Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

>Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Well, Yea Forums?

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>How tough are ya?
Tough enough to take a shit, suck it back in my ass and shit it out again.

Strong enough to cry.

I watched the Adventure time finale ending sequence without shedding a single tear

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I read Bendis speak without skipping any panels.

>How tough are ya?
I watched every Nu-Spongebob episode

I chase my liquor with water.

i watched the entire season of Inhumans

I think Kazuma Kiryu with Korra is the best crossover ship in the entire world, because Kiryu is a glorified Mako

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I was in a fandom for two years before I started jacking off to it's porn.

I killed me brother and dad then died in a nuclear blast

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I've been watching the corpse of Yea Forums rot for ten years. Without any milk.

The Unfunnies got a laugh out of me.

I marathoned the entirety of Angela Anaconda, and didn't cringe once.

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But did you nut?

Oh
Look
It's
This
Thread
Again

Had to make me show you how tough I am huh

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So did everyone else on this board.

I fucking masturbated todayy
pic related, it's me cumming

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I watch shojo anime
Yeah so?
And then create guro art of the cutest girls

I'll have you know I'm a jarcofag and only cried for 2 days when the ship died.

I’ve read every single David Willis slipshine comic without any edits

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I had consensual sex with my lovely wife,while holding hands,fingers interlocked and told her i loved her from the bottom of my heart and want to start a family with her

Miss me with that gay shit

I'll have you know only 2 tears ran down my cheek when Uncle Aaron died in Spider-Verse