Female Transformers Plus- Medic Edition

Discuss Velocity, appointed medic of the Lost Light and as usual anything Transformers.

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The absolute unit!

If he's half as stable as he looks he will shit all over devastator and predaking

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How bad is Predaking?

Mine feels like he's made of leggos

To start on the right foot.
What is an underutilized/unused character that should come back?
anything goes.

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I really hope they release him as a single pack once all the pieces are out.

Is that motherfucking Banzaitron? My man. My vote goes to Airazor, she didn't deserve such a cruel fate.
And probably some Unicron Trilogy characters like Sideways, especially his Noisemaze version or Jungle Planet Scourge.

That means he falls off easily? Confession time: they didn't have to make them so big. I'd be okay with Deluxes to be honest, no need to be so autistic about the size. Yes Devastator, I'm not buying you, no matter how much a Devastator means to a CHUG collection.

Acid Storm and the Rainmakers are heavily underutilized for how cool and unique their powers are. Any time they do appear its usually just as regular ol' seekers.

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Yes, yes he is.
and i was aiming even more obscure, as in short comic/toy only obscure

2010 Override, she just exists. Heck, her gender isn't even confirmed, the designed gave it to her. She could be literally anything.

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How do I know the club were assholes? They did Paradron Medic before Takara.

He only showed up a few times in idw but i liked their depicton of him as the guy who gets shit done. And runs all the opps
I liked him so much i made a custom of him.

To awsner your question though id love to see the Dreads get an expanded role


Airazor's intro episode is transformers kino

that seems to be an issue with most TFs though, 1 episode powers before turning into fodder
>I liked him so much i made a custom of him.
pictures please.

>”Come on Charlee, Just one Sip!”
>”Flamewar, you know what happened last time I drank this stuff?”
>”So what if you knocked a cop upside the central processors? Not like it can’t happen a second time!”
>”...I’m leaving.”

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I like odd friendships and this one has potential. Did she knock out Chase?

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Hah, Probably not Chase, but some poor sap got a taste of her left-hook after that attempted restraint.

flip the image

>*apologizes profusively*
>"Oh my God, I'm so sorry!"
>*chuckles*"Charlie, you knocked his lights out!"
>"He is not responding."
>"You are new to this, aren't you? He'll be fine. Let's hightail it out of here."
>"Jesus."

>"Jesus."
>"Whos that?"
>"Uhh.... Long Story."

>gives her a crash course on Christianity/Catolicism/Judaism
>"That sounds oddly familiar."
>"Yeah, Bee told me about that. It's freaky."
>"Does your God turn into your home planet too?"
>"W--what?"

>"Whatever, so you believed in that stuff on earth?"
>"Not really, besides, there's a dozen more different religions on my planet."
>"Weird, Maybe we should tell 'em about Primus one day."
>"Please No, The last thing they need is more to argue about."

Fantastic. Seems like an actual conversation one would have with a Transformer. So she's pretty strong then?

Charlee? Yeah by this point shes a seasoned Cybertronian Solider/Mechanic, so she'd be powerful, plus her family/friends would most likely be long dead, considering Cybertronians are capable of far outliving Humans.

>She keeps a picture of them all with her at all times, occasionally pulls it out and stares at it when she's alone.

>Her dad's picture.
How far into the future?

These are gonna shelfwarm so badly now that Bayformers is dead.

I wouldn't be so sure, there's actual nostalgia for these movies.
Yes, they are gonna shelfwarm and it will be a pain to get every piece unless you order online.

Combiners always sell

Studio serieres is selling like hot cakes

The real shelwarmers is cyberverse shit

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>there's actual nostalgia for these movies.

I guess so.

It's just so weird to me to consider somebody going into a store or going online to buy a Bayformer to in 2019. The movies are so dated and the hype over them is long dead and buried, and THAT is when Hasbro does a "collector" aimed series? Strange fucking timing.

Also the people Bayformers were aimed at are not people who go and buy toys like Studio Series.

>Hey kids and fellow casuals...erm collectors! Here's gimped Optimus Prime. That'll be $40-50
But seriously, that OP is nice...if you already have a Prime with a trailer. His joints are ratcheted now.

You just have a narrow view of the fandom.

Yet they sell...I don't fucking get us sometimes.
I lowkey want DotM Leader Megatron. That said, I think most deluxes are way too tiny.

most non ROTF toys weren't that good, nostalgia sells no matter the age.
oh totally, but that's the price more parts pay.

Barricade and Jazz are too tiny! I'd rather buy DotM and TLK Barry after seeing the SS one. I mean it looks good, but tiny.

>most non ROTF toys weren't that good, nostalgia sells no matter the age

Haha oh god you just reminded me of how much TJOmega hates the ROTF toyline for being "too complex" and how he applauded the change to DOTM (and the accompanying Generations FOC line)

This point of veiws only works if you truly believe that there are no transfromers fans that like the movies and there designs.

The deluxes are fine im tearing my hair out trying to figure out if bonecrusher and blackout are to scale with the of my chugs

I get tlk, but dotm is kinda garbage

Like, from a couple dozen decades to a thousand years or so

>Acid Storm and the Rainmakers
That sounds like a band name

I mean, they are supposed to because muh scale, however even if you liked SS barricade, you should get TLK barricade anyways.
I don't see why it reminded you of that, and while ROTF can get a bit too complex (like that leader optimus) DOTM and FoC weren't the answer...they weren't even like that because of complexity, it was because of rising costs

For those who don;t visit /trash/, I got my Jia Qi Ling Yao, and did some mods to improve articulation.

imgur.com/a/oiShE2s

Also, I'm looking for an English name for her. Right now, Knightshade is edging out, on account of her being purple and having a sword, shield and mouthplate, like a knight. Then again, I also like Meridian, because it's a proper noun with a bit of an etheric feel.

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At that point she no longer feels sad, but nostalgic and recalls those moments with fondness.
>"Charlie, who are those?"
>"Uhh...you caught me off guard. These...well, as you know, I wasn't always like this..."

Knightshade sounds cool.

Acid Storm is lead vocals.

I am bias for knights so i will say knightshade

do metallurgists count?

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No reason why they wouldn't, especially the one with a bar.

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What do you call her?

>dat Prime Arcee
Is it Nightbird?

paint looks a bit too thick, and if i may ask, why drift?
also, are those stickers on the chest?

Yet those two things tanked sales and caused T30 to shelfwarm horribly. What a dumbass.

>”Did they make you or something?”
>”...Something like that.”
>”Well, if it’s anything, they did a good job.”
>A chuckle crosses Charlies lips, stowing the photo away in a compartment
>”Thank you, now, Mind if I hop into that game of Cube with you guys?”

The toys'name is Ling Yao, from the Jia Qi toyline. What *I* call her is yet to be determined, which is why I asked.

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>Acid Storm is lead vocalist/guitar
>Ion Storm is bass
>Nova Storm is drummer

THIN YOUR PAINTS
~ Gumpla General

Hell yeah it is

The orange bits are unpainted from his orginal colors, as for why drift?

Outside of the shared samurai motifs rid drift has a awesome altmode and a decent robotmode

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Generations of her never. Sadly.

That was great, absolutely cute. I'm saving this.

Do you put here with cons or bots

Cause knightshade is great if shes a con

For the love of Primus please dip your brush in plenty of water and thin the paint out until it's just a thin sheen, then apply several super thin coats instead of doing... whatever you're doing here.

Please.

The paint i bought for him wasn't the best unfortunately

>They use their powers to make some cool effects during their concerts.

Thanks, I enjoy writing this stuff with you guys

Yeah, she's a con. So, Knightshade, it is.

>Out of FE instead of the usual Deluxe
Cool.

>Ever concert creates a massive musical storm that encompasses the entire stadium
>It also simultaneously causes a blackout in a ten-block radius from the stadium

Reminded me of those old arcade fighting game endings. Pretty nice.

>They are consistently sold out at every venue. Both because it's good and to stay on a lit area.

Yeah, like the others said, you should thin your paints. That Fancy Website has a few tutorials you may wish to check out.

Then again, my own customs have not always turned out all too great either. Here's my Movie Hooligan, which was one of my first experiments with layering paint.

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>The Seekers (Read: Starscream) is lowkey jealous of their fame

Soon, this will be a reality.

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I still don't know what this means. I can think of several different ways to follow those instructions.

It works cause shes vaugley knightish

Is purple which immeditly makes you think poison

And as a flyer casts a shadow from the ground

>That does it, I'm relocating all of you to Earth.

From /m/'s Gunpla guide:

>Thin your paints. Unless you’re using a spray can, this is an all-important step that will determine how well everything goes. Properly thinned paint will flow well, stick on well, and cure well. Poorly thinned paints will not.

>For Acrylics, what thinner you use depends on what your paint’s made of. If it’s water based, get water-based thinner. If it’s alcohol based, get alcohol-based thinner. You can try making your own homebrew thinner if you want.
>For Enamel, use brand name thinner or Odorless Paint Thinner for oils
>Lacquer can only use brand name thinners.
>Properly thinned paint has the consistency of milk.

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Do they have any advice for hinges and joints?

Yes. THIN YOUR PAINTS.

Thin your paints
Seriously. That actually helps with everything

is that real or an edit
did your arm tire out by the time you got to the feet?

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"Once upon a time, there were three Decepticon who went to the planet earth. And they were each assigned very hazardous tasks, but I took them all away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Megatron."

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Shockwave is top tier mommy

>"Its not fair, why is Shockwave tallest!"
>"I simply requested a logically practical height Starscream."
>"Wha- I DIDN'T KNOW WE COULD ASK!"
>"Because you were too busy practicing your human act."
>"Hey! My impression will leave you all sticking out like Scraplets in a rust-pit, so quiet!"

She's got a bit of a gut.

I settled for Abominus in the end. And yes I'm gonna be careful with Rippersnapper.

how much did you pay?

user, that's a dude. Swerve.

Nice to see you followed my recomendation. Yeah, careful with Rippersnapper.

>That soundwave
Superior.

>"You talk too much, Starscream".
>"Look who decided to talk normally."
>"I call it, Operation Stardom".

>"Stardom?"
>"Well, It's simple, we all worm our respective ways into human culture, and when the time is right, we pit the race against itself, all whilst the Decepticon army takes hold of this planet."
>"Hmph, I like it, so what's your plan?"
>"Soundwave will enter the music industry, a currently popular genre of earth music today consists of electronic sounds played it rhythm, and win over the market."
>"You, Starscream, will use your personality to persuade the hearts & minds of online video platform users."
>"Wonderful, I knew my training will see me winning the humans faster than any of you!"

>Stream Star Origins

Are you fuckers turning Starscream into a slutty twitch stream girl again?
____I love you.____

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Really, though, Megatron just wanted them off Cybertron. He is married now.

camwhore starscream fits pretty well

It's literally one of the first ideas we ever came up with in this series of threads, let's give it what it deserves.

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Needs art to seal the deal, any drawfriends around?

Happy 2monthiversary.

YES! PRAISE ME YOU PATHETIC HUMANS!

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>"Megatron, are you alright old friend?"
>"Those three refuse to move out, Prime. The war's over, everyone's moved on. BUT THEY WON'T LEAVE."
>"I understand your frustrations, old friend. Telling Bumblebee and the rest of the Autobots to go on with their lives was the hardest decision I have ever had to make."
>"Every other Decepticon has moved on! Some even have jobs! The Rainmakers have a band! The Combaticon's have opened up their own security firm! Trypticon has gone to star in Thundercracker's monster movies! But..."
>"But?"
>"Soundwave and the Cassets won't leave me alone. Every day it's either Rumble and Frenzy want to play or Ravage wants to fall asleep on my lap!"
>"Ah.."
>"Shockwave keeps calling about STARSCREAM..."
>"Starscream? I thought he and the Seekers were living together."
>"The fool lost their address and they won't give him their new one. So he's loitering at my house."
>"I see.."
>"How did you do it, Prime? What did you do to get rid of your pests?"
>"I told them what whatever they chose to do was their decision. And that their freedom is their right, like all sentient bei-"
>"Prime."
>"Bumblebee and Arcee seem to be enjoying their time on Earth."
>"Earth? Yes, perfect. PERFECT!"

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you raise another thread topic with that though.
if the war were to end, with both sides fully alive, what would happen with them?
who would have the hardest time moving on, what will they do now that fighting is mostly off the day to day activities?

Would be nice, but for now let us focus on ScreamStar

Fine, if unicron wills it so much let's keep with that, but next thread we discuss that.
also take that name off

Shit sorry

So Bumblebee finally retired to live with Charlie? Based.
>"He kept saying ohnononono. It was horrible."
>"Maybe he changed over time, people can change, you know."
>"Nah, it's fine, he died."
>"Bee!"
>"He was THAT annoying! I think his old youtube videos are still there, he was ladiesman217."
>"Ladies man? Don't bother I believe you."
>"Now I gotta tell you about Mikaela, don't worry it was purely platonic."

Fucking Kek

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>"Cliff, did I ever tell you about the blonde?
>"The blonde?"
>"Vector Sigma, I swear she wasn't human. She has this unexplainable ability to never get dirty!"
>"I thought humans didn't like getting dirty? Maybe she was just good at that?"
>"IN WHITE, CLIFFJUMPER? IN WHITE?"

>"She convinced Megatron to kill Sentinel!"
>"Now I know for sure, she wasn't human."
>"To be fair, Megatron did have brain damage at the time, he thought he was the king of the elephants or something."

>Charlees just sort of sitting between them, idly listening in complete confusion & awe
>Silently regrets not going with them to earth

Why did she stay on Cybertron?

Because she probably had nothing left to stay on earth for I guess

>CHARLIE HELP, THE HUMANS ARE HAVING SEX ON ME AGAIN!

>It's just a nightmare! I'm here, I'm here!

No country roads on Cybertron.

>Oh god, now they're playing their shitty emo music!

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>Why did I ever want hair metal to go away!?

Fuck, now I hate the first movie too. How did I manage to spend 10+ years without hearing that? I don't know.
>Here Bee, I found this. Brings back memories, doesn't it?
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>"Better... Thank you Charlee."

>You are welcome.

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>"Jeez, Its weird to remember being so... small."
>"Yeah, I honestly should've just picked you up like a puppy or something, now I regret it."

So she's a Transformer know? Haha, I can imagine they being like that over old photos. They go driving through the roads chatting and enjoying the scenery.

>not posting the superior theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=eaVcpfncOWs

They really did go all out with the movie, didn't they? Protip: Never have the new character be somewhat responsible for the old beloved character dying. The new character is never gonna live it down. Also, what kinda stupid name is Rodimus?

It happened too little too late, but I still love the idea

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This is canon in my heart.

>"I'm sorry, you're saying I go to earth?"
>"Yes! I'm sure you'll find something worth your time, anything is better than loitering around here huh?"
>The Seekers optics narrow, was he... being helpful?
>"Very well then, Name one thing you believe I'll find worth my while."
>Megatron pauses, "Well, Swindle & Thundercracker have both been using the earthling's Culture to their advantage, maybe you could too?"
>"Hmm, I guess it would be worth a shot..."

>Inmediately locks down the place once Starscream is sufficiently out of range.
>"Finally some peace and quiet."

Fast forward several months, and ScreamStar finally reaches Cybertron
>Shockwave calls up Megatron again in the middle of his writing.
>"What is it?!"
>"Megatron! It's unprecedented, unimaginable!"
>"WHAT IS?!"
>"Observe!"
>Shockwave quickly uploads a file to Megatron's holo-screen, bringing up a clip of human girl, one Megatron could recognize at a glance.
>"STARSCREAM!? What has he done?!"
>"They've taken earthen culture by storm! Influencing the internet under the alias, 'ScreamStar'.
>Time seems to slow as the ex-leader muttered to himself.
>"What have I done..."

>"Shockwave"
>"Yes?"
>"I have no other option."
>"Sir..."
>"Call the Autobots tell them... to deploy the Bumblebee."

>Waifu Wars between Streamer Girl Bumblebee & ScreamStar

Holy shit.

Just like the Classic Pretender Battles of the late 80's.

>Bumblebee is standing over their soon to be new body after the Spark Transferral procedure.
>"Wait, you want me to... get in that?"
> Wheeljack nods, "Yep! You're the only one who can knock that Seeker off their high horse!"
>"We drew straws Wheeljack."
>"As if I'd ever climb into that thing, I'm a genius, not an entertainer."

I picture them being a very attractive 'Girl Next Door' Type, radiant Blonde hair, slender figure, maybe a big chest just to nod at their G1 selves.

>"Uhhh...Bumblebee, the process was a success. You can see how your shell looks but try to stay calm."
>"Why, what's wrong? My voice? Oh no."
>*Bee looks at herself in a mirror*
>"Uh...Wheeljack?"
>"The Pretender process scans your brainwaves to create a shell made with the wearer's inner thoughts abo--"
>"I'm Charlie!!"
>"Yes, you resemble her, yes."
>"Wheeljack, what the fuck? Fix this."
>"I'm afraid I can't at least not now. This process is long and custom made, it's gonna take a while."
>"How long?"
>"A. While. You are going to have to go against Stream Star like this."
>"What am I going to tell her? This is so awkward."

Whoof, Guess we both had different Ideas

I sorta wanted to suggest Charlie, but was hesitant.

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Still it's really funny yours works almost flawlessly as a prequel to what I just wrote.
>"It's your fault for having her as your hologram driver."
>"I--aghh, fine. Whatever it takes."

>Charlee volunteers to accompany/guard Bee on earth before the procedure.
>"He done? Hoo boy, Le-"
>"H-Hi Charlee..."
>"I nearly went into Stasis Lock, holy shit."
>"Y-You're not upset?"
>"Why would I be? This is... amazing!"
>Bee visibly blushes, Charlee just kneels down to meet them.
>As her massive self leans forward just a little, Bee instinctively steps backwards, a little spooked by the sudden height difference.
>"Hows it feel to be on the other end of it for once?"
>"...Enlightening."

Cute. I'm really liking this.

Thanks! I'm just glad we're able to continue this idea.

Your Charlee idea was certainly a great twist, but perhaps CharBee has a blonder shade of hair? Considering the yellow/black motif thats important to the name.

A hairband with little yellow horns.

Yeah, if not entirely blond, blond and black.
>Charlie drives Bumblebee to where they are staying.
>Suddenly Charlie starts playing Rick Astley songs on her radio.
>"Ahhh, what are you doing, Charlie? Stop it!"
>"Heh, heh, you'll never guess."
>3 loops of Never gonna give you up later
>"Cut it out! What's gotten into you?"
>"...I'm driving myself crazy"

A little smaller I bet, but this was the best I can find.

>"Do I have to wear this?"
>"I still know enough about earth to know they'll love it."

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>"...I'm driving myself crazy."

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As for the hair, something like this?

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Yes! Pretty cool. She can still wear the hairband, though.

Wonderful, Now we def need art of CharBee for this.

Hopefully, but let's not pressure our drawfriends. Now she's ready to take on Screamer.

Agreed, I think its better we wait until this place is more active before we expand further with the plot, so its not just the two of us contributing.

Alright, though there was another user too.

Is there? I feel like its only you & me, unless the third is just lurking.

Regardless, lets work on our own ideas for it and see what we can combine come later.

Fine by me.

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Are his balls included?

*Scrotum

Predaking is weird to me, fiddling with him. See, Devastator is rock solid-- everything tabs strongly, he is a monolith, he works. Predaking... doesn't tab together nearly as smoothly, the backpack in particular wants to fight you all the time in getting everything locked down.

And yet, he's still incredibly solid despite this. He's dark magic.

so, he stays together but really feels like he shouldn't?

Pretty much to me. The indivual figures also feel more compromised than the Constructicons. I don't regret it, but he feels like a slight step down from the Big D.

*Translator's Note: All opinions of Devastator are based on the Japanese "Unite Warriors" version

I also feel like the Predacons individually look a bit dull. Like, they're almost too G1 toy accurate, they could have used a little more cartoon/comic styling, been a bit leaner and more natural. But I dunno.

Screamer put some goddamn pants on

Those were pants. She just cut off all but the crotch.

Optimus
Rodimus

I see what they were going for.

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>Bee bluray is out April 2nd
>MP 43 should be here that same week
Only think that would be better is getting the shipping notice for this guy as well

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>Shockwave calls in the middle of the night
>"... What is it, Shockwave?"
>"Ah, Lord Megatron. I hope I am not interrupting you in any way."
>"No. What could I POSSIBLY be doing at a time like this.."
>"Good. Now, I wish to report on the conquest on Earth."
>*Mumbles*
>"It seems Starscream has sucessfullyu intergrated into human society, as the so-called "ScreamStar". With this, he has successfully enslaved a vast number on humans to his very will."
>"Oh, he must be absolutely enjoying that."
>"Yes, he has shown to have great joy in leading on the humans. Swindle and Skywarp have reported massive profit being made."
>"Well, thank you for the updat-"
>"Soundwave has also been successful on Earth, now being the manager of The Rainmakers alongside Swindle, while simutaniously having his own musical career as a "DJ". But it seems he battles for that position with the Autobots Jazz and Blaster, who also have, what the humans call, 'waifu wars' with ScreamStar with their own streamers Arcee and Bumblebee."
>"Mmmm, interesting. Well thank yo-"
>"I however, seem to be having a much harder time on Earth. You see, my chest-"
>"KSSSSHHH Shockwave, you KSSSHHHH You're breaking up KSSSHHH Electrical storm on Cybertro KSSSHHH Will call you back!" Boop

>"Really?"
>"Shut up, Prime."

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Clean your desk. You have pieces of cut nails on it. Also keyboard is dirty AF. Disgusting.

>It's true
Damn, man. That's some crusty shit

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why did you point that out.
i had to check the image and you were completely right.
fuck that's bad.

>she got all the good looks in the family

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whirl was a looked before he was fallen'd

In my defense, that's not my 'real' keyboard. That's my server PC, which I use to store all my files, so my main PC can focus on games. And, yeah, that keyboard is grimey, it's over 15 years old, has spend the last few years in storage, and was only pulled out because my previous keyboard broke, and I haven't yet bought a replacement, since I don't actually type on that computer.

As for the nails, you never found yourself cutting nails, and one of them shoots away, and you just can't find where it's landed? So, I guess, thanks for locating!

Whirl was a looker before IDW redesigned him

A lot of characters looked better before IDW ruined them.

My brother

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What? Actual Wreckers Whirl exists and he's a father/brother figure to RB Whirl? Fantastic.

I mean the visuals were less damaging than the writing

I'm for sure glad about Blurr's redesign. I could go either way about Rodimus, I feel it's too much.

Haha, so what's with Shockwave's chest?

>"Swindle. It seems I require your knowledge."
>"I thought you had the answers to everything, Shockwave?"
>"Yes, but in terms of the humans, you are the only logical candidate who knows more about them."
>"...Oookay."
>"It is in regards to my chest. I created a pretender shell that would better suit my chassis, but it seems to have some illogical consequences."
>*Snrk* "Really?"
>"Yes. It seems the human populous have had issues with my pretender shell. The male humans seem to cease function in my presence. while the female humans seem to express a sense of jealousy."
>"Y-You don't say."
>"It seemed illogical that my shell would cause such turmoil and destruction. My petender shell is logically sound and near perfection. Yet it seems perhaps the humans can see right through my disguise."
>"Uh-huh."
>"Yet that would be illogical. The humans do not possess the means to see through objects. But, upon further study, they seem to be staring at one singular area."
>"Let me guess: Your chest."
>"Percisely. Shrinking its size is illogical."
>"How about you cover it up? With a sweater? I big, fluffy sweater. With a turtleneck."
>"I do not see the logic of-"
>"Hey, you came to me for human logic. And -surprise surprise-, that's human logic! Truuuust me, Shockwave, You'll be nigh-unnoticable!"
>"If thatis your assecment."
>"Oh, and don't forget; when you're talking to people, bend slightly forward and squeeze your chest together with your arms. It's eroti- It's how the humans communicate in greeting. Think of it like the universal greeting!"

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I wonder how long it would take for shockwave to catch on

>Shockwave's popularity rose exponentially overnight.

I mean, Optimus is a real word, now Rodimus Prime? That's Indoraptor's levels of stupid.

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Well sure TLK is nice, I get it. But what if I want a Barricade in his famous debut look.

how much money you can burn.
heard the SS is the best option after MPM.

But too small. And I have the first movie mold, two times. I hate it. Bizarrely I really like Sideways.

muh scale and more plastic does that to you, and you have the original 2007 one? twice?
what problems it has?

The legs. Fuck those legs suck. And the arms are like lobster claws. Plus Frenzy sucks! And I got it twice since I wanted a Barricade and they only had the redeco. Then I found the regular colored one and trust me, the redeco looked like shit.

It didn't look that bad from the photos, seems i dodged a bullet.
however if that option is thrown out already, the only barricade left is the DOTM if you REALLY don't like SS.

WHY IS CHARBEE SO CUTE?

Also,
>still no Charlie/Bumblebee porn

It's just, at that size I don't feel it's worth that price. Might end up buying it anyway. But Jazz is a bridge too far. It's basically Scout sized. Funny since the first movie mold was a decently sized deluxe and a chunky one at that.

>mfw my head-canon comes true

Now they just gotta say it! Whirl is Whirl's little darling daughter!

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Erm...we have some drawings up in trash.

>I don't feel it's worth that price. Might end up buying it anyway
that's how you end with buyer's remorse, make up your mind.

Best fembot.

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It's funny with Transformers. Buyer's remorse only happens when the figure really sucks. Now, what normally happens is:
>Fuck, I damn regret missing on X.

it better come with a John Tutorro action figure so I can place him directly beneath the enemy's scrotum!

yeah, i know the feeling.

>Bought almost all the first Generations assortment
>Missed Warpath
Ryangosling.jpeg

Studio Series Agent Simmons mini-fig when?

Link?

It's on autosage. I'll inform you when new is up.

I want to see the CharliexBumblebee lewd stuff. Nothing else.

>our love's enough
>transcending us through space and time
>it's holding up,
>it keeps you and me intertwined

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What is true love Yea Forums? I think I will never experience it....

don't worry, most people won't experience it either

Alright, come to trash to check it since I can't post it here.

If you check the interviews, Hailee was pretty conviced it was love by how she described Bee, though she denied the romance.

Based,I wish there was more though.

Wait till the movie opens in Japan. Also Shatter's casting is something for sure.

Didn't Roberts say they liked each other? Why didn't he let it happen?

He went full progressive. Heck, he even ranted at fans perplexed by his choice, regardless if the fans were male or female. All Blocked.

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Whirl would be the type to name his kid after himself. This is adorable.

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He blocked blocked them? I thought the "how dare you" jro memes were over exaggerated but is he really like that?

>Heck, he even ranted at fans perplexed by his choice, regardless if the fans were male or female. All Blocked.
I saw that and it wasnt a rant dude, come on. He also didn't block anybody.

Yes, he is. I read some stories, plenty of female fans who were just into the comics had a rude awakening dealing with him. Apparently he says some self-righteous stuff about how they are bigots or something and then they are blocked.

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there's a whole lot most of us won't experience. Nothing but mind-numbing monotonous wage-slavery while being chastised and berated and belittled and insulted by friends and family who expect you to put on a smile and carry a tune in your heart because working 9 to 5 at a job where everyone despises you in a town that hates you for 60 years is apparently a life we're supposed to be thankful for.
None of us will follow our dreams because work comes first and even if you had a little time left after work you won;'t be allowed to pursue your passions because your friends and family are always breathing down your fucking neck and are dragging you into their pit of mediocrity because apparently living in a shitty little house you paid too much for and working until you become an invalid, all while spending what little free time and money you have on socializing with your slack-jaw judgemental friends and family is the ONLY thing you should strive for.

Fuck your dreams Yea Forums, go back to work. I'm going to kill myself I swear to Primus lmao

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I'm tired of explaining the BS tossed here. Just look at his Twitter history or just blindly believe whatever gossip flung here.

Fuck 'friends', that's why I barely have any.

>Yes, he is. I read some stories, plenty of female fans who were just into the comics had a rude awakening dealing with him.
user I have been following him on twitter since the beginning and the ones he blocked were batshit crazy, they actually went to cons he was at to harass them in person which I also saw first person. He blocked them because they were dangerous, crazy stalkers who wanted to get their way.

>they actually went to cons he was at to harass them in person which I also saw first person
Can you tell me more?

I hear ya. I actually got no friends, just people who have decided to be friends with me(coincidence that they're friends of my family members, huh? Like theyre working together to make sure I dont kill myself or lose my shit so that they can mould me into their idealized version of me so I can be an accessory to their bullshit vapid Leave It To Beaver life?)
My friends were in high school(and I bet you they were pity friends. The one or two I have on steam dont talk to me.) or earlier childhood(who have all moved on. Im still here).

And none of my interests are respected and theyre constantly trying to shepherd me towards """""normal""""" things. "Sure movies are great, but that's not realistic! and besides, movie people do drugs and are homos, that's not a good environment! you should just stay in our shithole valley filled with drugged up natives and drunken dutchmen, much more wholesome!". I havent watched a cartoon or an anime in over a year and a half because Im so deathly afraid of what they'll think of me and that pisses me off.

Now let's post more CharBee.

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That bee, he is a Char!

>He's three times faster than any other Autobot!
>He's a Yellow Comet!
>youtube.com/watch?v=1GsQSJzmd1A

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TFCon Toronto several years back, it was that one bitch who was always tweeting Roberts and was friendly with him at first and her fat short little girlfriend who cosplays a human version Tailgate. Then she went off the rails and called him an ableist something something (I forget what exactly) and then came the famous "how dare you" quote of his and he blocked her. She went apeshit all over tumblr and twitter and made a giant twitlonger manifesto against him. She then went to that TFCon toronto to give him a printed copy in person since he had blocked her. He managed to get away before she could say more than three words but yeah the bitch is crazy. Pic related is her but its been so long ago I forgot her actual tumblr screen name thank goodness.

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Someday you'll get to just do your thing, fuck it.

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>her fat short little girlfriend who cosplays a human version Tailgate
Oh God, no wonder Hasbro returned to the classic Tailgate design.
>not my pic

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mtmte Tailgate is cute, it just sucks assholes gravitate towards him because he's short and chunky and they think that means they're perfect for cosplaying him. It was incredibly low effort too by the way, just as bad as you'd imagine, I wish I had saved pictures.

yeah, probably when im fucking 40 and dont got the time or energy for it, and Ill be another of the millions of miserable fucks who did nothing with themselves. Im already going to be 23 when April rolls around and I still live with my mom and I cant even get my fucking math upgraded because Im a fucking retard boi(which I know everyone else suspects, in spite their insistence they dont think that. They cant lie to me, I see how they look at me from the corner of my eyes.)

I feel like just up and killing myself in a public place just so I can scream to the universe "Fuck you! I live and die by my rules!". Then I think it would be so immensely satisfying to bring people with me. If I cant be happy its not fair that literally everyone else is.

Also, that's a cute pic, fan made or is there an app/mobile game Im not aware of?

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It's an actual game. And don't think like that, anyway you rage quit, they win.

>it just sucks assholes gravitate towards him because he's short and chunky and they think that means they're perfect for cosplaying him
Or self-inserting. Honestly that's my main issue with Tailgate.

>Or self-inserting
I self insert as bumblebee because I want Hailee Steinfield to love me like she loves bee.

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Tailgate should've died when Fangry fucked him over.

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Not me, I'm just a romantic, weirdly enough. Somehow Bumblebee and Charlie were the best realized romance I had seen on screen in the whole past year.

I'm still not convinced about his relation with Cyclonus. It seemed...wrong.

Im glad he lived, but Im one of the few who liked him with Cyclonus I guess.

>I'm just a romantic, weirdly enough.
Same here. I just really like Hailee and I'm probably just jealous of a big blob of CGI lol

>Somehow Bumblebee and Charlie were the best realized romance I had seen on screen in the whole past year.
They are, arent they? I think that's probably why they've stuck with so many people(even on Yea Forums of all places). I'm still mulling it over in my head trying to figure out why it works. I think it might just be that neither characters are unlikable and neither of them seem to be abusive/negligent to each other. It feels like a lot of romances in big studio movies are one sided, but this one really wasn't I felt.

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Why did you like him with Cyclonus? Honestly asking, I like hearing opinions.

>"Swindle?"
>The Co-Manager leans down to the pretender-shell bound Shockwave, "Yes Ma'am?"
>"These past few weeks of heeding your advice have only worsened my issues, the rate of function ceased between both sexes has increased, and I have been offered countless times to participate in either affection or mating."
>Swindle snorts, barely containing a laugh. "Th-that shows its working!"
>Shockwaves brow furrows, "The correlation between the desired effects and results are illogical, I shall abandon it a-"
>"No No No! KEEP doing it, please?"

Did you see Ready Player One? Good Lord. Impressive to see people defending that over Venom.

Shocky is gonna be hard to convince.

No, i was wanting to because I heard there was a cool fight scene that had the RX-78 Gundam in it, but I didnt get around to it when it was in theaters. ANd honestly dont care to, because it looks like "Remember This?" the movie.

Why, what was the romance like in that? A shit?

Yes. I don't recommend that movie at all.

If we wanna get into Smutty territory, let's save it for /trash/

Ah? Ah, sorry, I meant by talking. And by Swindle, to keep the shell.

I'm aware, just thought it'd be handy to just mention that there, some people forget its a blue board (I nearly did).

>"You know Shockwave's going to catch on, right?"
>"Shut up, Skywarp. I'm thinking."
>"Just saying. If things go up, I don't know you. At all."
>"Oh no, you're not getting out of this!"
>"teleporting is really useful."
>"You think Shockwave doesn't have some anti-teleportation devise or some slag!?"
>"Then what do you suggest? We just go up to Shocky, tell him that is was your idea to sexualise him-"
>"MY IDEA? You wanted him to be in one of Starscreams streams!"
>"Because it would make a ton of shanix, Swindle! Besides, you were all for it!"
>"Because I thought he wouldn't connect the dots!"
>"Exactly! YOU thought that SHOCKWAVE wouldn't think LOGICALLY about your slag!"
>"He's going to kill us. Feed us to one of his experiments.. I'm too valuable to die, Skywarp! I can't be filthy rich if I'm dead!"
>"Okay, okay. Let's think. Who could convince Shockwave that everything is logical and starring in a ScreamStar stream is for the good of the cause?"

>"... And that's why we're calling you, Lord Megatron. Because we need you to convice Shockwave that everything is legitimate. So, if you could just give Shockwave a call that would be gre-- hello? Hello?"

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Damn right. Cannot wait for this Christmas.

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They are fucked.

i mean you (Roberts) likened Tailgate to like a baby....yeah shipping him with anyone is just plain weird.

also Cyclonus's holomatter avatar should've been a samurai.

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Roberts, what the fuck?
I like it but sure as hell not as Cyclonus.

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>*They'll be fucked

>Shockwave when he realizes he's been tricked

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Ooh, boy.

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>Skywarp.
>"TC."
>Why is Swindle here?
>"Oooh, you know. Business. Stream business. Important stream business. Top secret."
>He's been here for two days
>"Yeah. He, uh, needs to be here. For the stream. Because we're managers. You wouldn't understand. It's what happens when you have a SUCCESSFUL career."
>... I'm going to ignore that. So what business involves the both of you loitering on the couch playing human video games?
>"We're studying the behavior of humans and their games so we can turn StreamStar into a potential gamer strea- OH GO BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR TAILPIPE, LADIESMAN217. MISFIRE COULD SHOOT BETTER THAN YOU!"
>Uhuh. Swindle, how long are you going to be here?
>'Until the end of time, if I have to.'
>Ha, okay. Did the Combaticons kick you out or something? Or did one of your schemes blow up and now you're hiding in hopes the heat dies down?"
>'...'
>"... Ha! C-Could you imagine that, Swindle? Like that would every happe-"
>'We pissed off Shockwave and now he wants to kill us!'
>YOU DID WHAT?
>'It was all Skywarp's idea!'
>"WHAT?"
>WHAT?
>< Could you fools all SHUT UP! I'm trying to STREAM here and I can't do that with all your YAPPING!>

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i really dig the victorian schoolmaster alpha bitch design, but it sooo doesnt fit with that particular iteration of Cyclonus.
That design looks more like something you would see in a rule 63 thread.

So Humans are living alongside Cybertronians at this point I presume? I'm assuming that so it wouldn't be weird if one of the Seekers ends up on ScreamStars screams, since they'll just assume they share a large home.

whales shouldn't be aloud to cosplay at all

>Ladiesman217
Hahaha.
Shockwave's coming for them. Still wearing the shell, for some reason.

>Meanwhile, in the dastardly lair of Shockwave

>"Shockwave's Log. Today has been an odd day. The humans interests seem to ellude my understanding. So i began to study what they deem interesting
>What I found was highly illogical
>They seem to spend hours watching cat videos on their human Teletran they call 'The Internet'. I find this waste of brain cells highly illogical. There is nothing endearing about felines, and I do not find them cute
>Within my studies, I have found that Soundwave has taken an interest of these videos, as he seems to have an entire catalogue of videos of Ravage 'playing around'
>After watching all 500 videos, each ranging in length, I still do not find what is so interesting.
>Currently, my study of the cat videos has lead me to a sort of streaming service, why I now watch a livestream of Ravage sleeping on a couch. The stream has over 10,000 current viewers. It is highly illogical that so many would watch this for hours, so I have been watching it for hours to see if anything has changed
>Perhaps there is more to all this. Soundwave's stream seems to be only second to Starscream's, whose foolish yapping seems to endear the humans
>According to his events page, he was supposed to have a busty bootacious guest on his stream. The humans seem to refer to stem as sweaterpuppi-
>"Swindle you son of a BI-"

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And even then it's kinda reaching.

I liked this better rather than the samurai route that would of undoubtedly had ridiculous anime stereotypes I've seen in some fan made versions of him.

i think he also envisioned Overlord's holomatter avatar being one too.

jesus christ, it's obvious what are some writers fetishes lol.

All the Seekers live in one apartment.

Which must be massive, unless they all have Pretender Shells and live together like 'normal humans'

The politician thing fit Overlord pretty well since he is such a fag.
Overlord and Hillary share the same energy.

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I've seen this Cyclonus floating around Twitter lately and it's pretty much the only fanmade human Cyclonus I've ever liked. I think I even like it better than his official holomatter.

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Its fine to make Cyclonus a woman, but she should be a tired old woman, much like in your pic. he is an old warrior, not some high society rich bitch.
Also i have to point out.
>No horns.

>Reminder that Bumblebee likes watching Storage Wars.
Is Shockwave still going to the stream?

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Not that user, but I think the scars symbolise the horns.

I need a drawfag to do this with Transformers now
youtube.com/watch?v=YRv6v_ScrJo

Trying to keep apolitical, but fuck it. Not even Overlord is that bloodthirsty.

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I guess the lore starts with Starscream drinking over losing Windblade to a human after going to Earth, which then prompted the Seekers (Mainly Thundercracker) to lowkey kick Starscream out. Thus having him bunk with Megatron
Megatron, not being peaches and gravy with Starscream being in his house, promptly kicks him out to Earth. Which causes Starscream to have to get a pretender shell
After telling TC and Skywarp the situation, Skywarp chats with Swindle and tells him that Screamer got kicked off Cybertron to Earth. Which causes Swindle (And Skywarp) to create StreamStar after Swindle told Skywarp about streamers
Thinking of the potential profit of exploiting Starscream, Skywarp convinces Thundercracker to move to Earth along with him, baiting him with human movie deals
And then all happens, with the Seekers also all getting a pretender shell (Also from Swindle)
And the rest is history. Both TC and Skywarp have been in a stream. Slipstream is lowkey a stream rival (Since everyone thinks she's still on Cybertron). Bee is a stream rival.

TL;DR, everyone's on Earth

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>Gutcruncher's Storage War$

>i think he also envisioned Overlord's holomatter avatar being one too.

Firs off that wasn't a holomatter avatar that was a pretender, a fully realized meat covered transformer body for Overlord.

Second, the fact it was a woman was a reference to the OG Overlord being a lifeless robot empowered by a husband and wife team. Her name was even a reference to them "Megan Guiliani" from Mega and Giga.

>Slipstream is lowkey a stream rival (Since everyone thinks she's still on Cybertron).
I wanna know more about that!
>Bee is a stream rival.
And he/she's kicking their asses.

There was a brief GT in one of the old threads about how Slipstream knows about Starscreams streams and actively tries to fuck with him in chat
After getting banned by his whitekni- mods, she made her own stream to be competition to Starscream's, but no one knows that it's Slipstream since both the Seekers and the Rainmakers think she's still on Cybertron
Slipstream even carries on the ruse by attending any of the Rainmakers concerts on Cybertron just so they know that she's on Cybertron. When she isn't
She crashes Starscream's streams constantly with no survivors and even goes out of her way to stream snipe him. Starscream also does the same whenever Slipstream isn't fucking with him. The humans love their rivalry anytime when they're both online their streams double in viewership just to see what they'll do to each other

You could say that she has a habit of slipping into his streams

If they don't know she's Slipstream, do they just assume she's just a random streamer who decided to mess with them?

Pretty much. The same way how the humans don't know StreamStar is Starscream, Starscream, and pretty much everyone, doesn't know the streamer actively fucking with StreamStar is Slipstream

Next phase of the war, an unassuming streamer decides to aid CharBee on her streams, to her managers' protests (Blaster and Charlie).

this was before Requiem of the Wreckers when he said that. Roberts did not write that story, that was Nick Roche.

It shows. Both the good and the bad.

>"Hey, uh, Blaster? I kind of got a weird email."
>Y'get used to it, Bee. I get weird creepy fanmail all the time, man
>"Yeah, but. This is from a streamer."
>'Ugh, is StreamStar trying to start shit again?'
>"Language! And no, it's from SlipStream."
>Isn't she on Cybertron?
>"No, not Slipstream, SlipStream!"
>'Well I feel foolish.'
>The slag does she want?
>"Apparently she wants us to... Join forces?"
>'Bee, that girl is bad news.'
>Yeah man. I don't trust her. I mean, I'm all for messing with Starscream. But this is a human we're talking about. An actual human. Messing with Starscream
>'Total badass.'
>"Hey! I can be a bad a- a bad- I can be cool!"
>Listen, Bee. I get you. But that girl's just a bad influence. Nothing good comes from being with a bad influence. It changes you. Y'ever watched Grease?
>'Have you?'
>Okay, bad example. Look, the point is-
>'The point is, you're a good guy, Bee. And Slipstream-
>"SlipStream."
>'-SlipStream is a bad girl. Don't date the bad girl, Bee. It always goes sour.'
>"... Okay.."

>... Dating? Who said anything about dating?
>'Well your example wasn't any better, Blaster'

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>I challenge CharBee to come to my stream
>"Now she's done it."

>"She's actually calling him out!"
>'Vector Sigma, what do I do!?'
>Why not just ignore her?
>"And get called a sparkling by the humans! We could lose views here, Charlie! Enough views that we might even get knocked off the top 5! And Starscream would jump at the chance to rub it in!"
>'She might even start attacking the stream!'
>Huh. Well played, SlipStream. Well played

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She might not seem like it but she may very well be one of the smarter Cons.

>Fucks with Starscream to a point where it generates a stream rivalry
>Deceives the Rainmakers into thinking that she's still on Cybertron, theyereby convincing the Seekers to also think she's still on Cybertron
>Giving Bee an ultimatum that may change the very landscape of the waifu stream wars
This is why Slipstream isn't invited to family get-togethers

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>pic
You know, I wouldn't be opposed to that. Arcee got a raw deal on that show. And Slipstream is pretty much unaligned.

It seemed to be a common pairing back during the Animated days
Either that or someone just comished a lot of it. Like Astrid

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I don't know why, but I feel it fits. The art being good helps.

I guess its the standard big gruff asshole being a big softie for the one pathetic little cute one. I also feel their relationship towards one another had a nice developmental arc but I totally understand if others dont feel that way. I just feel like they work well together.

You can cosplay if you're a fatty but for fucks sakes choose things that suit your body type. If you're fat pick a fat character or one that wears enough stuff that you can hide that you're fat.

Thanks for replying. Well, what I didn't like was how harsh Cyclonus acted towards Tailgate at first, I feel he was too savage but I agree on the development part.

>tfg seemed to be getting back up again
>thread crashed and burned in a matter of less than 10 posts.
guess it's time to crash here again.

You are always welcome.
Excellent, I love talking about you know what.

I for once wish we could just link this thread there so the picture sharing anons would come here, but i don't want the shitposters to bleed to this place.
and i don't get it please tell me what

Why was the Slipstream idea deleted?

toys

Yeah, what the fuck? The images weren't even lewd and neither was the context

rePost it later during the night.

Weird, Guess we... shelve the idea and focus on fleshing out the Streamers we already have?

oh, that, wait a bit later for it.
will continue talking about what i was wanting to know in /tfg/
maybe it was deleted by the user because he wanted to polish it?

I'm the user and I didn't delete them
Maybe the higher ups like generbent bots but not actual fembots

No. I just got something. Charlie catches her.
>'Em..Bee that's not a human. I would know, I, you know, was? Am? Point is, she looks close to one but she isn't.'

odd.
just repost it down there in that case.

If I had to guess maybe it was considered avatarposting? Someone really didn't like the long drawn out in-character green texting and reported them, probably. It's not like TFGs are stranger to RPing in the thread. Not saying that's what happened, because I have no way of knowing for certain, but that's as logical a reason as any other I can come up with.

Eh? No,no, it was just that. I wasn't in tfg. What happened this time?

Guess we’ll wait & see

In the meantime, We’ve gotta flesh out some stuff for CharBee and ScreamStar
We’ve got their respective managers down, now we just need.
>Streaming Style
>Personality (CharBee mostly)
>Whatever else comes to mind

>"Then if SlipStream isn't human... Then who is she?"
>'I think... I think SlipStream might be... Slipstream.'
>"Whaaaaaat? But how? And why Slipstream?"
>'Why SlipStream could be Slipstream. I don't know, call it a hunch.'

I know out of every website Yea Forums will be able to answer this.

Is. It. Possible. To romance and have sex with a female Transformer? Do they have synthetic flesh or soft plastic flesh underneath their boxy forms?

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Well at least now we know not to post an image of the same characters twice or some passerby might think it's avatarposting

discussing about CW prime, got suggested a upgrade kit and i just mused about cost, suddenly someone got on my face and called me a poorfag for not pouring everything i have on TFs, and things just spiraled down from there.
not to mention IDW reared it's ugly head.
Yes, and if you want them to yes

There is no canon answer despite what the spergs try to say.

>Is. It. Possible. To romance and have sex with a female Transformer?
Boy, do I have a comic series for you

CharBee acts normal, but has a natural charm. She tries to stay off lewd stuff and bad words. But...it never really stays that way. Funnily enough, it is Charlie herself who enocourages Bee to get loose.

Probably mostly the wall of greentext dialogue. Mod or janny probably saw it come up in a report and just went tl;dr, fuck it, and deleted it.

>user when he discovers Fred Perry

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Bee's steams are usually family-friendly. No swearing, no sexual provoking. Just family friendly entertainment
No body watches the stream because it's family friendly. Everyone watches it because Bee is adorable and it's fun getting her flustered into not swearing
Blaster is all about keeping things safe because he's a DJ and also occasionally streams so he knows the rules of the streaming website. Charlie wants Bee to occasionally cut loose because she wants to beat Starscream

Sounds like good stuff, Charlees probably the only one that isn’t in a pretender shell, and fills the general Guardian/Ride for the two ‘Humans’.

Ironically enough. She finds it funny too.

BW proves that it is a thing, if only for recreative purposes.

>IDW
What does that mean?

No it doesn't, it's an offhand joking comment that is hardly enough to say it's concrete. And the BA screenshot of her wireframe has already been explained many times by the designers as the altmodes mouth parts, so thats not valid either.
Fuck we've been having this same fucking retarded conversation here since 2007.

And Beast Wars is in G1 Continuity

the comics, /tfg/ is notoriously bad at actually being able to discuss any kind of media without devolving into name calling.
that's exactly what happened

>And the BA screenshot of her wireframe has already been explained many times by the designers as the altmodes mouth parts
what
>Fuck we've been having this same fucking retarded conversation here since 2007.
wait, what?
jesus i didn't think it would go on for that long.

>"Looks like Tw*ch is having a streaming contest. Whichever stream gets the most views and followers wins a bonus of... $5000 dollars, what!?"
>'Wait, what!?'
>"Top 5 finalists with get an additional $1000 cash prize while top 3 will get $3000. Top 3 finalists will also be immortalized on the front page of the website! This is insane!"
>I mean, do we really need the money? Blaster pretty much covers all out expenses with his DJ gigs.
>'Nice to know that you admit to mooching off of me.'
>And besides, who cares about rankings and top 5 and stuff? It's just a competition to get streamers to fight amongst one another. You're better than this Bee.
>"It looks like Starscream is entering the contest."
>And we are going to STOMP THAT GUY WHEN WE GET THE TOP SPOT AND RUB IT IN HIS FACE

>'Bee, I received an email!'
>Ah, Road Rage, you found me out. Flamewar talks a lot about you, I'm honest with this alliance, we are after ScreamStar after all. Keep it a secret, ok?
>"What was it?"
>'Uh, nothing, just an automated response about the challenge.'

>”When the hell did you start getting called Road Rage?”
>”Remember those times back on Cybertron I told you about where I go out every now and then to get my Chassis buffed”
>”...Yes.”
>”I lied about that”
>”So you WERE Street Racing!”
>”Yeah y’caught me back then, But you pinned it all as Flamewars lie!”

I'm impressed we are actually legitimately making a character out of this idea. Cool.

Oh, right. I forgot.
Previous thread.

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That. That was a good thread

The ideas just sorta matched up

Happy little accident if anything.

Ah yes, it was.

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Funnily enough, the green text above also works as a prequel.

Yeah that’s why I replied to it.

I pull it to fembots getting fat. Try and wrap your brain around that insanity.

The one about the contest?

Oh nah I meant this one:

Are you still there user?

Yeah I’m just waiting for people to respond, It’d be sad to just carry a thread by ones loansome

Seems like we should making this kind of texts for now. But I guess we can still discuss ideas.

Yeah, We should just wait for more people to come back before we try chat anything up

Maybe swap Tags on Discord/Socials so we don’t have to chat like this?

I don't have a Discord yet, though. By Socials do you mean social media?

Yeah, I’ll share mine then delete it before anybody else can catch it

So I drew this. I guess it's something. I'm kinda new at this.

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On second thoughts, won’t be a good idea, somebody will probably just Screenshot it

As for this piece, Looks Fine for a first drawing.

Say, you taking lessons?

Yep. Let's keep like that, I'm at most threads so no issues by me.

Nope, just scribbled all the time during school, but I need to learn poses and perspectives.

just post it in the trash thread

Ah yeah. It was from memory, does it look like her?

She looks a little Eastern if I had to be honest, but I'm looking forward to seeing you improve!

Alright, thanks! Appreciated.

Is it late enough for toy discussion?

Yes. Let's go.

Alright, To tread on tattered ground once more.

You think this figure will turn out to be decent in hand? Or will it be a Shellformer like everybody's afraid of?

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Alright, anything you want to get or you have gotten lately?
It will be MP-36 all over again, more a display piece rather than anything meant to be played with

So...yeah. I'm still not convinced. What do you think?

I'm agreeing with , I prefer to be able to play with my Transformers like you're supposed to, and I'd rather get a previous MP Bee for the Job

Should I get PotP Inferno or Repugnus?

Me too. I really don't understand what they are doing, Masterpieces are no longer fun, they are just display pieces now.

Seems like it, especially with the extras featured with MP Jazz, his snap in two gimmick is perfect for displays.

>implying you did anything but "bent elbow slightly and add to crowd" with your old MPs
MPs are finally fun since they aren't just stiff inexpressive statues

I thought they finally improved circa MP-10 era but I think they started to devolve around Sunstreaker.

They aren't even that good at display because of the kibble
I would say inferno if you have limbots to go alongside him

Don't see how. Sunstreaker's pretty much perfect.

I mean since if you put Sunstreaker next to Sideswipe, Sunstreaker looks so much like the cartoon it looks jarring.

I think he meant it as post sunstreaker

Yeah, they went full cartoon afterwards.

Good.

...Which lead to the new Masterpiece Bumblebee.

There's a point where they overcorrected though

Not so much since we ended with Punished Bee.

Let's not even go so far, MP-36 happened first

Romance: Yes
Sex: Well they could get something installed but it might not mean the same to them as it does to us.

>The amount of Black Market Modifications after Cybertron learns about Human recreational sex

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Looks better than the last MP Bumblebee.

To be fair, it's an improvement over the previous Megatron.

Any shape.
Any size.
Anywhere you want it.

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You kidding? first bee wasn't perfect but panel explosion is not an improvement
That wasn't the highest of hurdles to jump over

>[radio noises]
>She said any way you want it that's the way you need it any way you want it

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Anybody here play the Transformers TCG..?

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That's still a thing?

I wish that Megatron had remained forgotten.

Not that user, but actually it's kinda new.

We can always pretend it doesn't exist...

Kinda interested, how is it?

Really? i wasn't aware of that, how new are we speaking, year old or less?

Less than a year old.

The second set just came out, adding combiners and triple changers to the game!

It's not nearly as complex as a game like Magic, but it's still quite fun. It's also quite a bit faster than Magic and the like, with more of your strategy being in the deck building and team choices.

Oh, it is really new, and i'm now interested.
So, what do they do?

Is it still easy to get into (decks, booster packs)? I could use a slightly less complex game.

Yeah, you should easily be able to find Wave 1 packs around, and Wave 2 just came out. The starter deck and the Metroplex deck are easily available as well.

The Constructicon deck comes out at the end of the month, and features the whole six-bot team.

There's a TransformersTCG subreddit that's decently active, and lots of youtube videos.

The basic game starts with each player having a team of bots out, in their alt modes. You have a deck of action and upgrade cards that also have colored pips on the top right corner. Each turn, you can flip one of your Transformers to their other mode, play an action, and an upgrade. Then, you attack with one of your characters at one of your opponent's characters. You and the defending player flip the top two cards of your deck, and the color and number of pips you flip determine how much you add to your attack value, and the defender adds to their defense value. The first player to lose all of their characters loses.

Sounds easy to play.

I see, that actually sounds really fun

Easy to play, and really fun. The complex part comes in team and deck building - What effects do you want on your bots, do you focus on attack or defense, etc.

The battle cards that you make you deck out of also use art from the comics which is great.

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That's great about Hasbro, anything from the comics could make it into the toys and other merchandise. Kinda weird they didn't try this sooner.

Seems worth a try.

If you do get into it, ignore the rules from the starter set, and go right for the advanced game rules on the website. The starter set rules are like, a baby step to teach a kid how to card game for the first time.

Also be aware, the battle cards are the size of Magic cards, while the character cards are the size of two Magic cards next to each other. And then Metroplex and Omega Supreme, the two Titans that are out, are even bigger than the character cards normally are.

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Thans for the tips.
Question, is it crack like the other TCGs out there?

Yeah.

For example, Nemesis Prime from Wave 1 is $100+ at the moment.

Yep, that's TCG crack at work.
Will consider it anyways, thanks for showing that

Is that the rarest card?

Yeah, he's a "Super Rare" - Only Nemesis Prime and Bumblebee, Legendary Warrior are Super Rares in Wave 1. Wave 2, on the other hand, has four Super Rares.

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>Flame sees your file folders

>mfw i discovered Fred Perry

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Commander class Lugnut when?
Big boi deserves a big toy

>The movies are so dated and the hype over them is long dead and buried, and THAT is when Hasbro does a "collector" aimed series? Strange fucking timing.
I think that's kinda the point - I think they know that nobody will care about those designs once the rebooted movies really get going, so they're trying to put out toys BEFORE the post-Bumblebee movies make them look even worse.

I'll look it up.

Is that to say Roberts didn't WANT to write heterosexual relationships in the book?

He didn't want to have Nautica be in a relationship because he didn't want it to feel like she HAD to be in one just because she's a girl.

then does the same logic apply to Velocity, because Velocity and Swerve were the characters in question

Brakedown GTS from the Cybertron toyline makes a pretty passable Velocity, manface aside.

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eh, not really.

i don't know why i expected better

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Is that official?

yes

Maybe with some remolding.

It's a hard pass, then. So close.

not even remotely, they could have gone TLK remold with a new head

I mean because it's Siege and G1 Barricade, you'd figure they would be able to put the engineering powers to good use and yet..uhhh. Is it regular line or exclusive?

regular, and it's because it's using the already poorly thought out prowl mold.
at least this one will be slightly better at holding out with time.

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Too bad it makes a poor Barricade, what else did they reveal?

those 2 guys

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Wedge or what was their name?

that chubby gold face looks terrible
he looks like bumblebee's fat cousin

i know he's supposed to be BB main rival but that's going too far

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maybe

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is it bad if I like this MP Bumblebee? The hood rump he has goin on is unfortunate, but I like everything else.

No, it's fine if you like it. It does everything they tell you it does, the other thing is that it's way too expensive.

Kinda funny how they are doing Micromasters right now that the war has just begun.

over 100 bucks for a car crash

With those dubs it can't be anything else. It's almost as bad as Universe Cheetor.

We get it, you don't like it. Some people do.

It's fine to like it. But yeesh, it's expensive. I don't hate it.

Micromasters look great, Barricade looks meh. He doesn't even have a new head does he?

Yes, i get it.
but people are free to not like it.

It's Smokescreen's.

Barely looks like it.
i really expected something like this, the TLK mold isn't even bad by any means

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It's most likely Smokescreen's.

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Oh shame. I hoped for something like this.

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I have a soft spot for the DS game, maybe they'll do Micromaster Barricade too.

Nice things and things done with effort are verboten in this fandom.

Who drew?

You exaggerate.

>bland scrapmetal mess design
>"nice thing"
get that shit outta here

mobile.twitter.com/kamizono144/status/877074562948530178

hello friends, how is everyone doing?

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By a vehichcon the f you want a generic transformer

Ah, missed you, user. How are you doing?

doing good so far

Thank you. Hijab wearing transformers are cute.

>Arab cutie Smokescreen
So cute.

Is there any archive of all his designs without having to go through his entire twitter?

that's how twitter is unfortunately.

hiya ive been busy with college work but I figured I would say hi

thats good do anything noteworthy today?

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The relationship between trans women and femininity is the same relationship as between Tarn and Megatron.

Discuss.

Is she from Carbombya?

How about no.

Ah good to know. Did you read the next part?

No, Cybertron.

>woman
>also a car
If she were I'd figure she would be living abroad anyway.

Well we’ve worked a ton on Ideas like a Windblade Solo Movie and even more so on ScreamStar

I know it's hard to accept, but it's time to take off that absurd, toxic mask and show the world your real self.

>Female Muslim Transformer
>cannot drive herself

Absolutely haram. She needs to be pelted by Rocklords.

yeah it was great have you made anymore progress?

cool! a windblade movie would be cute but I dont think anyone would know who she was if they put it out. Well except us

It’s pretty much all in the Previous thread if it’s still available

Nope, but I can start. Anything you wanna see? I'll accept your input.

>Cannot drive herself

Kek

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Kamizono is so disgustingly fucking cute.

Posting pics of awkwardly posed Transformers he just bought and gushing over them.

Drawing cute girl Transformers.

And he's the extremely rare Japanese fan who's into western stuff, he did a great pic of the Torchbearers and even a Shattered Glass pic.

Could do without the edgy racism.

Do you have that picture of the torchbearers?

Religion. Muslim is religion, not race

oh cool let me take a look.

im big into size difference in couples larger female smaller males so anything of that would be cute. Like slip commenting on how tiny he is and making fun of him for it. Something like that. If only humans had the size difference of spiders.

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Yes I do.

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Alright. I'll try putting some of it, though subtly.

Im muslim you ass.

Thank you!

Then leave.

no problem. here is his Slash (I believe he drew her when he bought the dinobots)

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That's a very nice Slash. No joke.

why would it be a joke

Affirmative

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I mean I really like it. I'd say I love it but I didn't want to say seriously or anything like that.

>”Windblade?”
>”Yes Drift?”
>”Are you sure transferring my Spark to this new body is vital to avenging your spirit?”
>”Mhm, Yep! What are you waiting for?”

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of course wouldnt want it to get fetishy

im actually a fan of this design its surprisingly cute and im not really a fan of hijabs

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Well I'll be damned. The madlads did it. An attractive Windblade.

I myself still enjoy the geisha look though

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slow thread

Beh, It happens

Cute

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If you get a second one you can have
>FemSlash

Perfect.

luckily it was enough for limit to happen now

Is it a good thing or a bad thing these designs never made it into the crossover comic?

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Thank you, I hadn't seen that one.

The gender bender sword cuts both ways...

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A good thing, those designs don't look as good, really.

And if I get Cindersaur?

M’ress’s head looks like an old lady

>She's still a head.
Poor gal.

He's yet to do a R63 Arcee or Chromia that I've seen.

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Heck, I'd say she looks like a mouse.

But... they did.

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I take it as the current ‘Arc’ we’ve got them going through, Maybe next thread Windblade will finally get her body back

>...hot femSlash?
Look man, there only so many erotic terminology pun I can make.

...

In my defense I didn’t read them and certain comments on another site led me to believe they didn’t.

>religion
>race
Now who's the racist?
It's Blurr, he races all the time

Haha, hot femSlash works.

Christ this crossover was trash.

She can be spirit Windblade for a bit more, she can manage.

>”I wish I could touch things again.”

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I read it but honestly, it was so short I didn't notice.

>said in a more annoying tone rather than sad

arcee is so strong she is great my second best girl for sure her or maybe blackarachnia

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Heyguysheyguysdon'tyouthinkit'sweird
That
That
Threequartersofallcrimecommitedintheunitedstates
Isdonebyafractionofthepopulation?

HonestlyHitlerwasn'tthatbadofaguy
He'sjustlikeus
Triedtosavehishomefromevilthatsoughttodestroyit
Idon'tgetwhyhumansgetsoupsetaboutit
IfQuintessonswantedtheirowncityonCybertron
I'dtell'emtoblowitouttheirtailpipe!

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That pic is so good.

It goes so fast you wouldn't notice.
>Ah, yeah sure Blurr.

this is fucking awful

agreed. I really like it. D'you think Blackarachnia would want her own little servant? I'd quit my job for that job.

Outstanding post.

That Blackarachnia? Sure.
BW Blackarachnia would like it at first but then she'll tell you to stop after a while.
Legends Blackararachnia would be too flustered.

And thus the first case of Blurrposting was born

it's still sunday, another thread?

Possibly, Any Topic in mind?

Yes. you know when.

I was thinking Strongarm.

Nightbird.

>Chunky Cop edition

>Cute Cop

Might be later. She's nice. She's like a female version of Bumbleblee.

>Triple C
>Cute n' Chunky Cop

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that has to be used now

Brilliant.

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>tfw no art of chunky Strongarm at all

>I’ll make a giant robot version of me!
>This will definitely have what it takes to finally defeat Gridman!

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Next thread

Cute despot.