Behold! I have made a gayinator, every man in the tri-state area will be gay and then I will have all the women to me hahaha and there's nothing you can do to stop me perry the platypus, the pussy is mine!
Behold! I have made a gayinator...
Nolan Peterson
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David Davis
*kicks the gayinator to face Doofenshmirtz*
Jackson Clark
Hahaha I was prepared this time Perry. I have gay away spray!!!
Jackson Taylor
He can't get better then his daughter though
Angel Martinez
What happens if you zap a woman with it? It's called the Gayinator not the homosexualinator
Angel Perez
Hmmm well I never really thought about that.
Elijah Cox
Too bad none of those thousands of avaliable women want you doctor
Matthew Reed
Curse you Perry the platypus!!!
Luke Miller
You see, Perry the Platypus, when I spent my childhood in Drusselstein, there was the annual Drusselstein Annual Horseradish-Onion-Mackerel-Ostrich Shindig. Or, better known, as DA HOMOS Day.
Now, I know you are thinking, Perry the Platypus. Why ostrich? Well, there was this thing with the 17th mayor of Drusselstein and his pet ostrich Gunther Adolf Jr, but that's a whole other backstory.
Every year during the festival, there was the annual Running of the Ostrich, where one person was picked to stand in a horseradish and onion covered mackerel costume and be chased through the street by wild ostrich. And after that, all of Drusslestein's most beautiful women would dance with the men and celebrate the union of awful smelling foods with nature's cruelest joke of a bird.
And every year, I was rejected by the women to dance. They would rather go with my brother Roger. Even my own mother refused to dance with me! My own mother, Perry the Platypus. It was only polite to do so. Don't give me that look, sheesh.
Now, where was I? Oh yes! And every year, I was forced to be the one to run with the wild ostrich, watching as all the beautiful women would laugh and point, swooning around all the men. And do you know how hard it is to get the scent of onion and mackerel out of your clothes? And when you're standing at night as my father's garden gnome and the rare mackerel-loving Drusselstein Klickdergerden would come, hoo boy! Let's just say it was a crazy 11th birthday.
So now, using a very special chemical agent made from mackerel oils, onion juice, horseradish, and ostrich sweat, I will turn every male in the Tri-State area as gay as summer in Drusselstein, and soon, all women would race to me, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I at last, will be the rightful king on the day of DA HOMOS!
Asher Young
>implying
Ethan Campbell
Luis Williams
Why is Doof posting so based?
Parker Murphy
>annual Drusselstein Annual
based
Elijah Phillips
>The beam hits Candace
Landon Walker
This is amazing.
Jack Foster
Kek
Nathaniel Mitchell
Ryan Rogers
It hits the guy she likes
Jaxson Brown
How does it get rid of Phineas and Ferb’s invention?
Joshua Jenkins
*traps you nefariously*
Connor Green
>The beam hits Candance when she is confesing to Jeremy, so she tell him that she is gay.
>Stacy jumps with a big smile from behind of a bush.
Ayden Nguyen
More like in front of her bush!
Carter Hughes
I imagine they are traps that hold him cause the gayinattor
Isaac Brooks
They become traps
Juan Martinez
you are trapped by societal convention!
Alexander Martin
B L E S S E D
T H R E A D
Liam Thomas
bravo
Matthew Sanders
Cool story Doof.
Michael Martin
PICKLE DOOFERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Chase Young
>Hey, where are you going? Get back here and thwart me right now, Perry the-
>And he's gone. Great, just, great. That's a whole day shot.
>Well, great. Hmmm, what to do, what to do. Doo be doo da... hmmm. Eh. VANESSA? Vanessa, can you help Daddy with something?
>I already told you I'm not getting involved, Dad!
>Fine. Just... FINE. NORM, NORM, GET IN HERE!
>What's the matter, sir? Did your plan go a little sour?
>Ha. Ha. Just shut up and get the De-Brineanator.
Sebastian Reed
>And when you're standing at night as my father's garden gnome and the rare mackerel-loving Drusselstein Klickdergerden would come, hoo boy! Let's just say it was a crazy 11th birthday.
I can't breath!
Landon Anderson
Ryder Brooks
Dr. Heinz “Jean Grey” Doofenshmirtz
Samuel Stewart
Perfect
Josiah Wilson
Could someone please screencap these? I'm a filthy phoneposter.
Juan Richardson
read it all in his voice too
Jace Nelson
>Turn every man in the tri-state area gay
Doof, aren't you a man in the tri-state area?
Also, even if you succeed and don't end up gay yourself, are you not concerned with the potential ginormous increase in risk of being raped by a confused, angry gay guy?
Further more, aren't your schemes largely the result of you feeling personally ostracized and different from everyone else? How would being literally the only person of your orientation in the area not make you feel alone and separated from everyone else?
With all of your technology and resources, you can just buy a hooker man. It's even legal in some counties in Nevada. Hell, you could probably build a sexbot and save yourself a lot of hassle.
Hell, make that your next diabolical scheme. Make sexbots and sell them to rich people and politicians. Record their weird fetish stuff or their impotence and blackmail them to get whatever you want.
Why do you always go about things in the most obtuse way possible?
Jack Cruz
>doof and perry both get hit by the gayinator
Lincoln James
i-i-is this OC
David Reyes
>It's an exposed Candace feet episode
Jason Thomas
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD
Liam Jenkins
>ostrich dance
its a dance alright
youtu.be
Sebastian Turner
God bless the user who drew all those sexy human Perry pics.
Gabriel Powell
And with that the thread went from good to blessed.
Carter King
>DOOFENSHMIRTZ LIMITED INCORPORATED
Jonathan Adams
god so did i