So Clover was actually best girl,all other choices are objectively wrong

Did she just kill the fuck out of two plane fulls of people

>picking the snobby white girl over the tan sports ditz

What if the girls has different-sized chests?

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Sam is best, fight me fag

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Not going to waste my breath on someone so wrong.

Solid A tier, to be sure. Alex is double S though, so, sorry.

Sam and Alex are tied best for completely different reasons, Clover is a distant third.

What fools you all are

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All three of you are wrong.

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>get a rasp
>just fucking rubbing with the tip like a paint brush

what the fuck did they mean by this

The better question is how the fuck did Alex get out

I wouldn't worry about it.

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w-what

I said not to worry about it.

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What I want to know is how she launched it out of the heel in the first place. Did they explain how it's triggered in the episode?
So did she just have the bottle right where the strap ended up going? Because that explains how that happened, but it still leaves the question of how she got it in the exact right place.

Probably toe activated.

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Oh

Now that's hot

>Did they explain how it's triggered in the episode?
That's not how Totally Spies works, user.

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>starts as a big leather buckle
>then turns into more like a seatbelt

Were these fucks paying attention to anything but the fetish stuff

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Just how powerful are those suits? one malfunction and she could seriously hurt herself

I'm just saying, if you're asking how Alex got out (like did) then you have to question how she activated the gadget in the first place.
Remember the laser mirrors?

Spy science is very advanced.

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They're all great. But Sam is superior

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This fucking show

Ah the greatest thread of the week has arrived.
Alex is best girlfriend, Sam is best brainwashed maid.

Ketchup,mustard and relish up my hotdog!

Alex is /fit/, Yea Forums and Yea Forums
Sam is Yea Forums and /sci/
Clover is /fa/

All 3 are on on /fit/ and /fa/

The Spies have shown blatant disregard for life on a few occasions, and some of these have no cut-away of the villain alive.

Off the top of my head they've thrown multiple people from fast moving planes only to be caught in mid air by WHOOP agents the Spies didn't know were there, if they are caught at all; they've used their freeze spray on mooks with audible shatter and no indication that the mook wasn't in a million pieces; and the scene in question where Alex gleefully attempts deadly force on escaping baddies, who are not killed in that scene, but some are thrown from a plane later and not shown having been recovered safely.

I call these bits "Totally Murdered"

>Ethnicity: Brown
Ambiguously Brown is the best race.

It's like the Gaang destroying Fire Nation airships and throwing tanks off a mountain after listening to Aang's speeches about how all life is sacred. It's ok because she's a heroine.

Clover would ironically be the best mother of the two spies.

the fact that they all become colored smears when getting out of the hole cracked me the fuck up for some reason

Don’t slutty party girls don’t into super Strict mothers? Realistically panty from PASWG probably end up has an conservative tiger mom if she had a kid with brief.

>alex
>spicy brown mustard

Holy shit you've cracked the code

Except without the speech in this case, and this was the look in their faces after they did it.

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Not to mention the end episode before the pick-up years later had all of evil in the world be wiped by a machine 'fixing' people.
Brainwashing is second nature to the dystopic organization that is WHOOP.

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Don't forget the girls were forced to become spies. When they refused at first Clover had her credit so badly ruined she was imprisoned. Sam had a virus uploaded into her computer that completely fucked her up, and Alex had her address changed to an empty desert. WOOHP also constantly mind wipes people.

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why choose when you can fuse?

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>It's just slightly tanner Sam

this is fucking shiiiiiiiit

Because having 9 holes to fuck is better than 3.

>Has it ever occurred to you the reason Mandy acts like a child is because we've wiping her brain for years?

>Think about it, would we let any of the people we've locked up get away with the things we've done?

>Sam, are we the baddies?

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well how would you do a triple fusion then?

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I'd love to be able to Ketchup with Clover sometime. I'd put forward my best effort to Mustard up enough strength to work out with Alex. I'd absolutely Relish the opportunity to spend some time with Sam too.

>Sam in next line to lead WOOHP after Jerry retires, Clover retired and leads a normal life
>Alex growing a consience is inconvenient
>For the greater good, faction within WOOHP decides to have her killed
>She survives, goes rogue and works to uncover the corruption, gets framed
>Deputy director Sam works to capture her old teammate for alleged crimes
Gritty reboot when?

>is actually an age regression episode in disguise
bless this show

I think clover would take over, shes the only well rounded one of the 3 and is the only to ever be shown doing actual espionage

Yeah Clover is the only one shown taking real initiative and conducting investigations on her own if she has to. That's part of her personality, it's not going anywhere. I could see her being a senior agent over her own group of teenagers, but unlike Jerry she stays a field agent well into old age. Sam still strikes me as the logical replacement for Jerry.

I thought bottom one was Mandy

Punished Alex when?

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based

I don't know if it's an improvement, but this is probably closer to what it should be.

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There needs to be an image of Arnold and Carl Weathers, doing that whole bicep-close-up thing, with Alex-fans as one, and Clover-fans as the other, coming together about how shit Sam was. She's the least of them.

It's not really Alex, it's a nameless body double that's been hypnotized into becoming thinking she was the real Alex while the real Alex was busy doing something else.

Non white girl shoot without thinking in the consecuences...

I'd vote for two tone hair at the very least

>thinking in the consecuences

this thread is missing a pic like this.

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Heh

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Just like a simp-ass incel to put a thot on the pedestal

Sam was booring, Alex was a boy, Clover is the only real choice.

Sooo Alex thread?

>Alex was a boy
see Do we really have to limit ourselves?

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All three of them are the same character
They're all the same "zOMG makeup, clothes, boys, prom, highschool, homework!" teenage girl character
Your waifu cartoon is garbage

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Yes, I agree, being a QT brown crossdressing boy only makes Alex hotter. And you can be best palls when you're not being fucked by him.

you forgot shoes

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No.
Their traits are in different proportions.

>incels hate sluts cause they have a lot of sex with other men!
>only incels love sluts cause only that way they can get some!
Anyone who unironically uses the word "incel" is a fucking shizoid.

>no real personality
>not even good enough for a specific fetish
Alex is the brainlet choice. Sam's the pleb choice. Mandy is the patrician choice. Clover is the thinking man's spyfu.

>First one to brainwash me gets to stay on my aircraft!

Such a nice fetish, so little quality porn. It's like it specifically attracts people who can't draw or write worth shit.

>>no real personality

her personality is half of why she's so hot

You mean her lack thereof?

It's better when they all have equally large chests imo.

Clearly some kind of energy-matter conversion or teleporting from some other place or extradimensional storage. Scientifically nonsense, but it's a sci-fi standby and easily handwaved.

Unlike this ridiculous shit:
Which seems to be obeying the normal rules of reality and makes far less fucking sense because of it. It's like... compare the Warp Drive from Star Trek and the Hyperdrive from Star Wars, to a dude achieving FTL by putting a faster space shuttle on top of his space shuttle and then launching it once the first one got up to speed. The fact that they tried to explain it with something so mundane is what makes it so fucking stupid.

edits are bad.

Not always.

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How to prove you didn't watch the show. That's just Clover.

Sam is more focused, a lot more cynical than the others, and Alex is much more boyish and relaxed than the other two.

Way to ruin my 80s fashion fetish.

I absolutely do not remember this. Back when I was a kid, I always thought of Sam as the leader

Go away, Mandy.

>Alex is much more boyish and relaxed than the other two.

more naive and goofy

Her naivete, coupled with her focus on sports and martial arts, make her the most dangerous of the three if you piss her off imo.

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She has some powerful legs.

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it's an interesting combination of traits

>kicks the ball so hard she knocks the villain off a ladder, possibly to her death if she's out cold in the water
>smiles
>kicks metal grate so hard the screws break
wew

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post more webms

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This show really reminded me of 60s action shows

It's a cross between the Charlie's Angels show and the Mission Impossible movie. So 70's, 80's and 90's.

Punished Alex is GOAT

>This taste... is the taste of a cutie!
>SAMANTHA!

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look, let's just all agree that everyone was better than Sam, and that Totally Spies is the one show where the red headed waifu is the trash one.

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Friendfu.
Slutfu.
Big sisterfu.

>The fact that they tried to explain it with something so mundane
Which one, the hyperdrive or the two stage shuttle?

*Fat Clover was objectively best girl
FTFY

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>sam is the classiest
not hard when your 2 coworkers are aither a smelly tomboy or the town bicycle.

>cool and funny
coony?

Alex Aton

That's not according to plate tectonics!

cunny

BOOM HEADSHOT

Finally, someone on this board with taste.

I thought it'd be cool if I self inserted as the male blue spy who helped them out from time to time. Thank god I couldn't draw cause I'm sure I'd have made some terrible art.

>bitchy haute couture california blond
I mean she's the best if your fetish is paying alimony sure

I want to date all three at the same time.

Someone really needs to draw gyaru Clover.

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If I remember correctly, that's what they settled on, but that faggot David got freaked out and ran.

He didn't freak out. He turned them down because he already agreed to go with Mandy. So they just raped Jerry instead.

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Understandable.

>you will never be raped by 3 high school girls
Why even live.

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this.

I dont know how the incel meme became something people actually believe in or identify as.

best girl

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But that isn't Mandy.

>LA COULEUR
>not "LA CREATURA"

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agreed. sadly all the good porn and fetish scenarios in the show itself went to alex.

Sam's thing was being brainwashed. I want to say Clover's was transformations, but Alex also got transformed a good amount of times. Did Alex have a thing?

Also I really wish they would make the bondage more "creative". It was fun sometimes, but mostly it was the tired Snidely Whiplash "ropes around middle" crap.

Plebs, all of you. The girls are a package deal. It's all of them or none of them.

thats pretty hot

Why is her vagina so bulgy? Oh god...NOOOO

Catering to all fetishes is literally the mission statement of Totally Spies

She;s VERY big.

this is me in every /d/ thread

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You have very good taste, man.

You should be expecting it.

everybody smiles when firing a gun.

/k/ are just dragon dildo and nugget collectors

It's the just the only decent art is always done by the most degenerate. Those who truly can commit to their craft by will of their dick alone.

Wanna smell it?

They really know that harem ending is the best ending

Literally discount Cornelia (and by discount I mean lying in the bargain trash bin for years)

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>Totally Spies
>only two girls become giantess out of the four main ones
>W.I.T.C.H
>all the girls become giantess but it only lasts for like a minute
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS

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>for like a minute
Nice joke... more like 5 seconds.
And the rest of the episode was literally painful to watch, in part because it was reversed.

oh fuck
how sexy are they in french?
i need dem sexy french voices!

it would differentiate them especially if they were all blacked out, i couldn't tell who is who if they were just outlines

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Why were there so many fetishes?

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Why not?

its been said by those who worked on the show that they were an attempt to make the show sexy without being obvious about it

Because France

Sam looks really cute in this picture. Source please?

UM obviously???

Clover makes the entire show

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The movie.

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ah that's where I got my iconic EM emote from!

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Friendly reminder that people who name/tripfag for no reason are attentionwhores and should be filtered as such.

yup, I wouldnt use this site if I didnt have a username

block me if you want thats fine

That makes sense. I thought it looked too detailed to be from the show. Thanks!

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>comes to the only site that has anonymous posting
>insists on not being anonymous
If those brainlet wojacks wasn't cancerous shit I'd never infest my harddrive with, I would post one now.

God almighty I want them to leave. Why should I have to leave when they migrate here and fuck with the whole dynamic. This shit fucking sucks.

this site ALLOWS user posting, it doesn't require it evidently

>Naturally brown
>Tomboy
>Short hair

Alex and girls like her archetype will forever be above any other kind of girl. God damn it they give me hope for a future

Why was the girl named Clover not dressed in Green?

This is correct.

I want to gentle mating press 80's Alex until heat death.

Reminder that Clover brainwashed her little cousin into being her personal sexslave

Because Sam wears green.

did she just kill those people?

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Sure, why not.

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>Sam was boring
And so are you. Clover be way too much for you, you couldn't handle her spending and luxurious lifestyle, Whoop literally offered to pay her credit off if she worked for them. Clover is the boys choice, Sam and Alex are a mans choice.

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CUTE!!!

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WHOOP didnt need to ruin Clovers credit, she does that pretty well herself.

just like how all your friends were into some similar things when you were in you late teens.

Clover isn't a wastrel, dumbass, WOOHP were the ones who fucked with her credit in the first place to make her join in exchange for making it go away.

I love Clover's look here. What episode is it?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! kiss kiss

how cute?

>without being obvious about it
Well the failed in that regard

Reminder that the episode ends like that and the gang just laughs at the casual enslavement of minors.
What the fuck was this show.

>Clover didn't keep the weight after realising she kind of likes it

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Well the series originally ended with Jerry just mind fucking the world, and that being seen as a good thing.

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I prefer to just ignore that whole subplot on the grounds of it making fanfiction set afterwards impossible.

Man that was creepy

>Kid get brainwashed into total loving obedience to his hot older cousin and her even hotter friends. He rubs their feet all day long

God I wish that was me.

It's not even a twist that WOOHP is a criminal organization and Jerry is just another super-villain. The spies are his hit-squad to eliminate any competition that crops up.

Based Clover

No I will not fight you. Sam has been MC'd the most, thus Sam is best girl.

It's a compelling case, but Alex has proven no less resistant to any MC that comes her way.
Alex also would be the least maintenance girlfriend.

Correct. Alex had the most patrician fetishes in the entire show.

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No, I'm pretty sure Clover had more fun ones. Alex's aren't even memorable.

what episode?

Which one has the biggest cock?

You're just jealous because they're not baguette munching weirdos who need to wear a mask constantly.

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There is no Brown ethnos.

They tried to justify it as a "haha the little shit is getting his comeuppance" but those fucking frenchmen know what they were doing

All of them

>I didn't watch the show, but I jack it to spoilt bitches because of deep-seated emotional issues
ftfy

>not Muscle Alex

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There is in 2D land.

Hispanic/Latino
Indian (actual India, not America)
A bunch of the Middle East people
Asians that have darker skin than the average Japanese, Chinese, and Korean kinds, because there are at least a few ethnicities like that
And maybe Eskimos.
There, plenty of brown people.

Mandy was the best

>can't even describe her personality
You sure showed him

Whose personality? Mandy's? She was a vapid bitch who only cared about herself. Alex's? See and , you moron.

>vapid
I beg to differ, she is VERY stimulating.

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Giving you a boner =/= having an actual personality

She does have a personality though.
It just isn't one thats conventionally pleasant.
But yes, she also gives me a boner.

IDK, I like muscle Clover better. She was curvier and had a more happy attitude whereas Alex was more imposing. It's pretty clear Alex, Clover and Sam are dom, switch and sub respectively. And I'm just not into strictly doms.

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I used like Sam more than Clover but now i want a ditzy bimbo gf like Clover.
A smart girl like Sam would keep nagging and patronize you.

with the amount of odd gadgets and hypnotizing going around saying they take place in the same continuity isn't that much of a stretch

And the Hind is a popular choice of helicopter in both too.

weird how she managed to work that weight off really quickly

Let’s have both then

I just need more fem muscle art that isn’t Akira tier

Go to a drawthread and request some then.

My nigga! Brainy babes are best babes.

wouldn't standing on the two wires complete a circuit and electrocute them?

>science
youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_T7kasdwM

begone thot

No.

>that alex
JESUS CHRIST

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>kicks the balls su fucking hard that they ignite
>she is not even using the suit

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Oh no, he made both Alex and Clover way hotter! What an evil villain!

Seriously though, is he even a villain, and why does he need to be stopped?

Isn't it so that you're only safe if you touch a single wire and have no contact to ground, never two?

Only Sam needs to be stopped and transformed into the 80s.

Where have those fingers been?

Well he has the 80s gun, just think of the repercussions - imagine living without your smartphone and computer!

Oh my Sam.

cartoon logic

And even going more unnecessarily further back!

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Fuuuuck a real life character generator? I need this shit.

Um, what?

That's not exactly what that is.

>improving Sam with braces and freckles
The only reason this is villainy is the death of MILLIONS of young men from fatal masturbation

if you think about it, since the process is all about robot arms with claws and surgical laser, that thing is gory as fuck under the mist

Why though?

He needed a new leg to become a dancer.

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And he took a female leg?

The guy had kidnapped several famous dancers men and women. Alex was the only one with a compatible leg.

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I love her, guys. I want to fuck her into the ground.

HOW?! And again, why would he even consider a woman's leg, especially if he's just replacing the one, everybody's gonna know something weird happened, unless he has some way to make it look like it belongs on him without fucking the leg up.

That final fucking shot
>Truth is... The game was rigged from the start..."

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>not killing people

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But, seriously, I've tried for years to get some sort of drawing made with BOTH of them. I've repeatedly asked in drawfag threads on Yea Forums, /aco/, and /trash/. It doesn't even have to be lewd, I'd settle for Muscle Alex doing a deadlift of Fat Clover and hoisting her over her head.

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>Mandy will never bully your penis

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Please elaborate.

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Press F

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Sounds like you're asking in a very disagreeable way

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That would have been fucking kino. She should have stayed at least chubby, if not fully fat.

The show's OTP, honestly.

bless this show indeed. Not enough AR in media these days.

Good taste.

Hm?

Damn, F. Did they never realize how much hardcore support they had? I never buy anything and I would have bought a Totally Spies reboot for 13+ or even 16+ demographics. If not, I'd still be happy even with an under the radar G-rated version coming back.

did anybody