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ITT: Characters that are good in bed
Jordan Reyes
Angel Jenkins
yo'ure mum lmao
Jaxon Foster
Considering all characters are essentially self inserts, that's pretty much every character.
It'd be easier to find characters who ARENT good in bed
Camden Baker
Juggernaut has fucked males too
Julian Gonzalez
>characters who ARENT good in bed
that one's easy it's you lmao
Elijah Green
Off the top of my head Tony Stark. Not only did he fail to impress Gamora but there was that time in a comic from the 80s when he couldn't get it up.
Kevin Rivera
With powers... Hank Pym and surely Jan.
Jaxson Kelly
I remember Sebastian Shaw disappointed the black and white queens in the hellfire club. And Flash Thompson ex said she faked everything
Andrew Robinson
One thing I’ll credit Austen for is letting Jugs have some fun.
Andrew Williams
The DCAU episode "The Great Brain Robbery" implies that Lex Luthor is a selfish lover.
The Batman Brave and the Bold episode "The Mask of Matches Malone" has Huntress, Catwoman, and Black Canary criticize The Flash's sexual stamina, Green Arrow's technique (though the line could also be interpreted to question his sexual orientation), and Aquaman's penis size... though this is performative so there's no guarantee they're serious.
Nicholas Morris
What butt could handle the juggernaut?
Camden Jenkins
me irl
Owen Ortiz
hercules
Jayden Lee
Doctor Sivana; he canonically got four kids out of an incredibly hot alien princess who still wants him.
Isaiah Harris
Mr Fantasstic
Colton Cooper
How many alien whores he fucked when he was king?
Gabriel Cooper
Cooper Wilson
I forget what series this was. Pretty dark though.
Sebastian Lee
Gavin Green
God damn it, user
Dominic Peterson
Jose Perry
Gabriel Powell
>Jan will never shrink while you pound her
Parker Perez
According to all the slash fics I fapped to Colossus and Wolverine.
James Green
A no-brainer.
Joshua Perez
While Reed gets points for special abilities, he has routinely been shown to be, at best, a disinterested lover.
Nathan Evans
The fact that this hunched over, buck toothed little troll has enough charisma to drive the ladies fucking wild is simply excellent
Alexander Adams
fucking kek.
Adrian Brown
That entire musical number was cringey as fuck. And I say that as a flamboyant musical-lover. It felt like it was written by a 14 year old girl who just learned she could make her peers laugh with edgy sex jokes.
Owen Bell
"sometimes women are plain better than men" implying he has tasted bath flavors and no men can handle the JuggerNUT
Aiden Moore
Sivana's spawn are Chads and Virgins, beautiful
Charles Carter
Flash doesn’t have legs, he tries his best.
Tyler Mitchell
Has the artist ever tried to lie down in the position that She-Hulk is in for longer than a minute?
Kevin Edwards
Kinda obvious, their asses are indestructible. Although I’m kinda curious as to how Colossus’ ass and dick work when he’s in shiny form.
Aaron Miller
Colossus doesn't need to eat or breathe in metal form, right? Probably all biological processes are stopped or at least stunted so he might not really be able to have sex at all in that state.
What characters wouldn't be able to have sex at all due to their powers or at least not while their powers are active?
Levi Hall
>cringe
>2019
*wince*
Dominic Fisher
there's a writer who did it pretty well (and every other X-men) archiveofourown dot org/works/5701003
Liam Brooks
Andrew Ross
Chase Ward
Oliver Moore
Alexander Ward
Eh, come on, be fair. Gamora's a super-strong alien. And that time he couldn't get it up he was coming off a coma and partial paralyzation.
Colton Rodriguez
NO EXCUSES
Kayden Foster
I can't find the page, but I distinctly remember an issue where Ronan the accuser and a female Kree of some significance are talking to a third character, and the female Kree reveals her and Ronan's romantic past, and how disappointing he was in bed.
Owen Scott
You think she didn't peg him with a strap-on?
Evan Turner
Lesbian porn version of that
Jay and Silent Bob joke? I can dig it.
Tyler Taylor
I don't think anyone could beat Emma in bed
Ryder Brooks
> She-Hulk's anatomy
Tyler Peterson
GodDAMMIT you filthy faggots; Stark isn't a fag like yourselves.
Jack Roberts
If god didn't want us to enjoy it he wouldn't have put the g-spot up our asses.
Bentley Cook
God also forbade faggots from fucking. Maybe it's a test, like the Apple. You ever thought of that, smart guy?
Lucas Diaz
He definitely earns more than a 2 star rating, if you know what I'm talking about.
Andrew Baker
>jan shrinks and goes into you urethra
>enlarges herself inside and makes your dick explode
imagine the ecstasy boys, what a thrill
Evan Ortiz
More like what dick could handle the juggernaut. He's got a fatass if we go by his Deadpool 2 appearance.
Chase Nelson
Luis Sanders
H-haha, y-yeah...
Jason Robinson
You ever had your prostate tickled?
Samuel Reed
No, and I don't want to, you degenerate faggot.
Jason Morales
this is awful
William Gray
Jesus christ you seem tense. Let your girl slip her finger in sometime and relax.
Angel Cook
:(
Angel Kelly
Crazy ones.
Jayden Gonzalez
Very female energy to this post
Logan Sullivan
how can you say that you don't want it if you never had you faggot in denial?
Jace Howard
>Although I’m kinda curious as to how Colossus’ ass and dick work when he’s in shiny form.
This raises more toilet questions than sex questions about Colossus.
Sebastian Smith
Just because she does it for a living doesn't necessarily make her good at it.
Gavin Cook
That guy has a biceps that is as thicc as two average king sized matresses.
This art is shit.
Juan Powell
When in metal form, his flesh is technically bio-organic. It can still move and shift based upon blood flow.
aka he would still be able to use the bathroom as normal and even have sexual relations as normal.
Ayden Cox
Roughy zaddy
Carter Hernandez
>When in metal form, his flesh is technically bio-organic. It can still move and shift based upon blood flow.
This.
As shown during the 90's Fatal Attraction arc and beyond, he can fully survive and function indefinitely in his metal form if desired.
Julian Gray
Are you telling us he doesn't poo solid lumps of metal?
Logan Smith
She is sorta right though. Shulkie's body does look like the two halves of her body are in a different set of poses, like the top half looks like it belongs on a body where the legs are sticking out forward. And the lower half looks like it belongs on a body where her top half should be facing towards Juggernaut like she's cuddling him.
I also hate anything and everything from Chuck Austen's run. So I am very biased towards the image for what it represents to me.
Adrian Clark
you forgot when they said plastic man can extend but becomes soft in their hands.
also damn you now I can't unhear that song.
Nathaniel Flores
I actually really liked them as a couple. Their respective personalities could've had a really good dynamic. Them having a fight, but Juggs coming to her when he's not evil and needing defense or just advice. Jennifer being put in bad positions and needing muscle to help out Bruce or something. Maybe just her being sick of being around infallible superparagons and just wanting to be an asshole with an asshole. Plus, you don't usually get to see heroines with male villain romances. It's always Batman/Catwoman, Spiderman/Black Cat, etc.
Landon Roberts
Anyone have the Mr. Sue & Reed in bed page of her complimenting his power set? Scandalous.
Robert Johnson
The main opposition to it was "but he's a villain", people ignored that Juggernaut had reformed, he hadn't been a real villain for years by that point.