How was Simba able to fight Scar if he spent all his years lazing about, without practising fighting...

How was Simba able to fight Scar if he spent all his years lazing about, without practising fighting, and with a diet subsisting entirely of bugs?

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Simba may have been a lazy retard but Scar was a lazy retard who nearly starved everyone to death.

Bugs > Starving

Scar was genetically inferior, which is why he had to use trickery to kill Mufasa instead of just beat him up. Simba's shit life style was the only reason the fight was a fight at all.

Because Scar was a lot older. Age related muscle atrophy and osteporosis is no joke and that is why you should work out more, user. You never know if your nephew will show up at your doorstep looking for a fight

Simba grew accustomed to grubs, allowing his body to not only survive, but thrive off of smaller meals, whereas Scar gorged himself and let his ego overwhelm his own natural abilities, which were already lacking.

Pretty sure Nala could take Scar.

Scar was old and a weak shit from the start, that’s partially why no one likes him in the beginning

Scar wasn't exactly practicing Hung Gar in the meanwhile either, dude. Man, looking back this fight is really kind of lame when you think about it. "Lazy douche vs old cunt"

Lion King is really just the story of an old, bitter incel who kills his brother so he's literally the only man in town.

Scar himself admitted at the start of the film that he was genetically inferior to Mufasa(and Simba by extension), that's why he resorted to trickery to do away with the former, and only physically retaliated against the latter when he was literally backed into a corner
How did Scar learn about the gene pool, anyway?

This. Scar let himself go too, was dealing for a while with a growing food crisis while Simba had insect who is one of the best source of protein.

The fuck are you going on about, because they're based on real giant fucking felines that gain genetic traits over years from survival of the fittest which makes them superior carnivores with their claws and muscles and instinctual reactions because its coded into their DNA despite whatever lazy habits they may have.

All these dumb fucking responses.

They established very early on that Scar’s power level is extremely low.
That’s why he needed the hyena to be his enforcers

>They established very early on that Scar’s power level is extremely low.

Which is kinda odd, considering that in nature a darker mane means a lion is sucessful and strong. By having a full, jet-black mane Scar literally should have a power level over 9000, the most powerful lion around.

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How could Scar pull off a musical number where he clearly states his intentions, and nobody noticed? The graveyard wasn't some far off, remote lande, shit was in plain view from Pride Rock.

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>Simba spends years running around a jungle having fun and getting exercise
>Scar hangs out in his cave doing nothing

Yeah, wildlife rehabilitation people never have trouble teaching animals to act like their species, that's not the major problem in their work. They just let that lion that's lazied around in a zoo straight into a pride and he instantly knows how to and has the ability to fight his way to the top. It's just survival of the fittest genetics brah.

Pride Rock is the US, the Graveyard is Mexico, and the hyenas are Mexicans.

Scar played MGS1.

Everyone in The Lion King breaks into a musical number. Mufasa was just glad Scar was doing something productive with his time.

He used to have magic powers but he lost them shortly before the movie starts.

An interesting question, I suppose. For one thing, it was at night, so everyone was probably sleeping rather than looking at the elephant graveyard. Also, the area is very craggy, with a lot of caves and ravines, surrounded by loud hot springs, and much of “Be Prepared” seems to take place at the bottom of one such ravine. The only thing they might see or be likely to hear would be when scar is at the top of the spire at the end.

Mufasa kept the hyenas away so... he was Trump? And Scar is... Hillary? Bernie?

Is this some kind of Lion Guard bs?

Yeah that lazy Simba was always lion around not doing shit.

>lions are superior carnivores
Lions have a 70+% failure rate in their hunts, and get most of their sustenance from other predators' kills, you fucking brainlet. They are shit animals and we only let them thrive because they're valuable as a false cultural power symbol.

That's disneylogic.

So this means we will see Hillary or Bernie throw Trump into a running stampede anytime soon?

No. Did you watch the movie?

No witnesses.

These cute, funny looking African doggos have a whopping 85% hunting success rate!

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So, how was Mufasa's tax policy?

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Awful. Taking an arm and a leg from the workers while leaving the 1% free to sungaze at the top of a rock all day.

>Scar was genetically inferior
Black mane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> light
Scar was unironically superior

That's why Scar is smart and employs the spotted hyenas as hunters, who have 30 - 35% success rate. And unlike weak bois like they don't get bullied away from their kill (Which makes them no less cute or cool)

What the fuck are you on about? Most of the replies were absolutely correct. You're just babbling about nothing.

Bugs are pure protons, m8

Yeah, but compare their build, Mufasa has some serious bulk, while Scar is scrawny, with much less developed jaw (lacking bite strength)

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Simba was a mary sue.

6 feet vs 5'11

bugs have shit ton of protein.
scar is old as fuck

Lion brothers also have no issue both being pride leaders and sharing their bitches. Scar and Mufasa should've realistically been tight as shit, and not even know which of them was Simba's father

Spotted hyenas break even at about 50% success rate. They just usually get their shit stolen by lions

Dark=bad According to Disney.

>according to everyone
ftfy

But then Scar and his conservative stooges destroyed the land. I suppose it would make sense that you would support a despot you know will destroy everything over a Liberal just because they have the same party affiliation.

How did Scar destroy the pridelands anyway? He's a fuckin lion, not like he was in charge of maintaining an I system

Another one of these.

Scar insisted on the lionnesses overhunting in order to gorge himself and his cronies. This meant when the dry season hit, there wasn't enough food to go around.
Now, this would've been OK, except for the fact that Scar refused to do the logical thing and follow the herds because muh pride rock. Scar was willing to let himself and all his subjects starve to death because he didn't want to give up his status symbol.