*pulls string*

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

YABBA DABBA DO! I LIKE TALKING TO YOU!

>formerly chuck

Sex by year 8 or else it’s too late!

>winny the poo tien an men massacre

>AW YEAH
>THIS IS HAPPENIN'
>READY TO ROLL, CHAMP? LET'S GO!

>Despite being 13% of the population...

Enough with the jibba-jabba fool

>Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

>BRAAAAP!

>PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

>Your'e my favvvvvvvorite deputy!

>Pee is stored in the clit

>You are hearing me talk.

That gets me every time

>Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.

Are you having a stroke, user?

JIBUN WOOOOO

> You owe it to yourself to propagate the white race and embrace a Jewish master

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>After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease. But no matter how you come to judge Charles Wheeler and his partners, in ethical, moral, and in human terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law!

Don't
youtube.com/watch?v=D4Dj9vY0PtU

>”YOU FUCKING NIG-“
It stops right there for some reason

That is some wacky character design.

>Here comes slideshow Mel

>*pulls string*
> Don't touch me mother ffuuucker.

based

>Hehehehehehe! QUIT TOUCHING MY JUNK, PERVERT!

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>"Moss rolls around"
>"Wet rock like claws"
>"Arrow strikes fat"
>"Diving through the center of you"

>Hey handsome wanna have some lovin'?
>Ohh yeah touch me right there again..

based

I want to fuck that horse?

>*pulls string*
>*tink tink tink* Ahem!

CHUPAME LOS COCOS VIEJA CULIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [SPOILER]

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>*pulls string*
>MAKING
>*pulls string*
>OUT
>*pulls string*
>WITH
>*pulls string*
>MARZIPAN
>*pulls string*
>IS
>*pulls string*
>TOTALLY
>*pulls string*
>AWESOME

Cowabunga, dude!

Play that funky music, white boy.

(Formerly Palestine)

>I do not need a 40-year-old white dude to tell me what didn't work for him about Wrinkle in Time. It wasn't made for him.

Considering the script was probably written by 40 year old white dudes.

>Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

>"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Why did Americans think HP was a socialist propaganda spiel to corrupt their children when the series was really a profoundly reactionary fantasy about the British class system?

Don't ask me user, I'm just posting copypasta for shits and giggles.

>ein volk
>ein reich
>ein führer

youtube.com/watch?v=8-PLyJSBtsQ

Maybe because
>Hey you know what turns out Dumbledore is gay
>Also I never said Hermione can't be black even though I said Hermione is based on me
>Also this snake is Asian
Rowling is too much of a disingenuous retard to write anything profound. It's why when she wrote something under a different name the book bombed until it "leaked" Rowling was the author.
Frankly she's dumb enough for me to doubt she wrote Harry potter at all.

>The Simpsons only ran for a few season, you simply imagined the rest.
>*pulls string*
>The political left can no longer tell the different between a joke and hatespeech.
>*pulls string*
>Dental Plan

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