Bart wasn't born in 2009, he was born 10 years ago. It's a subtle but important difference. In the early seasons Bart was born 10 years ago, which is why everyone was talking about M*A*S*H's final episode (February 1983) in the Flashback episode with Lisa (Lisa's First Word) and in 5 or 6 years or so they'll make refrences to How I met Your Mother ending in another flashback episode.
So Simpsons has a floating timeline right?
When the Simpsons started, I was younger then Lisa. Now I'm homer's age. :-(
How appropiate because no one cares about How I Met Your Mother anymore so referencing the ending as if it's still relevant would be the epitome of dated, aka perfect for a current Simpsons episode.
But you aren't supposed to apply cold water, that'd just irritate the skin even more. You're supposed to apply luke warm water.
I've been told not to apply water at all, but to just apply an antiseptic cream and wrap with gauze.
you have to stop the cooking first, which is the point of running it under water
Is Skinner still a 40-something Vietnam veteran?
Homer gets Ipad lel
Skinner is still a vet, yes. Of which war? Who knows.