Why did Stan want to fuck her? Is it an old man thing where you get the urge to fuck 3/10s.
Why did Stan want to fuck her? Is it an old man thing where you get the urge to fuck 3/10s
Colton Torres
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Jacob Torres
He just wanted to break the monotony of Mabel Mabel Mabel Dipper Mabel Mabel Dipper dressed as Mabel.
Jaxon Brooks
Gravity Falls is a small town with not a lot of women Stan's age.
It's either her or going after tourist pussy.
Robert Wright
Because looks don't matter when you got those wicked sex techniques.
Owen Brooks
jesus user, not everything is about sex. especially at her age, she's all dried up.
stan wanted her to do his laundry, make his meals, clean up the shack, and generally take care of him.
Jordan Taylor
>Dipper dressed as Mabel.
We never got that, but we definitely needed it.
Mason Mitchell
Tfw that’s all I want to do for a man
Christian Gray
You know what board you're on right
Zachary Adams
Sometimes you want to fuck the waitress
Elijah Walker
Agreed
Zachary Cox
She was pretty cute when she was younger. I's say a 6-7/10
Henry Edwards
or dipper hypnotized to think and act like mabel
Carter Wright
Old people realize the only people they're going to reasonably have sex with is other old people or someone who has an old person fetish. There wasn't going to be much of the latter in a small town so Stan went for another old person. It's a bit like how nursing homes have so much sex going on in them.
Kevin Butler
That, and people usually prefer someone around their own age because it makes it more likely that they'll have similar interests or life experiences. It's not like he can do the 'back in my day' nostalgia talk with someone in their 20's without coming across as boring to them.
Isaiah Cook
That's another great idea.
The final one I can give is Stan goes after Susan because he knows she'll give him affection he desperately craves.
Christian Sullivan
SOMETIMES?!
Brandon Morris
Agreed. And Susan does seem like nurturing type.
Hell, I'd argue that the core of Stan's arc revolves around him desperately seeking any sort of affection while simultaneously pretending like he doesn't actually want it. His goodbye to the twins at the end of the series comes to mind.
>Kids, you knuckleheads were nothin' but a nuisance and I'm glad to be rid of ya.
>We'll miss you too, Grunkle Stan.
Jaxson Peterson
Such a shame you were born male.
Nathan Moore
At least we got Dipper in a anime outfit in the comic
They put him in a lot of costumes as is, it's a shame they didn't get him to crossdress
Jackson Scott
How horrifying
Landon Lee
I stumbled across this image and thought it was hilarious, so I'm posting it in this thread.
Adam Sullivan
You're probably a man yourself, then. It's impossible to find a woman who wants to do this in current year.
Easton Foster
It's more a matter of knowing what to look for when dating. Pay attention to how a woman reacts around children. If she handles them really well, then odds are high that she'll be the nurturing type who likes to cook and clean.
Wyatt Williams
Old people look different to each other than how we see them
Caleb Evans
This. It's like how you see younger girls fawning over tween idols and older women raving about male stars in their 40's. People's tastes change as they age.
Asher Scott
Disney wouldn't allow an old man to be attracted to a younger woman, it'd be weird.
Camden James
You say that like Stan didn't have a bunch of G rated porn magazines with young women on the covers. Besides, there's nothing wrong with a May-December romance so long as it's done tastefully. Winter Soldier, for example, did a pretty good job handling Steve and Peggy's complicated relationship.
Lincoln Young
>How horrifying
How so?
Jayden Bell
Agreed
Luis Ramirez
He also got a girly makeover
Blake Hall
This. When you reach a certain age you stop giving a shit about how hot a woman is and how her actual skills in taking care of someone are.
Michael White
Sounds like my town, my wife is 9 years younger then me.
Luke Lee
I think that's why he's the favorite character on this board.
Sebastian Harris
*Hot
Joshua Campbell
>You will never get a switcheroo episode where Dipper has to act like Mabel
John Hernandez
Stan himself was a 4/10 at best. Also he knew her from before she got fat and might have still seen her that way
Anthony Sanders
CFNM is one of the true god-tier fetishes.
Except for the kind with all that humiliation bullshit.
Juan Robinson
But how to you judge something like that?
Kevin Sullivan
That's because his brother was a 10/10 old or young
Wyatt Ward
The stripe of gray in his hair is so hot it's unfair.
Lucas Nelson
>his brother was a 10/10 old or young
They are twins. Wouldn't that make Stan a 10/10 as well.
Christopher Clark
lmao
Cameron Miller
There's just something really endearing about someone who badly craves love and does a poor job of hiding it.
I can't help but wonder if that, as well as his over the top behavior, has something to do with Stanford being the implied favorite in the eyes of everyone else. Children who feel overlooked often act out in ways that they think will get them at least attention, if not affection.
Jonathan Gray
We are not worthy of that bulge
It would, but how they keep themselves and their slight stylistic choices and differences make a difference. In terms of their older looks, I find Ford to be very attractive while Stan is very repulsive
Owen Powell
>implying Stan is only a 4/10
>implying Ford is the hotter twin
How is it possible to have opinions this shit? That narrow shouldered string bean has nothing on best twin.
Bentley Ortiz
>I find Ford to be very attractive while Stan is very repulsive
Found the user with no taste
Juan Richardson
Yeah that fat old man with a wifebeater shirt very 10/10 material
Thomas Nguyen
This, but unironically. Silver fox, sleeveless to show off strong manly arms, and slight chub are the trifecta of steamy.
Hot damn.
Liam Robinson
The only thing Ford is good for is being a damsel in distress that Stan and a couple of 12-year-old kids constantly have to rescue.
Austin Moore
>Appears at the very tail end of the series for a few episodes
>Manages to actually be competent at shit and will take lead
>Actually charming and attractive
>Becomes more popular and well liked then his brother who appeared as a main character the entire series
Sorry seething Stanleyfags your time is up
Carter Garcia
That's how I saw Stan. The townspeople and tourists were just something to hold him over until he got Ford back.
That's fair. The biggest thing keeping Stan over Ford for me is their personality. Based purely on looks Ford is better.
Ethan Richardson
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Thomas Murphy
That's all I want to do for a woman :(
Jeremiah Smith
>he says this to the motherhome of all manchildren
Oliver Martin
>Manages to actually be competent at shit and will take lead
kek. Name one successful thing he did.
This dumbass got himself captured by a math wizard and had to be rescued, got himself captured by an alien prison ship and had to be rescued, got tricked by a con artist dorito into building a doomsday device, drove away his supposed friend Fiddleford and did nothing to alleviate the man's slow descent into madness, had to be rescued from the other side of the portal by his brother, failed to stop the rift from forming despite having ample time to prepare, nearly wrecked Dipper and Mabel's relationship, missed his shot to kill Bill, got his dumbass captured again by the villain and had to be rescued for like the fifth fucking time, got cucked out of being the one to deliver the finishing blow to HIS arch nemesis by his brother, and got cucked out of being the one to restore his brother's memory by a damn pig.
Fucking Waddles did more for the family than Ford did. The man was the living embodiment of Leeroy Jenkins, a detriment to his friends and a blessing to his enemies.
Christopher Bennett
Thomas Carter
Joshua Kelly
Battle to the death where the loser gets fucked by his brother
Adrian Ross
Do they fuck before or after the death?
Nathaniel Allen
Both
John Cook
someone got that panel from the comics where Pacifica says that Ford is hot?
Samuel Howard
I can dig it.
Benjamin Young
sauce
Jaxson Cruz
>Sometimes you want to fuck the waitress
Cameron Bailey
Why? Isn't Mabel the least liked GF character here? Wouldn't having basically 2 Mabels be worse?
Eli Nguyen
The issue was how incompatible she was with Dipper. If they were alike, they would get along better.
Luke Ortiz
I found it on the Gravity Fall Booru. I don't think there's anymore to the picture.
Elijah Sanders
Maybe
Adrian Campbell
Some Gravity Falls fans were also chubby chasers, mostly gay ones, but the point still applies
Henry Murphy
and old chasers, Ive never seen many draw original Mable and dipper on original age on model
Jackson Gomez
Old chasers?
Aaron Mitchell
>being into old windbags
At least be attracted to old windbags with money
Levi Thompson
I assume give Stan/Ford are old as hell he's referring to those sexually interested in them
Jacob Peterson
Stan might've been into Lazy Susan at one point but once he had a date he was completely turned off and ran away. Stan's not much of a romantic.
Jackson Cooper
Fuck, young Stan was a 10/10
Michael Cook
I'm a Fordfag but what the fuck is wrong with you fuckers? Stan is great too. Only reason I'm a Fordfag is because Ford is way easier to view in a lewd perspective whereas Stan is too fatherly and in need of wholesome platonic love for me to want him to get ravaged by tentacles like Ford.
Ian Ward
Now that Fords back I bet he could make a shit ton of money with the stuff he invents.
James Howard
She wouldn't be that demented to do that to her brother.
Easton Wilson
Nah, people would be more focused on the fact that Dipper is dressed and acting like Mabel
Bentley Moore
>6
>With that face and mole
You're looking at a light 5, max
Charles Ortiz
>kids have 4 fingers on each hand
>adults have 5
This show bothers me