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Superboy: Skooks/ Superboy terrorizes some school bullies
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Lucas Howard
Well well well look what washed up on the shoes of Wilson Lake. A bonafide genuine caveman!
Luke James
He must have been frozen in there for millions of years! Since there's no such thing as global warming we should be safe. Still, it's a shame that Walt Disney couldn't invent suspended animation with an animation studio that talented and yet these cavemen (and women) had it mastered long, long ago.
Julian Ramirez
"He is kind of creepy isn't he, sir?"
"Yes. We can count our blessings he's in there and we're out here and he's in there and the sun's up there and the ground's down there and the mountains are back there and he's in there and etc. etc. etc.
Angel Parker
AND I'M THE SHERIFF
Ian Gomez
He's alive! And he heard us talking about him in front of his back!
Brody Gonzalez
Would astonishing luck. Not even any freezer burns. He's been preserved perfectly!
Henry Rogers
Well I'm spooked. Let's bounce.
Gavin Roberts
...
Ayden Rodriguez
No no! We don't have a caveman in front of us! Well we do, but he's a caveman of opportunity. If you respond to this post "Yabba Dabba Do!" fruity pebbles and delicious chewable vitamins and push pops will come to you in the near future.
Anyways, we don't need any of those things but I did have an idea for a big crime and I just so happened to need a defrosted caveman to pull it off.
Luis Watson
I was ready to make do with an Australian but this will work better. Luck shines upon us today!
Dominic Hernandez
Dan Didio?!
Caveman, PLEASE HURT HIM.
Wyatt Garcia
A flower? Growing on the beach? Here? In a temperate climate? Alone? In the far future?
Elijah Long
Mmmm flower
Connor Long
Think fast you stinkin Troglodyte!
Alexander Flores
I was just enjoying a flower in peace!
Michael Butler
Ow!
Michael Anderson
Stupid troglodyte! Too dumb to dodge rocks! Good thing your skull is so thick to protect that brain you're not using!
Nolan Gray
(I'm clearly a Cro-Magnon! How did my day go from picking a flower to this?!)
Evan Powell
You'll have to move faster than that to catch me!
Matthew Rivera
NO. MORE. MR. NICE. GROK
Jose Campbell
I take back what I said earlier. Your skull isn't nearly as tough as advertised.
Jordan Butler
I win! Knocked him the fuck out! Ahahahaha!
Kayden Richardson
...
Nicholas Adams
And scene! That's a wrap. Good improv with the rock throwing and banter. You have a gift.
Charles Wright
"Keep an eye on him. Make sure he doesn't go anywhere or fall asleep. We need him alive for my plan to work. Just treat him nice, ok?"
Lucas Gutierrez
I'll treat him like he was my own brudder
Michael Bailey
No, I've seen your brother, he has less teeth than you. No, I want you to treat him as though you like him.
Ian Ross
Why do you have this Superboy costume and mask lying around anyways?
Lincoln Powell
And why are we doing this? Beating up some poor caveman for fun? To make him hate Superboy? Why?
Isaac Wilson
"You'll see! Take off that costume too! The next time he sees you he won't be able to control himself! Very Pavlovian you see."
"Why did Pavlov want me to cosplay and beat up Superboy?"
"Awww shaddap"
Josiah Watson
We're ready to move onto the phase of my plan to steal the military's top secret flying space subterranean drill ship.
Jason Baker
Keep tight, keep your uniforms on so they can't identify us. Keep moving and move stealthily.
Ayden Mitchell
I'll provide covering fire while you sneak in undetected!
Joshua Moore
They're sneaking past us! Stop them!
Isaac Jones
Beautiful day isn't it, Krypto? Good day for fishing. I know you can't use a fishing pole without opposable thumbs but I'll let you drive the rental boat after we deal with this. Deal?
Daniel Cooper
"Hi Mr.... caveman? Excuse me I need to get by a moment. Can you please scooch out of the way? It's really important"
Jayden Sanchez
That face... that face is going to haunt my dreams. Why is he doing that? How is he doing that? That face that awful, awful, face!
Mason Watson
IT'S YOU
Adam Butler
I'm sorry! I don't mean anything by this punch I'm in a hurry!
Parker Ward
I'm just going to throw you out of the way thank you have a nice day! I don't want any trouble!
Asher Edwards
Krypto, I'm going after the criminals. If that caveman tries to come after me I want you to lick his face and roll around and show him your belly.
John Jenkins
Where'd he get a car all the way out here?!
Adam Price
I tried to tell you already! I don't have time for you or catching cars!
Samuel Martin
Krypto! Help! I got got! I need my hands! Grab the car!
Jayden Harris
Thanks pal!
Lincoln Johnson
Gosh! What can I do now? He's trying to hug me to death but Superboy could never say no to a hug. It's in my DNA. What to do what to do...
Jackson Smith
Ah! Our prize!
Jackson Gray
>not Flintstones chewable morphines
Christian Morales
Ok so he's what we're going to do next. We're going to take this space drill ship and use it to destroy the San Francisco 49ers, The Chargers, and the Rams while they're at practice leaving the Oakland Raiders as the greatest California football team by default because let's get real they're not going to learn how to play anytime soon. The Raiders will be so grateful for the assist they'll give us front-row seats for life and limitless signed swag!
Juan Powell
I'm sorry Mr. Caveman but I have to use super-judo to turn the momentum of your hug against you!
Nathaniel Perry
Gavin Thomas
I'm not a bad person for this am I? I'm trying to stop him him without hurting him physically or emotionally. What else can I do, boy?
Aaron Hughes
Yabba Dabba Do!
Andrew Scott
Snap his neck?! What's wrong with you?! Not funny. Not funny at all.
Brayden Jenkins
Oh no! They're getting away!
Eli Morales
We present for your viewing pleasure: a very phallic looking tower.
Cooper Perez
If this isn't Freudian I don't know what is...
Noah Jenkins
Oh no! That poor priapic structure!
Xavier Baker
We can fix this!
Jeremiah Murphy
Boy of Being Nice To Others
Lucas Roberts
Sir? Superboy and Krypto the Superdog are flying after us and will catch up to us in a matter of minutes. What do?
Ethan Howard
Drat! I forgot that cavemen can't fly. Why couldn't we have found a mothman suspended in a block of ice. Nevertheless! I have a solution! We'll fly down!
James Thompson
They're going to crash!
Jack Wood
I know their plan! They're planning on drilling straight to hell and losing us there! We can't let them! You have to see Saint Peter first! Krypto! Stop them from going to hell! I'm going to do something else.
Thomas Clark
Sir, I know I can't see much down here and I know I'm facing the wrong direction but I have the feeling like there's a dog behind us, watching us, and you know I'm batting 1,000 when it comes to dogs looking at me.
Dominic Davis
Krypto followed us down here? No problem! We'll drill up!
Austin Lewis
STOP IT!
Isaiah James
WHOA WHOA whoa whoa
Adam Edwards
I know! We'll fly down again! Right at that caveman!
Jack Perry
That metal bird has it in for me!
Owen Gonzalez
That caveman is destined for death! No wonder they didn't live past 30!
William Smith
Hello everybody. So it looks like all I had to do was grab it right here.
Josiah Murphy
We'll wait until they run out of fuel
Kayden Robinson
>later
Anthony Perry
Don't get too comfortable around him Krypto. You probably look like dinner to him but with me? We're fast pals. Primitive people don't carry grudges and that's a lesson we all should try to learn.
Leo Baker
I'm going to fly him around the sun counter-clockwise bunch and send him back when he belongs before he dies of a cold or something.
Angel Walker
Hey everyone! Check out four-eyes and his effeminate glasses!
Julian Williams
We don't have a ball; you're the next best thing to kick around.
Easton Hill
Why are you passing him to me? I already took his lunch money.
John Thompson
My apologies my good man. I should have passed glasses here to paintown
Zachary Jackson
Ms. Frizzle can't save you now. Right now I bet you're wishing you'd stayed in bed this morning.
Wyatt Sanders
Lana: Ugh! There they go! Steve, Roy, and Biff at it again!
Nathaniel Lewis
They seem to enjoy picking on weaker boys wearing glasses.
Nathan Parker
Why don't you go over there and tell those bullies off, Clark?
Jackson Campbell
I'm too much of a lady to use half the words I'm thinking of tee hee!
Kevin Ward
Me? You want me to go? I wear glasses! There's three of them and one me! I'll get beat up! That's a job for Superboy!
Tyler Baker
Really. Superboy. Waiting for Superboy. Maybe what's wrong with our society is that people don't stand up for what's right and expect superheroes to solve all their mundane problems for them.
Justin Gomez
You know what? Telling off those bullies sounds more fun than shooting the breeze with a coward.
Mason Davis
The things I have to put up with to keep up this Clark Kent alter ego. Now I have to find a telephone booth and come up with a cover story of how I ran to the vice principal's office to tattle but had to wait in line. School sucks I hate it.
Nolan Gray
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, picking on a boy whose voice hasn't broken yet! You're probably just jealous that he has the angelic voice of a choir boy, while you all have the voices of dirty, gritty lumberjacks! Just because he's a svelte 80 lbs when soaking wet and enjoys listening to his beloved CATS! record doesn't mean that you're better than him! I'm sure he could lift at least 25 lbs unaided if he really tried! And maybe you can all be friends one day, and he can tell you where he bought his "Legos are fun" underwear and you'll all have something in common!
Luis Martin
Superboy: Miss Lang. Hello. What seems to be trouble.
Lana: These jerks are picking on this defenseless boy! People with glasses have it hard enough trying to look intelligent!
Superboy: I see.
Charles Kelly
You'll teach these awful "people" that bullying is wrong won't you?
Joshua Ward
Nothing wrong with what we're doing, Superboy. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Jackson Wright
Just us boys being boys having some harmless fun. I mean, look at that loser. He was born for bullying. If not for us some other, worse, bully would be here instead. We're doing him a favor!
Caleb Morris
Is this some sort of joke to you? Because I'm not laughing.
Juan Cruz
Give him a rap! A rap about not bullying! I'll start you off!
Yo I'm Superboy and I'm here to say!
Dominic Young
Please Miss Lang I can handle this. Why don't you run to class I'd like a word with these gentlemen in private.
James White
I wouldn't want an upstanding lady like yourself tardy on my account. These boys? I bet they were planning on ditching anyways.
Chase Ramirez
Steve Roy, and Biff. I want you to listen to me very carefully.
Jordan James
"oooo Superboy's going to read us the riot act. We're sooooo scared"
"You need to do this for a merit badge or something?"
"Go on! Tell my parents! They won't care!
"
Julian White
No no you have me all wrong. I admire you three for you live free of the shackles of society. You do what you want and don't care what anyone thinks and I find that very admirable. Now that Miss Lang is gone? Between you and me I'd love to just do what I want. Believe you me I've toyed with the idea of taking over the government, turning the world into a socialist utopia and lobotomizing all the dissidents and turning them into Superboy robots but we don't always get what we want don't we?
Since I find you all so inspiring I'd like to do each of you a favor.
Daniel Kelly
A flavor?
Jack Collins
"No, I said a favor. A gift, a something I'd like to do for you and get nothing in return. I understand yesterday each of you in class expressed a dream of what you'd like to accomplish in life."
Matthew Thomas
In class? But how- Superboy are you spying on us?
Benjamin Nguyen
Spying on you? Please. I have super-hearing. I spy on everyone. Nothing personal.
Leo Robinson
Why would you help us with that?
Zachary Morris
Because I'm Superboy! I help everyone! It's what I do. Tell you what? After school meet me on the roof and we'll work out the rest from there.
Connor Diaz
>later
Yo! White Shirt! Lay it on me brother!
Isaac Lee
I want to be a bigshot! I want to do something no one's ever done before and go down in history! I want to go up high and look down on everyone else! And be rich! That sums it up.
Adrian Allen
Steve Is that all? A man of your potential should be able to accomplish all that on your own? Still, I've pledged to help you out.
Robert Thomas
Superboy: How about it? I pulled some strings. You wanna be an astronaut? They make a ton of money starting out. You would also be famous for being the youngest guy in space. How does that sound?
Steve: Suits me fine. Sure I'd like to be on that rocket ship.
Dylan Cook
Just to be absolutely clear. You mean you want to be on that rocket ship?
Colton Bell
You deaf or something? They're about to take off! Yes! Get me on that thing!
Christian Wright
Superboy: Here you go. You are on the rocket ship.
Levi Cooper
What? No! Not like this No! I take it back!
Dylan Richardson
Superboy: Boom! Pow! Straight to the moon!
Steve: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS I WANT TO GO HOME I DON'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS OR RICH I WANT TO LIVE
Hunter Young
After I went through the trouble? Maybe you should have said you wanted to be IN the rocket ship and not on it. If I were a genie you'd be screwed but I'll let you.
Dominic Cox
You keep acting the way you do and I'll do you more and more favors. I, Superboy, know all too well the art of killing with kindness.
Charles Rivera
"Where's our friend?"
"He called in sick. Very very sick. No more questions next up Roy tell me your desire!"
Nolan Cruz
"Out with it!"
"I want to be the ruler of a kingdom! With subjects who serve me! A godking!"
Noah Ortiz
Nice wish! Ok so here's the deal I can't just take over a country for you BUT I can give a world. I know a planet in need of a ruler, their last one died and I can put you in charge of a whole world. Let's go! To space!
Lincoln Lopez
See this? It's all yours.
Dylan Morris
"Where are my subjects? I can't rule over a dead world"
"They're here. I told them you'd be here and they were very excited over the prospect of a new young, mammal ruler"
Kevin Barnes
Superboy: And here they are now!
Liam Watson
Cucumber Men!
Ryan King
Tomato girls!
Julian Reyes
Corn children!
Owen Harris
Superboy: I present to you the inhabitants of the planet Preduwa. Here to serve you. Good luck!
Brody Johnson
Before I go I should tell you that the last leader quit and they're going through a severe protein famine but you can handle that
Kayden Reed
Hopefully you'll last longer than the previous ruler.
Camden Young
They're trying to claw me? OH NO I'M PROTEIN!
Camden Green
Superboy don't leave without me I want to go home!
Tyler Davis
"You said they'd serve me!"
"Probably grilled"
"I want to go home! I don't want to be in charge of anyone! I want to be normal!"
Jose Brooks
Roy, sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
Evan Wood
"Listen, don't go with that Superboy. He put me on top of a rocket ship! A rocket ship!"
"You could have died in a completely metal way and you pussied out? I want what Superboy owes me!"
Jaxson Cox
I wanna be the meanest, toughest, bravest man in the world! If Superboy thinks he can trick me I say bring it!
Asher Morris
I heard that! Is that what you desire? I can help! I am very helpful!
Asher Hughes
Yeah! I wanna be the toughest son-of-a-bitch in the world!
Angel Morales
I told Biff not to mess with you but he won't listen!
Jason Johnson
"Seriously. Don't. He will mess you up. I got put om a planet with vegetable people and they tried to eat me they were cannibals well not cannibals I don't know the word"
"Yeah so? I would have eaten them first. In this world it's eat or be eaten."
Jason Collins
No, no. Don't try to talk him out of it. Let Biff get what's coming to him.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
I still want to be the toughest! Do your worse!
Brandon Barnes
Ok! Put this blindfold on!
Thomas Parker
Prepare yourself to be taken to the land of horrors!
Thomas Flores
"I thought you said I'd be in a land of whores"
"That would be nice but no. Want me to stick around in case you change your mind and want to back off?"
"No. Fuck off. Leave me alone I'll rule this place in minutes."
"Best of luck!"
Dylan Rodriguez
This place ain't scary.
Leo Reed
RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN
Jace Murphy
AAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA
Liam Martinez
I've been cursed! Superboy had this planned all along! I've got to get out of here!
Aiden Wilson
NO ESCAPE
Cooper Adams
NOOOOOOOOOOO
There can be no hope in this hell. No hope at all.
Benjamin Wright
Your soul. Surrender it to me.
Ryder Williams
I... I accept.
Jayden Fisher
>The next school day.
Lana: Clark do you see what I see? Those boys are now model students. What did Superboy say to reform that terrible trio. Say, where's Biff?
Hunter Thomas
Don't worry about Biff. He's where he belongs. I think they all learned a valuable lesson: When it comes to bullying it gets better unless it's Superboy then it gets much, much worse.
James Davis
THE END
Grayson Gonzalez
Nice way to end it
Ethan Gray
thanks. Until next week
Isaiah Baker
>strange low-budget show
All cartoons pre-1990s were cheap ass productions, senpai.
And even afterwards. many were
Alexander Rivera
Thanks
Jackson Diaz
kek
Jose Parker
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