Woah, that's deep
Post comic strips that really make you think
Woah, that's deep
Post the /fitlit/ version.
At the library? More like at the nuclear power plant.
We’ve come a long way.
From looking up at our enemies, to now looking down at them.
i dun geddit
Commies and burgers unite against nazis. The author, being a nazi, has a hard time grasping this.
I don't get it? so there are people on their laptops downstairs?
I'm still surprised this comic got such a negative reaction. The joke doesn't portray either of them as bad people, it's just a gag about how being at the library made his head big instead of his muscles.
Commies tend to be siding with corporations against nazis as of late.
Nah im seeing full on communists reject that as capitalism trying to bank off em
Only because being a Nazi is unpopular. Everyone's also pro-round earth.
I don’t have any deep shit that isn’t political
People who like snakes and trashcans are fighting with commies and the Monopoly man.
Retards spam this in every thread they can. Apparently bad art and unfunny jokes make you popular if you appeal to the right people. What is genuinely interesting is that the worst quality both in art and writing comic gets spammed the most by far while other comics with similar subjects and views are far less popular. I think it's a social commentary on how people who want to go against the crowd turn out to be the most unoriginal with the most prevalent herd mentality.
Minorities are studying while white people are hating wumyn online
I work at a school, I can tell you for sure that either you're wrong or the cartoon is.
>and we love to hate each other
Wat
Outrage culture. pic related
A hog doesn't run away, those fuckers have daggers growing out of their face and now how to use'em.
>hi, I'm Steevie from New York! Let me tell you how Nature work!
To love others is the only way to understand others
We love to hate each other, so we love to misunderstand each other.
look at the face of the hog, it was minding his own business when blondie shanked him.
why did this shitty fucking comic make me laugh when none of the other shit did?
I really like this one
people gotta realize left and right are two sides of the same monster
>/r9k/ skinny
>not skinnyfat/belly on a stick
You're full of shit.
Also that boar wasn't fleeing when it was ambushed.
>Get Wealthy and have a Family
>Implying those things aren't their own reward
Why is she such an incel?
Is this one trying to say only white people can wield technology
Seems legit
perfection
Because it's not trying to have a point. It just wants to be a joke.
>this was the original all along
ah
fuck
so it's not about boipussy......................
Big government socialists and trillionaire tech companies, who you would think would hate each other, have actually discovered that they have a lot in common. For example, they both enjoy taking other people's free speech rights away.
They're starting with easy targets like fringe fascist groups. This has put small government libertarians and conservatives in the awkward position of having to defend people whose political beliefs are opposite their own.
WAT?
The Commies of today are full blown wanting government intervention. Yet the Government is at the whim of Corporations anyway. So the Communists are for Corporations.
You said what made me think.
The Fox & the Grapes
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A Fox one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fox's mouth watered as he gazed longingly at them.
The bunch hung from a high branch, and the Fox had to jump for it. The first time he jumped he missed it by a long way. So he walked off a short distance and took a running leap at it, only to fall short once more. Again and again he tried, but in vain.
Now he sat down and looked at the grapes in disgust.
"What a fool I am," he said. "Here I am wearing myself out to get a bunch of sour grapes that are not worth gaping for."
And off he walked very, very scornfully.
There are many who pretend to despise and belittle that which is beyond their reach.
unironically true tho.
Poor Mr. Pumpkin. He looks genuinely distraught.
Elaborate
Me too, brah.
>getting fit isn't a gift or skill, you just need to choose to do it
i-i'm just not going to the gym because i have some reading to catch up on. and my arm hurts today. and i saw a really mean looking guy in there once. not because it's hard work or anything, because it's not.
on that note, why do firefighters get so much pussy? it's just a job, i could be a firefighter if i wanted to. i'm just...i'm just really passionate about making awful drawings about my insecurities. i wouldn't trade my career for the world
kek
>To love others is the only way to understand others
that sounds like bullshit but okay
Female sour grapes, the comic
I mean, if she's going to be lurking around him for a year to make sure he doesn't go online, she might as well not have any prior connections that would interfere.
Plus, this is dated in the sense that it's almost impossible not to go online these days.
Reminder that the actual number of holocaust victims is now 20 million and not 6.
I've had several beers that tasted great. It's about finding the one you like and exploring from there. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean everyone else is just fake liking it.
now post the lewd fanart of the universally agreed more-attractive silverhaired demon chick
Both written by Asian dudes. And neither are as emberassing as Single Asian Female. Which was also written by an Asian dude.
>those villains
>Ugly
Shit taste, opinion discarded
>is now 20 million and not 6
I thought it was 6 million jews and 10 including everyone? When did we up it to 20?
So not fitting gender norms = ugly. Nice message there.
I don’t understand this
>chick
user...
Someone post the strip of the girl fantasizing about John Cho.
>believing shitposts
The fox is constantly doing stupid things or breaking reality because it's too stupid to realize it shouldn't be able to. The raccoon is having a wtf moment.
The comic is just silly or cutesy jokes.
Apparently, they have found too much evidence of poles and russians to be able to keep the number small.
At this point, the russians actually have more dead to the holocaust than the jews.
Cause it knows how to make a punchline.
>Jehova's Witnesses
I don't see anything wrong with this one. Who the fuck wants to get married and have children these days? they're both much more trouble than they're worth.
Ironically, you'd probably be financially richer without both.
Communists (Hammer and sickle shirt man) are on the side of capitalists (Top hat man) when they're historically enemies.
>not wanting children
well, when you're old and all the people around you are way different from you because you didn't bother with making more people like you you're going to be sorry!
>platinum demon guy in heels
PLEASE tell me someone has drawn his hole
not the user from above, but srsly why would I even want to change a status quo I feel comfortable with?
Children are not clones, user.
Gonna be a cringe from me, boss.
Thanks, Schlomo.
They're half clones, though.
>nobody to throw me in a home and neglect me
Right in the feels, user.
except they aren't. children are more than just a mixture of to people. there are always some minor mutations.
if you don't have kids it's going to be the state and it's going to be far, far worse.
Seething tranny
there's a reason people joke about "becoming my parents" user
this. there isn't even a guarantee that your children won't be total assholes. I'm not against the idea of having children in general, but I'm really annoyed by people gloryfying procreation to no end. It's a personal decision not some pseudo-religious biologistic obligation.
>In 50 years, he'll be old and saggy.
What regular exercise and healthy lifestyle choices, you'll look pretty good by age 60. This guy is knocking it before trying it.
THOSE FUCKERS
OUR SHIT
How has this not been posted yet!?
>Trying to excuse being unmotivated and unfocused as a quality
>Making a whole comic trying to convince people that being lazy is sexy
What a fucking loser.
procreation is just about the single most important thing for the maintenance of a society. there is a reason why people value it so highly.
If you don't want to get married and have kids, DON'T. I certainly think it's a terrible time to be having children, with the entire planet circling the drain like it is.
But don't pretend it makes you wise, and don't pretend it's a big "screw you" to a society that generally couldn't care less whether you live or die, and probably doesn't even know you exist.
Cut the last set of panels and the last speech bubble and it would be perfect.
UUUUUURRRGGHHHH....
I don't think it makes me wise or intellectually superior. I don't give a shit if other people have children. It's just not for me.
Who wrote this, a soiboy?
Posting Sinfest is cheating user.
what really worries me is that people actually belief this bullshit.
I mean the Russians did lose 10x the soldiers and other allied nation did.
Name 30 examples
>point out that wild boars are viscious fighters that can and will gore a man or slit his throat with his tusks
>this makes the poster a city boy
Only city retards think that boars are harmless cute creatures and not fighters/pests.
Libertarian man is confused to realize that he's on the same side as a fascists as well as as communists are siding with big corporations.
Putting it in layman's terms, it's like a man who is staunchly for personal responsibility and freedom siding with /pol/, while you then have sjws clinging to big corporations like apple or Disney or what have you because they have progressive marketing.
There is some validity to that claim. Just look at Europe, immigrants have lots of children while the local population stagnates with lower birth rates. What do you think is going to happen in a few generations?
how is it bullshit? what's more important for a society to keep existing than for the people comprising it to keep existing? it is a necessary but not sufficient condition so it ranks pretty high up there.
>NEVER IMPROVE!
Ok, but the girl in the comic is reacting based on her perception of what society expects from her, and that's what makes the comic stupid.
She's probably the kind of trash that posts on r/childfree.
I know. I know. I just really hate that Pokemon Go comic.
Thanks a lot asshole, now the thread's gonna get deleted.
I literally can't tell whose side I'm supposed to be on here...
unless you are attacking them or touching the piglets, they certainly won't attack you.
there are 14 words coming to my mind while reading this. exactly the bs I was talking about.
It can join the Tiny Toons thread that just got nuked for the second time.
>the russians actually have more dead to the holocaust than the jews
They were from a huge population and a huge country, they weren't a vulnerable minority rounded up by the state. They count as holocaust victims because they were liquidated, not killed in combat.
immigration my dude. a better life for a higher percentage of peope if done right.
the cope is real
Wow it's been awhile since I felt like there is a fedora out there being tipped.
>you will never share an entire colleges basetment as an apartment with your fellow autists making a fortune on virtual currency while a bunch of morons get in debt upstairs
This, and they eat food that doesn't fight back.
why the fuck do graphic novels need loading screens?
demographic bike-cuckery
"the total amount of happiness in the world increased"-ass reasoning.
But a good butcher knows how much meat is on a pig by looking at it.
Placebo effect is real and works, he is completely correct
this is the most accurate response.
I'm not even utilitarianist, but it's pretty much the simplest argument you can come up with, if you want to come up wit one.
Dude, if you're still around, I'd just like to point out that you're lusting after the anime equivalent of a mustache twirling villain tha ties madams to the tracks of trains.
Yes, because letting third worlders into your country to breed like rats is totally going to have the same outcome as the native population.
its the fucking lottery, each time the goym loose the numbers go up
>people die in wars
amazing
>Why do video games need loading screens?
>implying the native population is any better
>implying there is some societal goal to reach
>muh racism
back to /pol/
utilitarianism is an incomplete model of ethics and it only seems simple because it was developed recently. caring about the people near to you and related to you more than people far away and not related to you is simpler and requires doing far less insane stuff.
what an ugly porn comic
you are loading fuckng png files and text
user don’t destroy people’s minds with such brilliant and cutting social commentary from the hand of what is undoubtedly a wise old genius
>powerless
>influence her decision
Mostly for the punchline.
what a stupid cunt the "artist" is
any recommendations?
im desperately sad and alone
that's exactly why I called it a simple argument. As I said, I'm really no utilitarianist. I personally think it's a flawed concept. But honestly, which model of ethics isn't flawed. I tend to sympathize with deonthological and discourse ethical concepts the most, but I konw they are flawed.
How many webcomics about asian guys bitching about asian chicks fucking white people exist at this point?
I dunno, the same economic process that dropped Euro birthrates like a stone drops the rates of the new arrivals? It’s not like having extra kids is inherent to other races.
i'd fuck devil-villain desu
ethics is just a formalized way of determining what behaviors are evolutionarily adaptive. good behavior is the same as that which allows your genes and memes to survive. there's a huge amount of leeway in that to allow for at least parts of all coherent moral frameworks to be applicable at some time or another.
>any recommendations?
Without knowing you? None.
But go on vndb, you can sort by ratings and filter by tags so you should be able to find something. There's also a vn general on /vg/, check the OP. Maybe pester the resident shitposters.
"Be Super Rich" is the only quest that is actually being pushed on women. Only niche parts of society (churches, and your own family maybe) will tell women to get married and have children. Most media, high schools, and colleges tell women that they should forgo marriage ("a patriarchal institution"), not have kids ("detrimental to your carbon footprint"). Girls are taught that they should try to find their happiness in a modern compassionate form of conspicuous consumption, a prestigious career, and/or progressive social activism.
this comic really appeals to people in their early 20's who don't know any better. When you have some career success, spend some money traveling or buying nice things; you'll start to realize that vacations, cars, and career titles aren't going to give you a fulfilling life. You don't need kids or a spouse for "societal approval", when you're advised to pursue them, it's cause the vast majority of people get happiness and meaning from marriage and children. Hopefully you figure this out before you're too old to play sports with your kids (gents) or your eggs dry up (ladies).
>his
user, I...
ie, I literally have the same meta-ethical framework as the characters listed in the TV Tropes article "Evilutionary Biologist". This is for real.
see, the problem I have with you statement is, who is deciding that the survival of genes or memes is relevant at all? your statement is just a biologism.Biology as a natural science is descriptive not normative. It's just Hume's fact-value problem all over again.
Also there are quite a few ethical systems that are contrary to what is useful in a biologistic sense. all non-consequentialist ehtics for example don't even care about the effects moral behavoir has at all.
Is this ironic?
Is this loss?
this really sounds like someone read to much Dawkins lol
the expression in the last panel was perfect. I agree that it was a shit comic though. I felt stupid, cause it made me smile.
deathbulge is cheating
Book of Gob.jpg
Why do they all have such bad posture
>they weren't a vulnerable minority rounded up by the state.
Yes they were. The Nazis quite literally wanted to exterminate all the Slavs, Russians especially
i remember making this image transparent on wsr like a year ago
Hatoful Boyfriend
I readily admit to that.
>Who is deciding that the survival of genes or memes is relevant at all?
The genes and memes that don't survive won't continue to exist. If they are able to survive they will continue to exist. That's what's relevant.
>Biology as a natural science is descriptive not normative.
Norms are memes. Values don't exist without minds to judge between different courses of action.
Non-consequentialist ethics are heuristics, they're easily remembered rules that apply in most situations. Despite ostensibly not caring about the consequences, in most cases the effects are the same so most of the time there isn't much difference.
the holocaust was a real thing, the jews simply exaggerate the number of victims for their own convenience, the real number of victims is like 400 or something.
i can never tell if these are edited or not.
Fight Club?
Dinosaurs and Man did not live at the same time.
Did those urchin gangs fucking kill him?
I was gonna say immigration, but you also have to admit that the immigrant's parents had to decide fucking was a good thing to do as well.
People gotta come from somewhere, at least until we can really start cranking out test tube babies and clones.
>implying the native population is any better
But they are
quick edit
while you are correct, "denying the holocaust" literally means saying the numbers were exaggerated, which they were
at this point it's clear we have diametrically opposing standpoints. I don't think this is the best place to have this discussion especially because it really starts to go beyond what I, as an ESL fag can express in english.
But let me at least say this:
>The genes and memes that don't survive won't continue to exist. If they are able to survive they will continue to exist. That's what's relevant.
this still doesn't solve the fact-value gap.It doesn't provide an answer to the question why exactly it is of value or any other form of relevance to continue existing.
>Norms are memes. Values don't exist without minds to judge between different courses of action.
If values exist without minds or not is a whole other meta-ethical question and I don't dare to tap into that right here, right now. My point however was that I want to differenciate between two forms of judgement. It all comes down to the fact-value gap again and also if you can plausibly counter the accusation of the Naturalistic fallacy. Again I won't touch on how or if you do. Let me at least say that it seems counter intuitive to reduce normative judgement to descriptive statements.
>Non-consequentialist ethics are heuristics, they're easily remembered rules that apply in most situations. Despite ostensibly not caring about the consequences, in most cases the effects are the same so most of the time there isn't much difference.
this is an oversimplification I think. The outcome of non-consequentialist and consequentialist models are potentially wildly different. This is in my opinion to bold of a reduction and ignores secondary problems that arise from the value-fact reduction.
This is all I have to say about this at fucking Yea Forums. I mean it was at least nice to not be flamed to death while arguing, but this just isn't the place for this debate and I don't see us reaching a satisfying conclusion to the discussion on this image board.
Get ready to get educated boi
m.youtube.com
You can go the gym while also having other interest and hobbies, what a faggot
I'm having trouble reading this. Not the super contrived message but like...What's taking place here? How are the images of this comic related to what's being said. What's the story they're trying to convey?
>women aren't allowed to have their own preferences, they need to be told who they can like
HOw problematic.
Look it's ok to be a fatass if you're fine with that, but don't try to justify your position by making it society's problem or saying that fit guys haven't lived life. Just makes you sound butthurt.
Velociraptors in Jurassic park were essentially Allosaurus'
That would implant there is a part that can be called human. He is a onions monsterousity given form as a mockery of the human form.
lol
That's because Foxes are carnivores, why would a fox eat a grape? That's a dumb story.
There's no possible way that the person who drew this is under the age of 50.
That's perhaps the worst metaphor she could've used to make her point.
this just seems really comfy desu
NOT.
>That's because Foxes are carnivores
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
so you just summed up most of Yea Forums and the entire human experience with that fable
Omnivorous, carnivorous, same thing really, but only faggots eat grapes.
nhptv.org
>The red fox eats a wide variety of foods. It is an omnivore and its diet includes fruits, berries and grasses. It also eats birds and small mammals like squirrels, rabbits and mice. A large part of the red fox's diet is made up invertebrates like crickets, caterpillars, grasshoppers, beetles and crayfish. The red fox will continue to hunt even when it is full. It stores extra food under leaves, snow or dirt.
Don't blame Aesop for your ignorance.
Aesop is severely underrated.
that kid looks like spiderverse peter parker in that second frame
that is so kafka-esque...
Funfact, they were free to leave if they supported the fuhrer, but almost all of them chose to suffer along with the rest. Admirable if you ask me.
I'm not blaming Aesopoor for anything, I'm taking pleasure in the (you)'s though
Who's taking revenge? The dude and brontosaur look like best buds.
The idea that the placebo effect is real is the placebo effect in action, user. It's not real.
ever heard about homeopathics?
This is a dumb post.
This sentence is false.
How would they count a disabled Jewish pole homosexual freemason? I be they're double dipping a few of those numbers.
what's the emblem on the guy next to him?
I think the guy who wrote this was secretly a genius. It will resonate with the old people who are his primary demographic, and when anyone under the age of 50 reads it they lose their goddamn minds. If he did this accidentally we should appreciate the happy little accident. It's perfect.
the door was unlocked.
I have a feeling this was the intended joke but there's seriously no way to know this from the comic
Both of those are wrong. Women just think “I want that inside me”
Her pointed nipples make me trust her opinion.
so after finishing college you just go straight into basement?
I went to the website to check it, the comic is called "liquify" I think the raccoon is just supposed to be amazed that the fox could flatten enough to get under the door.
Cause the door being unlocked was so dumb it offended me.
The guy in the yellow shirts is libertarian but find himself working with the fascist, against a capitalist and a communist.
Is a metaphor of how confusing modern politics are.
>Velociraptors in Jurassic park were essentially Allosaurus'
deinonychus
yeah that one's bit bad but xkcd is usually good.
kek
He's funny when he's talking about ideas or math or little science facts, but when he tries making fun of people his Asperger's shows that he's completely incapable of relating with other human beings.
>having the discipline to regularly and willingly push yourself physically to pain in order to develop a healthy sense of independent self and to do manual labor exceptionally while not eating overprocessed “food” with overly-rich flavor is a consumer choice
I love how retards like this project that literally everything that everybody does is for other people’s approval and never for self-improvement.
>the absolute state of the materialistic cosmopolitan
>traditionally feminine things are bad
Pretty misogynistic...
This is the most accurate thing I've ever read about XKCD.
Carnivorous means the creature can only sustain a diet of meat. Omnivorous means the creature can digest both meat and plant matter. They are not at all 'the same thing'
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Bro...that's deep
This is the artist that made that other comic about artist right?
I never understood the purpose of the holocaust discussion. Regardless of the gas chambers being a thing or not, people suffered en masse anyways, so what's the point? it feels like saying that the twin towers didn't happen because it wasn't 3000 victims, it was actually just 100. Is there any part that wins something by exaggerating the numbers (for either excess or defect)?
>gee wizz is it ok if I get to spend time with my son since the courts in their great wisdom decided he would be better off living in a fucking trailer park than with his father.
Yes
depressing
Some people take offense at being lied to.
Kek, the Loss edit for that one came to my mind the moment I looked at the thumbnail, I didn't even have any idea what the pic was, other than a long pretentious comic.
She actually lied down? What an absolute madwoman.
There's a reason people still remember him after 2500 years.
9/11 was used as an excuse to give the government massive unconstitutional power over its people in a vaguely defined emergency. If only 100 people died, the Patriot Act would not have gone over well but since 3000 did, it's the "righteous" course of action. The Holocaust has a similar effect because it basically gave Jews the race card for almost a hundred years now.
The only way this would be accurate is if it was one person filming to put the video on Live Leaks.
Does anyone have that one comic of a guy in a party that spills a hot drink all over a girl he likes for no real reason, just because he was wondering what would happen if he did, even if he had no reason or motivation for doing it? it's super weird but I've only ever seen in in an old /x/ comic thread.
This is truly avant garde.
If they aren't real, then it doesn't matter if they consent or not. Because... you know. They're not real.
People who write this kind of shit really need to experience some real hardship in their lives.
Didn't the same author draw a comic about a superheroine-in-training with no arms? Can't remember the name for the life of me, but I recall she was kinda cute/hot.
Is this comic about an undiagnosed schizophrenic?
But consent for what? I assume sex, but does it mean with other fictional characters, for exploitation in fanservice/adult material/etc., or for fans that want to fuck the character?
I see the superwoman on the picture has a sexual outfit, so is it trying to say that the creator has to ask the creation for consent before dressing them like that?
post the mirrored edit
LOL
Y'know, I'm not sure what they're supposed to be consenting. I think they're saying that only the artist/creator is supposed to know the characters desires.. so maybe this is a cosplay or fanart thing? Either way, it's pretty much insanity.
There was apparently a genuine Russian joke along those lines:
>Stalin is dead and things have begun to lighten up a bit relatively speaking. An old couple live in an apartment in Moscow and she sends him down to buy some meat for supper.
>After queueing for the obligatory three hours he gets to the counter and the woman says 'No more meat, meat finished'.
>He cracks and starts raving 'I fought in the Revolution, I fought for Lenin in the First World War and for Stalin in the Second World War and we are still in this shit?'
>One of the leather-jacketed brigade takes him on one side and says 'Look old man you know you can't talk like this. Just think, a few years ago you would have been shot for saying these things.'
>The old man trudges home. His wife seeing him empty-handed says 'Run out of meat again have they?'
>He says: 'It's worse than that, they've run out of bullets.'
I know we joke about autism, and I know that this comic is at least self-aware enough to know it's absurd, but MAN, is that the most autistic approach to human relationships.
This is an edit...right?
ha, no
Yeah I have no idea what they're going for here.
Consent is purposeless without free will. If I create a character then they are simply a series of ideas put together in my brain, and given form through my artistic ability. By that extent every character is simply just part of me. Therefore the characters own consent is truly my consent as I am part of them. And I'm pretty sure if I drew it then I consent to it.
The Virgin "Where do you at the" and the Chad "Library Work Out".
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the dude has Asperger's.
Polyamory is rampant in the so-called "Rationalist" community.
And they're gigantic autists.
it is now
>so is it trying to say that the creator has to ask the creation for consent before dressing them like that?
No, the creator has to ask the author of the comic before he can draw his own creation, because while fictional entities cannot arbitrate their own fate, other people that are not the creator can.
Boss is unironically in the right.
Took me a minute.
I laughed
STAY AWAY FROM STRANGE PLANET YOU JERKS!
The number came from Hoettl and Eichmann, Nazis who were testifying about their war crimes.
> In the 1961 testimony, Hoettl recalled how “Eichmann … told me that, according to his information, some 6,000,000 Jews had perished until then -- 4,000,000 in extermination camps and the remaining 2,000,000 through shooting by the Operations Units and other causes, such as disease, etc.”
The idea that it's a Jewish invention is a lazy meme by people who want to sound intelligent by pretending to be mathematicians and scholars about shit they read on Wikipedia.
Shut up, reddit.
Kek
100% serious
>3 butt wishes
Do they all have to be butt related?
The guy behind ZenPencils is exceedingly autistic when it comes to having no obligations. He's a half-asian weirdo that constantly shills QUIT YOUR JOB, FOCUS ON YOUR ART/OTHER THINGS THAT WON'T PUT MONEY IN YOUR WALLET
of course, half the shit he draws about is taken completely out of context and has absolutely nothing to do with his core belief, but hey, words is words in his book
I like this one.
My question is "Why do girls whose weight starts with 'two hundred' think it's acceptable to wear leggings?"
based
My dad is 55 and ripped as fuck
there ya go
I'll admit, the alligator did get a chuckle.
Shit, what kinda library does he work out at?
I like this one. It's so petty.
>implying the mind doesn't control the body
>the power all stays with creators
WRONG WRONG WRONG
Creations are always greater than their creators, no matter how stringent the copyright infringement laws might be. Even Disney can't stop fanart that shows their characters doin stuff they wouldn't. No matter how much a creator might try to make rules, they''ll be broken. People take things, play with em, explore, remix, and ultimately, if they're creative enough, reinvent them and elevate them into characters that are even more relatable, funnier, more layered, and so on. Plenty of superheroes were inspired by Batman and Superman, but enough's been done to make people like those newer characters even more.
Also, if someone drew a cartoon character gettin killed, or a creator rippin up a doodle of their character, would that be considered killin em? Stupid.
I genuinely find that amusing.
Why is there cop when you already have gun? Get your shit together Groening!
>chinese
figures
Reminds me of a story in the Mononoke series.
Not a kid. He's a dwarf. A dwarf war veteran with ptsd he medicates with absinthe. Penny dreadful is fucked up
>+2 to dying alone
boar got ambushed bruh look at the face in panel 1
kek,
Yeah, the expression makes the whole thing, it's a mediocre joke otherwise. Reminds me of that /devilish/ pepe face.
>dying alone is worse than dying unhappy
>having children is the only way to die surrounded by people who love you
user
please
>dying alone is worse than dying unhappy
That's a pretty fucking miserable way to die, no matter who you are. Nobody ever said you need kids, though. If you can fill the void with hookers, then go for it. Hugh Hefner probably died fairly happy.
Hugh Hefner died super rich.
And surrounded by people he paid to love him. I'm pretty sure that matters more at the very end.
>having children is the only way to die surrounded by people who love you
Pretty much, yeah.
Your parents will be dead. Your friends will either die before you, move on, or be absorbed in their own imminent demise. And no one 10 years younger than you or more will want anything to do with you. Unless you put your time and effort into raising those people, that is.
That's the thing about getting old, user. Unless you're meeting the prerequisites for social admiration, no one is going to fucking care about you. This isn't even something I should have to explain to you. This is common sense.
He was surrounded by people that both admired and were fascinated by him. Which is more than you will ever have to say for yourself.
Feh, just get some pets.
Then when you die they can eat you.
>Your parents will be dead.
Not if I cheat!
Which one has the bigger dick?
Aesop was a slave you know? His lessons were how to keep your head down and survive.
He's right, not incest.
It's wincest.
>Women who like their jobs are mindless Robots
I don't know what the fuck you're mad about. All I said is that dying alone fucking sucks. is a bitter cunt. The three quests are each their own reward and ensure that you won't die alone. So just pick one.
Wait, did these autists accidentally make rape legal or something?
>Hate Jews
>Think Jews should be cleansed
>Love Nazis
>Think Nazis were effective and efficient militarily
>But that thing where lots of jews got cleansed efficiently by the Nazi military did not happen
Literally will never understand this shit from Ratzis, but they're retarded to start I guess.
in third world countries, it's realistic for everyone to be filming with nobody helping. They post it to their facebook pages, then someone from Liveleak finds and shares it among the civilized.
>that many people from such a small country
Based Serbs
I have never been to a library that has THOUSANDS of movies.
To be fair, I DO hate babies.
>let me look up your library, oh it's closed already
There's no punch line
clever girl
oh no, standards change
why even bother? the most progressive thing today will be racist and -phobic in 5 years
fuck this guy
pretty misogynistic of you to imply that disliking feminine things means you hate women.
How is that ironic?
That needs to be a Yea Forums banner.
>muh slippery slope
Is Yea Forums banning Stonetoss comics, now?
>implying it isn't
Really weird to call out a show that was made before the 1970s for not being racially diverse enough.
...
Literally Don Quijote.
Baby btfo'd
I'm proud of myself for recognizing Chomsky despite the bad drawing.
It's more like the guys trying to say "It's not THAT diverse" and being a complete fucking tool about it.
me irl
This is absolutely fantastic because it properly summarizes real-world racial politics and satiates both sides of the argument simultaneously; those who are completely ignorant of racial history ("orcs are just tortured elves who deserve fair play") will laugh at Elrond, while those who are acutely aware of racial history ("orcs are elves turned into a completely different race and have nothing of their original nobleness left") will immediately make the parallels to the changing political climate of white Northern countries for attempting to even discuss the matter with the untermensch.
which is annoying as fuck because it was progressive for the time
it's like saying classic movies aren't good because their special effects are impressive anymore
these people are fucking tools
This thread is shit, where's YU GI OH EVOLUTION COMIC?
yeah but then the next four cards are all Wild and +4
I think this would be better if they used the kid's name instead of "my son." Anyone with half a goddamned brain can puzzle out that they are divorced given the context.
lol i read that in family guy;s voice doing captain kirk lmao
kek
Jflaxman is honestly a goldmine for this type of shit
It still blows my mind that the same people who cry the most about ebil corporations jump to the defense of jeff bezos, the wannabe lex luthor and latina pussy connoisseur
This would be fine except the people with this mentality usually get mad when you say "well you shouldn't benefit from SS then because it's paid by the taxes of other people's children" and start screaming about how dey deserve dat money n sheeit.
Realtalk if you never had kids and worked your whole life and find yourself poor in old age you have no one to blame but yourself.
i'm guessing your on step 5
It's funny because Hef actually fucked tons of chicks and had kids by them.
Do you at least know the author for it
yeah, but it's actually a weird vehicle for his fetishes iirc
no, pretty sure all those are also on my wireless device
Cringe and Redditpilled
Really does make you ponder....
has the filipino artist being """forced""" to draw western been posted yet?
>deletes a completely inoccous stonetoss page
is he too woke for Yea Forums now?
Sorry I'm late. And sorry if someone else already posted it.
You know what bugs me?
The cast of TNG is equally or less racially diverse than the cast of TOS, even though it was made in the politically correct 1980s.
Why isn't he beating up on Picard for being racist?
Dude that made me laugh so hard I had a painful sharp fart
This one?
He grew up with it?
Mother of God.
Is it edited?
why did this get so many responses
you're a beauty
thanks
>this isn't about "muh ancestors", he's just remembering when he killed a hog a few years ago
Why are WW2 cartoons always so fucking based?
Taken directly from his twitter.
I love my books, but this is the most close-minded, cane-shaking shit I've ever read.
>women figuring out they don't need men to live filling lives
Ohhhh noo
This is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
>Hey Vsauce, Micheal here...
How the fuck is Star Trek not progressive? Uhura was a reoccurring member, treated as an equal and the show itself got a lot of shit for airing the first interracial kiss between her and Kirk.
Revisionism should be considered a mental illness.
literally when is anyone taught that
No.
This is a fucking classic, gets me every time.
>just copy pastes the guy into every panel
>draws the girl in a new outfit every time because he likes drawing cute girls
some things never change
are you sure? every online commie I meet online bashes zucc, elon, bezos, etc
Well, it's all about intersectionality, don't you know. It's not enough! You have to have disabled lesbian transexuals running engineering, a captain who identifies as a black man(actually a Japanese woman in blackface), and all the white males have to be either incompetent toadies or the bad guys.
>sin is a construct designed to control morons now look at these titties
Seriously though don't drive a car through a pile of leaves in the road. Kids die from that all the time.
thats actually fucking funny
>thread about comics that make you think
>posts one with common sense instead
How could anyone put up with dating someone like that?
holy shit thats fucking good
>WOW WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE FILLED WITH WESTERNERS THAT'S FUCKING RACIST
if you wonder why /pol/ keeps growing, this is why
hate it when that happens
Not really. Relationships can be difficult things to hash out; I think the author just has profound entitlements and a skewed view of what a healthy relationship is.
They typically don't if they have a shred of self-respect.
lol
Imagined oppression.
Dudes just a racist scumbag who gets away with it, there’s no use in trying to reason why or how.
The fox was right, though. Something he can never have is worthless, sour. What was once a pleasurable fantasy has now become a bottomless timesink. Thus, to the fox, the grapes are truly worthless. A bird might have better luck though. It's all about perspective.
this one is my favorite
>Y'know, it's like... I think the world would be better if you could tell at a glance if people were were smart. People work out at the gym and they get big, why don't people's heads get big when they they go out and learn things? I could be on the street and ask someone with a big head where they work out, and they'd say the library or University.
I'll never understand the victim complex of Asians in the west.
>referencing that suffragette who through a hatchet at the prime minister
Reminder that suffragettes were literal terrorists who firebombed shit, destroyed art, and set back the work of suffragists by giving ammo to their opponents that said women are too irrational to be given the right to vote.
>the_last_ringbringer.f2b
It's literally a marketing ploy. Denying the holocaust makes the ideology palatable for prospective members. If you get deep enough down the rabbit hole, they probably just drop the pretense
are you drunk right now?
This is bullshit. I've understood tons of people as much as someone can. Some of those people sucked ass, because some people just suck ass. It's a really simple concept, ironically a misunderstanding of why human relationships are supposed to be so hard. The only misunderstanding happening between people is the either A.) lack of communication or B.) error in communication, either of which can happen because of a variety of individual differences. People are different. That's all there is to it. This comic should've ended with "and some people love to hate each other".
Can't say for him, but those were all things the Suffragettes did, and more importantly, it wasn't about women having the right to vote; it was about women who were property owners getting that right without any of the obligations that came with it (IE signing up for the draft, fire brigades, jury duty, etc.)
Maybe don't pile your leaves up in the middle of the road then.
No, there is a difference between suffragettes and suffragists. Suffragettes did shit like slash the Rokeby Venus, and burn down buildings.
Suffragists did peaceful protests and campaigning.
en.wikipedia.org
Nah, modern Holocaust denial is all about downplaying the Holocaust rather than outright believing it didn't happen. Most current Holocaust denial trends will say that the death figures are greatly exaggerated or distorted, the labor camps were real but the death camps were not, and that rather being an organized extermination it was a combination of attrition from forced labor and malnutrition from dwindling supplies and transportation disruption as the war dragged on.
You are not immune to propaganda
*snap*
> People who like their job are mindless robots
Nichelle explicitly said they didn't get any shit for that kiss at all.
>Aesop was a slave you know?
Aren't we all?
Then he's an idiot. Wait. That was obvious.
Is that Emergence?
"I'm going to break free from the confines of western art training!"
>Proceeds to draw in the most normie, basic white-boy style possible.
There are white kids from the suburbs who do more to pull from non-European art traditions than you ever will.
Y'all need Jesus.
and the reality
>Walked out this morning
>Don't believe what I saw
>A hundred billion bottles
>Washed up on the shore
>Seems I'm not alone at being alone
>A hundred billion casatways
>Looking for a home
Please, no meat touching ma'am.
kek
Ugh. The aura of smug those people put off.
They love to pretend to SOOO independent too.
>I don't need someone to love me exclusively. That's co-dependent! We share our love amongst ourselves and know we're not entitled to exclusive devotion from our partners.
It's such a long-winded way of justifying selfishness.
his joint must be very good.
cthulu chick tract
Lovecraft is the only honest nihilist I've ever heard of.
Not to mention the inclusion of a russian on the team when paranoia about russian spies and the cold war were a thing.
>ho yeah? Who hacked the elections then???
That one took me by surprise
"Stop doing sexist crap", XKCD edition.
As if a bunch of billion year old squids are any match for the human race.
They have one?
And so the age of Men has come to an end, with not a shot fired, not a sword raised. And the Dark Lord ruled unopposed.
this is the whole world of faux-intellectualism in four boxes.
bitchin' I'ma tell the whole senpai
Literally Riri Williams in that bottom panel. American Asians are so entitled and whiny compared to someone who's actually from Japan or China or Korea or whatever.
I like the secondary layer about fashion...
Why does muscles have negro hair?
Especially when they, by most measures, are more successful that white people
just a shit don quixote
>Sinfest
>gender free
is there anything in that comic that isn't about gender?
>le ancient feminism before feminism was a thing bad
That says absolutely nothing about this fable.
the dinos in jurassic park were kinda accurate by the 90's current knowledge
Neoliberals aren't commies you stupid motherfucker.
Lurked Yea Forumsmblr for the first time and year today. Please never leave /pol/ this place needs you.
>tfw have two degrees but work a shitty blue collar job in a fucking factory that will kill me before i reach 40
>would pay my own weight in gold (which wont be much as im currently loosing kg's by the day with 14h shifts) for a comfy deskjob or the job i studied for
entitled fuckers can go kill themselves in a chemical plant if they hate earning money sitting on a desk 8h a day
You are not immune to wincest
If you ever doubted how destructive these people's crap ideas are.
Seems more like "denying the scale of the holocaust", unless you're talking about the law.
Christ, this is like game journalists complaning about female characters not having enough agency.
None of the characters have agency, they aren't real.
> /pol/ keeps growing
Is it? It's certainly become increasingly inept.
I mean it's been overtaken in popularity by Yea Forums
Redd.
Also factoryworker, working 12h shifts 3 dayshift the weekend 2 night shifts the other weekend. Pay is great, living life on easy mode. Where do you live that your job is so shit?
>Why the D-Man will win a second term
>All I said is that dying alone fucking sucks
Yes you'd know this from all the times you've died.
In all honesty most people who think they are going to die and then get out of it somehow all tend to have the same opinion of it, in that "none of it really mattered lmao I should have just done what made me happy". If having a family doesn't make you happy, then don't fucking do it.
>SJW
>Watching Adult Swim shows and internet reviewers in the first place
God all I do is fuck off and rub elbows with my co-workers and occasionally order parts for planes. Being a federal employee is great. 30+ an hour to fucking write emails and fuck off on reddit for half my day holy shit
Does that mean he supports Butch Hartman's crusade against Non-canon pairings/Transgender Headcanons?
Isn't this literally just spectator syndrome?
It sucks and you suck for enjoying it.
What's the punchline?
Terry Gilliam should die because of wrongthink and Bad Bunny shouldn't
Captain Marvel, save the villains part.
why is this so funny god dammit
why do they always use too many words
I can't wait to see all them philosopher fucks in Sauron's chains. Talk about oppression then.
>Dress like a complete asshole
>Only now understanding that you're an idiot
It makes them feel smart
>getting offended when strangers wear fashionable clothing
oh boy!
Yes
>mother nature as a deity
I see this more and more.
A big regression in culture imo.
Foxes anus be gaping in and out at the sight of those grapes like, wee ooo wee ooo wee ooo.
Look closer, every panel has been redrawn by scratch
Admirable really, they look so similar
Oglaf version
>"I-I am different, I do it cause I love myself, not what people think"
>"you must be different to be fit, nobody aside few chosens with will of steel like me can do it. the others are just LARPers who aren't worthy of being as sculptured as moi"
>"muh dedication"
>"did you just assume why I go to the gym?"
fuck you fatty faggot, your pretentious shit doesn't work here
>I mean it's been overtaken in popularity by Yea Forums
Yea Forums has always been more popular. Even back when Yea Forums was the #1, Yea Forums had the second spot in posts per minute and number of threads.
>the same economic process that dropped Euro birthrates like a stone drops the rates of the new arrivals
That would be if they adapted to their new homw, but they want for their new home to adapt to them.
Oh wait, this is from Penny Dreadful?
I went to college with the girl who did that comic!
Oh boy, I'll tell her she was mentioned here. She was always happy to hear that someone was actually reading her comic
Hold on a second. On further consideration... this doesn't look like the Penny Dreadful that I know.
Are there two webcomics called Penny Dreadful?
I don't get it
yeah its difficult to get the joke with no punch line
Any other intellectual comics where the imagery contradicts the intended message?
post the one where the little girl responds
"Ok then, just let me drive there, ya fuckin cunt"
I mean...I kinda feel like they do. Relationships take work. It's almost never just effortless. Just because you click doesn't mean the other person isn't trying.
Why the fuck would you draw yourself like that? It makes your entire point seem invalid because it's so over the top "millennial". It's like you're roasting yourself and don't even know it.
They are VERY kawaii png files.
gross
Yeah, they're to the right of snake oils.
lmao
>beta
lmaooo
whoa suffragettes were badass
>all beer tastes the same
I used to be like this cunt until I found beer I liked. Turns out there's hundreds of great craft beers that are nothing like the common supermarket lager.
Gym is like 2-3 hours a week. Not that much commitment actually. I can be a nerd reading Yea Forums, comics, playing Vidya, painting figures and have a love life and fit in gym too.
In 50 years this guy will be old and saggy while a gym goer will have stamina of a 30 year old. And no work, so enough time to catch up on literature or movies.
why would the hippie be afraid?
Nope.
In the east, they wanted their Lebensraum. They saw Slavs as a good source of cheap labor, the Untermensch that would do the stuff they themselves didn't want to bother with.
t. Slav
>can't tell how many sausages he can get out of a pig.
That's a fucking lie. You can estimate pretty damn well.
Also, fuck you, sins were generally agreed upon bad things, like not being a lazy piece of shit, or consuming too much.