Why did a black man who adores white people above all else mastered an overhyped farm tool invented by Asian people?
Why did a black man who adores white people above all else mastered an overhyped farm tool invented by Asian people?
Wyatt Thompson
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Liam Anderson
Asians not any different from the white man so eh
Hudson Rogers
He had to learn martial arts for one of his 47 part time jobs. Naturally he took classes from a white man.
Luke Fisher
Techniques are came from/are derived from Asians.
Carson Rivera
Asains are just yellow niggers.
Cooper Green
*Techniques that came from/are derived from Asia.
Leo Thomas
Because martial arts were perfected by the white men like Chuck Norris, Stephen Seagal and Jean-Claude van Damme.
Charles Lewis
>Asians not any different from the white man so eh
You wish twinkie and/or weeb.
Yellow monkeys might have come up with the basics but it took white men to perfect it.
Ethan Ortiz
That is not a black man.
Isaiah Murphy
Fuck you user, you beat me to it.
Elijah Edwards
because it's a movie reference, and the white man didn't have any good about cool fights that didn't have either bad karate, copious splits, or dull looking aikido, at the time
Blake Murphy
Cease your wagging tongue lest a real white kung-fu master snatches it out of your head.
Jordan Allen
Everybody knows Kung Fu was mastered by the white men, such as Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, and Woody Allen.
Jaxson Parker
Blacks love kung fu movies.
Benjamin Hernandez
Please explain how the fuck nuchuks are a farm tool?
Owen Hughes
Because it’s sick.
Aiden Baker
Honorary Aryans.
Alexander Perry
You use them to harvest your woodchuck crop. That's why they're called nonechucks.
Cooper Harris
Today it would be just considered cultural appropriation
RIP American cartoons
Ethan Bailey
Jacob Sanchez
>Yellow monkeys might have come up with the basics but it took white men to perfect it.
Christian Taylor
Grain thrashing
Samuel Perez
And Hulk Hogan
Mason Anderson
That would be a great dialogue for the uncle
Logan Cruz
Maybe he just thought they were cool. There are other aspects to his personality, you know.
Josiah Edwards
>Farm tool invented by asians
What? How can you be sure they invented it? Osiris is always depicted with a grain flail. Show me asian depiction older as osiris depictions.
And the one headed flail was later commonly used around mediterenean agriculture.
Jacob Ross
Thar looks like a short multi-tailed whip
Ethan Barnes
I always wondered why they have so many names, is it just regional? Nunchucks, nuchuks, nunchaku, the fuck is that all about?
Adam Ortiz
What? Its origin isn't a farm tool.
Jonathan Jones
fuck I read this in his voice
Ayden Moore
Why couldn't he fight the Hateocracy though?
Jackson Garcia
Lucas Russell
Than its a very ineffecient whip. Regarding the ones they found.
And Osiris is the god of havest too. He is associated with the nile. So he wears the tools of sheperd, animal harvest, and the grain flail, plant harvest.
Hudson Price
>Woodchuck
Isn't that an animal?
Levi Gutierrez
Because they're modern and Burce Lee invented them for use in American movies. In the American films, they were called nunchucks, because in English you pluralize thing by putting an 's' at the end. In Japanese, you pluralize things by putting a 'u' at the end. So some weaboos decided the proper pronunciation for "nunchucks" was "nunchaku" because that's how the Japanese say it.
Isaac Jenkins
>implying nunchaku have the same origins as flails
Austin Moore
To be like the greatest martial artist of all time aka Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, and Dolph Lundgren. Now I know what you're gonna say yer gonna say oh but what about Bruce Lee he was the greatest ever. Well if he was so great why are all the White martial artist still alive.
Eli Myers
No nunchucks and the power gap being too big
Blake Garcia
BTFO
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Daniel Parker
Literally every man who was alive in the 70's owns a pair of nunchucks.
Seriously go ask your dad
Christian Young
How the fuck do you even farm with a nunchuck?