being. He's simply a very dumb and maladjusted one, which isn't terribly uncommon on the internet.
Ian Reyes
Travis Scott will lose all credibility for the rest of time if Sega asks him to be on the soundtrack and he agrees. Sometimes we have to set standards for ourselves.
Ayden Cook
Why would he have all of them? That doesn't sound healthy
Tyler Harris
There's no need to resist, friends.
Henry Cooper
Evan Murphy
Ryan Anderson
This is 4channel. What till the mods hear about this.
Matthew Young
David King
Aaron Cooper
Christopher Campbell
Dominic Jenkins
>Chris Chan
>Deserving respect
Jason Cox
Ian Johnson
Juan Scott
>implying that his whole life isn’t one long never ending train wreck
Jayden Carter
John Russell
Josiah Sanders
He had a chance. He lost it early on.
Dylan Nguyen
Brayden Johnson
Was there ever any hope for Chris-Chan?
Jacob Anderson
Luke Kelly
Nathan Hill
Gavin Ortiz
Wyatt Long
Joseph Nelson
Juan Carter
Cooper Smith
Okay these are cool, but...why?
How many do you have?
Ryan Phillips
There is always Hope
Brayden Robinson
I has hope, but I've lost it all.
Honestly I believe those who haven't given up haven't read much about him.