what do you do?
You have become you waifu
Masturbate endlessly.
Masturbate
Murder skrulls
this. then after
>hey fellow teenage girls, wanna hug eachother in our underwear and practice kissing? is only practice so it doesnt count~
threesome
mindwipe batman and rapists. but mostly batman.
why is she mindwiping him? and why Zatanna looks like she came of from the road to el dorado?
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Bad things
>yfw you became the worst character on the show
Doctor Light had managed to sneak onto the JLA satellite and raped Sue Dibny (retconned story, told in Identity Crisis). Zee and some other Leaguers decided the only way to protect their families was to make Light forget it ever happened and adjust his personality to be a little less rapey. It ended up turning him into a Z-list loser tho who couldn't manage a win against the Teen Titans.
Batman caught the group "adjusting" Light and disagreed with their methods. Zee subdued Bats and made him forget the incident. Its suggested this alteration is what made the 80s "james bond" batman go to the 90s grimdark batman.
Forced drama. Zee's magic was never shown as being that unreliable before.
I don't know, Eat?
Due to the formulaic nature of Jap 'creativity', this has actually become a manga genre now.
>why is she mindwiping him?
Gordon finally talked him into raping the Joker, and she needs to make sure he never does it again.
>You have become you waifu
I'm my own waifu?
who is your waifu?
spread the trap religion
tell all my lady friends about the superiority of black lightning and laugh all day at white lightnings.
I've become Ronda Rousey?
I proceed to beat the fuck out of Sarah Logan, mount her and grind my lady dick cunt against her face.
Then have her beat the fuck out of Liv Morgan with me and take turns doing it to her
Well, I guess I'll finally love myself.
I didn't know that Ronnie's bf posted here.
Not a whole lot different than what she normally does.
She has a cute girldick
I'd be blowing her daily if I was her bf
Start a patron and become an e girl.
Do Scottish tomboy things.
I'd want to get a boner but I couldn't.
I'd celebrate then go solve some mysteries.
Settle some scores.
This, but more enthusiastic.
I'd become a hardened soldier so that I can defeat Zaheer without becoming a potato.
I'd also become a nudist, so that everybody can have canon nudes
Depends, who on here would I be the most successful as??
I'd fly around and fist myself in the clouds, go wherever I please, laser the shit out of shitskin terrorists in the Middle East, behead incels, criminals, and annoying offended cunts with my bare hands, generally just stir up chaos wherever and whenever I'd want to - people have no choice but to tolerate me because I'm a flying death machine with the added bonus of having giant tits. Imagine the shitstorm and fear it would cause all over the world and imagine the publicity. Suddenly some tall blonde busty bitch exists and flies around lasering and freezing people to death and everyone just kind of has to deal with it since killing her is pretty much impossible (assuming this is a world where I'm the only superpowered individual). i'd probably be worshipped as a goddess by some cult and get shit tons of gifts from lonely weebs and rich feminists.
Would be pretty fun desu.
I would listen to nightcore without feeling like a big gay
Based
Take a long ass shower, then have some fun with her stretching powers after while avoiding Bob like the plague.
I would create a new division in my industry called Sato Zaibatsu and finance a martial arts tournament around the world.
Also I don't go out with you, Asami, I go out with Kuvira instead
I'd also maybe give Kya a shot as well
kys barney fag
Very well.
The less you are in my life, the better I can apply my plans.
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Off-topic:
I need fucking more Asami pics
>barney fag
what that means?
Well it was nice knowing you guys
>I can turn into an extremely durable police truck on top of being cute.
I can do anything I damn well please and nobody's gonna stop me. Life's good.
First spend time in front of a mirror, second up a comic book store.
Avoid lemon juice.
Take the opportunity to turn my life around.
Kidnap Princess and make her my slave.
>the majority of this thread's answers aren't just "masturbate"
It really is a different time.
I like to think it doesn't need to be said because it's so obvious.
Do my best to avoid ending up like my IDW counterpart.
go for a walk as a pretty person, and enjoy not feeling humiliated in public for once.
I still can't believe they put that in
See how powerful my new body is.
Get possessed by the soul of Sadist from a parallel earth
The question wasn't "what's the first thing you do". You gotta have a plan other than schlicking it all the time.
Don't matter if you're male or female, Nightcore is for FAGS
Dress up, go to a gay bar, and get railed by lesbians with strapons in the bathroom.
Be sad and useless. So not much different from real life
yeah, but if I was Violet I would be a fag anyway
Do I have the full knowledge of my waifu or just her appearance? Did I take her place or am I in the real world?
Wait to be kidnapped or race or party or whatever.
Mastur88, of course!
their world. and is just your mind on her body, you only know what you know.
See if I could use magic.
>can't teleport because I don't know how
>can't do magic because I don't know how
I guess I just do what said and just go get fucked silly
Same.
Masturbate. A LOT.
Seduce teenage boys. ALL the teenage boys.
10/10 body, lucky user.
Rape the cut human
I'm afraid i'm too attached to my dick and I hate homosexuals too much to become Korra. If the bisexual option is still a thing... maybe.
What did you say?
Helen is the best example of how a delicious milf should look like
Would actually be terrible
Korra in canon is a bisexual, but she is in a homosexual relationship. I hate thar shit. So instead I would date one if the males, because i'm not in my body but in Korra's. Therefore sucking a dick as her wouldn't be gay.
I would eventually stop to get some real dick.
Saved
Do I get all her meta-bilities?
Does she wake up in my body and have no skills?
Why are you trying to form in my imagination an appreciation for human dock flesh using my experiences eating food? Go get me a production team, Silicon Wafer.
Take a giant shit to see what my waifu's poop smells like
This sounds better. Take a massive shit and then take a picture and label it "waifu's stool".
I Would Betray Zoom and then make tender love to Oliver.
Faggot.
Use my Beast mode for pranks,and maybe become a cam girl.
>Camgirl Blackarachnia
user knows what's good.
Invest in hair transplants
Make an ahegao face and everything
I dunno... probably bang on the drums all day. Also take secret pictures of my band mates in the dressing room and then post them on Yea Forums. Gotta keep y'all *abreast*. :^)
Order a team meeting, and the first order of business is a massive orgy and everyone has to participate, including Xavin, Doombot, the Gibborim son, and my staff slave.
Work at a strip club.
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Finger myself and makeout with Jackie Lynn Thomas and Star
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Adopt.
Have a threesome
That's fucking hilarious
>TFW I don't have a waifu.
So do I become nothing? Did OP just wipe me out of existence?
become a qt streamer
kiss my daughter
but are you Ruby or Weiss? this is important
That is very gay.
This and try to seduce her and make her feel really fucking weird like in face//off
The best girl of course
Find some way in the alternate reality to cause size change and turn myself into a city stomping giantess.
He's a shitposter
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Does it have to be my primary waifu? Because I don't want to become a 150 pound catgirl who isn't even 6 feet tall.
Assault, humiliate, and molest
Use my waifu body to fuck my husbando
Continue to draw lewd fanart of her.
>NARWHAL BLAST!
A human.
kys discord tranny
>not trying out your sick powers instead
Have role reversal relationships with some cute shy geek boy.
Also become streamer, have donats, buy cool stuff for me and him.
I would bully my cousin, maybe infect him with cooties.