We about to be Metahumans!

We're already metahumans.

What, you think if a caveman from 50,000 years ago was pulled into our time that they wouldnt see us that way?

We're almost double as tall as he is, all our teeth are present, hair isn't falling out from malnutrition, skin is clear instead of being disease-marked. There are people walking around three times older than anyone he has ever seen, and even then they still have perfect vision from glasses or lasik where his "elders" of 35 could barely see their own hand in front of their face.

We're effectively immune to most of the diseases that would have crippled or killed him, due to vaccinations.

We're strong, healthy giants with supersenses and super-immunity. But since its gradual improvement we tend to all but completely gloss over the massive improvements. We're not baseline homo sapiens any more and its only going to get better as medicines and technologies continue to improve. Your 22nd century descendants will think *you* were the caveman.

fuckin lol

This - this shit always comes across like the first half of an elevator pitch for some sci-fi dystopian or horror film. Just waiting for the other shoe.
>Protagonist submits to a procedure to have nanoparticles injected into their eyes that let them see other wavelengths... but then they start seeing a world of invisible horrors and are slowly driven mad.
>Future where everyone has VR streamed directly to their eyes... everyone is manipulated by the government/corporations and can't distinguish reality from propaganda.
>etc etc etc

>Your 22nd century descendants will think *you* were the caveman.
They're probably be tall (Giants) who don't catch a cold and process their brain through things that even we would get confused user.

I agree,
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Well said, my transhumanist user.

Most people think superpowers would affect society in a big way but it would not. Peoplewould used them for 2 weeks get bored and then go back to normal shit like playing fortnite.

You have a very low opinion of humanity, don't you?

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Neat

The first thing sounds like the plot of a bad Black Mirror episode, the second thing is literally Syndicate Wars. youtube.com/watch?v=CrruSboN1bQ

Eh, for me it'd depend on what powers I got, if it were powers that I like, I'd use them early and often.

Is Tobias Whale going to start selling greenlight to people in real life now?

>The Sun

> There are people walking around three times older than anyone he has ever seen
That's a common misconception actually. Human life expectancy has only increased by about 20 years over the last 50,000 years. If a caveman survived to adulthood, they usually died in their 50s or 60s. Humans who survive to adulthood today usually live until their 70s or 80s.

What has increased substantially is *average* human lifespan, and that's mostly due to the massive decrease in infant and child mortality in the civilized world. Thousands of years only a small fraction of your population survived to adulthood, most died in infancy or adolescence Even as recently as a century ago, the infant mortality rate in the West was 10%. Think about it, just a hundred years ago 1-in-10 kids didn't survive their first year. Today it's 1-in-200.

Based alien user

>Your 22nd century descendants will think *you* were the caveman.
>From the 22nd Century.

Sort of like Mass Effect Humans,
He'll even Fallout Humans themselves were ridicoulousy Meta-Human (possibly from the FEV).

People already act fucking insane just to prove that they're better than others, even in the face of objective science. Skin color, eye shape, dick size, ancestors, geographical location, fucking sports teams. You think if there's an actual quantifiable way to objectively make someone a "better" human, humanity won't completely lose their minds? We'd be roasting non powered normies over bonfires within the decade.

China has been doing this for years. It’s the future. People need to accept that Gene editor will be a huge market.

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This sounds like a hard power to use effectively.

China is a nation of sociopathic bugmen. I hardly think that's something we want to emulate.

This is how the robot zombie apocalypse starts.

>see in the dark
Wow how useless

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Oh fuck me, I rolled Steven Universe.

>clickbait

Thesun literally only survived since page 3 had tits in it

Read the article and it goes straight to "ok see we might cause like an experiment was done on mice" doesn't mean "HUMANS GOT POWAHS NAO!" like the title claims

To you,

I want my Riddick dammit.

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>zombies caused by technological infection instead of viral/bacterial/parasite or magic
I like it. Has anyone done a story with that premise before?

System Shock, Eclipse Phase, etc.

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Ah shit I have to study up on how to not kill myself now.

There are several video games based on this concept. Even a Scooby-Doo comic about it.

Not that I'm aware but I'm pretty sure governments and corporation with this tech will end thst crises in a heartbeat.

unless they orchestrated it.

Oh, and Mass Effect had it too.

Nigga you can literally reshape the entirety of human thought if you're clever about using it.

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Cool

>Oh, and Mass Effect had it too.
Make a me realise the tech us going benefit us tremendously but at the same time someone going to misuse it.

>>Future where everyone has VR streamed directly to their eyes... everyone is manipulated by the government/corporations and can't distinguish reality from propaganda.
That's already the reality. Really, the worst atrocities of science and technology have come from places we least expected. For instance, nobody thought democratized mass communication could possibly have any drawbacks, but recent history has proven otherwise.

Have you been living under a rock? That's been going on since we started making stone tools. For every benefit there's going to be a detriment. It all depends on who uses it.

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Finally, I can have the body I always wanted. No more self-loathing, just being naked.

>Sadness Empowerment
>The ability to be strengthened by sadness.

But I already have that?

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>For every benefit there's going to be a detriment. It all depends on who uses it.
Agree

Remember, the cyberpunk dystopia will come about through the misuse of technology, not it's existence.

>Really, the worst atrocities of science and technology have come from places we least expected.
That's life user,
That's how technology progressed.

*its existence

Existensial Manifestations

So I'm God????

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PITIFUL MORTALS.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Perfection
WORSHIP ME

>Remember, the cyberpunk dystopia will come about through the misuse of technology,
It will eventually happen user, Mass Effect had some cyberpunk as well. In the Mass Effect Codex, gene therapy when it boom off became rampant (they were also uplifting animals) to a point the Alliance Government put restriction on it (allowing standard Gene therapy only and personal uses through corporations).

Notice what you said at the end? That the government put restrictions on its usage. Regulating the use of advanced technology is important in preventing the dystopia.

True,
Otherwise we end up a cyberpunk 2077 future which although is very "cool" is actually a dangerous society.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Accuracy
not terrible

I mean many of the things he predicts aren't outside the realm of possibility, they're just rarely as nefarious as he thinks they are and often not as effective

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Friction_Infringement
Try and catch me.

Yeah physics/thermodynamics breaking powers are always going to be busted beyond all belief

Steady on there boyo, this is like fumbling around the dark trying to conduct open heart surgery, we don't know whether there are unforeseen consequences it needs to be handled with extreme caution.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Water_Generation

I can already to that though...

I think you overestimate humanity. Humanity likes shit that is familiar and boring. Superpowers would be too much for them to them to process.
> People already act fucking insane just to prove that they're better than others,
Some people but the majority of people would not care because they like their boring and familiar lives. Just because you can fly or have super strength does not mean the everyday pressures of a normal life go away. You still got to pay your taxes, Go to school to get a job and so on. Super Powers would be a fad and people would move on.

Try to stop yourself from hitting any object at top speed, buddy.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Devolution

Okay, you fa ggots. Who wants to bang a cave girl?

>Liquid Merging.
We should team up.

Mother fucker, if I had powers like Superman, the world would definitely change. People don’t get bored of guys that who shatter planets with their fists.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Draconic_Energy_Generation
>Literal Dragon Energy
Bout to drop the most fire album in history from the fucking White House

Until you go to the Fourth World and realise superman is just a regular dude to them.

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Well this is a thing.

>just because you can fly and have super strength doesn’t mean the everyday pressure of life go away.
Nigga, if I can fly faster than sound I don’t need a car, a plane, or ducking anything to get work or school, so there goes maintenance on all that shit. I can go on vacation whenever I want since I’m so fast I can get anywhere on earth in less than a day, and get back before work tomorrow.

If I had super speed I could have all my work done as fast as possible and my brain would process information faster so I could study up everything need in no time at all. Also applies to vacations and shit.

You are a special kind of dense if you think FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING THE WAY HUMANS CAN MOVE, THINK, AND EVEN EXIST would just be a passing fad.

And he’s still seen as a badass and well respected dude. Orion and Highfather think the world of him, and the rest of the universe thinks the same.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Speed_Strike
>User can acquire the relativistic mass by traveling at great speeds and hit blows of tremendous force.
So I'm basically The Flash. Nice.

>FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING THE WAY HUMANS CAN MOVE, THINK, AND EVEN EXIST would just be a passing fad.
Because eventually everyone will have it and the technology used to keep up with dude. You think Future humans who brain processed faster will use the same tech we do? It wouldn't be a fad but just something regular to them. For us it's a fad though.

Not to Darksied or his forces of Apokolips who sees him as gnat. New Genesis respects him though. Keep in mind dude the New Gods Tech is straight up Time Lord and the Physiology of New God themselves rivals with Superman. They live in a universe that makes ours a penny.

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>nanomachines giving superpowers
I call super speed, we're forming a team right?

You only exist as long as people worship you. Byyyyyyyeeee.

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...How is this power even a thing? I mean it's like thirty powers in one. Well, whatever, jackpot I guess.

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>seal creation

BABY

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>Umbrageous Teleportation
>the power to teleport via the shadows and darkness
that's fucking gay and dumb.
this wiki is stupid

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology
Better than I was expecting

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vibration_Blast
I can work with this. Watch me rupture the organs of anyone who fucks with me.

Chance Manipulation is the most broken thing, if you get to go full retard with it.
No matter what impossible thing you can think of, there will always be a 0.[googol^googol zeros]1% chance it could happen because an alien farted in another dimension or whatever. Then you ramp up that chance to 100% and voila, you can do literally anything.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Coin_Constructs
I can live with this, i'd have to keep all my change instead of putting it in the donation thingy at the grocery store

>selective inertia
I'm the Juggernaut!

>Inject shit inside your eyes to see in the dark
>Start to actually see what was always in the corner of your vision
We about to enter that Old gods madness boisssss

I want to see in the dark my nigga
helps when the girl won't let you turn on the light

user, I have some bad news for you.

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>We about to be Metahumans!
Correction, rich people than can afford it will be Metahuman.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dashing
I can dash around like an asshole like Sonic...cool

Gotta see in the dark to appreciate the feminine penis then nigga

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Parasite_Empowerment
This power is fucking stupid, give reroll.

1 % will only get the rare shit.
The common shit we kill be around for the common pedestrians, law, and military usage (military use only).

That sounds like a nice premise for a comic.

But that’s the point, it won’t be a fad, it will become a fundamental part of human culture, everything about humanity will change.

How is that, by any definition of the word, a fad? Do you think opposable thumbs were a fad?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Humanoid_Bomb_Generation
Fucking sweet

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
seems like a pretty standard package for genemodding

and like some sort of retard I put the wrong link
>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Condition

>But that’s the point, it won’t be a fad, it will become a fundamental part of human culture, everything about humanity will change.
To us its fad of a new age!
To the Future Humans (I wouldn't even call them humans in the future) who become and have the tech to keep pace with them it's just nothing to them.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Night_Vision
nice

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotional_Manifestation

I mean, it'd really help a lot, though I'm not fighting any super powered villians bent on world domination anytime soon.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery
oh lawd. I steal all your powers. And your hearts.And laws against stealing, so I can't be arrested.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Form_Manipulation
So I'm the shapeshifter to end all shapeshifters then? Cool

HELLO SYNDICATE!

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Eternal_Virtue_Inducement
Nice, I'm a good boy

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cloth_Imprisonment
But I'm not into bondage......

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pride_Aura

Great. Time to work on confidence building.

I won't be surprised if we get telepaths like Akira, Minority Reports and so on.

Technology is not magic, you fucking retard.

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Shut up Neanderthal monkey,
Go play with fire in your monkey cave since that your greatest knowledge.

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>Intuitive Replication

>The power to copy the powers of others and intuitively know how to use them.

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Technology Embodiment, all your porn now belongs to us

>people expecting technology to Make out dreams come true
If the actual state of technological business methods are any indicative of how enhancements and robot parts may work I don’t want any of it
>having to pay to get the best protection for your new cyber eyes, you don’t want anyone hacking on em right?
>cheap, used models of legs and arms for sale on the black market, which is what most people would be able to buy

You watch too much cyberpunk dude. Don't be so pessimistic.

>The user embodies all forms of psionics, they possess limitless control over psionics becoming nearly unstoppable.
Bow to your king you shits.

queue horror story-like side effect where the nano particles not only allow the first human testing them to see in infrared in the dark, but also becomes able to see ghosts and other terrifying things.
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And then they realize that he can see them

I mean if you had a ton of nanomachines in your body cancer would be super easy to control if not outright eradicate.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crystallokinetic_Constructs
Yay, my power is basically worthless.

>some experiment on mice do something neat
>inhuman vulture-kin journolists swarm
>tards believe the headlines
>vulture youtubers scavenge from the remains of the story to make some trashy video
every fucking time

>retards have to ruin a fucking by being down syndrome idiots and shitting this thread.
Why are you here?

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Based

What if you already have the power to copy superpowers but there aren't any.