ITT : Ideas better than the original

ITT : Ideas better than the original

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>it makes my ding dong hard so it's better

I hate this meme

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Imagine jacking off to turtle porn so much that you spout memes hoping someone will give you your fix.

Who said it had to be turtles?

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What do the names change to?

Why's 63'd April just April?

Just for the sake of discussion and morbid curiosity, if you could only gender swap one of the turtles/villains/secondary characters, and the series otherwise goes on as normal... which one?

I want them to fart on me.

Because you are still suppose to jack off to April.

is it really furry if they're not sparkledogs

if they made this you guys would come here to cry about it being sjw agenda and what not

this

looks like a twink to me. No tits anymore

They wouldn't make this. They would make them all fat or ugly and quipping about how hard it is being a woman.

If they made a cartoon about four cute turtlegirls, people would love it.

Exhibit A

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Not really. Complains would flood your gates like menstruation hits a 12 year old girl if you turn it into preaching garbage about how evil men are and how hard it is to be a white girl in the 21st century.

sometimes they make a character fat without being a plotpoint and you still get mad about it, like Glimmer in She-Ra
the thing is Kim Possible kinda made this in the 2000 and nobody gave a crap, until you stop to attack anything new that comes out it won't change, because right now this kind of shows need to exist for future generations if we really want to create an empathic society (and I'm not saying that cartoons can really change the world or that tv is an education instrument, but it really does make that function for many little kids)

>>Turn a originally cute character ugly
>>"Why are people complaining? Why are people suggesting we have it in for attractive women?"

>Kim Possible kinda made this in the 2000
????

I wonder how chochi is doing these days.

What the hell March looks like me

>>this kind of shows need to exist for future generations if we really want to create an empathic society (and I'm not saying that cartoons can really change the world or that tv is an education instrument, but it really does make that function for many little kids)

No, show don't HAVE to exist. Their function is not to mold society. Creator don't have any kind of responsibility to society. Creators should be free to create anything they want without people hoisting some kind of chore on them. If you want children to be raised better go after parents or schools, not television shows.

Not OP, but she's really not that ugly in the sense that her head can literally be replaced by any of the others female characters and you really wouldn't notice it (Apart from the proportions). She's just bottom heavy.

>Their function is not to mold society.
sweet summer child, television was invented for this purpose in the first place. the news molds adults and cartoons molds kids.

>not that ugly
is still ugly

So is OP trying to make this Yea Forumsā€˜s new forced FOTM?? This looks desperate.

So? For examble Jim Henson believed tv was a powerful tool to teach not only children, but society as a whole. And in some extent he proved it, many of us learned how to count with Sesame Street. What I mean is that I know, parents should be more responsible of what their children watch, but the thing is that you can't be watching for them 24/7. Tv is not a replacement for that, but it can help children and even adults to acquire many social patterns, shape their opinions and personality.

i can't shape your view, if you don't find her cute or something it's your business, I'm just saying that overall she's still very normative overall

stop being a smacked ass.

Creators making their own programs to influence people isn't what were talking about. It's dopey suggesting that shows NEED to exist (and I'm assuming are above any criticism) because children need to be taught how to be empathetic (which I'm pretty sure no one invented television for)

Again it's the difference between creators being allowed to make what programs they want and people saying, "No those shows shouldn't exist, THESE shows need to exist because think of the children."

Did you forget that there is already a canon female shredder?

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Yes, Jim Henson believed that and decided to make shows that way. It was his choice. By contrast, you can't go to the Seinfeld cast and tell them to stop making the show they want, make a show like Jim Henson is doing because the children need to be taught empathy. That's not a fair responsibility to put on people who have the right to make what they want.

It also doesn't insulate Jim Henson from criticism. If his show was shit, people can still call it out, regardless or not that shows NEED to exist for the children yadda yadda.

I'd legit like to see a series where the turtles are genderbent
as long as they don't pull a ghostbusters

>You will never be the guy they pick up after a bar crawl for drunken snu-snu
why live?

would Leo have symbolic "hair cutting" moment where she cuts off that excess fabric from her eye covering?

I want to be the town bike for the FemTMNT villains

i would pay for this, i want to see how creative it gets

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Damn these designs are good.
Shame Chochi never did any more with them outside of that one comic

>bland redesign for guys who jerk off to cartoons
no

>Ideas better than the original

Please explain what makes it better?

It tickles his pickle

duh

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>I-I'll call them tszoy boys, t-that'll show em for insulting my very high quality thread

>Kim Possible kinda made this
No, it didn't. Kim showed us her life style and the dificulties that comes from it or with it. But not even once did it told us: "Look at this poor white girl having such a hard time with pimples and shit! It's the fault of all men for daring to make greasy food! Let's make an analogy in which all bad guys are men!".

Someone should do this with FemMikey and GuyApril

Oof

It's literally the same idea, but genderswapped. You could've just asked for a Rule 63 thread, my dude.

delet this right now

is there a single reptile that has tits? or nipples? or gives milk? NO? THEN STOP DRAWING TITS ON REPTILE FEMALES YOU SHITTERS!

they're mutants.

mutant ninja turtlettes

They're human type mutants you fag!

This

Also based


Nah, they're still mostly reptiles. I wouldn't mind wide hips, but titties is just bizarre.

I sure do love those tits, it just makes the designs look so good. Dosn't everyone think so?

Let the girls have our tits

No, because it's too far stretch.

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Stop making veiled r63 threads and make regular r63 threads

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stop doing half-way R63

Splinter should stay male and become an old pervert like Muten-Roshi.
Training the Turles, creeping on them and gettin beaten up.

That's not a cartoon.

You're a little faggot.

Where have you seen this as you say? I can't think of any example, If Kim Possible came out today (to stay on topic) you would be twisting your asses out saying that Drakken being goofy and Shego being the capable one is feminist pandering, or even that having so many male villains is meant to be a representation that men are evil

I understand what you say and in some aspects I think you're right, I wouldn't change Seinfeld or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia a bit, I'm not saying every show should teach a lesson in any way (aside from that, Sunny sometimes does give good morals, but that's not really on topic here). But creators like Rebecca Sugar, Ian Jones Quartey or Noelle Stevenson are doing the same thing, they don't have to make an inclusive, meaningful or emotional show in any way, but they just do because they want to. This doesn't mean they can't get critized, but if we're getting "preachy" shows it's just because they want to do that, and they try to make it in a more subtle way than those 80's PSA cartoons. That's the best way to normalize those things in my opinion

They got a cross human mutation from Splinter's human DNA, it's why they're humanoid, nigga

Femzuko is for sexual?

>w-why is he saying my waifu's thread is bad
>HE MUST BE GAY

No. Tits make everything better

She is for Heirbending

fuck you

>people responding to this saying people wouldn't lose there shit when black april shit posting still happens
>at the same time as people tweaking balls over raph being leader even temporarily within the current show.
they absolutely fucking would and the board would never hear the fucking end of it.

Raph hands down. I like to think that at some point the other turtles would have enough of her shit and gangbang her to her, her place.

No.
You have to be 18 to post here.

You're a hypocritical twat dude. You would complain fucking regardless, but then youd turn around and brag about all the fapping you do yo this show you hate as if anyone's impressed.

Drakken's a literal genius though. He's goofy, not stupid, and his plans fail because he's a petty supervillain that isn't going to just hire someone to murder Kim and her entire family.

why do we genderbend the characters, what makes us desire something that will never happen?

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>muh peepee hard

I like the assorted eye mask bandanas, looks cute.
>April looks like a bishie instead of a chad/bara
the only part they fucked up

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Don't you Oof me with your trips!

Why are tits too far fetched biologically, when teeth, vocal cords, the abilities to see and hear, and walk upright for the turtles in general, are not?

Especially when they look cute like that? Come on now, be consistent.

POST A LINK TO THE LEWDS YOU FAGGOT

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Girl Donnie is cute
CUTE

DONNIE A CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

I mean, yeah. As in, you suck dick. As in, you're a faggot. As in, kill your fucking self.

These shorts should be illegal, the things they do

Something about a character's likability and dimensions transcending sexuality, I dunno.

>nerdy girls working out along side slightly chubby/athletic ones...

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it's a mental illness, take your meds psycho

Turtle sex noises were used for the Veliciraptor vocalizations in Jurassic Park (because this thread is here twice for some reason).

That little faggot has his own jet airplane

what is wrong with your brain to think this is anything but disgusting?

Your values are a relic of the past, skinhead.

let the men have there fun, I think it's sweet.

I'm a heterosexual male.

It implicitly showcases what's wrong with society. Women are worth more. So turning a character into a woman makes him worth more. And these incels cheer it on because they have fetishized their own worthlessness.

I sometimes like to see women becoming muscular men in my art tho.

Probably the same thing that makes me sexually attracted to them.

>Rule 63 Michelangelo
>big breasted valley girl

God damn you, Yea Forums...

you other thread is barely past 200 posts, spammy calm down

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Stop politicizing this and just let us have fun.

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this artist could make a ton off of patreon drawing female tmnt comic

I will do everything in my power to get salmonella

Yes I agree

It's not political, it's the psychological reality underlying the schism in society. Men have been made to be worthless and they know it, so the only defense mechanism they have is muh dick.

Anyone whose ego has not been totally destroyed yet is naturally repulsed by it instead.

>AH GAH-RON-TEE!

It's only art ok? I'm sorry if you feel this way tho, I hope your day gets better. You sound like a nice guy btw.

I'm glad someone like you is happy to let me jack off to turtles in peace. Unsung hero.

based

Then just ignore this thread. Why subject yourself to something you hate?

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Who told you all that shit? Bet you a million bucks it was another miserable dude who has trouble making friends

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user, you're misunderstanding something. This is just "weird thing drawn as pretty girl makes my penis happy"
There's nothing about worth or gender roles in this.

I don't know what you mean by that user, but I'm not mad at you or anything. I'm just saying you're taking this thread too seriously.

There's a whole board dedicated to incessant political outrage if you're into that.

>Any of those women
>Attractive

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