A couple nights ago, I had the weirdest dream that Kamala was thirsting after the Punisher, of all people.
She ended up getting in the middle of his work and got used as a human shield by Barracuda, but survived for some reason. Frank rescued her, but she dropped a bunch of spaghetti, so Frank just gave her a weird look and walked away.
At least she got a selfie.
What kind of weird and wild Yea Forums dreams did you guys have?
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>Once had a dream where Pearl from Steven Universe stabbed me in the eye and was basically a horror slasher
But for real, that sounds like a fun crackship
I can't even imagine Pearl being a slasher villain, tell me about it.
Just doing the whole diassapeairng act, killing people I knew, fucking quiet. It was a cold medicine dream
Hm, Pearl seems more like the Patrick Bateman style of killer.
All reserved and calm outside, but a really wild nutcase when nobody's around.
i had a dream where OP wasn't a faggot
boy that was weird
imagine not liking dick in 2020
Jokes on you bub, you just bumped my thread.
Once I had a dream I got trapped on the Disney World great movie ride and I had to walk through the worlds of various theme park dark rides to evacuate. But that narrative didn’t last long and I ended up selling horses in some kind of Wild West themed universe, I eventually quit and just wandered around in the desert and eventually reached an oasis with a bunch of Halszkaraptors and tiny little Velociraptors swimming around in the silty water. I took one with me but it flew away before I reached the ride exit (it was a dream, and apparently Halszkaraptors could fly in that dream).
Then it turned out that wasn’t the ride exit, just a way to enter the spider-man ride at Universal Orlando. Since I’d already been there and I knew I was hopelessly lost I just walked around New York in a fugue state. I eventually stumbled into a daycare, the lady working there offered me a job but I just walked away. Then I wandered around until I found Nelson and Murdock because I was still in the universal Spider-Man ride and not actual New York. Then I went inside and sat in the waiting area and multiple people, established characters and rng dream people alike asked me what I needed and at one point some lady just gave me popcorn. I left when I realized I was making people uncomfortable and then the dream ended.
I re-remembered it in the middle of my shower and it stuck with me all week.
I dreamt I fucked a spherically inflated Gwenpool once.
Oh, and it started raining while I was in the desert, hence why I remembered it in the shower.
Also, while I was bumming around in the law firm waiting room me, some guy with an Australian accent and a cowboy hat, and Matt Murdock were all trying to shut the old ccvtv unit in the office until some guy who worked there knocked the thing on the ground, yelled “I FIXED IT” and walked away. And nobody was even upset because we were all so tired of fucking with the thing.
And then I went back to sitting around in waiting room purgatory.
Why would Matt Murdock want a cctv system.
I once had a really weird dream where I was online, and read that Marvel had collapsed in the mid-60s, been bought by DC and Alan Moore had used the Marvel/Atlas heroes as the template for Watchmen instead of the Charlton heroes. I really wish that dream had lasted longer, because that would have been weird/awesome to see examples of what would have happened.
And yes, my dreams involve me being on the internet. I'm pathetic, I know.
It makes no more or less sense than anything else in that dream.
>And yes, my dreams involve me being on the internet. I'm pathetic, I know.
Don't feel bad.
I had a dream that Shadowcat was DTF, but I wanted to finish beating a level on Bayonetta.
Now THAT'S pathetic.
There were other people working there.
>my dreams involve me being on the internet. I'm pathetic, I know.
I do this too, I think it’s actually pretty common these days.
>Boneless Mice
I am genuinely sorry for this being the first thing that entered my mind.
I oce dreamt I was Optimus Prime but the humans were forcing me to do a kids show wearing Mister Rogers bowtie and sweater.
The weirdest part was that several Hasbro characters were in the public, laughing at me, including those pastel colored equines we are not suppossed to talk about it.
Dobson, please
That reminds me of that one time I had a daydream of Midnight Mink teaming up with Tailgate for some reason.
They just drove around and did really stereotypically gay shit.
>They just drove around and did really stereotypically gay shit.
And the children of Memphis were never the same after that.
They sure weren't once Mink had gone through his 12th Chippy.
The merchandise wouldn't pay for itself, and his new mech Minkmobile was raking in only so much money.
Well if it’s any comfort, this made me laugh picturing a giant rat being used as a bean bag.