Franco-Belgian Thread

Is that another thread about Code Lyoko giant foreheads ?

Much as I love a good fight, I kinda lean with the Euros.

Make love, not war.

You should all read La Brigade Chimerique, it's based

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We did it reddit!

Should I?

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If you don't make war, soon you will make love with invading barbarians.

Sure?

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>comfy looking town and all
>those two faces on the guys up front
That looks wrong

You just named the same people 3 times

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Storytime it, user

Americans worship both, fuck outta here. Christians don't represent America.

>every heroines are incredibly sexualized
>american are the biggest in the porn industry
>the vast majority of porn comic on exhentai under the Western section are from America
>Why can’t Americans learn from the French and make more lewd stuff

>Europeans worship sexuality and shun violence
comedy lel

what's wrong with being a soccer mom?
or a religious one?

Same here. At least it will devolve into storytimes and sharing good comics as usual, but the stain of OP will remain.

Sadly I don't even know if it had been translated. Also, I have the real book, not the cbz

(Just looked and it's been translated under the name The Chimera Brigade, might storytime it this weekend !)

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Why do every single Franco-Belgian cartoons thread has to be related to lewdness? Why can't we have a normal French cartoons?

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>Americans shun sexuality

user confirmed for knowing jack shit about America

>Why do every single Franco-Belgian cartoons thread has to be related to lewdness?
Because we're all a bunch of perverts.

>Why can't we have a normal French cartoons?
We can once you stop posting images during a storytime.

That's a silly statement. Even their children's shows have lewd shit in 'em.

Lol

Sexually repressed idiots always existed in one form another. They exist in europe too. Believe it or not Europe has incels too.

The only difference is back in the day having sex before marriage wasn't openly accepted, so there was no incels or MGTOW idiots. They were just rapists instead. Sort of like ISIS

youtube.com/watch?v=wqnNURx3Y6Q

I'm from Missouri Jack

You can shoot as many Nazis or Aliens as you please, but show one nipple and it's an R Rating

Ah dang I don't know how to read wine&cheese. Well at least the images look nice.

French are much more healthy about their relationship with sex, as you say Americans show all this sexual stuff I their media yet their characters are strangely asexual in their behavior
They want sex but this idea that it’s sonething dirty and shameful will never leave America due to the Evangelists cults

erf, most american movies have at least one sex scene.

Yes but analyze the way they show sex compared to other cultures, no one is saying they are sexless, just that they have this weird shameful relationship to it

>making a lot of porn (as a country) = healthy relationship to sex
LOL. No. If anything, it's a symptom, like it is in Japan. The "lewdness" in European cartoons isn't about being lewd, it's perfectly normal kid behavior, toned down actually. Europeans put all kinds of real life relations into cartoons. But to you it seems absolutely unacceptable to admit anyone under 18 has a sexuality, or admit the existence of sexuality in something aimed at kids. Even though violence is everywhere in your media and that is a much less natural and much more harmful part of life than sex. You're sexually sick, Americans.

ho please, american stuff are filled with teenagers "romance".

Exactly, even you can't force yourself to write "romance" without the quotation marks. Because all it is is fake-ass sterile shit that's been censored or re-spinned for kids.

I like slapstick and action in my toons more than romance or sexuality tbqh

There's room for both. If not in a single show, then in animation for kids.

Tell me about pic related, French anons. I'm looking for a french bd with relatively simple scenarios and text that will still teach me some new words or expressions. This kind of looks like a Calvin and Hobbes-style comic, so I thought it might be good to learn from and a light read. I also read Le trone d'argile about the 100-years war, but the word dump in French was hard to process there and I only understood what was going on because I had prior historic knowledge of the period.

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Continuing this thought, any more serious bds you'd recommend? I really enjoyed pic related despite the language barrier.

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If they were violent, they'd just be rapists, thus not involuntarily celibate.

Japan worships both. Looks like japanese animation wins again

Some of the kids speak an intentionally mangled french so it may be a poor choice for learning.

These two series have slapstick and there's a ton of episodes on Youtube. The characters are mute too so no subs required.
youtube.com/watch?v=2gFsryvjzjo
youtube.com/watch?v=D4EpzdEhVJo

bump

>can't see an R rated movie

alright, jr.

You gotta be 18 to post here kiddo

That's all they want out of it, unfortunately. But what kind of other cool shit do you know about from there?

space ghost?

How was this lewd? It was boring. I love lewd and would have eat up this show if it was, but it was boring conversations between giant forehead children.

>boring conversations between giant forehead children.
That was the whole show, actually.

Only the french make good cartoons in Europe.

Germans, Brits and Italians all suck at it.

>incels, who are by nature violent
I'm pretty sure this boogeyman failed to sell so you should stop pitching.

Hengus bunger, you’re six feet under!

God I hated Oggy and the cockroaches

These threads are usually more active

italians are ok, they had good people amongst their ranks
Toppi, Pratt, Liberatore, Manara, Crepax & co

I hate Italians but this, I have to admit they have a few good creators

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because we cycle between two different factions of soccer moms being in charge, both intending to squeeze creativity and freedom of expression dry.

imgur.com/a/tqWUIAw

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>Europeans shun sexuality and violence
ftfy

The french are the only exception.
for now

When I happened to catch Oggy and the cockroaches and other Xilan cartoons back in my childhood, it always felt like I entered some sort of unending slapstick limbo, that was so terribly boring but somehow hypnotizing. I feel tired and weird when remembering them.

Except Japan censors both porn and gore.

You'd have to be Indian to like them.

>Japan censors gore
t. person who hasn't read a manga aimed at a person over 12 in his life

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it's being published in a Diqney magazine
it's boring moe-tier slice of life stuff, but the art is okay

>Europeans worship sexuality and shun violence
I mean, if you’re continent hosted two World Wars, revolution, constant death and devastation, you’d probably want some pussy too.

They censor it heavily in games and tv broadcasts of anime.

Clearly the solution is we need a crossbreeding experiment to create a generation of animators who are a mix of European, American, and Japanese.

Because the French do it worse than the Japanese.

Why learn from a novice when you can learn from a master?

even though I partly agree with you

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I think the American rule is, nudity is only okay is you're actively choosing to see nudity. We consider someone going "hey, look, tits you didn't expect, lul" is some kind of depravity.

Is it lewd to them?

XANA did nothing wrong

FUCK Waldo and FUCK Aelita

Mature women preying on little boys is immoral, friend

Nothing, as long as you keep your shitty opinions to yourself, instead of trying to facefuck everyone in your general vicinity with them.

Love the art and cameos/details, but as user already said, some of the jokes are relying on babbyspeak french from the little sister.
There's 2 english Cinebook tomes, but they're compiled from several of the french tomes since they skip the untranslatable babbyspeak strips.

Kids books/fairy tales/etc. are good starters for self teaching. The language is usually fairly simple and you can make educated guesses based on context, before looking up words you don't understand.

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meh, I prefer the soccer moms to the current sjw overlords.
at least the soccer moms had good intentions

Trondheim definitely doesn't draw like that.

>and FUCK Aelita
I am on board with this.
Who the fuck is Waldo?

>lemme just grab that little rabbit sitting there alone I don't care I am ensuring his death I want to help and I have good intentions

I fucking wish. Then I'd have read Donjon long ago. I keep putting it off because his art is so shitty. 3 books still being unscanned doesn't really help getting me motivated either.

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Aka Franz Hopper

>at least the soccer moms had good intentions
And we all know what the road to hell is paved with.

Take a load of this pleb. His art has one of the finest expressivities in the medium. He's also a great author in that and itself, so go read Donjon, you filth.

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Mildiou is one of the funniest shit I've read. Seriously I always end up in tears, it's so fucking brilliant.

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Sure. Go scan and post Twilight 4 and Monstress 4-6, then I will read it with the force of a thousand suns. I don't want to be left hanging.

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Do suns read that forcefully?

If i commission the translation of a script of a french comic to one of those professional translators site. Would they accept it? i mean, it is for a pirated comic and an unauthorized distribution of copyrighted material

>Mature women preying on little boys
and

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If by "professional" you mean a legit, registered business then don't count on it. It would be legal trouble waiting to happen for them.

You could try to reach out on kaskus or tumblr but on the off chance that you actually get responses, you're very likely to get someone that'll just run it through google t/l and call it a day, since he knows you won't be able to tell if it's wrong or not.

Actually good treanslations are done by people that does it as a hobby and only do series they actually care about.

Tl;dr: you're shit out of luck.

It's always been my fantasy. For as long as I can remember.

I think there's a difference between "action" and "violance"

>his art is so shitty

Dear god.

You would never have become a Senator.

Because he only wrote it.

Boucq bump

>bumping on page8
>>>/fk/

Too bad
Maybe i will get some college student with the need of money.

Where the fuck did you normalniggers come from? This is a fast moving image board not whatever shitty forum you crawled here from.

I replied in your Lastman thread.

>Yea Forums
>fast moving
letmelaughevenharder.gif
Page1 -> archive takes AT LEAST 2 hours here. Depending on time of day, it can take 4 to 5 hours, even. When the counter says page10 you still have at least 20 minutes to bump.

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It usually takes like an hour an a half to reach the bottom, other times a bit over 2 hours and at most 3

I have never been in a Lastman thread.

And reaching page10 and going to archive can easily take an hour.
Look at the catalog right now, there's about an hour between last post in the first thread on page10 and the last thread on page10.

Oh, then it's just quite a coincidence. These posts are mine.

That’s what I said. I haven’t seen a Thread that took 4 to 5 hours to archive

It's not an every day occurrence, hence the "CAN take". 2-3 hours is more common.

?
The cover literally say Alexis Nesme, who is well know for his colors and artstyle.
Everyone would have guessed Trondheim is the writer.

wow europe is so full of school shooting i didnt know

I liked his autobiography.

Why can't we have a Franco-Belgian thread where we just talk about stuff like Asterix, Spirou, Lucky Luke, Tintin, The Smurfs and such?

Well sorry that not everybody is a pedophile like the French and Japanese.

You forgot the easily triggered prudes on /pol/

>Why can't we have a Franco-Belgian thread where we just talk about stuff like Asterix, Spirou, Lucky Luke, Tintin, The Smurfs and such?
Or better still, Jerome Moucherot.

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Why not? Humans are lewd.

Nice

>I hate Italians
literally why

>Subtitled for the dialogue.
>Doll's lines aren't subbed.
It was annoying enough when they did that at the end of United 93. What's she saying?

They're Europe's niggers
Seriously every time I interact with Italians they act like chimps. Also, their women get obese by 40

>They're Europe's niggers
Every italian i met here was better than every single brit or french, and acted like a human being.
>Also, their women get obese by 40
went to italy around 4 years ago, every over 30+ woman was either a milf or looking like a 20yo.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I can get if you're a mutt and your knowledge about italians stops at "GABAGOOLS", but i never found an italian that i didn't like.

>Also, their women get obese by 40
german/british women get obese at 25.

>They're Europe's niggers
Achually, gypsies are the niggers of Europe.

>aggressive sporty qt will never put her arm against my wall as a sign of dominance
That lucky fucking nerd

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Only in Spirou.

Here in America, we collectively have a difficult and confused relationship with expressions of human sexuality. The conservative and family values demographic is loathe to talk about sex, but it's no secret that almost everyone in America is a sexual being. The FCC can censor the F-bombs in popular music and TV shows as much as they like, but people like to fuck and/or get fucked. It's an issue of sex not being considered a proper subject to openly talk about, so we repress it even though we secretly want it. Chalk it up to this country first being settled by puritanical Calvinists who recoiled at the sight of the human form. The Anglicans, Lutherans, Methodists, and Baptists that came to form America's religious majority aren't quite as stern as the puritans were, but they all continued the conservative tradition of shunning sexuality as sinful and indecent. I suppose Catholics have a similar problem, although the more open-minded Catholics and Lutherans have mostly been just fine with sex.

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a terrible thing that should die

Nice head Canon.

Reminder Euros are sex traffic capital and 2nd biggest pedo locations. You faggot.

Also "violence"? faggot watch the news and look at past history you dumbass.

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why not do both and just make more Wakfu and Dofus?

Source is "Seuls".

And on the american side, Anyone with a bug up their ass here in America can take it out on everyone in the general vicinity with very little planning.

So is Humanity just fucked or what?

What's that about? What a pathetic reaction for French kids. Of course maybe I'm biased since the only thing my parents banned me from watching as a kid was horror (porn wasn't an issue since there was none). I remember just being bored and wanting for the action to continue whenever a sex scene was on, but of course my parents didn't let me fast-forward. It was the opposite with some of my friends' parents: they fast-forwarded the sex because of the kids in the room and we (the kids) usually had a good laugh at the guy going super-fast (I also remember some of the dads complaining about that, the fast-forwarding I mean, since it was usually done by the insistence of one of the moms). Good times. You can watch all sort of B and Z grade garbage as a kid and still have fun. I miss that.

be Athiest and try to run for public office. you would have a better chance if you ran naked.

>mvp post

French cartoons are a weird amalgam of anime and western cartoons. It's what cartoons would be like in the west if they were made to be more like anime.

What an inarticulate post. Think about what information you were trying to convey and try again.

I'm sure you could be an atheist and run for president of the US, if you run for the democrats. The problem is you would have to buy into the rest of the liberal guidelines as well, not just one part.

it's such a pain to like french cartoons sometimes
i still wait for season 4

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hey, say what you want about gypsies but lay off the niggers

For how much /ss/ bait is out there, canon /ss/ couples are too damn rare.

>it's a Yumi has no toes episode

I thought wakfu got canned after that season

I need to read that. But i recommend Arawn. It's on /aco/ right now (with links to other books). Honestly a ton of Heavy Metal offers good shit and i am going back into a lot of it.

Yea Forums is fast moving in that respect. Any board that has threads last less than a day without a bump are fast. You are a pleb who sticks to the main boards, branch out and you will find greener pastures

My Dad didn't even fast forward. He knew that i would just leave if i didn't like the movie. Watched Highlander and the whooe thing played out and no one was uncomfortable. It was just a very well shot scene (honestly the sex scenes in Highlander 1 and 3 are the most artistic parts of the movie)

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i have no idea, i watched 3rd season last week
i hope they will make another season tho

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>What's that about? What a pathetic reaction for French kids

The kids are all at most ~12 in that series. They went in the cinema watching an adult movie, expecting one of those action movies that carry a "teen only" rating, instead they end up with a hardcore BDSM XXX flick (as implied by the handcuffs).

Note that they most likely haven't had the "talk" at that point either, considering that the youngest of them doesn't even know what is going on. I imagine even if they have seen sex scenes before, it was softcore lovemaking (ie. no penetration shown or no closeups of genitals). Jumping from that to a hardcore scene showing the intercourse is quite different; jumping from that to BDSM is something else again.

With that said, that page handles their reactions fairly admirably.

I honestly couldn't tell if last season was a legitimate attempt or them just wanting to end it already. A half season with rushed writing and a love angle that took way too many seasons (and OVAs) to fully pay off. It doesn't bold well for the future of a fourth season, but one can hope that it will happen and that it will be way better than what we got.

>French are much more healthy about their relationship with sex
Fewer than half of French people think that infidelity is morally unacceptable, and it's illegal for men to get paternity tests without the mother's approval.

Yeah but it’s always shown as this super adult and almsot forbidden thing. It usually has a ton of drama attached
The only place you might see healthier sexual relationships in American films is in comedies and even that is iffy on whether it’s trying To go for shock value humor

>it's illegal for men to get paternity tests without the mother's approval.
I don't get where this meme coms from. Legal paternity tests are done precisely in the case where judiciary inquiries want to establish if you are indeed the father or not.
Usually it is the mother who asks for it because then the father has to give her gibs, but even so you are free to refuse to do it, and I know for a fact the potential father can ask to do this test too because one uncle of mine happened to do it.
I don't understand why it's a bad thing for people.

So maybe pick a wife with some Bette criteria for character? It’s kind of pointless if your only potential insurance for fidelity is a prenup

They won't. It will get a continuation as a free webcomic.

I SUMMON YOU OUASH! Please translate Wake tome 19 pretty please.

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>I don't get where this meme coms from
It is literally factually true. Consider that infidelity is rampant in France, and that a woman naming a man whom she is in a relationship with as the father is taken as prima facie evidence of paternity. The man can't legally contest this via DNA test without the mother's approval. See the problem?

irishtimes.com/news/french-men-s-insecurity-over-paternity-of-offspring-creating-a-society-of-doubt-1.773569

I just checked on the french public rights website, and ANY potential parent can seize the tribunal and start the procedure.
However, the amount of time before you can contest a filiation depends on whether or not you actively "possess" the child or not.
If you recognized a child at birth, then you can no longer contest he's yours after 5 years.
If it's a bastard and you never recognized the kid, then the mother has to ask, or then the kid after he's 18.
Frankly I think it makes sense. If you start doubting a kid is biologically yours after 5 years you're a fucking retard. And even if the child is not "yours", you raised her or him for more than 5 years.
At that point you're his or her father. I know for cuckmasters on this website it might not make a lot of sense, but paternity is not only about genetics.

>and ANY potential parent can seize the tribunal and start the procedure.
And can the tribunal compel DNA testing without both parents' approval?

>And even if the child is not "yours", you raised her or him for more than 5 years.
Meaning five years of paternity fraud already, and now several more years of obligation regardless of what the facts are. There is somehow the notion in France that this produces an environment that is better for the child in question than knowing the truth.

Consider for a moment the case of a hospital switching babies accidentally. Do you think that the parents have a moral right to check whether or not the child they have is actually theirs? This can also have medical consequences, as there are a number of genetic contributors to health conditions that bear monitoring. Do you value the truth as a moral principle?

Repression & Emotional Trauma

If children's programming were less afraid to explore feelings and budding romance in a more natural, positive light, we probably wouldn't have ended up with the hyperdegenerate backlash like stephen fucking universe we're experiencing today.

You need to update your catalog, that shit hasn't been true in ages.
Europeans worship domination and humiliation, Americans worship degeneracy and open rebellion.

>And can the tribunal compel DNA testing without both parents' approval?
If there is contestation between the parents, of course he can legally enforce a test.

>Consider for a moment the case of a hospital switching babies accidentall
Oh come on, in this case as well you can do a test ! But do you really think that people do an automatic test after a birth ? And anyway, it is a lot less likely to happen than basic adultery. If you're doubting your paternity, you can just ask for a test when the kid's born and you're settled.

>omg I'm so much more mature and intelligent than comic books kids *cringe* you should all be praising me right now instead of caring about this this is worse than dad I swear
grow up.

when does this get translated

lolno
Fast moving is boards like Yea Forums or Yea Forums. A thread will die in 30 minutes or less there. I frequent /t/ and /ck/ as well. I know the difference between fast and slow boards.

>I don't get where this meme coms from.

It's not a meme. Paternity tests are illegal without the mothers consent, or like you described, without judicial order. You are not allowed to know if you got cucked or not, unless it's something obvious like the kids are black and you are both white.

One of the women (I don't have her name at hand) described this being necessary, because paternity tests rob women from the choice of finding the right man for themselves to raise their children. Because family is a social construct that has nothing to do with biology.

Germany has a law like that too iirc, and the end result is that illegal paternity tests are done off country (Switzerland is a popular choice).

>If you're doubting your paternity, you can just ask for a test when the kid's born and you're settled.

That's the thing. You can't. It's illegal for you to do so, unless the mother consents. And if they were unfaithful, they would not consent because then the truth comes out.

>Paternity tests are illegal without the mothers consent
Look, I am french, I have been looking on google, on lawyer sites, official law sites, and NOTHING says this.
It even explicitly states that paternity tests are applicable ONLY in the case of judicial enquiries.
Conclusion: it is a fucking meme.

>i already tried this exact kind of shitposting and got debunked 2 posts into the convo
>better try again!
(You) could at least have waited until a new thread had been made. Have some pride in your shitposting.

At the risk of being out of topic talking about comics, recently bought pic related after seeing it here. Thanks Yea Forums, it's a good one shot.

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>talking about comics on Yea Forums of all places
How dare you, this is a respectable board.

Bantz aside, I really should get around to read that but I keep putting it off because it's a Dragonz release and they're only barely above Sosich. Phil has done a few of those. I remember he did Cannibals, which was soso, and Dwarves which I happened to like.

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Maybe two different guys are arguing the same thing, mmm?

>explicitly states that paternity tests are applicable ONLY in the case of judicial enquiries.

If they are ONLY applicable in the case of judicial enquiries, that means that they cannot be applied WITHOUT one. Ergo, the father cannot do one just to make sure nothing is fishy when the kid looks too much like the neighbour.

You are moving the exact same goalposts as before, it's obviously (You) again. You could at least put a teensy tiny bit of effort into it, instead of being so stupidly obvious.

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>You are moving the exact same goalposts as before, it's obviously (You) again.

My first post in this thread was And "moving the goalposts" doesn't matter when you argue against yourself in the first place.

>My first post in this thread was
And my dad is Nintendo.
inb4
>m-muh IP counter!
Not an argument. It takes less than 2 minutes to get a new IP.

You failed tremendously at shitposting. Which is even more embarrasing since it was on Yea Forums which is babbys first shitposting board. Enjoy the last one, it's on the house.

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Also: Yoko Tsuno.

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It's funny. I really liked those books as a teenager, but now ~20 years later I find the art so indredibly bland I probably coudln't be assed to read it if a new tome came out.
The last one I remember reading (read:skimming) had the chinese loli on the cover, along with a chinese tower and a junket.

Case in point: The anime version of GATE downplays the violence, omit certain rape scenes and nerfs the fanservice.

Also bunny pubes.

Weren't women not supposed to show their ancils in many parts of Europe in the 1800s? I think it's more complicated then that.

ankles*

I only ever liked the volumes with the blue aliens.

Time to repost one of my favorites.

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>not posting from the start

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Only had those ones saved in French, go ahead user.

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cAN WE NOT explore this ,,,,

I was like 7 at the time and I dealt with sex scenes just fine. And French movies have a LOT of it, so it's especially weird for French kids to be so stunned.

Are you maybe projecting? I never implied any of that. Just that if a Eastern European fuck like me was OK with it, that a French kid of all things should be as well.

I love petit spirou. Sure, it's 95% porn jokes but the vast majority of them are well done. And I fucking love Janrys (Tomes?) art.

Hello tumblr. Kindly drown yourself in the nearest toilet.

Six page storytime from Say Hello to the Nice Lady, excerpt from page 3:
>LITTLE SPIROU is suited for young and old just like the BIG one

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you can work on it.

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the end

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Here's some context for the panel.

The kids are late tweens, ~10-11ish, except the little one. He's half their age.
The two on the left are both nerds. Latina has some tuff grll elements, and is the only one that might have had the talk.
They all just woke in an otherdimensional replica of their hometown where no adults exist.
While exploring they see a movie theater and decide to watch a movie they couldn't see when there was adults around to tell them they were too young.
None of them had realized it was a porn cinema until after the movie started

Keeping these things in mind, the reaction isn't that unusual.

Either way, it's a really nice series and I'd recommend giving it a read. The english title is "Alone".

aHH yess, sure. We need more room for you to jack off to kiddie porn.

You seem to have a problem when it comes to telling drawings and real things apart. I would heavily recommend that you see an optometrist. Or a psychologist.

I have a problem with normalizing Kiddie porn amongs the masses so they grow dull. I know we are on Yea Forums, but aren't we againts child buggery as we are againts furry shat.

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>if I act like the newest of newfags he will surely keep replying to me for several hours
Not so fast. (You) still have a long way to go before you'll become a masterbaiter.

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Great...more loli crap. What do i expect from a French thread. If you are not waving the white flag you are probably buggering children......

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I'm also against genocide, you autist, doesn't stop me from playing RTS and FPS games. Also just FYI, been playing them for decades and haven't genocided anyone yet, nor felt the desire to.

if you don't like kids so much you should move to america (if you not there already) and start some mass shooting in public schools, i hear that's real popular nowadays

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So you are saying that if you have child YOU will FEEL OK to let it watch porn?

I like kids...i DON'T LIKE TO EXPOSE THEM TO PORN FROM THE CRADLE so it would be more easier for predetors to abuse them.

you might as well be talking to a brick wall because this conversation is going to go nowhere

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Of course not. I'd let his mother fuck him. If he's interested might as well get him going early so his pull out game will stay on point

>implying it's not him samefagging with ridiculous arguments, hoping someone will be dumb enough to jump into the convo
As already stated, he has a long way to go before he will become a masterbaiter.

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I am not stepping back from degrading Yea Forums to facking /d/ cause you want to post comics made for pedos.

Also the conversation ends when anybody decide to answer anything with loli crap on a blue thread..

...Great lets add incest to the pile of /d/irt we have here.

>

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Ha, I see.
It's how it is...

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#15 features a loli, and it'll be done soon.

a four page Melusine storytime, from Tome 9 Hypnosis

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Lol wait i kind of remember this did Xana make her whore around for othef males or was it just Jeremy

*oof*

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>this last panel

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Not my favourite album by a long stretch.

Now there's a blast from the past. I played that when it was new. If I had known more than 5 words of english back then, I'd probably have beaten it too.

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lol, wait, is the implication here that the girl is trying to quietly get away before the boys get so exited by the posters that they ravage her? Now this is the kind of humor I miss in today's comics!

I wanna cum on the top of that fivehead and measure how long it takes to ooze down to her face

Not even one of the lewdest Melusine pages, it's not uncommon to see her nipples

Lots of kids my generation were fooling around at age 12-13

>he probably watches okko

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I forgot this episode. Didn't Xana come on to Jeremy as Yumi this episode.

Nudity is not lewd. Furthermore when it involves children.

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Rub it in why don't ya.

This is more of an art dump than a storytime since it's untranslated .

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fin .

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>2 years
>still no news

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What's her thing? I feel like I've seen her before.

Les Feux d'Askell.

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is there any bd about cavemen?

Yes

Inevitable
Thanks

The only ones I can think of are "Rahan" and the "Dinosaur Bop" series by Jean-Marie Arnon.

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There was a series of educative comics based on prehistoric discoveries, now that i check them they are not that good, but when I read them I thought they were good.
it was Chronicles of the Night of Time

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>fear not, have more Lanfeust!

>a child wearing a bikini THAT small
Jfc, why tf do the frogs gotta fucking degenerates? Has achmed finally gained control of the media?

W-why are t-they barefoot together in bed user...hahaha

>Americans worship degeneracy and open rebellion.
God damn right, fuck you, limey redcoats. Fuck the Queen.

>Has achmed finally gained control of the media?
Yes , and there is nothing you can do about it

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Gross

Il a beurré la beurette, huhuhuhu

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>a ne pas publier, a ne pas diffuser

i think the nerd is a cutie but he does deserve that pink haired girl

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See stuff like that in Canada quite often.

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These threads really fell down the toilet after the scanlators left.

It's filled with retard level talk of sex and race of Europe. We could've built a good community of new content instead its filled with someone reposting little spirou and melusine for the millionth time.

just learn french.

Friendly reminder that grodbeldekks scans are infinitely better than the cinebook rips.

That's an obvious noob shitposter that keeps trying to restart the convo a few hours later everytime he gets shot down. He doesn't have the mental agility to think of a topic that will generate a consistent stream of (You)s.
As for the others, Petit Spirou is actually entertaining and has great art, but there's not much that's been translated to english so of course it's a lot of reposts. And Melusine is getting translated as we speak, we're about to get #15.

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>Known for working at unusually high speeds, in 1999 Bercovici illustrated an entire issue of Spirou on his own (No. 3183), imitating the styles of the other regular artists, including the continuing stories.

Maybe if this thread's still alive, I'll find it and post some samples later this afternoon.

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>the vast majority of porn comic on exhentai under the Western section are from America
And what happens when you compare the sizes of the countries? Is your claim still true when accounting for the USA being massive?

I own that issue.
It was a great time for Spirou Magazine, they were doing all sorts of crazy shit like this.
I remember an issue in which they translated all of the amercian/english french words and names in old fashion french. (The story was that they had been taken over by some old woman who wasn't to fond of foreign infulences).

I have thousands of those, I should have a look at them one of these days.

...

yes

oh yeah! i read that long ago! pretty fucked up but interesting.

yup.
the space adventures where much better than the earth based ones.

No one scanned the sequel?

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Hey look, it's Miles Davis.

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Except Japan doesn't have a military/hates it and their birthrates are declining to the point 30% of their males never date.

Because I fucking prefer spagetti Os.

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Oh yeah, seconded.
I would read that.

>spaghetti
>Franco-american
>but with Italy color
What?

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How lazy exactly do you need to be to buy canned spaghetti? It takes like 5 minutes to boil them.

I found it, and now I'll post a few sample pages as promised.

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Gore is way more disturbing and disgusting than a dicks and tits.

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>Even though violence is much less natural
I didn't know kids kiss each other instead of hitting! Who would've known!

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I recognize the strip, but I feel somewhat cheated since it's not even close to Clarkes art. The Blue Jackets one is the closest match in artstyle, of those I recognize.

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>and their birthrates are declining
Like it doesn't happen in Europe or USA.

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punchline .

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is this uploaded anywhere?

Lurves m some Rahan.

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While I'm at it, quick translation:
> [Chorus] But why day and night?
> [Chorus] Why water, fire and earth?
> [Chorus] And why wind, why rain?
> [Chorus] Why all those great mysteries?

> Rahan, child of the wild ages
> Rahan, faster than wind
> Stronger than all the waves of the ocean
> Always further, Rahan!
> Rahan, child of all men
> Learn, and give your wisdom
> Fight, invent us bigger worlds
> Always more beautiful, Rahan!

> Shout above the storm
> Fight against the giant demon
> That among the great wizards,
> your voice sing freedom
> Shout the horror, the hunger, the time
> Shout oblivion
> Your life is a shout, Rahan!

> Rahan, forget the wild ages
> Fear, darker than night
> You see, in the so round moon
> all the smile of the world
> Rahan, if the sun is hiding
> Away, far in his lair
> Descend deep under the setting rays
> Dive in his light!

> It's lost in the wilds you fight, son of the dark ages
> Walk in the dawn of time
> Life is a constant struggle
> Shout louder against death
> Shout again, life is a child's cry!

> Rahan, among the wild men
> you run like a lost child
> Your heart, warmer than all volcano fires
> Burn from a greater hope!
> Rahan, you sing prehistory
> Of men, tell the victories
> Victories as numerous as the torrent pebbles
> as the memory of time!

> Always go further, Rahan
> Always go higher, Rahan
> You want to know all, Rahan
> You life is a shout, Rahan
> But why day and night?
> Why water, fire and earth?
> And why wind, why rain?
> Why all those great mysteries?
> Bis

Doesn't translate than nice actually, not sure why I did that.

user WHERE DID YOU GO?

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What's the word on the new Bellybuttons, gents?
Nice to see someone finally responded to my post. I hope tome 19 get translated before the 20th tome comes out this year.

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i thought her forehead had a stickshift from the thumbnail

How many times have you had sex and how many times did you kill someone (or at least masturbated vs was in a fight)? Now how many parents let their kids play first/third person shooters and how many let them watch erotica?

Seconded, this was an unbelievably heartwrenching comic book for me.

>labor is automated
>war is fought with technology instead of manpower
Why is low birth rates a bad thing again? Rather, we should stop immigration from and foreign aid to third world shitholes that can't get their birth rates under control. If some retard wants to have 6-10 children which is 5-9 more than he can support, let him reap the consequences.

There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept.

That's only because Europe actually catches these criminals and records this shit, and the culprits are always from some African or Middle Eastern shithole. So you can only imagine what happens in their respective shitholes where the police is corrupt and doesn't record or stop these crimes.

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A folly familiar to me. Protip: there's nothing under there. Even the ones in the Vatican had everything chiseled of, and only after that had fig leafs applied.

That's a cute, blue, stacked, alien lady.

>What's her thing?
She bites off penises.
Not even joking.

>She bites off penises.
just that one time... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>penises
>-s
The first guy — OK, but how stupid were the men who got their dick bit off after that first occurrence?

Well those are really alluring tits, you know.

Why do so many people call Code Lyoko anime?

>Why do so many people call Code Lyoko anime?
Because it looks like anime, even though it's French. Ergo, franime.

anime comes from the french language
ergo, anime is french

Well stuff a gag in her mouth and tittyfuck her then!

>lean with the euros
Based and norwegian pilled

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That "wherever I go, I must also rape" jpg must be closer to the truth than we thought. I mean no kind of sex with anyone is worth going from the country with one of the highest standards of life to a country with one of the lowest.

It resembles it in style. I remember having weeb fights with people who called ATLA anime back in the day.

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>Iznogoud
>the comic is actually pretty OK
What did they mean by this?

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>Have consensual sex with illegal immigrant
>He gets deported
>Claim it was rape so no one finds out you're gay
>Express remorse for his deportation so he knows you're thinking of him

the art of François Boucq

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no, anime is short for animation. It's the english word they use.

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>franco american
>italian flag
fucking merry cans, man

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self-portrait .

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be wary of

T H E L O N G M A N

he will grab you in your sleep

he will tickle you with tickelty fingerses

he will make gyrations of the pelvis

he will absorb your scents with his P R O B O S C I S

Pretty cool. Wonder if it'll ever get translated...

American comics are plenty lewd. What are you talking about?

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How many had done/seen hardcore BDSM by then ?

Ya like jazz?

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This will forever be my favorite Pascha version.

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Hasty translation, feel free to imagine a better one with more familiar language. Translating curses is the worst.
> Man overboard
> Crikey! Another off day...
> Come on, tomorrow will be a better day!
> Keep dreaming. That's all for today, m'coming back.
> Eh, Maturin!
> So, good catch? Did you found fishes from another age?
> Tell me fartface, are you trying to say something or is it just your mouth making noise on its own?

> You shouldn't try to be a smartass when my friends are here. I will have to belt you.
> I would like to see that!
> You can't do that!
> Just a moment.
> What?!
> Vultures!
> Please sir, we are only doing our job. You should have expected this, you have not being paying your bills for six months.
> But how I am going to pay if you take my work tool?
> Crikey!

> What about our fight?
> Start without me, I'm coming back.
> You should have thought about it before, sir. That's not very professional of you.
> I've got some professionalism for you!
> ARGL!
> Bosco, no!
> It's ok, you can leave, I'm taking care of him!
> Maturin, let me go!
> I'm screwed anyway, I'm taking them down with me!
> Stop that, ok?
> They're gone, you can calm down.
> Those bastards...

> They took my ship.
> I know.
> I'm done for.
> We will find something
> As if. A sailor without a ship may as well have lead in his pants. [Literally "be a lead ass"]
> How am I going to feed my family?
> Don't worry. I'm telling you we will find something.
> For now, you need a little something.
> I'm buying you a drink at Rough housse.
> What am I going to say to Myrtille?
> She's your love, she will understand. Sailor's wife get those sort of things.
> You know, I love them so much, my Myrtille and my boy.
> Blimey, not drunk yet and I already have to put with your spiel.

> Ok Wimpy, you get a drink too. But enjoy it, it's the last time this week.
> But Maturin, we're Tuesday!
> Yep, and I already got you three bocks yesterday!
> As if I never paid my round.
> Can't say I ever saw that happen!
> And you find it funny, traitors! ["False brothers"]
> Don't sulk! To make it up, I'm buying something to eat, see?

> For real?
> Yep!
> You shoudln't have, Maturin. That freeloader is going cling to you tighter than a mussel to its rock.
> Whatever. Me, his belly filled good mood substain me.
> Olive! I would like to order!
> Hey! Queue up like the others!
> It's that I'm hungry sir.
> How is it still possible with all those reserves!
> You're lucky my mommy forbid me to hit those smaller than me, manlet!
> Oh really? How dare you?

> Come over here, you!
> What about my hamburger?
> Coming, Wimpy!
> Have some peanuts in the meantime. On the house.
> Good grief! What's the matter with you? Fighting with customers?
> I haven't been here for a month. Are you trying to get me fired?
> Sorry, sis. But he started it.
> I can't believe it! Will you ever change?
> And why did you want to see me, exactly?

> You're nothing more than a crappy scunbag, Castor Oyl!
> If I see you here once more, I'm kicking your ass so strong you will never sit again!
> Seriously?
> Hearing a women with that language would almost ruin my appetite.
> Almost!

I'm also sure it's this. No way he got raped for real.

>La Brigade Chimerique

I read that as La Brigade Chimpanzee and thought it was a Garth Ennis war comic about a chimp solider.

Anyone know if there's a scan of this? Looks interesting.

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That one is meant to be the final version, but I honestly prefer this one, which was the previous version.

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lol, I wonder what's this about. Looks like Arnie coaching some kid for celebrity death matches.

>Anyone know if there's a scan of this?
libgen.io/comics0/_ENG_ORIG_PUBL/_T/The3rdworld/Hollywood Jan (The3rdworld)/

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check it again
it comes from the french dessin animé

OH SHIT!

Thanks my dude (or Lady-Dude as the case may be)!

European faggots are the ones trying to ban anime and manga for being too lewd. Meanwhile they protect Roman Polanski.

Clin d'oeil by Serge Ernst

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there's 500 more of these gags from Tintin magazine but I 'm cutting off this art-dump here .

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Tell me, honestly, do you think any of these are good? Because I think they are almost Heathcliff-tier. I've never seen such awful European gags.

Why do you even have this? There is so much good French, Belgian and German gag stuff. Why don't you collect that?

>Tell me, honestly, do you think any of these are good?
The early stuff? not really, no.

>Why do you even have this?
It's been on my hard-drive for a while and I forgot I had it.

>There is so much good French, Belgian and German gag stuff.
I'm well aware of that.

>Why don't you collect that?
>implying

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Jérôme Moucherot's first appearance from Boucq's "Pioneers of the Human Adventure". I'm sorry it's in frog, but I can't find scans of the English version anywhere.

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>I do collect the good stuff
But you post these instead? You a sadist or something?

Post something with oblivious bombshells and silly horny men in it, please.

Is that a Warner brother on the left?

>Post something with oblivious bombshells and silly horny men in it, please.
OK, fine. Happy?

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It's Portuguese "Blagues Coquines" because I'm lazy tonight.

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The french are too anime and anime sucks

nvm forgot about the English versions of these.

I'll try and post the few I can on a blue board.

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Very. I also remember stumbling on some really crazy ones years ago that would never fly nowadays. One had a bunch of boys act out a gangbang on a girl while playing house because apparently one of their dads was into organizing trains on his wife. There was a lot where the joke was "she's way underage, lol". There was a bunch where the joke was "bestiality", basically but that would have been a bull. Do you have any of those? The lighter stuff can be found still, but I fear the raunchier stuff might eventually get lost since it gets scrubbed from a lot of places and the weeb porn aggregators that are OK with it don't give a shit about Western.

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>Do you have any of those?
No, but e-hentai.org should have most (if not all) of the "Blagues Coquines" with those gags.

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After Dany, Gursel's my favorite artist of these gags.

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I think at least some of those were out of something more obscure. So much stuff that was made in the pre-internet era just vanished since no one scanned it and it no longer can be reprinted. Kind of like what's happening in Korea and Japan even now, where we actually get only a tiny percentage of all their doujinshi that are made in small amounts and are immediately bought out by hardcore fans. Especially with their extremely negative attitude towards any kind of piracy, even if it doesn't hurt them financially.

>So much stuff that was made in the pre-internet era just vanished since no one scanned it and it no longer can be reprinted.
Such a shame.

Don't mind me, just posting a little Dany. Something I probably should've done earlier...

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In other news, no more bare breasts in Spirou mag

toutspirou.fr/Censure/Censure.htm#2019

Damn, that's a shame. I don't really understand Croissant though, is it the same reasons as always (moral busybodies)?

Merde!

>Didn't Xana come on to Jeremy as Yumi this episode.

Yes, it's true.
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Man, Odd has a shitty hairline.

I find this to be a fairly accurate and honest depiction of how things go (or at least used to when I was a kid in the 80s/90s), and how things are pretty innocent.

Obviously this would be creep-town if this were some 45 year old and the girl, but it's not. And most of us were there at some point.

I honestly don't know how we expect our kids to grow up into anything OTHER than the horror show we see in modern society if we don't leave them alone (like the mom does) and give them the freedom to be kids, which includes stuff like this.

What "can no longer" be reprinted?

i like the nerd and tomboy ship, are there any true examples of this

>he's not turning his back
a shame

these fucking solutions I swear
This is ubu mène l'enquête

>That filename

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the official Spirou bowling team

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The raunchy stuff obviously. The kind of stuff that will get a tumblr mob on your case.

Pretty sure easily offended snowflakes on twitter that think a women's fictional body is misogynist aren't the mothers of anyone.

Oh wow that /pol/ must ban a lot of video games and comics, pray tell, can you name even three?

"Boule & Bill" is the dullest shit, but it sure is well drawn.

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Official 34 is best 34, even if it's a crapily lit photo.

It's sad that Pierre Seron suffered a stroke which ended his career (and the complications of which ended his life a couple years later).

Clarke (Frédéric Seron) was Pierre's nephew , and a couple years back, he did a comic about his uncle's ailment.

-Magda!
-You came!
-How is he?
-He is well. I have him set up in the living room. He's with me, like that ...
-Come in, everyone ... I'm happy to see you ...

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>I informed Pierre of your arrival ...
>Dear? Frédéric is here. With the children ...
>Janry lent them his vacation home ... They'll spend the afternoon with us.
>He is paralyzed and can't speak. But he will be happy to hear you ...
>Go. I'll leave you. Talk to him. I will prepare a collation with the children.
>Tell him about your work, he loves it ... Dimitri and Nicola, would you give me a hand with the pie?
>Lord!

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>Talk about my work? I never talk about it, so, here ...
>It always made me feel funny to have an uncle who does the same job as me...
>The weirdest thing is that we almost never talked about it ...
>However, I read and reread all the albums of "the Little Men", and ...?
>... and I've traveled a thousand miles to see you ...
>It's ready! We'll eat next to him, he will be delighted ...

Translation's not 100% accurate, but you get the gist.

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That's because anime is shit

Germain et nous... by Frédéric Jannin

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why the hate? Our comic shelves are filled with way worse.

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It's not that I hate it, it's just that it's so... meh. They can't all be Gaston.

A Dany.

Also,

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>Melusine 15 - The Witch's Apprentice (Scanlation) (TranslateAnon) (F)

Thank you!

Ending this thread forever with some Pervert Pappy.

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Goodbye.

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