*throws the object to your left at you*

*throws the object to your left at you*

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A mug warmer. Whoopee do dah. Even plugged in, it wouldn't hurt much.

>A radiator
Ah boy

A coffee mug. Yeah, that'll probably hurt.

>My trusty watch that has been at my side for over 6 years
It'll never hurt me.

>hardcover volume of Battle Royale

I fucking hate concussions goddamnit

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>empty bag of carrots
Yep, Bullseye ain't staying in house for long

>jar of loose change
I’m so fucked....

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>Pillow
Ha ha, get fucked fag

>bag of fruit chews

Hey thanks!

To everyone that say they're safe.

Famous last words.

I reached to my left without looking, got a spoon and a carpenters pencil. Could have been worse, theres a mortar (and pestle) over there too.

A tablet stylus. If I cover my face I'll be okay yeah?

>cup of tea, empty bowl, books
What a cunt.

An oreo. If it lands in my mouth it's probably okay. Thanks Bullseye!

...my dog?

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>Skittles.

>a window
What???

Oh dear. A towel. I am undone.

>ketchup bottle
It doesn't really matter desu. He killed a rat with a booger.

empty plate, bbq sause, a fork.

not the bbq sause!

>all these casuals thinking they'd survive
you'd all be fucking dead as doornails, especially this motherfucker right here

My back-bag where I keep my work-sandals. Oh no.

>concussions
your skull just got caved in, son, this is Bullseye we're on about

>Marvel Legends Bullseye
w-whoa...

That motherfucker just killed a motherfucker with his own motherfucking figurine

>Empty soda can
Well lucky I didn't dispose of this yet, or else I'd have a big PC desktop thrown at me

>a pillow
Phoneposting from bed saved me once again.

Small cashmere blanket. Oh nooooooooes.

good luck trying to lift my entire bed i guess

At bus stop. Bullseye chucks a car at me.

... I mean... We have bigger concerns.

A tile wall in a bathroom stall. Squish if he can move it.

A moderately sized painting? That's gonna hurt.

This cocksucker just initiated the pillow fight of his life.

>pizza

redpill me on bullseye, how lethal is this?

Stuffed crust?

If it's thin crust, you're decapitated. If it's deep dish you'll live, but you won't live well.

>a beanie
I think I'm actually safe.

Aluminum can, I'm super fucking dead.

My D&D campaign notes. My mom did say this game was dangerous.

Thanks for the cellphone charger, Bullseye. I WAS running low.

NOT MY EMPEROR SERIES COLD STEEL KATANA

Currently in bath. Toilet is to my left. Is there any way an every day joe even has a hope of surviving if bullseye is throwing an entire toilet at you? I mean, fuck, if he just wants to be quick about it, just the lid is enough to kill my poorly prepared body. But the entire fixture? What the fuck could you do but just die?

An open jar of ghost pepper salsa. This is a problem.

>single sheet of paper

>A napkin
oh boy, time to get papercuts until i bleed dry

>Red Rooster Hot Sauce

MY EYES! ARGGG

But it sure is tasty.

>eraser
I’m dead no matter what, but ok.

>waiter's corkscrew
Yeah, that'd do it.

Buddy you just got suffocated. at least that’s a pretty peaceful way to go.