Who would win Yea Forums?

Who would win Yea Forums?

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Ruccus. Mother facka can kick some arse.

Carl. Ruckus wouldn't raise his hand against a fellow white man.

Carl is literally immortal.

I'm pretty sure Carl has severe back problems and Ruckus works 76 hours a day doing labor jobs. I would bet on Ruckus' unrestrained gorilla monkey strength over Carl's phlebitis.

he's facing a white man. he'd give up in support of them.

So we are ignoring the fact that everyone knows kung fu on Boondocks?

If we get over the fact that Ruckus would never beat the shit out of a white man, then Carl's immortality would ensure that every time Ruckus beat him to death, he'd just come back with no memory as to what just happened. This would continue until eventually Ruckus dies of exhaustion or Carl finally manages to kill him.

So he should raise Kenny from South Park?

They'd just team up to harass Frylock.

But Frylock's a white supremacist.

>ruckus: what the hell kind of freak of nature is that
>carl: don't look at 'em and pretend they ain't there, that's what i always do
>ruckus: he sounds like a nigger!

Whatever happens, Yea Forums would lose.

thisI'd watch that.

Does Carl get his Foreigner Belt?

A better question is who is funnier which is hard to answer because they both steal the show from the other characters because they are so damn good.

Carl. Didn't even need to think about it

It don't matta. Nunna dis mattas.

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Carl is polish
I don't think Ruccus would consider Polacks
white

Whiter than him.

Uncle Ruckas (no relation) is a single joke. Carl is at least four or five jokes.

Security Man Dan is white, and Ruckus beat his ass.

Ruckus has his limits
Remember Dan?

He was only a competent fighter like twice in the series
Every other time he got curbstomped

Definitely Ruccus, he'll think Carl's a white nigger. Plus, Ruccus would grab that gold chain and strangle him.

Carl isn't afraid of blowing people away with his shotgun. Money is on him.

Carl gets blown the fuck away like every other episode. Ruckus knows the ancient art of the nunchucku, and is trained in several hard working and back breaking jobs where Carl is just a slob. Ruckus got this one.

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We need more of this shit.

I really want to see this crossover happen. Ruckus fucking with Frylock would be hilarious.

Ruckus fuck with Frylock.
Is trying really hard to see the best in Carl for being white. But Carl is a pathetic slob that is actually challenging his views of white people for the first time in his life.
Master Shake acting like an idiot in front of Huey.
Riley bullying Meatwad.
Everyone reacting to all the weird shit that happens in Aqua Team.

It could be hilarious.

I read it as Black breaking jobs

Hey there, Uncle Ruckus.

>Nothing about Boxy Brown
One job, user.

Or hitting them with his car.

Also, Carl never stays dead. He's like a freakin highlander.

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Don't say the n word

This ain't so hard

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Now it's a real fight ladies and gentlemen.

Boxy Brown is just a box that everyone ignores... but only Meatwad and Ruckus seem to understand him for reasons unknown to both.

>Is trying really hard to see the best in Carl for being white. But Carl is a pathetic slob that is actually challenging his views of white people for the first time in his life.

I need this yesterday.

why the fuck did i laugh at this

Why?

You have to take into account Carl's extreme HP stats
the man dies and comes back every other episode

This
Also, big love to the artists for owning up to action scenes they borrowed from other media, as opposed to things like SU stealing from anime and being paraded as original

>being paraded as original
When did that happen?

>character that canonically cannot die
>being able to lose
???

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Is it just me or would these two probably get along?

>Carl was hiding his power level

Oh shit.

That's nothing.

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But isn't Frylock, you know...black?

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Shake asks him directly in one episode if he is black and Frylock shuts him down, its more of a running joke than anything else. Kind of like the random rapper pop-ins in earlier episodes.

I think you are all missing the obvious winner.
Master Shake possessed by Stinkmeaner

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