You know gots super powers

>A dark chocolate with hot peppers in it
I guess I become a black guy with fire or magma powers?
Not too bad.

I'd call myself the salamander or something.

> Steamed millet with butter and herbs topped with seasoned poached eggs and a side of roasted asparagus.

I have no idea. You decide.

>Granny Smith apple
Anything I touch can turn pleasingly tart

I thought jews couldn´t eat pig?

>Semen

???

>Hotdog water
Call me: "CRISIS MAN! On the verge of suicide due to bad decisions!

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>Chocolate covered granola bar
I look like I satisfy but I really don't

>Literally just had ramen for lunch
Oh God, I’m Naruto now
Sexy no jutsu though...

Wait, on second thought, maybe it’s end of series godMode Naruto?
It was actual restaurant ramen...

>Potato
Electricity powers.

>Crepes
I can now flatten, fold, roll and wrap.

Over complex snob man who sits by himself and eats alone. So your super powers would be to bore criminals to death.

>Quaker oatmeal
Quakerman: The power of TEN Quakers

>A lettuce wrap breakfast burger.
I have the power of ketosis.

>Pork Rinds
I become Peter Porker, nice.

Super Strength and Reflexs from the potassium.

>Pork Rinds
You become the Great Gluten, you can expand your size and mass at will.

>Pretzels
I have the power to contort into MAKING PEOPLE THIRSTY

The fuck-all powers would I get from tikka masala? The power to cause indigestion?

>bacon, egg, and cheese burrito with guacamole
Killer farts?

The ability to project immense capsicum heat, like a pepper spray blast, blinding and choking opponents.

The ability to enrage Vegans, and Texans, because I put put 12 oz of heirloom tomatoes in it.

The Bullhorn, the ability to impale people who criticize my supremacy from length of a rodeo ring.

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A TV dinner with a can of pringles and a monster. I stress eat when I code. I'm disgusting.

Had some Mozzarella Sticks, so probably have teeth that can bite through anything.

I ate a hamburger so I get invited to the Green Lantern Corps.

>Ramen
I have been chosen to carry on his legacy

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The so called noddles you find in spaghetti
Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nothingness_Manipulation

Mashed potatoes, fish sticks and broccoli.
So does that make me some sort of Aquaman/Poison Ivy hybrid? Although I've got no idea where the potatoes come in...

It means you're a gay fish.

Gay fish? LOL! I'll take it. :D Thanks, user!

AIDS or impregnating anything.

ate pic related just now. I make people shit their pants at a consistent time every day?

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>Shrimp-crawfish-étouffée

I.... have no idea.

Flammin Hot Cheetos
so i either get fire or spicy powers or something involving cheese dust. well maybe being able to spread spicy dust would be like pepper spray. not so bad

If fiber is making you shit your pants you may have to see a doctor about that.

Sprees
I guess maybe jumping really high or running fast or shooting sprees outta my fuckin mouth

Man, I'm hungry.. .

Swamp magic or you become part crustacean.

Unwind yourself into spaghetti width string; fire yourself, choke people out, squirm around, make bows.

The power of life user. You can create little minions.

I had a fruity monster, what do?

>buffalo chicken sandwich
Something involving thermodynamic manipulation or courage empowerment.
Spear tendrils for the asparagus for sure, and something related to daylight or the sun for the millet with eggs.
Unbound spirit, considering how tikka masala is traditionally prepared in its own pot in a clay oven.
Ductility manipulation, considering how the oat strands are bundled into the bites.

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Self-cloning and hivemind.

>What powers do I get anons?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ig70brsVHyo
Purest kino.

Nice.

>A burger
Fuck yeah All Might time.

>tostada with meat, cheese and some vegetables
Idfk, any ideas?

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Power replication, but it only lasts for an amount of minutes equal to your age in months.

The age in months thing seems convoluted, maybe just the age? Also power replication sounds nice

>fried eggs and sausage
I don't fucking know.

i ate fried chicken

>Sausage
Big penis man.

>yogurt
Super Gay

Beef brisket, clam chowder, cornbread, and a glass of lemon water

Had 1ft sub of the day.
Dick is now 1ft and i stay white

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>Taco

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>Turkey
Lean protein, so super strength but I have to be a skinny motherfucker.

> A cup of instant ramen.
I get the power to grow hundreds of long and wavy Hentaiesque tentacles, I guess?
Then crime is sooo fucked now.

All bananas are clones. you get the power to make copies of yourself.

You tell me.

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Rice crackers
Get to expand my muscles to massive tumor size

>Coffee Cake
I become Asmongold?

Custard.

protein shake. did i just get super strong?

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You have the superpower to drink literal gallons of semen

What power do salted capers give?

>eat crispy rice cereal
>im fucking asian

I AM POT STICKER MAN. MY SKIN IS REPLACED BY NOODLES AND MY INSIDES BY SHREDDED VEGETABLES AND PORK

It's a longer amount of time for you to have those powers.
>(your age x 12) + months since last birthday

Daylight empowerment and lust manipulation.
Stasis or mania inducement.
Congratulations, you're the new envoys of Poseidon!
Strategy Mastery.
Could also be stasis inducement, or material condensation.

Beef/turkey dogs

I just ate some ravioli

Now I know the formuoli

oreos
i cant tell what i get

I didn't eat these recently, but which powers would each of these give?
Mayonnaise
sour skittles
your last baby tooth
pic related
bees
kerosene
and... The Double Big Cheese McAngus Bacon Double Tasty

>A spicy Slim Jim
Uhhhhh
Am I half of super skrull?

Yes, but not the half you were expecting.

>the last thing you ate gave you powers

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oatmeal chocolate chip

something involving fiber I guess

These threads are the worst because no specific powers come from any specific food
there are only food groups

ate something sour?
acid powers
spicy?
fire powers
beefy?
super strength
fish?
water powers

that's so dumb
this is so dumb
this is dumb too

I hate these threads

>spaghetti

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Answer

>Raspberry Pim's
I can become squishy or hard whenever I want
>Implying I already don't do this

>cucumber
The power to become 96% water..?

>Swamp magic

So, I become a New Orleans Voodoo Man?

HONEY-ROASTED CHIPOTLE PUMPKIN AND SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

TREMBLE BEFORE MY POWERS OF HONEY AND CHIPOTLE, MORTALS.

I just had a star crunch cookie. I live inside a plastic cocoon and am made of candy rice

I ate eggnog flavored icecream. I am the spirit of christmas.

Oh, sweet, so, like Fat Gum.
It's perfect because i'm already a fat fuck.
Pretty sure that's someone's fetish.

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>Chorizo omelette
>Is asian

Um..... hmm.... I have no idea.

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>omelette
You're a part of a delicious and balanced breakfast

>poke bowl

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You can now perform the screw attack.

>egg sandwich

Do I become birdman?

I was thinking more of a low-level Swamp Thing, but Voodoo/Acadian witchcraft mix.

Why do I find the idea of a redneck, voodoo witch doctor so entertaining?

I WILL SPRAY VILLAINS WITH MY FLAMING TOXIC STICKY SEED

Because most depictions of voodoo witch doctors tend to go for the slick southern gothic or tribal aesthetic that's got more of a classical menace to it. Redneck witch doctor seems more fun since he'd be more bumbling, goofy, and welcoming, like he'd invite you in for delicious food and then add 2 ingredients to the same pot to summon a ghost/spirit, only to ask it for tips to make better bait before setting a place at the table for the spirit. He'd be the kind of guy to put out all the stops on the theatrics, smoke and thunder, when describing a spell, only to jump headfirst into the mud to get the ingredients.

Why were you just eating plain white bread?

Ate a potato
I became a shitty meme man

>a glass of corn and a bowl of mac and cheese.
do I gain the ability to turn anything I desire into tiny yellow chunks?

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>Weet Bix
Endless endurance but have to shit every 4 Hours

>spicy chicken ramen

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>a glass of corn

You are either a genetically modified mid-westerner or a barbarian with silk tassels.

>trail mix
Superior physical endurance and vitality.

>Shit dere, boi! You dun fucked ma' pot uh gumbo! Das it, ah'm gonna git ma' cursin' juice dat I learned from Marie Laveau! Puttin' da curse of da' vermin upon you an' makin' everythin' from rats and masquitas to eat ya' alive, boi!
>Belle! Git ma' cursin' stick! I needs ta hop into da' bayou and git some eye a' gator real quick!

I tried.