let's talk about pearl
Let's talk about pearl
Owen Powell
Asher Mitchell
She's into heterosexual Butt penetration
Levi Russell
The blue one is better
Cameron Gomez
Would Pearl enjoy the music of Unkle Adams?
Anthony Gray
she's pretty wonderful
Isaac Evans
>Pearl will never watch you sleep.
Lincoln Diaz
A rapist is what she is.
Christian Ortiz
>Pearl will never mold your young mind, similar to pottery
Anthony Wilson
Let's jusz cut to the chase and post the cropped porn/cheesecake.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Pearl/jasper is best ship desu
Caleb Long
You want to talk about Pearl? Okay.
Where does she go from here?
She’s no longer a crazy incel. She doesn’t hate humans and drinks stuff so there’s nothing to really explore with her besides her past.
Landon Nguyen
This.
Let's not pretend that this short or its characters are good for anything beyond waifufaggotry
Julian Hernandez
Not even.
Her past is played out pretty well. Theres nothing more to do besides just dragging her out. Much like the rest of the show, mind you.
Jordan Parker
Based nephewposter.
Carson Anderson
Stfu Pearl is a good written character actually
Tyler Murphy
For SU, sure.
Dominic Mitchell
cute
Lincoln Diaz
I mean the show is essentially over. Feels like anything after this will be worthless. Not sure why the movie coming out wasn't just a longer version of Change Your Mind.
Owen Flores
Yeah, it’s really confusing that the show is apparently still going when pretty much all of the characters have gone as far as they’re gonna go (Pearl, Amesthyst, Diamonds) or have been stubbornly shown that they’ll never do anything else anyways (Garnet, Peridot)
Alexander Sanchez
whats her endgame?
Zachary Myers
why are pearl costumes the best
Mason Gutierrez
real best peal coming through
Caleb Collins
Okay, but, can we talk about the right ones though?
Ethan Evans
She's slightly androgynous so a wider array of costumes from both girly and masculine bends suit her
Colton Perez
best one
Levi Young
absolutely
Austin Baker
Carter Torres
here here!
Camden Taylor
>pearl will never be your wingman
Gabriel Gonzalez
I wanna make her squeak.
Aaron Bailey
God I would fuck her brains out
Jayden Wilson
cause shes the only one the crew puts effort into.
Ethan James
yes
also yes
Jacob Hernandez
I wish she had big titties
James Smith
>all these peasants worshiping normal pearl instead of yellow pearl.
Carter Hughes
As much trouble as that episode caused I will remain eternally amused that Pearl is an inadvertent pussy magnet
Cooper Anderson
Pearl is best squid
Lincoln Allen
>this episode accidentally showed that pearl is a huge slut that will sleep around with anyone
> pearl waifu fags BTFO
Benjamin Foster
>literally doesn’t know what number slips are
She’s been collecting digits for decades while thinking they’re some kind of esoteric code. Not a slut just the ultimate heart breaker
Not that she’d mind drowning in puss puss
Grayson Sanders
>all these numbers prove that she goes around flirting with humans
>becky even said she was "playing the field"
stay in denial.
Aiden Cook
Sorcce my nigga
Thomas Campbell
no
Although?
"If only she had loved anal more. Then none of this would have happened."
Dylan Martin
Her future. How's that?
Oliver Cruz
Which involves, what? Getting the fuck on with Pink 2 human boogaloo?
Jordan Wilson
I’d rather talk about love
Mason Johnson
Getting over Rose.
This collecting phone numbers thing, whatever it means: this is not dealing with it.
Rose is still a fuckhuge presence in the show even now we have absolute assurance that SHE'S GOONNNE!!
Her legacy has to be dealt with and Pearl needs final closure.
Ethan Davis
what would constitute as getting closure for pearl in your opinion?
Easton Green
She IS though. Yeah she might be head over heels with S but she can have a type
She’s started living for herself, unloaded her secret about Pink, made peace with Greg and accepted she just didn’t have what Rose/Pink wanted
In the eloquent words of Prince Derek, what else IS there?
Michael Sanchez
She's worst gem and that's a fact, faggot.
Liam Johnson
>Being this denial
Fuckoff, Pearlfag.
Isaiah Brooks
stop repeating what ialready said faggot.
Joseph Brooks
It's another example of the show being bogged down by only following Steven. Every possible character he could be involved in is over, so now we're left in this weird limbo as if theres more to do.
Sebastian Anderson
It's not confirmed one way or the other. Maybe shes just collecting numbers or maybe she sleeps around in her private life.
Sebastian Bell
Hey I go off what I’ve seen
And what I’ve seen is she barely understands flirting, doesn’t know phone numbers, and doesn’t even like most people
Ergo my conclusion that she doesn’t know what she’s doing but still manages to get hit on despite not being dense af
But let your autism make your scream that she’s a slut if you gotta h8
Adrian Cruz
>TFW apparently the crew's gonna skip the newly uncorrupted gems integrating to earth society
This makes me angry!
Jace Gray
Surely you jest
The new era of chill diamonds and healed monsters is one of the only possible new avenues
Bentley Cruz
A word with no conflict whatsoever. What a terrible premise.
Nolan Campbell
They need a fusion.
Connor Reyes
It's just a rumor I heard.
One that'd be fucking retarded if true.
Like, even townie episodes would be tolerable if you could work in new gems and their problems integrating.
Levi Williams
??????
Henry White
Ryan Hall
Jason Gray
Excuse me? Who said you fags could stop posting Pearl?
Landon Roberts
Nathaniel Brooks
Here's a Pearl
Gavin Rogers
Bentley Hill
Austin Campbell
Grayson Rogers
Aaron Walker
Bentley Clark
I swear this bird singlehandedly converted me to sticc
Robert Sullivan
Noah Hernandez
I just realized they never solve any of their issues with Rose betrayal, Steven plan was to forget about it until after the weeding. But he got lucky the diamonds attacked that same day.
Samuel Parker
>I just realized they never solve any of their issues with Rose betrayal
and they never will.
Gavin Davis
Just imagine if no one attacked that night, the day after Greg with a hangover would be in the house with the others in awkward silence, then Steven would be the first to talk,
"so Pearl, what was the deal with mom..."
Jordan Hall
Parker Phillips
Depraved sex addict Pearl is the best Pearl
Brody Rodriguez
God I love the way he draws her
Kevin Fisher
artist name?
Brandon Rodriguez
They went by Viscous but I think their tumblr is kill after the purge
Josiah Miller
Levi Campbell
Logan Howard
>Rose in Pearl's clothes
I NEED PORN OF THIS IMMEDIATELY!
Isaac Russell
I want to own a Pearl.
Jaxon Clark
I would only want to own one if I was then allowed to grant her freedom from slavery. My hope is that she'd still enjoy my company regardless, but if not than so be it. Suppressing people's free will is fucked.
Gavin Barnes
truly a bottom tier wifu in a bottom tier show.
Noah Robinson
As disappointed as I am by the turns the story has taken, I still can't call SU bad. It makes some serious missteps with the writing, but there are still elements of the show that are charming enough that it's watchable, which is more than can be said of a lot of shows that shit the bed and never recovered their mojo (IE, Zombie Simpsons, post-cancellation Family Guy). At least there's been interesting stuff like the off-colors, even if its not expanded on as much as we'd like.
Easton Ortiz
Cartoon Network fucking killed this show. The MOMENT they committed to a second Steven bomb the pacing was fucking obliterated.
Gabriel Ross
>bottom tier wifu
Take it back
Nicholas Lewis
Awww, that's sweet user.
Waking up to my pearl giving me morning smooches would be a dream come true, if I say so myself.
Carter Peterson
cute
Noah Davis
>tfw I watched the whole show recently
>tfw I probably got a better experience than most people
Gabriel Howard
Sorry Mr. Todd Howard sir I'll get back to it right away.
Nathan Phillips
You did. Enjoy it.
Meanwhile we got Onion Gang and waited another 6 months for an episode.
Oliver Foster
We need a fusion of spongebob pearl, SU pearl, and squid pearl
Somehow
Daniel Young
Beach City Drift by Lauren Zuke is an episode very boring when you don't catch the parallels. First of all let's remember that Zuke shipped Steven/Connie simply cause she wanted to get rip of Steven kek. Just in one episode by Zuke Connie is called Steven's girlfriend instead of "your friend Connie"
Now let's take a look at these lines
>But he's the reason we're racing. Steven, he's the reason we fused
>We are obsessed with him.
>I want to finish this race... but not for him.
>For us!
A first glance those seem terrible lines, at second glance they're still horrible but they get another meaning
>White Diamond: It's a pity, the way you bring out the worst in others. See how you've encouraged their deficiencies? It's written all over their gems: insecure, dependent, OBSESSED
Officially the show hadn't used the word "obsession" with regard to Pearl's issues with Rose until CYM but now we can understand this strange foreshadowing in Beach City Drift
This episode was about getting over an obsession, I know, stupid episode, but it was what happened. At the end of this episode we got Kevin screaming
>You're so obsessed with me, you're gonna drive away.
Beach City Drift aired few episodes after Mr Greg and there Greg and Pearl "fused" because of somebody they were obsessed with. Is there a romantic connotation in BCD? yes
It wasn't an used car, it was car with experience. Besides Lauren doing her thing compared Ruby and Sapphire with Steven and Connie
>Still mad about Kevin?
>Yes
>Me too
>You don't seem mad.
>I'm thinking mad
Similar to Motel Keystone, this way two people in a fusion were obsessed with somebody