Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Fuck Steven Universe,
Kill " kinda OK, I guess" K.O,
Marry The Venture Bros.

this guy gets it

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Kill garnet cuz shes schizo. Fuck pearl cuz that tight skinny ass and pussy. Marry Amy cuz she dont give a fuck, wont be annoying, and will shape shift to fuck whoever I want. BOOM!

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None, Since these bitches never show their naked butts on camera like Steven.

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Pearl is still the best but i can see where you're coming from

absolutely degenerate image

Agreed, Sugar is to blame.

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I mean i can understand though, womens asses are much more sexualized in our culture than mens asses.

>cubedcoconut
More like nut

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if you nut to that you're degenerate, thats a cute pearl and you should feel love not lust; you are absolute scum of the earth

FMK the Diamonds?

>tfw everyone kills Yellow

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None, since we have official Steven nudity

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honestly i would have done something like: Kill white, fuck blue and marry yellow, then i saw the ep where she got all flustered and that changed to marry white, kill blue and fuck yellow

You're not exactly familiar with cubed's 'works' are you

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Alright ive looked them up and i see your point, but my opinion still stands for the pic i used

Fuck Amethyst, marry Pearl, kill Garnet.

Kill them all if I could. Otherwise, fuck White, marry Blue, kill Yellow.

Marry pearl, fuck amethyst, kill garnet

How anyone can hate amethyst is beyond me

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to me amethyst seems self destructive, and besides fucking garnet would technically a threesome

Yeah,Yeah...But what about Steven's butt? would you marry it?

Take your degeneracy somewhere else

Imagine being such a filthy faggot that doesn’t like best gem

Pearl is still great, but come the fuck on

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I love your autism lad, it’s very entertaining

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peridot is comedic relief at best, pearl is wife material at worst

Tell that to Sugar.
Thanks, Naked Peridot when?

Peridot is both smol, cute, and funny, how is that not perfect wife material? Pearl is a good second for the harem but come the fuck on, how do you not see peridots value?
Fucking based

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I say kill Garnet because she literally has no place in the story anymore. Her mysterious and stoic badassery from S1 is never coming back and she needs to go. Her character is past the point of no return.

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tall and beautiful trumps smol and cute. I can accept peridot as second best, but the number one spot is for pearl and pearl only

You've changed my mind, i had season 1 garnet in my mind, not current garnet. what they did to her character after s1 was criminal

>can accept peridot as second best, but the number one spot is for pearl and pearl only
I think that’s the best I’ll get outve you, since I feel the same only reversed. I really really love pearl even if peridot is my number 1.

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you've convinced my to watch some peridot compilations on yt, and looking back she is pretty adorable. I think i can say they are about equal now, but i still would prefer pearl

Good man, have a blessed day my fellow chad of taste

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Naked Peridot when? It's only fair to have some equality this is Steven Universe after all.

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You too my friend

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But a underage boy is?

I don't think anyone finds Steven attractive.

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>peridot is only for sexual
FTFY

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being naked is not inherently sexual, it is our default state after all

Fuck Pearl, Marry Garnet, Kill Amethyst.

> Fuck, Marry, Kill?
Kill

If thats true,Peridot naked when?
Sugar does, Remember that EEnE fanart?

Alright you got me, i should have said being naked isnt inherently sexual for men because we dont have sexual organs on display on our chests, for women that isnt the case

Well... She does have a rather nice figure

>Remember that EEnE fanart?
No shit everyone does, has nothing to do with Steven though.

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No other choice, this makes sense

>No shit everyone does, has nothing to do with Steven though.
Yes it does, She faps to naked shota.

No user, that was decades ago. She was not an adult at the time herself.

Is princess marco Shota, because if so then I’m also guilty

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How could anyone fap to steven? hes a great protagonist but cmon, a pudgy little midget? greg looks better than him

more like
how could anyone NOT fap to Steven?

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>more like how could anyone NOT fap to Steven?

The absolute degeneracy of that statement

>What does facefucking mean?

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Fuck, Marry, Kill? It doesn't matter much in the end. They're gems so they'll cease to exist regardless of the option you choose.

moralanon go back to /sug/ anytime

Gems don’t die if you fuck them, they can make normal babies and still survive afterwards. What happend to Steven was intentionally done from rose.

if you want to fuck steven lobotomize yourself, that aint morals thats facts

>they can make normal babies and still survive afterwards
we have no idea if that's the case, and it likely isn't
but it doesn't matter because they'd have to intentionally choose to get pregnant

>How could anyone fap to steven?
Why? There's nothing wrong with that.

but why
he's cuter than your gem waifu

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because he's fat, im not saying theres something wrong with fapping to him, but he could stand to lose a couple dozen pounds

I just wonder if there'd be anyone who'd marry Amethyst. Besides me

No because she's fat, im not saying there's something wrong with fapping to her, but she could stand to lose a couple dozen pounds.

Amethyst is meh tier, i would pick her over garnet, but pearl is superior

Not him but one of the reasons why I love amethyst is because she’s short and plump, but to each their own

None of them has show their naked butts on camera like Steven So he wins by deafult.

imagine being this Degenerate

Out of those three I'd definitely marry Amy.

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Reminder that people who would marry amethyst are allowed to exist in our society.
its scary to think about

Yeah, Steven's naked ass is so much beter than anything on Amethyst's body and also canon since they show it on camera

If someone mentions steven's bare ass one more fricking time im gonna start throwing some punches

>im gonna start throwing some punches
On Steven's bare ass?

alright you fucking degenerate dont say i didnt warn ya

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Fuck Lapis, Kill Lapis, Marry Lapis when she regenerates.

dont marry lapis she'll just wait for you to buy a house for her and then steal it away to the fucking moondont do it man

>You're no fun anymore!
>This is why we never FACK anymore!

>We don't FACK because you're fat and ugly!

I only FACK Steven's butt, Sorry.

>family
I wonder if we'll ever see non-hybrid gem babies.
Steven is obviously not a clone of Greg, so Rose had to supply some kind of female human genetic material to make him, which should have been enough.
I think that the gem transfer wasn't required at all it was just Rose and her fetish with change.

Reminder that Pearl is a rapist, a liar, and tried to kill a baby.

lmao @ all the mentally ill trannies that shill this shit tier of a show, kill yourselves degenerate trash

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still would

>Reminder that Pearl is a rapist
Stopped reading, fapped

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this show is top tier, go back to watching uncle grandpa kiddo

Cut off my dick.

Good on ye brother!

my ex gf was a shortstack

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Respectable opinion, have a nice day!

And thats okay because she's a space rock and only males deserve to be humilliated and naked

Fuck white, merry blue, double fuck yellow and kill pink

>my ex gf was a shortstack
I’m so jealous, how was the sex

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Fuck Pearl, Marry Amethyst, kill Garnet.

Marry Pearl, fuck Amethyst, kill Garnet

Marry: Peridot
Fuck: Lapis
Kill: the rest

Fuck Pearl
Marry Pearl
Fuck Pearl
Fuck Pearl
Fuck Pearl
Make Pearl a cup of tea so she can adorably pretend to drink it
Fuck Pearl

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I'll fuck all three
Marry Blue
Kill myself afterwards because nothing could compare to the experience

Fuck White Diamond
Marry Blue Diamond
Kill Yellow DIamond

This. But unironically.
Pearl is the greatest cartoon character.

its just a fat black woman colored purple

Marry Amethyst, she's the most fun and "human". Fuck Garnet, she can use her psychic powers for great sex. Kill Pearl, she's a cunt.

I mean... Yeah? I agree but I'm not happy about it. I dont like Pearl, but she'd make the best wife. And I'm definitely not fucking Amethyst.

youtube.com/watch?v=863fYC-Mb_Q

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FUCK and MARRY Jasper
Kill Garnet

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This guy gets it

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>Jasper
You are my Nigga

>Marry
Pearl
>Fuck
Amethyst
>Kill
Garnet. When she's gone, be the shared exception to Ruby and Sapphire's open marriage.

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>Thanks, Naked Peridot when?
Now

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For once OP is not a faggot.

Marry Garnet, Fuck Amethyst, Kill Poil

Can I replace Pearl with This Pearl?

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HOLY SHIT
MODS
BAN THIS FUCKING SPAMMER

Marry Garnet (two lolis >>>>>>>>>>>> anything else offered), fuck pearl, kill Amerhyst

He's right tho.

Why the fuck is ZONE working on a peridot animation? He hasn’t even finished the fucking dominator one.

>Prefering Dominator

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Marry Garnet, Fuck Amethyst, Kill Pearl

Marry White, Fuck Blue, Kill Yellow

>Giving a shit about Mr. "Only tentacles get my dick hard anymore"
Fools, the lot of you!

Well everyone wants to marry Blue, it makes sense

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Fuck the shit outta Blue, Marry YD yes yes yes, kill WD, don't really care about her

MY MAN

Make Garnet defuse
Make pearl kill saphire
Fuck Ruby while she watches
Marry amethyst

The two Lolis will never love you as much as they love each other.