>Parents take you to see the new spider-man movie
>Spider-Man is your forvorite superhero
>Your 9th birthday party last week was spider-man themed
>You’re enjoying the movie when you realize there’s an adult man a few rows ahead turned around staring right at you heavily breathing
>You awkwardly smile at him hoping he’ll stop
>His eyes light up and he starts breathing harder
Parents take you to see the new spider-man movie
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Blake Roberts
>getting baited by JoeKeskold
Noah Torres
1. Literally Who?
2. Somebody stop this man before he rapes again.
3. How did this white-ass cracka survive in Harlem without a jazz trio to his name?
Jason Peterson
I was going to ask "What the fuck is with all these people and trying to cherish children" and then I get it...millennials don't want kids cause it's too hard, but want to just experience kids being happy.
Brayden Perry
>guy has a cat
>he looks nu male
>last name is almost cuckold
>pushes for diversity regardless of quality
>creepily watches children
fucking pol is right again
Logan Sanders
This guy is a pedo
Austin Campbell
That's kinda scary how much it makes sense.
Jacob Bell
>its real
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Oh please god tell me this is some sort of master troll and not sincire in the slightest
Ryder Brown
When you put it like that, it sounds like a falseflag.
Nicholas Hall
Parody account
Another shit twitter thread. Time to ban em
Luis Ward
His name is literally Jokes Cold you mongoloid.
Jackson Hernandez
I liked Spiderverse and I like good use of diversity in media, but this is the performatively woke bullshit that sours it on me.
>How did this white-ass cracka survive in Harlem
Harlem was also home to Italian and Finnish ethnic communities. Now it's full of wealthy white dudes who work downtown.
Bentley James
>3. How did this white-ass cracka survive in Harlem without a jazz trio to his name?
lol do you think NYC's demographics are still in the 70s
Xavier Garcia
I never heard of that saying until now
Adrian Gutierrez
>Harlem was also home to Italian and Finnish ethnic communities. Now it's full of wealthy white dudes who work downtown.
Well, it had a good run but I guess they scared out all the niggas by putting up a "For Hire" sign.
Time to burn that nigga saloon down to the ground.
Bentley Butler
These people pay almost tooo much attention to kids, if they're making these tweets about random kids reactions.
Ayden Cox
Bitch I don't want kids because we aint gonna be here for another 30 years. They'll live pointless lives just like we are anyway. It has nothing to do with difficulty.
Isaac Scott
>people don't realize this is a very thinly-disguised parody
God, you guys are the most gullible bunch. No wonder we have all kinds of fake Twitter threads.
Gee, it's almost as if that's the joke retard.
>Another shit twitter thread. Time to ban em
This. Mods, make it a rule.
Jaxon Brown
What really bugs me is how obsessed these people are with saying how kids should see themselves in movies. I don't get that. I never saw myself wanting to be people in movies. I just wanted whatever reptile to win.
Ryder Evans
>sat in the front row
This is how you know the story is an outright lie.
Logan Powell
>His name is literally Jokes Cold you mongoloid.
Is that even a saying? Regardless Joe Keskold would not be pronounced like that so if the name is a joke it's a bad one.
Lincoln Ward
>holier than thou attitude
i bet ur that kid who wouldnt shut up about how smart he is compared to everyone else in high school
Nathaniel Peterson
I'm sorry that your outrage thread didn't work, OP.
Tyler White
>going to the movie just to watch other peoples' kids
Bentley Cooper
No they did it by using hipsters to inflate the price of the properities around the neighborhood.
James Robinson
I can now confirm that this is a parody account. Very well done, though.
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Kevin Wright
that's fucking creepy.
Joshua Taylor
Gave me a reasonable chuckle.