Bruce Wayne wakes up with a vagina

Bruce Wayne wakes up with a vagina.

What does he do next?

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Has sex with Super Man

Get Dick

All doubt removed from the equation, he begins the romantic relationship that both he and Lex have always secretly wanted deep down.

continues to fight crime as a woman.

Also he'd definitely fuck superman for the sake of getting pregnant with a kryptonian child he could mold to be a better batman. Bruce always places the long game, and what better way to ensure the earth is always protected than giving it a proper kryptonian protector.

this should be a comic.

>Bruce Wayne wakes up with a vagina.
>What does he do next?

What you just suggested is that Bruce Wayne woke up with different genitals but everything else was the same.

With that in mind, he would put on his cape and cowl and go fight crime.

Fucks diana in the ass with a strap on while clarck edges in the corner.

Engage his secret "I've awaken with a vagina" plan

Call up Diana.

Now he can fully participate in the "Amazon Initiation Ritual".

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>Bruce heads to a dark corner of the batcave
>puts in several different passwords of all sort of varieties, biometric, numerical, voice, retina, etc.
>the doors slide open to reveal a cold storage of some sort
>its a sperm bank, meticulously labelled
>supermans sperm over there, lex luthors right next to it
>Hawkman, the Flash, every earth based green lantern, and many of their villains too
>God only knows how he collected it all
>What follows is several years of Bruce impregnating himself with the worlds strongest, smartest, fittest sperm and having a baseball team worth of superpowered kids

Hide it from all but Alfred.

Shouldn't have any negative repercussions unless female hormones flooding the body slowly pushes it into a slow full genderswap.

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Who do you think REALLY funded Cadmus? Bruce probably fathered/cloned/created a shit ton of future heroes.

You think too small, more likely (s)he tears out the new womb and eggs and creates an artificial birthing machine that way batman can fight crime and get super kids

>every hero and villain in DC is actually bat(wo)mans child

Ra's al Ghul looks to court Ms. Wayne with a romantic kidnapping followed by a drug induced night of rape.

Also he probably would think of a way to use his vagina as another utility pocket.

She would fuck Superman just to make sure her next Robin wouldn't be in any danger of dying on her.

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Same as usual then.

I bet Alfred would be really sweet when Bruce has his first period, he goes out and gets him tampons and Midol.

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How does he hide it? A mech suit?

Padded suit, platform shoes and breast binders.

Uses that voice modulator thing seen in BvsS

>breast binders.
or go the extreme route and do the whole archer cuts off her tits thing that while never actually happened is pretty badass

>Bruce Wayne wakes up with a vagina.

masturbates to pictures of the joker.

>rapes the joker
That should fix him up.

Or he/she just locks up harley quinn and disguises herself as her and gets to "spy" on the joker up close.

>day 311
>the joker still suspects nothing

>Puddin' still suspects nothing

ftfy

all that would do is cause Harley to dress up as Batman so she can get her man back

Joker is cute.

How would she rape the joker when the joker also turns into a chick?

>day 511
>Puddin knocked me up
>how i'm i going to explain this to alfred.

>Ends up ruining her voice because she made it sound gravellier than Downton Abbeys driveway.

at least she would be able to take out the fake harely and get her man

I can imagine just impersonating the Jokers right hand woman can have some psychological effects

That's just a cuntboy

>Day 2611
>Joker Junior murdered his first innocent civilian!
>Me and Puddin couldn’t be more proud!

Meanwhile in the jokers dairy
>Day 1
>batman has somehow replaced himself with harley quinn and seems to think i'm to stupid to notice it.
>lets see how far i can take this before he cracks.

Ra’s Al Gul would definitely try to get her pregnant. Talia would still want to get up her skirt.

But now she has to deal with Clark Kent trying extra hard to protect her, while sounding more and more convincing over the fact that there is something wrong with how she’s thinking now.

He draws like a faggot with too much confidence in his small talent?

Draw fat, old people you smirking homo.

Ra's al Ghul is no rapist. That is more Lex's thing.

FPBP

Nineteenth post is right, you know

>than giving it a proper kryptonian protector.
Already a thing that exists

I mean, there’s Talia

wut?

Have Zataana reverse that shit

You know what you must do, Batman.

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She senses something weird with her form, says she can’t dispel it.

She gets Alan Scott and Dr. Fate analyze what exactly is going on. Turns out that the sex change curse WAS lifted... when she woke up. The male Bruce Wayne, as it turns out, was the illusion all along.

Long magical con

That would make an interesting Elseworld concept

I could see Zatara doing it as a favor for Thomas.

Is this what you do between the "monthly" rule 63 threads? Just general spam rule 63 cape threads about the same shit?

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The Asian?