Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt.
This looks soo fucking bland and it's not helped by Brie who has all the personality of a dead eyed fuckdoll. Sure, Disney wont let this fail and will bulk buy tickets internationally, which we know they do to boost their stock value, but this is TV level trash with a piece of shit as the lead.
Captain Marvel has never sold more than 20K issues and loses money with every published issue.
Captain Marvel was originally a male hero created when the copyright license for the original Captain Marvel lapsed 40 years ago. The copyright-stealing hero was never successful but Marvel never wanted to relinquish the copyright for jew reasons so they regularly relaunched unsuccessful spinoffs. Then Captain Marvel died of space-cancer (seriously)
One of these spinoffs was "Ms. Marvel" which was an unsuccessful women's lib. Over the next thirty years the two most notable events was getting leech-raped by Rogue from the X-Men who took all her powers and another time getting Bill Cosbied by some cosmic entity named Marcus Immortus who made her give birth to him, then married her in a incest-rape story arc.
Then about ten years ago Marvel executive demanded female superheroes be made so that Marvel can sell IP for female-targeted capeshit movies and Ms Marvel for all her getting raped and shittiness was one of the few that Marvel had. She became a bunch of beta male writers' idea of a forceful and commanding female which is to say a retarded, loud and authoritarian bitch who did stupid shit and demanded everyone obey her. Noone like this shit or bought any of her books but they continued to be published.
There is a difference between someone not being overtly sexualized, ie boobs hanging out and underwear for pants, and someone with an objectively shit body that has almost nothing going for it due to no real care or training undertaken with proven fungal infections who is also filled with a vapid idiot of a personality with few redeeming qualities if any. Whose sole personality trait seems to be; "So what if I don't look after myself?, I am 'empowering' to bland unattractive woman because we say so, yet I am surprised no one but desperate greasy guys want to fuck me!?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was supposed to be emotionless as the terminator but in terminator 2 started smiling and throwing out funny one liners specifically to show he was learning to be less of a robot - while playing one.
Captain Marvel on the other hand comes across as an unhappy, hateful, depressing person to be around, who is using her godly powers out of spite. There are practically no redeeming qualities to the actress and by extension the character she is playing as a result. Brie Larson has absolutely no femininity or grace while espousing forced grandeur and feigned superiority while looking like a world class unmitigated cunt!!!FACT!!!
The worst thing is that they've decided to taint Endgame by shoving this bitch into what is suppose to be the original Avengers swan song.
It's Rey 2.0. They manufacture some character and scream at the audience that "SHE'S THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU/STARWARS/DOCTORWHO etc...!!!" and are already setting up the narrative (ala Ghostbusters 2016) that if you don't pay to see this movie you're a "FUCKING WHITE MALE SEXIST INCEL MANBABY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!". Of course Marvel wants you to forget that the first female Captain Marvel was a black woman named Monica Rambeau, which makes the MCU rendition of the character a subtle case of white-washing.
It would have been better if they made this movie, released it at the end of the year and, if it's a hit, make her a part of Avengers 5. But NOOOOOOOOOO, the Mouse just had to fuck up ten years of MCU build up with this fucking bullshit and I can't believe Kevin Feige would agree to this because it smacks of political fuckery. As if Disney was pissed that Wonder Woman beat them to the punch of having a big female led superhero movie, so they've probably threatened to #MeToo Feige if he didn't shovel out some shit and piggyback her off more popular characters.
Infinity War was the end of the MCU for me and I have no intention of seeing either Captain Fungi or even Endgame for that matter because of this roastie slag.
They took all of the franchises that all the rejects and retards that got poked fun at in school took to escape from their shitty lives, they took all of them, they ruined them and the worst part is they don't even care about the franchises themselves, they just want to be "inclusive" and make it about them!!!FACT!!!
The woman on the left. One of the most beloved female characters in cinema history (played by one of the most respected actresses of the last 40 years) who is strong, intelligent, determined and succeeds because of her perseverance and yet still feminine while able to command authority by using logic and reason. She has a cat. Same thing could be applied to Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs, except for the cat, although Jodie Foster does like pussy.
The woman on the right. A slithering cunt, played by a sociopathic narcissistic fungi breeding greaseball, being forced upon the public as a feminist icon and shilled by a corporation who is silencing critics while using misguided political activists to promote their product and attack anyone who see's through their agenda. She also has a cat.
It won't surprise you to learn he's a prolific Yea Forums poster.
Ayden Butler
Not surprised in the slightest.
Carson Bailey
i agree with all of this but i'm going to go see Captain Marvel anyway, because it's MCU and thus it's probably going to be decent at the very least
i might even like the movie and even the MCU version of the character
John Rogers
Are you the same faggot from the other thread that was trying to show off the chick on the left as having a figure, but every picture outside of her costume showing her having pretty much the same figure with the same flat ass as Brie?
Nathaniel Bennett
I CAN'T FAP TO THE NEW SUPERHERO MOVIE AND THEREFORE ITS SHIT
Asher King
Carol's face in that mask would make a nice comfy seat for Mera.
Alot of it is how they push the character; they market her as a "great hero" without showing the character earn that status.
The character can be fixed, but they have to drop the idea of pushing her as their Wonder Woman, and instead focus on telling good stories that will get people interested in Wanda.
Angel Perez
Oops, made an error.
> In Carol, my brain malfunctioned.
Dylan Perez
Nope, it actually works that way, since Wanda has no stories either.
