What the FUCK was her problem?

I'm sure vampire blood is like spoiled wine to other vampires.

Men can continue to produce sperm well into their old age, but there is a limit on how many eggs are in a womans body, so vampire fertility may have a bit more longevity to it, but there is still likely a limit.
There's also limited days to which an egg can get fertilized between periods, and who knows how vampire periods work, once a month for human women, but for vampires who knows, once a year, once every ten years, shot in the fucking dark chance of getting that egg fertilized.

She didn't have her servant maid to abuse sexually.

She got turned when she was PMSing and now she’s permanently stuck like that.

Needed some good dick

I like to think that she sexually abuses everyone under her rule. Absolutely everyone.

The moment a vampire becomes her soldier, bam! She goes and shoves a dildo up his arse.

I want her to leash me up and walk me around town like her own personal puppydog

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She was my favorite character other than Cypher. I love tough women.

>Cypher
You mean Sypha?

This. Carmilla is my favorite and the most fun to watch I think.

Hector didn't want to fuck

Not gonna lie since it was a netflix show. I expected tits

The show is needlessly edge. I expected full on nudity and such.

she didn't understand that the only difference between vampires and regular human aristocrats is that for them drinking blood is an actual need. Vlad and Godbrand knew, but Carmila dwells in a fantasy of what she is.

Lord of all vampires wasn't giving her the D.

Does Alucard drink blood? I noticed there were glass vials of what looked like blood behind his coffin in Gresit and I wondered about it.

Yup

Lord of all Vampires knows better than to stick his dick in crazy.

Wish they had brought that up between him, Sypha and Trevor, would have been a whole boat of awkward.

I didn’t finish the season
Does she get naked and fly a giant skull around at any point?
Asking for a friend

Yet he married a woman who insisted magic wasn't real while he was teleporting everywhere and was... well... fucking Dracula. You don't reproduce with that and not notice that it fucking weeps blood and catches fire when mad.

I mean, they know he's a vampire, even if he's half, still gotta drink blood

When does Lisa insist magic isnt real

Maybe she realised later on after living with Dracula that some kinds of magic are real. And Im betting once Dracula fell for her he quit all the scary shit like bursting into flames and peeing blood or whatever.

t. Demonic Pediatricians Specializing in Hybrids

Well now I want to know how many generations you have to be removed from a vampire to not absolutely need blood anymore or if its the kind of thing that never "dilutes" out of the line, so to speak.

>Yet he married a woman who insisted magic wasn't real
But she never did that.
She didn't think it was real before she met him obviously, but there's nothing to indicate she denied any of the obvious magic shit he could do was magic.
She denied that her medicine was magic, because it wasn't.

>I'm sorry ma'am but nursing is really going to be awful for you

can vampires eat regular food if they want

Well godbrand drank beer, so maybe.
Could be liquid only for vamps though.
Alucard can probably eat regular food

The giant tubes of blood probably gave away the fact that he drinks blood

Nord-fag complains porkblood gives him the shits so probably not a good idea. Maybe in small doses, I doubt they're allergic.

that's alot of blood

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She needs to get her jollies in before she turns into a giant head.

The question remains:
Can vampires cross running water?

I've never heard that before until this series.

I vaguely remember hearing it from a scooby doo movie

I remember hearing about it before, same with them having OCD and if you toss some coins or shit on the ground they are compelled to pick them and count them.
Vamps have a lot of weaknesses.

>Both the Greeks and the Chinese state in their myths that vampires can not cross running water such as a stream or salt water such as an ocean. The vampires could be carried across in a boat or over a bridge and could also cross it at high or low tide.
>Other Slavic myths state that vampires can cross running water but if they are killed in it their soul will forever be trapped in the water, so they prefer not to cross running water but can if they must.

I guess if depends on what countris' lore you want to go by.

I've heard this one before for sure, it's the reason the the Count on Sesame Street is a vampire obsessed with counting things. It didn't have to be coins though, it could just be rice or beans or whatever you had.

It's one of the most common myths for western vampires.
Chinese vampires and western vampires share a ton of the same weakness to the point where it's scary. There was little to no cultural exchange when the myths came about too. Yeah they're both OCD and scattering grains makes them count them. Chinese had some stuff about ringing bells just like Europe did. Something stupid like smacked with a broom but that was probably to comfort housewives. Were afraid of roosters cry because it meant the sun was soon upon them. Fun shit you should check it out.

that scene where she was beating on what's-his-face was so hot

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

You can see the old vampire's dick.

It was definitely in D&D. I remember someone asking about a bunch of water elementals running around a vampire.

>water elementals running around a vampire
kek, I bet that was a fun session

Could they really not get voice actors for the other vampire generals? It felt really awkward that Godbrand and Carmilla were the only ones talking.

In the games he doesn’t have too. Half Human Half Vampires get all the perk of being a Vampire, with none of the down sides.

Post yfw Vampire Killer starts playing

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she was written by an angry woman

She saw that Dracula was pretty much committing vampire suicide and dragging them all down with him. After all the bullshit she went through with her previous vampire lord; she wasn't going to put up with it. It's understandable, but being a bitch seemed to be just inherent to her personality and the sadism could just be an imprint from what she previously suffered.

>this entire thread
>this exchange in particular

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Neat.

Come on user, we're having fun. Plus the vampire lore is interesting.

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I think they cease to function properly in many normal biological means. Stomach no longer breaks down solids, so it causes pain. Sperm dies in most cases after around 5 years, eggs die within a year, they go from pooping brown and pissing yellow to only pissing light pink, if at all. Magic curse handles most metabolic needs, only requires plasma to maintain peak body performance.

>Sperm dies in most cases after around 5 years
Somehow Dracula was able to get his wife pregnant though, so some things still work.

I thought that was an interesting conversation. Not even the actual vampires can separate all the bullshit from reality.

Scientifically, women only have a set amount of eggs in their uterus. Even if the whole reproductive system keeps on chuggin after undeath, they would still eventually hit menopause and become infertile at around 50-60.

why wouldn't vampire follicles regenerate and keep making eggs?
they also have regenerating hymen

Some guy named Nathan is her problem.

Unless vaampire biology changes that. I mean they have regeneration, it’s not that much of a stretch if there bodies make more eggs.

>they would still eventually hit menopause

Vampires in fiction usually don't age after becoming undead, so I don't see why would that happen. And if we are applying logic here, the female vampire's cells all must have that undead quality which includes the ovules, so they also won't die.

A young woman has like 300-200 thousands eggs, so if the vampire has a fully functional biology and their eggs are also immortal, a female could give birth to thousands and thousands of vampires over the years. Shit, now that's a scary thought.

That's still about 400 years from now. And not-canon.

Godbrand was the best character in the show after Trevor, why the fuck did they have to kill him off?

They might have actually had a chance to succeed had she not tried for Regicide

Wonder if that's how she had that whole vampire army.

Anyone else think the chains and beating were entirely unnecessary for fluffy hair guy?
Despite things going differently than planned, Dracula's defeat was something they both agreed to.
He should have continued helping her without missing a beat.

I figured it was because he prepped for having to fight Dracula and losing a few times. So that's his speed up regeneration capsule.

Hector's beatdown was a little much for me (I'm not much of a physical masochist) but her putting Godbrand in his place and calling Hector "her pet human" had me diamonds

>Gf sees my eyes widen during those scenes
>"Dammit, you would like this."

The abused becoming the Abuser?

She is a monster user, she does monstruous things
Besides she was right Hector was a lil bitch who just stood there and took it

>watch the trailers and promos
>thought I was going to hate Isaac
>watch the show
>he's one of the best parts

Depends, for what I remember women produce all the eggs they are going to have in their lives only once when they hit puberty. So unless the female in question gets bit in that sweet spot they have only a set number of eggs.

In the Leon Belmont's game there was a vampire that was imprisoned in a jail of running water actually

And yet many Castlevania games feature a water level.

"her"

wise up OP

Traditional vampire lore is that both men and women vampires are sterile and infertile. Hence the orgies and fixation on purity.

It was once Cannon once and to me, it always will be.

Little shit vampires that are newborns makes sense.

Traditional vampire Lore Dracula isn't basically the antichrist.

He wasn't really in this either, just a really powerful dude who was pissed at all of humanity.

No one gave her a good dicking yet

more importantly
was this kino?
youtu.be/PGBsWGQ1HJ4?t=94

She's an insane hypocrite with no sense of long term planning. She accuse Dracula and Godbrand of being insane old men stuck in the past, literally while reminiscing about the past. She also attempted a coup at the worst possible moment, costing her own army and Dracula's most of their strength which would have ended the vampire offensive at the worst possible time giving humans time to regroup, with known vampire hunters, including a Belmont on the prowl.

She's a crazy, flawed villain, and that's what makes her good. It's just that a lot of people here heard her talk about women, and started creaming SJW.

>was this kino?
Yes it was.

I love so much how the castle teleporting scenes were animated