>Iron Man, War Machine
I WILL TURN YOU INTO SCRAP METAL WITH MY BARE HANDS, OPTIMUS PRIME
>Captain America
YOUR PATRIOTISM IS NOTED, BUT WHERE WERE YOU DURING VIETNAM?! I WILL STICK THAT SHIELD UP YOUR ASS FOR DESERTION, UNCLE SAM!
>Thor (pre Ragnarok)
GET A HAIRCUT YOU NORDIC HIPPIE!
>Thor (post Ragnarok)
HAIRCUT, CHECK. HAMMER, NONE. AXE, MINE!
>Hulk
YOUR ANGER IS NO MATCH FOR MINE!
>Black Widow, Winter Soldier
HOW MANY MORE COMMUNISTS DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE STALIN GETS THE MEMO?!
>Hawkeye
CRAWL BACK TO YOUR FAMILY IN SHERWOOD, ROBIN HOOD!
>Doctor Strange
YOU AND YOUR GREEN ROCK JUST GOT DOMINATED, MERASMUS!
>Falcon
I DON’T NEED MECHANICAL WINGS, I HAVE THE BURNING SPIRIT OF THE EAGLES COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS!
>Black Panther
DOMINATA FOREVER!
>Spider-Man
SOLDIER MAN, SOLDIER MAN! DOES WHATEVER A SOLDIER CAN! MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS, ACCOMODATED! CAN’T YOU SEE, YOU’RE DOMINATED!
>Nick Fury
STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR BOOT LICKING SUPER FRIENDS AND FIGHT ME DEMOMAN!
Iron Man, War Machine
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now do the justice league
>Superman
Mars, Krypton, Canada, doesn't matter! No alien can be a REAL American!
>Batman
That's for Cujo, you flight-capable rodent wannabe!
>Wonder Woman
Ares? The God of War is Sun Tzu, maggot! Read a book!
>Flash
Crimson Comet, Crimson Mist!
>Green Lantern
Now you know the most powerful color is Red!... WhiteandBlue! It's all one color!
>Aquaman
Just tore you a new blowhole, Flipper!
>Martian Manhunter
I will send another rocket to Mars--and turn it into space dust!
Good post OP. Pls post more
>Batman
I AM VENGEANCE. I AM THE NIGHT. I AM DOMINATING YOU.
>Superman
THAT SYMBOL ON YOUR CHEST DOES NOT STAND FOR HOPE, IT STANDS FOR ME BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!
>Wonder Woman
YOUR LASSO OF TRUTH WILL ONLY GET ONE THING OUT OF ME, THAT BEING THAT I SECTETLY HATE AMERICA! Wait…
>The Flash
THAT’S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU SCOUT, IT WILL ALSO BE YOUR LAST.
>Aquaman
I TOO CAN SPEAK TO FISH. THE FISH SAY ATLANTIS BELONGS TO AMERICA, SEA MAGGOT!
>Cyborg
BEEP BOOP, YOU ARE NOW SCRAP METAL, ROBOCOP!
>Green Lantern
IN BLACKEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT, NO MAGGOT SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!
>Martian Manhunter
WEAK TO FIRE? THE FLAMES OF PATRIOTISM THAT RUN THROUGH MY HEART WILL TURN YOU TO ASH, KERMIT!
>Now you know the most powerful color is Red!... WhiteandBlue! It's all one color!
>Superman
MAKE LIKE THE REST OF YOUR PLANET AND EXPLODE, HIPPIE!
>Batman
MONEY IS NOT A SUPERPOWER, NEITHER IS BLEEDING!
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY BEST FRIEND BRUCE WAYNE HOW BADLY I KICKED YOUR ASS!
>Wonder Woman
YOUR ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME DESECRATE A FLAG HAS FAILED, I ONLY KILLED THE PARTS OF YOU NOT COVERED IN STARS AND STRIPES!
>Flash
YOU ARE NOT FASTER THAN MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS!
>Green Lantern
YOUR'E GONNA NEED AT LEAST... TWO MORE CEREAL BOX PRIZES TO BEAT ME, PINKO!
>Martian Manhunter
YOU CANNOT READ MY MIND BECAUSE I AM THINKING IN AMERICAN!
>Cyborg
IV'E KILLED MORE ROBOTS THAN YOU'VE HAD OIL DINNERS TINCAN!
>Quicksilver
HERE LIES SPEEDY GONZALES. HE RAN FAST, BUT BULLETS RAN FASTER. HE DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
>Scarlet Witch
MY MIND IS PURE AND AMERICAN, AND CANNOT BE CONTROLLED BY COMMIES!
>Vision
THAT STONE BELONGS TO AMERICA!
>Ant-Man, Wasp
HONEY, I SHRUNK THE MAGGOTS AND CRUSHED THEM UNDERNEATH MY BOOT!
>Star Lord
PLAY REAL MUSIC THE NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO FIGHT ME, NEIL ARMSTRONG!
>Gamora
I’M NOT SORRY LITTLE ONE, BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
>Drax
YOU MASTERED TURNING INVISIBLE, I MASTERED MAKING YOU CRY BY SENDING YOU BACK TO YOUR NONEXISTENT FAMILY IN A BOX!
>Rocket
GET A REAL GUN, ALBERT 1!
>Groot
I AM SOLDIER. I AM ALSO DOMINATING YOU, TREEBEARD.
>Captain Marvel
UNLIKE YOU, I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE KREE-SKRULL WAR, AND I WILL DOMINATE EVERYONE INVOLVED, INCLUDING YOU!
What about The Punisher?
I haven’t seen any of the Netflix stuff, so if anyone wants to do domination lines for those, feel free. In the meantime…
>Wolverine
I’LL TEAR OUT THOSE CLAWS AND JAM THEM UP YOUR ASS, YOU CANADIAN FILTH!
>Deadpool
THERE’S NO ROOM FOR FOURTH WALL BREAKING ON MY BATTLEFIELD, SON!
>Professor X
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A MEDIC, PICARD!
>Magneto
YOUR POWERS OF MAGNETISM WON’T WORK ON MY AMERICAN MADE PLASTIC GUNS AND BULLETS, GANDALF!
>Cyclops
YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR OPTIC BLASTS, AND I CAN’T CONTROL MY DESIRE TO KICK YOUR MUTANT ASS!
>Jean Gray
THE PATRIOT FORCE FLOWS THROUGH MY BODY LIKE THE PHOENIX FORCE FLOWS THROUGH YOURS, EXCEPT MINE IS AMERICAN AND WILL ALLOW ME TO DOMINATE YOUR SORRY ASS!
>Beast
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, SMURF!
>Storm
WHAT’S MORE FRIGHTNING THAN THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING? ME DOMINATING YOU!
>Mystique
QUIT SHAPE SHIFTING, YOU WHITE FLAG WAVING BLU FEMALE SPY!
>Mr. Fantastic
YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED STRETCH ARMSTRONG!
>Invisible Woman
STOP HIDING INVISIBLE BLU SPY, MY AMERICAN SENSES ARE HEIGHTENED AND CAN SMELL YOUR FRENCHY DESIRE TO SURRENDER!
>Human Torch
PREPARE TO BE EXTINGUISHED, PYRO!
>The Thing
>IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME, MAGGOT!
>Red!... WhiteandBlue! It's all one color!
On character 10/10.
I HAVE A GUN THAT SHOOTS PATRIOTISM AND ALSO SOMETIMES BULLETS!
>Spider-Man
HEY DUMBASS, MAYBE GET HIT WITH A RADIOACTIVE BRICK NEXT TIME TO BE BULLETPROOF
>Captain America
HEY, I GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN SALUTE: MY ASS!
>Hawkeye
I BEEN DEALING WITH ARROW-SLINGIN' LOSERS LONG ENOUGH. GET A REAL POWER.
>Black Widow
YEAH, EAT IT RUSSKIE! But, uh, you doin' something aftah dis?
>Hulk
FEATURE THAT, GETTIN' ANGRY DOESN'T STOP A BAT CRUSHING SOMEONE'S SKULL, WHO'DA THUNK IT
>HEY, I GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN SALUTE: MY ASS!
Classic scout.
go back to /vg/
>thinks Nick Fury is demoman
I fucking lost!
10/10 thread op.
Fuck why is tf2 always gold
Iron man
>heh well ain't that cute, you built you a playsuit
Hulk
>this mean green is getting meaner boys
>Hawkeye
Industrial revolution, kid. Look it up sometime
>Captain America
Now why'd you go and throw the only thing keeping me from putting a bullet through ya?
>STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR BOOT LICKING SUPER FRIENDS AND FIGHT ME DEMOMAN!
based
>HOW MANY MORE COMMUNISTS DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE STALIN GETS THE MEMO?!
Based.
>Iron Man
You're not drunk enough to win!
>Captain America
Shield that big's just a cowering plate.
>Thor
Gods. You're covered in NIPPLES!
>Thor (post-Ragnarok)
Eyepatch bros? F*ck you!
>Hulk
You wouldn't like me when I'm sober!
>Black Widow
Natural redhead? You ain't Scottish!
>Hawkeye
Bow and arrow man? Ohhh, I'm quivering!
>Doctor Strange
Gonna wipe my arse on your fancy scarf
>Falcon
Went down like an angel. A screaming, wee angel
>Black Panther
I keep politics out of my murderin, Malcolm X'd
>Spider-Man
Blew you up into itsy-bitsy pieces.
>Nick Fury
AUGH! Evil Demoman!
Based lead poisoned retard.
This one sounds too american. Demoman also doesn't curse this much.
>BUT WHERE WERE YOU DURING VIETNAM?
He was immobile, literally frozen in ice so suck a fat dick
A TRUE AMERICAN WOULD FIGHT EVEN COATED IN ICE
I don't think the Soldier would accept that as a valid excuse.
I'm now imagining Demoman mistaking Dr. Strange as Merasmus and after beating him, Demoman tries to use the Eye of Agamoto/Time Stone as a replacement for his eye.
NOO!!! Imagine the power the haunted eyesocket will give to the eye!
>implying Dr. Strange wouldn't look to Ironman and say "it was the only way"
>The only winning scenario for the Avengers is letting the RED team get a hold of the Infinity stones
>Also, Strange just finds it funny as hell.
Good god, can you imagine the nightmare that would be Soldier's Rocket Launcher plus the power stone?
Why didn't they just hide the infinity stones in both of the intel rooms on 2fort?
Would it be enough to get valve to make more then one update a year
... Sorry, pal, even the all the infinity stones can only do so much.
>thanos uses infinity gauntlet to try to get a new chapter of the comics
>It fails
demoman grenade spamming.
>No alien can be a REAL American!
But he married heavy’s sister who’s a russian in the comics because she loved america.
>demoman grenade spamming.
That just causes the 20 snipers to immediately shoot out his other eye
>soldier gets the power stone
>immediately throws it away as it doesn't have 'made in america' stamped on it
>>Spider-Man
>SOLDIER MAN, SOLDIER MAN! DOES WHATEVER A SOLDIER CAN! MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS, ACCOMODATED! CAN’T YOU SEE, YOU’RE DOMINATED!
>Soldier kills the Marvel Universe.
What would his his Domination Lines against villains be?
>Iron Monger
THAT ARMOR CAN’T HIDE HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE, MAGGOT!
>Abomination
YOU TRULY ARE AN ABOMINATION IF YOU’RE A COMMIE AND TEA DRINKER HYBRID!
>Whiplash
ANOTHER COMMIE MAGGOT TO KILL? IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!
>Justin Hammer
THOSE FIGHTS IN SEAGATE PRISON DIDN’T PREPARE YOU ENOUGH TO TAKE ON ME, RICH UNCLE PENNYBAGS!
>Red Skull
NEED A HANKIE TO CLEAN THOSE TEARS AND THAT KETCHUP FACE, HERR MAGGOT?
>Loki
YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE REAL GOD, HIPPIE!
>Trevor Slattery
YOU LIKE ACTING? THEN ACT DEAD! Oh wait, he is dead.
>Aldrich Killian
IF I HAVE TO KILL A THOUSAND MORE EVIL BUSINESSMEN TO PROTECT AMERICA, I WILL!
>Alexander Pierce
I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TIE, YOU NAZI LOVING MAGGOT!
>Ronan, Hela
GIVE ME YOUR HAT, HIPPIE!
>Ultron
THESE AMERICAN STRINGS OUGHT TO HOLD YOU DOWN, TIN-MAN!
>Yellowjacket
LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MYSELF ANOTHER CORPORATE MAGGOT TO CRUSH UNDER MY BOOT!
>Zemo
MISSION REPORT, TODAY, THIS VERY MOMENT! WHAT’S THAT? YOU GOT YOUR SOKOVIAN ASS DOMINATED? DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!
>Kaecilius
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BLACK EYED MERASMUS!
>Ego
I JUST DOMINATED AN ENTIRE CRAPPY PLANET! THE ENTIRE GALAXY IS NEXT!
>Vulture
STOP FLYING AROUND AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN, TWEETY!
>Killmonger
IS THIS YOUR KING?! HUH?! A DOMINATED CRYBABY WHO MISSES HIS DADDY?!
>Thanos
You have my respect, maggot. When I’m finished, only pure blooded Americans will still exist. AND THEY CERTAINLY WON’T REMEMBER YOUR SORRY ASS!
The last two are pretty good.
>Mysterio
TAKE THAT FISHBOWL OFF YOUR HEAD MERASMUS BEFORE I RIP IT OFF AND CRAP IN IT!
>Dr Doom
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ROBOT ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO TRANSYLVANIA
>Sandman
I WILL BUILD AMERICAN CASTLES WITH YOUR CORPSE YOU LIVING CLUMP OF CAT LITTER!
>Rhino
HEAVY, I DO NOT KNOW WHEN YOU BECAME A FURRY BUT I WILL STILL KICK YOUR COMMIE ASS!
>Doctor Octopus
YOU SHOULD BE USING THOSE EXTRA ARMS TO SALUTE THE FLAG YOU UNAMERICAN MAGGOT!
>Venom
I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY EVIL SOUP! NOR AM I ALLOWED TO WEAR IT AFTER LAST TIME!
>Hydra Cap
I WILL KILL YOU JUST LIKE LINCOLN KILLED BENEDICT ARNOLD IN WORLD WAR ONE, TURNCOAT!
>HEAVY, I DO NOT KNOW WHEN YOU BECAME A FURRY BUT I WILL STILL KICK YOUR COMMIE ASS!
>I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY EVIL SOUP! NOR AM I ALLOWED TO WEAR IT AFTER LAST TIME!
Holy shit, this is amazing!
>Ares? The God of War is Sun Tzu, maggot! Read a book!
>I WILL TURN YOU INTO SCRAP METAL WITH MY BARE HANDS, OPTIMUS PRIME
>HEAVY, I DO NOT KNOW WHEN YOU BECAME A FURRY BUT I WILL STILL KICK YOUR COMMIE ASS!
That Wonder Woman line
Keep crying Rogers
>He was immobile, literally frozen in ice
OH, WAS IT COLD IN THAT CANADIAN IGLOO YOU DRAFT DODGER?
>Deadpool
YOU ARE AN UGLY AUTISTIC CHILD TRAPPED IN A RED AND BLACK BODY SOCK, LEARN REAL COMEDY!
here Some quotes for Capcom heroes
Ryu
YOU CAN WAX MY FOOT ON YOUR JAP HAPPY ASS, KARATE KID.
Ken
I HATE YOUR NIP HIPPY ATTITUDE, I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO BETRAYS AMERICA FOR SLANTS!
Chun Li
YO MULAN! LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, IN KILLING CHINKS !
Akuma
A NIP SUPER SAYIAN DEVIL MODE AINT ENOUGH FOR THIS AMERICAN BASTARD!
Dante
YOU GOTH GIRL LOOKING PANSIES SHAME THE FOUNDATIONS OF AMERICAN BADASSES LIKE ME, DIE!!
Vergil
A HUMAN BEING IS ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME HUMILIATION ON YOUR UNHOLY BLUE BLOOD ASS, SON.
Megaman classic/volnutt/x/net/starforce
DOMO ARIGATO, ROBOTO BOY! PREPARE TO COPY THIS ASS WHOOPING!
Zero: YOU NEED A HAIR CUT, SO I WILL HAVE TO BE YOUR BARBER, NUMERO NADA!
Chris Redfield
IT IS AN HONOR MEETING A FELLOW SOLIDER, DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WON'T BE ABLE STOP THE BLEEDING THAT I WILL CAUSE!
JILL: THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A WOMAN, SWEETHEART! PICKING LOCKS IS MUCH SAFER FOR FEMALE TROOPS!
Leon: COCKY YOUNG DUMBASSES ON MY BATTLEFIELD ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO DIE FIRST, KIDDO!
M. Bison
SWEET JESUS, A PUNCHABLE DICTATOR FOR ME TO MURDER, IT AIN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY!
Should have said in killing you in the chin li quote..
>Deadpool
YOU ARE AN UGLY AUTISTIC CHILD TRAPPED IN A RED AND BLACK BODY SOCK, LEARN REAL COMEDY!
here Some quotes for Capcom heroes
>Ryu
YOU CAN WAX MY FOOT ON YOUR JAP HAPPY ASS, KARATE KID.
>Ken
I HATE YOUR NIP HIPPY ATTITUDE, I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO BETRAYS AMERICA FOR SLANTS!
>Chun Li
YO MULAN! LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, IN KILLING CHINKS !
>Akuma
A NIP SUPER SAYIAN DEVIL MODE AINT ENOUGH FOR THIS AMERICAN BASTARD!
>Dante
YOU GOTH GIRL LOOKING PANSIES SHAME THE FOUNDATIONS OF AMERICAN BADASSES LIKE ME, DIE!!
>Vergil
A HUMAN BEING IS ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME HUMILIATION ON YOUR UNHOLY BLUE BLOOD ASS, SON.
>Megamanclassic/volnutt/x/net/starforce
DOMO ARIGATO, ROBOTO BOY! PREPARE TO COPY THIS ASS WHOOPING!
>Zero
YOU NEED A HAIR CUT, SO I WILL HAVE TO BE YOUR BARBER, NUMERO NADA!
>Chris Redfield
IT IS AN HONOR MEETING A FELLOW SOLIDER, DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WON'T BE ABLE STOP THE BLEEDING THAT I WILL CAUSE!
>JILL: THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A WOMAN, SWEETHEART! PICKING LOCKS IS MUCH SAFER FOR FEMALE TROOPS!
>Leon: COCKY YOUNG DUMBASSES ON MY BATTLEFIELD ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO DIE FIRST, KIDDO!
>M. Bison
SWEET JESUS, A PUNCHABLE DICTATOR FOR ME TO MURDER, IT AIN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY!
>Killing chinks
This must be before he learned what 'extreme prejudice' meant.
Also
>Dante
I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO ALL NINE LEVELS OF HELL...OF ME KICKING YOUR ASS!
>Joker
A PATHETIC DISPLAY OF STRENGTH, RONALD MCDONALD!
>Lex Luthor
THAT ARMOURED SUIT SHOWS JUST HOW INSECURE YOU ARE, BALDY!
>General Zod
LET ME GIVE YOU A NICE MASSAGE FOR THAT ALIEN NECK OF YOURS!
>Doomsday
I COULD FIGHT YOU NAKED AND WEAPONLESS AND STILL WIN, YOU OVERPOWERED PIECE OF CRAP!
>Ares
THERE’S ONLY ONE GOD OF WAR, AND YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM, SALVADOR DALI!
>Steppenwolf
GIVE ME YOUR HAT NOW OR I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD TO GET IT!
>Black Manta
I WOULD’VE GONE EASIER ON YOU IF YOU HAD BLUE AND WHITE TO GO WITH THOSE RED EYES OF YOUR CRAPPY HELMET, YOU UNPATRIOTIC MAGGOT.
>Orm
THE OCEANS BELONG TO AMERICA, CAPTAIN HADDOCK!
This thread is golden
>Ruby Rose
THE ONLY THING REDDER THAN ROSES WILL BE YOU, PANSY
>STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR BOOT LICKING SUPER FRIENDS AND FIGHT ME DEMOMAN!
>this thread
It’s so funny to see the juxtaposition between the two anons who are decent writers and the rest of the thread
>Iron Man
>You're not drunk enough to win!
>SOLDIER MAN, SOLDIER MAN! DOES WHATEVER A SOLDIER CAN! MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS, ACCOMODATED! CAN’T YOU SEE, YOU’RE DOMINATED!
>Nick Fury
>Demoman
Mah keks
God I whish I was creative enough to make shitpost like this.
Can someone screencap this?
Ah shiet spy is hard.
>Loki
You're good, but I'm better.
>Spider-Man
Aww, did I step on the little spider? (laughs)
>Black Widow
youtube.com
>Loki
Oh, if only your father truly loved you
>Ant-Man
Growing larger only gives me more room to stab
Dang, he is hard.
>Hulk
Good lord, with so much real estate to stab, I could do this blindfolded
>Captain America
Hah! Batroc owes me twenty euro.
>Black Widow
Business before pleasure madame.
>Batroc and spy know each other
I like this.
Solid characters
>Daredevil
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE MY ROCKETS TO GET HIT BY THEM, LAWBOY!
>Punisher
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO THE PARK!
>Midnight Mink
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, DO GET SHOT!
>The Spirit
THIS TIME, DEATH IS PERMANENT!
>She-Hulk
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A PHD, GREEN IS NOT YOUR COLOR!
>Kamen Rider
I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A... A... TINY ANIMAL WITH AN EXOSKELETON!
>Spawn
YOU'RE THE BEST MERCENARY? YOU DIED, I DIDN'T. THAT ANSWERS THAT.
>Wolvarine
YOU AREN'T EVEN THE BEST AT WHAT I DO!
One of the best threads in a while.
At this point I'm okay with Google or whoever buying this place out
Just make rules matter again for fucks sake
The fact that anyone would make or save an image like this is a sogn of intense butthurt.
>constantly pollute Yea Forums with off topic material
>LOL ASSHURT BUTT TEARS BUTT TEARS
I remember 2006 too
>and polltards aren't a problem
/pol/ didn't force you to say nigger.
>SOLDIER MAN, SOLDIER MAN! DOES WHATEVER A SOLDIER CAN! MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS, ACCOMODATED! CAN’T YOU SEE, YOU’RE DOMINATED!
Do Black Siren or Black Canary.
Cartman
>No, fat boy, you will respect mah authoritah.
>Wolverine
Good lord! I'm surprised my knife could pierce your ridiculous body hair!
>Hulk
Forget when you're angry, I don't like you ever, green abomination.
>Iron Man
Relying on such gadgetry...you just made it too easy for me.
>Thor
For a god, you bleed too much.
>Spider-Man
Go cry to your aunt, little boy. This is a place for men.
>Go cry to your aunt, little boy. This is a place for men.
Soldier truly thinks Heavy is an American. It's the only way they can get him to work with other mercs
lemme try
> Superman
Only a skull thick enough to stop bullets would consider glasses a proper disguise.
> Batman
There. Now they'll have to call you "The World's Latest Detective"
> Wonder Woman
Twirl your glowing knots elsewhere, you bondage-crazed witch!
>I ONLY KILLED THE PARTS OF YOU NOT COVERED IN STARS AND STRIPES!
dude holy shit thats fucking good
YIKES
Scout is the best
Can you do some SJW cartoons?
I would love to to those really really really lame lmaos get owned
Good shit.
Not OP, but i'll try one
>Steven Universe
GEMS ARE FOR LADIES! I'LL SEND YOUR SISSY DRESS WEARING ASS STEVEN TO ROT AND DIE IN A ROTTEN COMMUNIST MINESHAFT IF YOU LOVE GEMS SO MUCH!
Valve games had some of the best writing I've seen in western games. Had
>Vietnam
Isn't TF2 set in the 60's?
The game takes place in 1968 and some comics take place a matter of years later such as 1972.
>Raiden
THE ONLY LIGHTNINGBOLT YOUR GONNA THROW IS THE ONE THAT REBOUNDS DIRECTLY UP YOUR ASS
I'VE GOTTEN WORSE SHOCKS FROM MY ELECTRICITY BILL THAN YOUR FINGERS, BLUNDERGOD!
>Scorpion
IM ALREADY OVER HERE, AND YOUR ABOUT TO BE NOT OVER HERE! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE IN HELL WITH THE REST OF THE COMMIES.
YOUR ABOUT TO MEET YOUR FAMILY, INSECT!
>Sub-Zero
YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CLAN ARE ABOUT TO BE DOMINATED, VANILLA ICE!
>Liu Kang
I KNOW WOMEN WHO THROW BETTER FIREBALLS THAN YOU!
>Kitana
YOUR FANS CAN'T BLOW AWAY THE AMERICAN SPIRIT!
>Kabal
YOUR ABOUT TO BE HOOKED ON A FEELING, AND THAT FEELING IS PAIN!
>Kano
AUSTRALIA IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, AND YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
>Johnny Cage
IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT A FELLOW AMERICAN GETS A PROPER AMERICAN ASSKICKING!
>Sonya
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL SOLDIER FIGHTS LIKE!
>Kotal Khan
I'LL EXPLODE THE BLUE RIGHT OFF YOUR UGLY FACE. MAGGOT!
>Shao Khan
MY ROCKETS BEAT YOUR HAMMER, AMEN!
>Cassie
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER!
Imagine taking the time to make this
based tf2 posters
>Soldier likes Johnny Cage
of course.
Also, alternative suggestion for Kano:
>STICK TO COWERING A MILE AWAY WITH YOUR PEASHOOTER, SNIPER!
alternative suggestion for Superman
>A REAL master of masquerade uses paper plates!
Now do 3d era characters
10/10 thread
Based soldier shitposter
Lemme guess Lamenero quote?
>>Zero
YOU NEED A HAIR CUT, SO I WILL HAVE TO BE YOUR BARBER, NUMERO NADA!
God this one wins the thread.
>he hasn't read the TF2 comics
>he backseat moderates for free
>Iron Man
Son, maybe ya oughta hit the drawin' board a little more, and the bottle a little less.
>Wolverine
Gotcha, hairball.
>Spiderman
I never did like bugs.
>Thor
How'dya like THAT thunder, Goldilocks?
>Captain America
I thought that 'A' on your head stood for 'Alive', but I guess I was mistaken
Soldier
>Missy, you'll be screaming in hell with all the other hippies when I'm through with you.
THE ONLY "RULE" THAT MATTERS IS ME RULING OVER YOUR SPINDLY ASS, MAGGOT
based scoot
One problem though, do these mercs even stand a chance against superheroes?
They fight robots, the undead, and a wizard. Superheroes would be just another Tuesday for them.
Ahh.. been some time since that thread was on Yea Forums. Lemme come up with something..
*tink* *tink* *tink*
A-hem...
Hasn't the game and comics implied they're clones so if they die they can just respawn?
Ok, I tried...
>Peni
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS!
>Owlman
HOW'S THAT MATTER FOR YOU?!
>Big Barda
LADY, FOR SUCH A BIG GIRL THERE'S NOTHING MUCH LEFT OF YOU!
>Darkseid
DARKSEID... WAS!
>Obi Wan
GOODBYE THERE!
>Robin
NEXT TIME DON'T BRING STICK TO A GUN-FIGHT, PIDGEON!
>Megas crew
I KILL GIANT ROBOTS!!!
>Miles
YOU SHOULD HAVE STICKED TO THE BASKETBALL INSTEAD!
>J'onn J'onzz
YOU JUST NEED TO TRY... HARDER!!!
>Venom
YOU'RE THE POX, AND I AM THE CURE!!!
>Cable
YOUR LASER EYE CAN'T BEAT MY ROCKET!!!
>Ant-man
BIG BUGS, SMALL BUGS, I SQUASH THEM ALL!!!
>Wasp
NOW THAT'S GONNA STING!!!
>Darkseid
I GOT AN EQUATION FOR YOU THANOS, MY BOOT PLUS YOUR ASS EQUALS VICTORY!
But originally he was unfrozen in 1964, so where was he then?
The game has game logic, and the comics don’t really bother trying to explain it.
>not "niggot"
>Iron Man
I wish you had secrets WORTH stealing.
>Captain America
Let us grieve for Captain STEVE. HonHonHon!
>Thor
Your hammer can come back to you in Hel.
>Thor (post ragnarok)
I see you hair is now as long as your IQ is high
>Hulk
I recently found out that Betty Ross is a natural blonde, Banner!
>Black Widow
You might be a ballerina in the dance macabre, but I...I am its Jerry Lewis!
>Hawkeye
Your daughter has my eyes, no?
>Doctor Strange
I have made this quack DISAPPEAR!
>Falcon
I prefer the taste of hawk.
>Black Panther
A fine gimp suit, your majesty.
>Spider-Man
You smell like failure and strangely attractive middle-aged women
>Nick Fury
Now your eyes match!
That Superman line revision is probably a step in the right direction. But I'm not sure it's quite there yet.
I spent hours revising the delivery of a joke that wasn't even that good, so I'm not gonna keep going at it anymore. But I appreciate your help trying to fix it.
10/10 response