ITT : Hard decisions

Its ok, they are mutant turtles

>hard
The Michelangelo one is the fattest, so no, this isn't a hard decision at all

>hard
Mikey is the thiccest and probably the lewdest

Hmmmmmmm. I'd take that Raphaella.

Mike (Michelle?) looks cuddly thicc

The comic by Chochi is pretty good. Wish he would do more of Fem Splinter.

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Leo likes it in the butt

Why is the dumb one always the one with the GIANT honkers?

If the male turtles don't fuck humans what makes you think the female turtles will.

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You gotta take the points in Chest from somewhere else, its a point buy system.

How is this a hard decision? Michelangelo has the biggest tits, is super fun-loving and probably open to all kinds of kinky stuff in the sack.
The others don't even come close!

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STOP!!! DO NOT CORRUPT MY BRAIN WITH YOUR FURFAG SORCERY!!!

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Donna bc she’s slim thicc and nerdy. Perfect qt material.

"You know rats are naturally ticklish"~

Mikey looks like she'd be the horniest, but Donnie looks like she's probably a kinky fujo and Raph seems like she'd fuck you into a crater.

Leo's probably a dead fish.

What are you going on about?..

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The only females I've ever desired in TMNT are Alopex and maybe Sally who needs to grow out her hair a bit. But mostly Alopex, that fluffy tail. Shame she's a Raphael whore.

>r63 /fit/ rat milf.
This is the kind of shit I have an internet connection for.

Yea Forums used to love Alopex and posted her, but then it just stopped. The fan love just dropped.

Oh, there's something hard in this thread alright...

Because fictional women have no control once they sense the D nearby.

Chochi. Always a good choice.

They may be fiction, but if WRITTEN realistically they wouldn't bother with beta men or dweebs or social outcasts from outside their species.

decisions, decisions

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Am I the only one who finds it strange how you never seem to find sexy anthro turtle girls? You can always find vixens or bunny girls, but never turtle girls. In fact the last turtle character I saw in media was Oogway from Dreamwork's movie and he's a male.

Blasphemy!

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prolly cuz of the lack of hair

Its not like Furries don't already slap hair on reptiles anyway

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>implying

I've seen plenty of female anthros who don't have hair on their heads, look at how popular Renamon is. And no there is a distinction between fur and having hair to pull off a hair style with. So lack of hair isn't the issue here. And frankly Renamon is more popular than fox girls who have hair like Krystal or Carmelita Fox.

It just seems odd how to get sexy turtle anthros artists resort to Rule 63 of pre-existent male characters such as the TMNT.

Fuck the furshit give me this

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Even Nintendo does it Bowser is a reptile who unusually has hair (and his koopalings also have hair). It's ironically the regular common koopas who don't have hair and instead of muzzles they got turtle beaks.

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>biggest breasts
>likes to hang out and have fun
>would love having sex at the drop of a hat
Mikey hands down.

Here's the actual objectively correct answer.

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A Rocksteady is fine too.

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Would you Chochi's Dobson?

How would she behave?

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What are their names? Michellangelo? Raphielle?

She's a swell girl, always ready to pop in and have a gas at the drop of a pin.

Your pelvis would not survive.

super salmonella, great

You don't know that, they might give you a sexually transmitted infection that cures cancer.

You have to fuck these turtle girls for Science, and document your findings in explicit detail.

Michelle is the only obvious answer to this and probably a horny bisexual babe

I welcome it.

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You just know that these two are a package deal and if you get one you get the other.

Exactly why your pathetic human body would be snapped in two!
2 girls that weight over 400lbs and 7ft would be too much for any guy to handle.

Loleo has some major sex eyes

The only choice you are making here is salmonella

ohhh sweet merciful christ

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>new ep
>see this
huge buff clumsy mutant gf, when?

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>When your flow is heavy

No Sir, I don't like it.

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>watching without hearing her little grunt
It's not the same

I wanna sat Donatella for the personality, but those Michelle titties are awfully tempting.

>splinter doubting himself
>not teaching april that patience is the key and to not overestimate yourself
shit/10

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Michelle: Airheaded bimbo. She loves her sisters and wants to have fun, but can be annoying. Can as in usually.

Donna: A smart gal but modest. She claims genius is the result of hard work. Still loves compliments and will show off to fish for them though.

Cleo: The responsible one. She's trying to be serious and dependable but in truth she wants to be as carefree as the others. Because she sees her position as a burden, she gets super pissed at people questioning her because they're making her unpleasant business harder.

Raphaelle: Raphaelle is confident hotblood. Complicating things is a bother, which is why she prefers directness and simplicity in both interactions and plans.

Split'er: The momma rat has a soft spot and hard fists. Don't hurt her young.

That is nice and all but which one will the man enjoy fucking the most.

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>Split'er
I hardly know 'er.

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Disgusting.
It's Donny that Raph is supposed to play tonsel hockey with.
Speaking of which, how would SplintHer react to lesbionics between the turtles?

Take your pick.

Michelle: The silly girl wants to go on a date with a boy. She takes you to where she likes to hang out for fun, but soon the two of you find yourselves fighting a mutant in the dark alleys or a closed amusement park. The date is ruined. You walk Michelle home to her waiting mother and apologize for the night. She says it's okay because she had fun and kisses you on the cheek.

Donna: Donna tries to impress you with her experimental machines or computer tricks. You are bored, or at least she thinks you are, and panics. She trolls and hacks around the internet until you're both over your head. Before you know it, you're helping her hack a laser satelite to shoot a server before a hacker tracks her.

Cleo: You spend the night on a rooftop, bonding with Cleo over letting things off your chests. You agree to support eachother and develop a deeper understanding. Cleo leans on you and tells you to spoon her because you're clueless. You jokingly reply that she's bossy.

Raphaelle: Raphaelle strokes your flame by warming up like a gym thot in front of you. She tells you what turns her on in a man. Guts, strength, tenacity. Then she challenges you to spar with her...

Split'er: You accidentally find a pornographic scroll among Split'er's other scrolls. Momma Rat tells you of how she was raised as a fighter; with no consideration of gender and it's needs. Needs that have caught up to her. Motherhood and companionship. Now that you know of her relief methods, she's going to include you whether you like it or not.

It's the same choice as it's always been, Mikey or Donnie.

Mikey would be fun and watch cheesy movies with you and you would split pizza and laugh a lot. Then in the bedroom you'd be fucking like wild animals, climbing on shit and having surprise sex all over the city in precarious places.

Donnie would be more calm and thoughtful, she'd tell you things she thought were cool and interesting and watch more sci fi and documentaries while you dated. And then build crazy machines that would make fucking an experience, tying you up and hooking you up all all kinds of pleasure machines.

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Not gonna lie....dem lips are nice on Krang. Would let succ.

Females hit their sexual peak at around 35. Momma rat would be in prime cougar age.

Someone needs to invent a dating sim based off of this.

*sweating-towel-guy.jpg*

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God I wish that was me.

>mfw this entire thread

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rats are rather famous for being hornballs and you could roll in pervy martial arts teacher too for fun

Raphaelle and Cleo, definitely. I mean, could you imagine if they started wrestling on top of you while rubbing their crotches on your oiled up body? Haha, wouldn't that be hilarious. Just for laughs n-nothing more.

>Raphaelle and Cleo
Do you people pride yourselves in being the absolute worst at naming something?

>Implying the two of you wouldn't compare and contrast the values and virtues of Space Trek and Galaxy Wars like the nerds you are
>Implying you wouldn't MST3K the fuck out of some cheesy B-Movie Sci-fi flicks together while watching the still cheesy Hollywood Sci-fi flicks for tech ideas
>Implying you wouldn't be the lovable Diogenes to Donny's Plato

SACRILEGE

Of course they do, because naming it is just one step away from making it an OC.

So, give them better names, faggotinni.

>faggotinni
See? Just shit.

They don't need 'em, sperg.

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faggotron?

>If the male turtles don't fuck humans what makes you think the female turtles will.

So what you’re saying is, go for Donatello, Michelangelo, or Leonardo. All of which lusted after an Arpil in various incarnations.

Ralph is pure furry/scalie

Well you'd need a popular turtle girl to start the trend and no one gives a shit about Venus.

>pathetic human body
>He doesn't want to get/be /fit/ to fuck Amazonian women; then get a good workout/more fit, by fucking them
Never going to make it

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This is nothing but a thinly disguised fetish/furry thread, it should be reported

Well, now.

>Be token human friend of the Fem-Turtles
>Hanging out at the sewer playing vidya with Michelle and Raphi
>They get called out to fight the Foot Clan suddenly, leaving you alone with Splinter
>"Oh, user. Are you still here? Feel free to stay as long as you would like. I shall be meditating in my quarters."
>You read a few comic books while you wait. Eventually, Splinter comes back with a tray of tea.
>"Would you like some tea? A growing boy should keep a healthy diet."
>Somehow you wind up sitting beside Splinter, drinking tea.
>"Would you like to try some sushi? It is an ancient family recipe."
>By this point you're starting to feel a bit uncomfortable as Splinter quietly observes you drinking and eating.
>"Hold still a moment, user."
>Splinter reaches into her bosom and draws a napkin, dabbing it at your mouth with a nurturing expression.
>""How unbecoming~ Such a messy young man~"
>You start to feel as if it might be time to leave when Splinter excuses herself and returns with some sake.
>"Have you ever tried sake? It is a Japanese rice wine. I know you are not permitted to drink at your age, but it could be our little secret, hmm?"
>After drinking some Sake and reminiscing on past adventures with Splinter, she seems to become emboldened by the drink, her usual stern expression becoming more relaxed.
>"Are you afraid of me, user? Please, sit closer."
>You awkardly shift towards Splinter as you start to notice the curves of her body in ways you haven't done before. She manages to catch you wandering eye and offers a coy smile in return.
>"My, but you've grown fast. Those early days where you scampered around with my girls seem but a distant memory now."
>Splinter seems to be leaning towards you know, pressing against you ever so softly.
>"Such a strapping young man. I'm sure you've broken your fair share of hearts, mm?"
>Splinter's hand moves towards your head as she brushes some stray hairs aside with doting affection.
>Con't

>"You know, it can get rather lonely down in these dank sewers. My girls mean the world to me, but a woman... can thirst for more unconventional joys."
>You're practically frozen stiff now as Splinter slowly moves her hand down your neck, slinking behind you and massaging your shoulders.
>"You'll forgive me for overstepping my bounds. You appear tense. Surely I'm not that hideous, am I?"
>She leans over your shoulder with a smile that's somehow both motherly and seductive.
>"Are you, perhaps, inexperienced with women?"
>She takes your stammering response as confirmation and closes her eyes with a throaty chuckle.
>"You know, kunoichi have been trained in the inner workings of the anatomy. Its energy, its vulnerabilities... We are quite adept at inflicting pain on our enemies... And, on occasions where a gentler touch is required..."
>She leans in to whisper hot breath into your ear.
>"Pleasure."
>By now she's started to unbutton your shirt and gently disrobe you, planting soft kisses down your neck.
>"Would you like that, young man? Would you like me to teach you of such pleasures?"
>Your shirt is off. Splinter runs her hands across your now exposed chest and nibbles at your ear, smiling bemusedly at your sharp reaction.
>"It could be our little secret."

Of course they do, mongrel. They are rule 63d of already established, iconic characters and so the names must remain, though 63d themselves to match. It's not like we're coming up with new names entirely, because they ALREADY exist. Get a grip, sweety desu.

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>announcing reports
>greentext
The two sides of stupidity, when it comes to setting up a thread for deleting.

This is just plain old stupid.

>so the names must remain
>Raphaelle and Cleo
You poor dumb slut.

More?

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Mikey is the only choice here. If you disagree then you haven't been beaten down by life enough yet.

>then you haven't been beaten down by life enough yet.
>he has to rely on a manic pixie dream girl to bring him out of his slump and teach him how to love life again

Uhh, yeah.

Ok, Raphaella and Leonarda? Or perhaps Lena? Leona?

>he thinks he has to rely on a manic pixie dream girl to bring him out of his slump and teach him how to love life again
Probably a virgin.
Yes, certainly a virgin.

If I go full lewd the thread's dead, baby

It depends on the question. If I want someone to fool around with Michelle is the way to go but If I want something more serious then the other 3. There are many pros and cons to each relationship.

That's what we have pastebin for.

I thought the same, but then I saw Donatello's thighs.

Leonore/Leonora

That's what are short for, but fine I guess.

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Not a virgin, which is exactly how I know that Mikey is the objectively correct choice and the others are false. Horny happy girls are fun, dealing with some crazy bitch is not fun.

Donnatello
Michelleangelo
????
????

Yea Forums isn't a place for fun anymore, gotta think about the advertisers and femanons

STOP CORRUPTONG MY MIND!
STOOOOOP

Have fun getting pegged or just fucked until your pelvis is fucking dust

>No one's posted Fem!Leatherhead
BOO!

>No April as a turtle
>No shiny shell tits squeezed into that mostly-zipped-up banana-yellow jumpsuit

baka

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Michelle looks like the type of girl that if you mentioned threesomes she would be down for one. The rest would either be pissed, laugh it off or breakdown the reasons why a threesome would be a bad idea.

Those DSLs she had were insane if memories serve.

Michelle would only be interested in MMF. Raph would be game for FFM but then she'd spend all her time focusing on the other girl and would later come out as a lesbian and break up with you

Did Chochi ever say what fucked FemRaph up before that comic took place?

Mikey obv.

>Not a big fan of any of them as males
>Immediately becomes impossible to pick a favorite when they're girls
The pussy pass is real.

here i come to say the day
also throwing in the other ones just for fun

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>the lip stick
I'm going to hell

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Fem Mikey is the best but who would be the worst. My vote would be Fem Raph. She would be angry all the time and look for shit to argue about. The make up would be great but not worth it.

i like to think that since these are based off the 80s cartoon that this casey is doing a gruff voice and is off her rocker

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>she'd spend all her time focusing on the other girl and would later come out as a lesbian and break up with you
Will she let me watch her have lesbian sex if so then I would be OK.

FemCasey will never grutally growl at you as she rides your dick

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i forgot part one

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> she screams goongala!!! as she climaxes on your dick.
I can't take this.

I remember an user talking about how she'd try to Dom but fold like a house of cards as soon as you resisted and I found the idea really hot.

no love for the r63 Rise TMNT?

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nobody better go dissin' my fly girl

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>tfw no ABSOLUTE UNIT fem!Raph to crush you in her massive, muscled arms
These are some really good edits, you got a sauce?

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Mikey barely looks different

Mikey looks like the kind of slut who's only a slut because guys can easily trick her into sex.

Donnie looks like one of those repressed nerd girl sluts who's kinky as shit.

Leo looks like a proud and open slut who knows what she's got and flaunts it.

Raph looks pretty pure desu

>These are some really good edits, you got a sauce?

sorry, user. I just got these from the r63 edit threads that pop up here from time to time.

wider hips, mate. here's a different take from an artist

accurate descriptions, mt good man.

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Chochi is definitely a Mihoshi fan

Incorrect. Donatella is definitely a closet turboslut

All four confess to you at the same time.
How quickly does it go to shit?

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I don't want to be on the same board as anyone who doesn't pick the loli.

Shit-taste, boss. That and Raph not being truly buff is what throws those shitty designs off.

Is it weird that I'm annoyed they changed mikey's weapons?

>You will never have 4 qt mutant sisters fighting over you
Why live

No.

did this actually happen or just edits?

>Onii-san! Onii-san! Cowabunga, uguu~!
What the fuck did they do to my nigga Mikey?

The sewer aids will set in after

edits. I wish they'd make a r63 ep tho. adventure time did it and rake in 3 mil views

sure as hell leo's portals will be the cause of that

Mikey was always the most kiddish of the four. His whole thing was boundless enthusiasm and a streak of naivete.

but they've made him a full on loli

You almost sound like you think those are bad things.

how can leo always be the best?
even my love for readheads can't save raph from the hooded cutie

Looks like a magical girl

If I remember right, Mikey is the youngest at 15, while Raph and Donnie are 16, and Leo is 17.

It's weird that Donnie is older than Raph to me, but Raph having middle kid syndrome makes a lot of sense.

I just assumed they were all the same age.

It depends on the continuity. This is the older 87 and I think Mirage ages.

In the 2k3 or Nick one I think they're all 15 but rise goes back to making them different ages, albeit they're not in the same order as before.

Wear a condom.

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>all those deleted posts
truly, they do it for free.

what the fuck is wrong with your brain to think this is anything but disgusting?

>>>/church/

>All four confess to you at the same time.
>How quickly does it go to shit?

As quick as a harem anime

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>As quick as a harem anime
user, for something to "go to shit" it had to not be shit beforehand.

>not being a full-blown flaming barafag after seeing this

u impotent nigga

THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS, user

What are you a faggot?

We have a winner.

It's funny because he deleted clean pics, and stuff less risque than shit like this.Btw he does it for free because this is cropped porn.

WTF why this was deleted??????

Those are pretty good edits (except for the lowest left one). If you told me it was an actual episode, I'd have believed you.

Doncella is kawaii

He does it for free.

Mikey is the loli
Leo is the Ideal Japanese wife
Raph is MAXIMUM TSUNDERE
And Don is a lesbian?

>reptiles
>titties
What?

>ninja
>turtles
What?

They're mutants nigga!

Donatello or Raphael.

Solely because of their thighs and arms. Mike and Leo's are whatever, but theirs has definition. And I'm leaning more so towards Don just because I like the idea of a buff, nerdy waifu.

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So those are just tumors on their chests?

Don is the shy brainy girl

H-how do you know this?

I remember the Turtles coming on Oprah and saying they'd been trying to get April to do that.

No, they were mutated to have humanoid traits.

>Happy go lucky energetic one
>Shy smarty pants
>The leader of the bunch
>Overly aggressive and angry girl

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>I like the idea of a buff, nerdy waifu.
You and me both, brother.

pink yellow purple blue

Why do you hate tits so much

I just want my porn to be anatomically accurate. I bet they don't even have proper cloacas.

It's still correct because their mutation made have a substantial amount of human DNA broh

My dick got hard in fear.

Does anyone have a link to the first two pages?

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Why is Leo giving me bedroom eyes while talking about wisdom?

I like Monika, but I feel like I'd like Raphael or Michelangelo more than Leonardo.

MUTANTS

>reptiles
>titties
>What?

Nah man. The real question you have to ask is: Do they lay eggs?

deviantart.com/chochi/gallery/49115892/Comics

>loli mikey
wow

Yuck, as GIRLS? OP just wants to contract the cuties, doesn't he?

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Doki Doki Ninja club when?

Hell YEAH I wanna contract cuties!

Is this Based Flick?

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Maybe?

>Pelvis
>Not the fucking Face.

yeah, he wishes

Its okay I didnt need to walk anyway

>Hard
Don

Cleo, especially if the conversation's balanced.
Donna otherwise.

>Cowabunga, uguu~!

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Turtle sex noises were used for the Veliciraptor vocalizations in Jurassic Park.

>You will never get one of the girls to make raster noises as they cum
Yet another reason to die

>two threads for the same thing
why

Because Yea Forums isn't a generals board.

May as well ask, which TMNT female would be the best one for Giantess style interaction. Sally? Come on don't disappoint especially since this place likes Giantesses.

>We're all so lonely that we have to fantasize about fucking teenage female mutant turtles with ultra salmonella
I mean, i love it here Yea Forums please never change. But it just hit me how sad this is.

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Yet if we post an ACTUAL female anthro, let alone have dedicated threads to anthro females like Alopex, Callie Briggs, Renamon, etc we end up with a dead thread.

Don't think about it

I was in a perfectly happy relationship for quite some time until she decided I wasn't worth it anymore, thank you very much. I'm going to get salmonella and die and there's not a god damn thing you can do to stop me.

I'm a widower. Human females are not worth it. Just about everyone I talk to who is or has been married agrees.

Well, look at it like this: it could be much worse.

I hope you find the right woman someday, you seem like a nice guy. You deserve love.

iirc it was TheMightFenek

>DURR HURR NO GENRULSSS ALOUD!!!!1!!!
>WHO CARE IF IT CLOG BOARD WITH REDUNDANT THREADS!?
I'll never understand it

I didn't expect sad anons to be here

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You know those tits are covered by solid turtle plastron, right?

See

geez man, lay off. let these poor anons fantasize fucking these anthro female turtles

What's wrong with the names? The only other variants I can think of:

Donatello: Donatella (this is the Italian feminine form of the name, preexisting but rare outside Italy)

Leonardo: Leonora or Leona, maybe Lea/Leia (still prefer Cleo)

Michaelangelo: Michaela-Angela or Michelle-Angela

Raphael: Raphaella (female form of the name more common in Brazil, surprisingly)

>>We're all so lonely that we have to fantasize about fucking teenage female mutant turtles with ultra salmonella

Do the ninja turtles have a super immune system?
Considering they live in the sewer, theyll have diseases much worse than salmonella.

>400lbs of rhino ass on your face

God speed, user.

Leonardo, duh

> draw something with 90% female form
> "wow you're attracted to this? that's so sad"

oh no

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And unlike other properties given TMNT is ALL about rebooting itself across a canon multiverse as Turtles Forever explained that contains and acknowledges Comics, Cartoons, and even Live Action (including Next Mutation as well), the very concept of female turtles not that big of a stretch when you get down to it. Even Mikey in TMNT 2012 semi acknowledged Rule 63 by saying "We're going to get re-mutated all over again! What could happen!?" And Mikey imagines a Rule 63 version of himself and gasps in horror. So a universe where Fem Turtles are the DEFAULT from the beginning isn't really such a unbelievable thing.

May as well ask, which TMNT female would be the best one for Giantess style interaction. Sally? Come on don't disappoint especially since this place likes Giantesses.

I cry on her shoulder and let her cry on mine. It'll be a mess.

Shouldn't femSplinter be in her mid-60s at least?!?

wrong!
stupid-ass slut

What do you get if you fuck mistress splinter?

Rabies.

Oh god, it's penetrated my heart, my soul has no hope. I...I want to protect those smiles....
I never had a chance did I, bros?

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Does that mean she's always rabid? Preferably for my cock?

I know this is a burn, but It has me laughing too hard to feel the pain.

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This is Maribel Guardia, 59 years old, askjeeves this woman. She'll be 60 this year.

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>I didn't expect sad anons to be here
What!?
Are you serious?

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There's nothing wrong with the names. That guy is just a faggot that can't enjoy anything no matter how hard he tries.

The game was rigged from the start.

This is a game I like losing...

A splinter.... But in your urethra.

How is that. A hard decision? Mike,always.

I really don't get why with all of Yea Forums's projects we haven't yet tried to make our own dedicated Adolescent Anthro Animal Action Association.

Depends on what continuity. Was she human before or a mutated rat?

I'd be hilarious if it was actually successfull maybe it's the closet furry drive that's been lacking on all of our projects.

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Has TMNT ever really stated how old Splinter is? His age seems to fluctuate every series from very old, to in his 40's.

Rat aids.

A fuckton Rat-humanoid babies

I'll roll those dice.

I personally would think that the diseases people say you'd catch from them would be negated by good hygiene.

Where do you think we are?

I don't, it's just far stretch in that case.

I wanna smooch all the turtles

Gonna be honest, i have never looked into what happens when you fuck a turtle.

Like, on their foreheads?

They live in a sewer user

Eh, the Jojo project did pretty well despite all of the bitching about it.