Spider-Verse Thread

Japan loves Spider-Verse
>cinema.ne.jp/recommend/spiderman20190301/

8 reasons that spider-verse is a masterpiece and must see

>1. High Ratings and not only the Academy Awards.
>2. The Spider-Men are attractive, I am in love with the cute Peni Parker.
>3. The Quality is amazing, the texture is like the comic books.
>4. The people who made the Lego Movie.
>5. The Japanese dubbed version is the best! Aoi Yuuki is amazing.
>6. I wanted to watch it multiple times. It was funny, I cried with laughter.
>7. The story is amazing and the love of comics is evident.
>8. Steve Ditko and Stan Lee, thank you.

New fan art coming in around ~8 days when the movie releases fully

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wtf I love Miles.

Are those 8 reasons are from the Japanese or you?

>9.Penny

Bendis won again. How do we stop him?

>I am in love with the cute Peni Parker.
Why are the Japanese so based?

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based oscar winning BBC

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> Spider Bath.

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Guys, honestly this might be one of my favorite animated films of all time. It's just so... beautiful.

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what are the odds peni gets an OVA because of this

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Me too, I thought it would be an under the radar cult classic but it's getting the praise it deserves.

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>Peni OVA by Trigger
It'd be great

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There's one thing that's been really bugging me. How did Gwen get to Brooklyn to meet Miles, when the collider scene didn't take place until after they met? Was there another collider test before-hand?

aside from the fact she mentioned traveling "to last week"?
she literally arrived in the city a week BEFORE the collider event
because spacetime

Ah, I somehow missed that. Thanks!

>first 9 minutes are up on Sony's YouTube channel
>check it out haven't seen it yet and can't be assed to download it
>start enjoying it
>Miles doesn't seem so bad...
>get introduced to Gwen
>I-I TOTALLY DIDN'T LAUGH AT YOUR LAME JOKE, B-BAKA
Fucking christ. They really couldn't help themselves, could they? She didn't even have a minute's worth of screentime and they already shipped them. FUCK.

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Why do people hate Miles again? He was pretty cute and funny.

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He's distracts them from the generic anime girl Peni.

Keep seething while Peni keeps getting love.

Spider Verse Miles is nothing like his comic counter part.

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spider-verse still isn't as good as 2 though it had its moments but was to unfocused and dependent on references

Once you hate something, you never stop hating it.

There are some people who still hates Kyle rayner.

Yeah but it's a strong second place

Yeah I'm so jealous of waifufags.

I'm going to re-watch the first raimi film and get back to you, I suspect that spider-verse is better but spider-man 1 is so campy and unapologetic about it I can't help but have fond memories. It even has that old movie feeling with its horribly aged CGI fights but also has a few solid action scenes

>no one has edited this to be peter holding miles yet
actually surprised

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The only part that aged poorly is the scene where Norman kills those people at the parade. Other than that the movie is amazing, especially the end. >I had a father, his name was Ben Parker
But Spider-Verse understands what makes Spider-Man a great character and pays homage to it in the best way

OMG, that's great. Explains quite a bit.

Because of everything he stands for, we don't get to get new IPs made with love a creativity or unique interactions and character growth we just get the same shit with a new coat of paint, Miles only exists because his creator fetishizes black people, he only gets the push he does because of the franchise he was stapled onto, he is the opposite of a creative endeavor just a finely sculpted marketing tool made to be whatever niche the work needs him to fit he's not a character just a vacuum of potential. The movie being fine will never change these facts

Glad they didn't use it, I dont want more naked males on cartoons, Give me some female butts for once.

Except it will. None of the kids watching this are going to remember that shit comic, or even the Ultimate Universe and it's utter failure. No, they'll remember that sweet ass spider-man movie they saw and that Miles kid is a cool spiderman. That Bendis guy? Must have been cool too, his comic did get made into that great movie after all. And none of them will actually read it so they'll never think otherwise.

This movie will wash away Bendis' sins for a whole generation. It's not just, but it is certain.

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>The amount of Penichads in this thread.
Yeah, this is gonna be good.

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if the spidey-crew were a band, what would they play? Gwen on drums of course

No one will know Bendis had a hand in this. When Jessica Jones came out no one knew who Bendis was.

It the band in the japanese ad the same one that did Psychopass's season 2 OP?

A new Christmas album

hang rapists and pedophiles

can't wait to download the jap dub

yes, few of them will actually know this unless they read the credits. But the point is that Miles himself is redeemed now.

we'll see the movie and the game were both relatively equal in terms of success and both had Miles as vastly different characters. In spider-verse he was a misunderstood kid trying to find his own way and PS4 had him as kind of an every nerd kid hoping to live up to his fathers memory. Pete was prettty similar in both just showing the same guy at different points in his life (though I don't like the RIPeter being batman but since it took the whole of NYC, including his own wife. 2 days to forget him I assume they didn't either)

I love Peni.

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No, Miles is shown that he had potential. That in the hands of an actually talented writer and team the character can be interesting. If anything this is a bigger shit on Bendis because when you go back to the comics you're greeted with the same dull "character" Bendis crapped out. Imagine how disappointed you'd be as a kid who just saw Spider-Verse then went to get a Miles Morales comic only for him to be nothing like his movie counterpart

MiniPeni When

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Is the novel set after this movie any good?

its a book based on a movie based on a comic book, do the math

There's a novel?

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Provide a backing band to Peter B. as he sings to try and win back MJ.

How would you have written in gwen and peni showing their butts?

That's funny.

Going to the bathroom to take a crap like most people do.

>We're about to ride an influx of japanese-produced fanart

My favorite time of a movie or game release, they always give us some top quality stuff.

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I don't think the japs will like Peni, honestly, she might just seem stereotypical and boring to them. It's probably like if the YGOTAS version of Bandit Keith was a hero in a japanese movie, like a multiversial-version of BNHA or DBZ as an alt-universe All Might or Goku, that American audiences could see or something. I think they'll flock to Peter B, Noir and maybe Miles if the sheer amount of fucking Black Panther yaoi I see is anything to go off.

>Practically no Penimiles art or fic
>TFW not skilled enough in either writing or drawing to remedy this myself

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Spider Christmas Boogie.

Thankfully, the comics almost always take their cues from the successful movies, so I fully expect all the good shit they did with Miles in Spider-verse to bleed through to his comic character from now on.

youtube.com/watch?v=zzH4rV08TLI

B E N D I S

bendis the fag?

Why is it so desaturated?

I last saw this in theaters in December, and this video just made me fall in love with the movie all over again.

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pretty sure he fapped to her hair after this

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>to
with

shit why was this taken out? Did you guys see how well Gwen and Peter fucking gel?

so Penny is drawn here it's why she moves so blocks like?

Probably because it messes with the pacing of the movie. No need to have a scene like this in the middle of the final act when it brings nothing new.

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but it explains that the villians knew they were coming and shows a side of gwen that wasnt little miss kick ass type all the time.

no dude the blocky movement when she is handing over the dongle.

...the whole movie is like that.

because she's being animated on twos. it's intentional. youtube.com/watch?v=jEXUG_vN540

Why did they remove the cute "hello! :3" from penny in the final movie anyway?

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yeah that's what I was asking, I just didnt pay attention to it before. what does it mean animated on twos?

I'm glad they kept it out.
Because I don't need to see the pig's butt.

Anyway, Spiderverse is kino.

They only draw every second frame
12 fps instead of 24 fps which is film standard.
12 is often used for 2D animation but 3D uses 24 when it has any kind of budget because no human has to physically draw it.

It'd be funny if there was a scene where Peni was naked haha.

man I love the smear

>New fan art coming in around ~8 days when the movie releases fully
This gonna be good

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I'm sure you can get a drawfag to do that, With an apple on Peni's mouth and all Haha.

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They better not replace any of the music in the movie with that dogshit screamo insert song that's in all the Japanese trailers

>Implying that Japan isn't going to do that when she gets her own movie

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Zero. Marvel hates money.

And if she gets an anime it will be boring crap like those awful Marvel Anime.

>Peni shower scene
>thick steam just barely obscures her private parts (steam gets less thick in BD release)
>suddenly Miles barges in
>"Oh sorry it wasn't lo-"
>IYAAAAAAAAAAA
>knocks Miles out with a karate kick to the face

Wouldn't Peni just spider sense her way out of stupid ecchi anime situations like these?

I don't know, does she even have a spider sense herself? Her spider is linked to the robot, but she's just a normal girl.

>implying all these anime thots don't actually want to get caught naked in a bath by the clueless protagonist

Tommbstone was robbed of this scene

We are talking about Japan, logic doesn't exist when there's fanservice

The end credits are nice, funny, fun and cool, but I don't understand why Peni isn't in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=oQffYt8yJXg

Thats weird, considering it has a black main character

Because she’s the worst character? Uo kawaii desu bullshit

>if the sheer amount of fucking Black Panther yaoi I see is anything to go off.
?

Spider verse is way better than SM2 that shit is overrated as hell and aged like milk

I'll learn real magic just so I can put a spell on you for being wrong about Peni, and so you'll slowly go insane and die.

Has anyone found any new Easter Eggs?

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She is there but the robot doesn't mesh well aside from the intro. I saw some face lineup designs they have for merch, and peni is the robot face with peni poking out from the bottom.

>being this jaded
I wont completely spoil you, but prepare to be pleasantly subverted because I thought the same thing.

Peni is in Sp//dr mech.

No, is a really bad bad movie, the only good thing is Liv, and Prowler, good characters, but the entirely movie is really bad

Yes, but why isn't she dancing or doing something cute?

They were doing test fires of the super collider before the story started.

In the beginning of the movie when Miles is walking by his old school one of the students says "Hey Miles, you feel that earthquake last night?" "No, I slept like a baby."

Investigating the earthquakes is most likely how that universe's Peter Parker found out about the whole project.

Forgot the image, this is the student who asks it.

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I honestly don’t know why they had to add all that extra time-hopping bullshit with Gwen, we know the collider went off that Sunday night before Miles went to school, so why didn’t they just say she came after the first test run?

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Everyone in the credits is "in-costume", so to speak.

Oh. Ok, I see.
Makes sense.

>Tfw you’ll never jizz on Peni’s Feet
Also, sauce on the artist?

Because spider man getting dunked into the beam is what brought the other spideys to that universe, it's why they needed a strand of hair to bring kingpin's family back. They explicitly show green goblin's foot not entering the beam to explain there not being 5 other goblins running around.

Because Peter getting caught in the beam is what drew the Spider People.

It was a different time.

Wouldn't it be funny if Peni's clothes were destroyed after a botched science project haha

NNNOOOOOOO BASED JAPS ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE BLACKS
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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Does Japan even know spidey 2099 and the 60s cartoon besides the hardcore westaboo?
What did they think o the post credits joke scene?

They think Miles, Gwen, and Peni are CUTE!

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>Based Jap hated Blacks
What are you talking about,dude?

There are like many of black skin character in anime and also this movie is animated,also they don't care what color of their skin,only when the stories and the overall are good,not to mention cute stuff or something that eyecandy for them Japanese.

Lil Matt Murdock.

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Imagine all those jap girls getting wet over Chad Parker

Donald Glover from Community.

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Plot hole

Controversial opinion:
Miles and Peter was the best part of the film. The other side characters (Peni, Porker and Noire) while all funny were not as engaging as the main story element of Peter's and Miles relationship and giving them more screen time would lose focus on that.

Gwen was okay but she didn't do much and should've been another Spidey side-character alongside the other three instead of awkwardly thrown in between Peters and Mile's mentor/student relationship.

I don't think that's too controversial. I agree at least

Stan Lee.

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why is Gwen's universe so sparkly?

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Do they at least think Boomer Parker has a cute belly?

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The train from Hotel Transylvania 3.

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cursed image

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I'm impressed from how subtle the sony advertising was in this movie aside from the obvious shots of the headphones at the start.

They knew!
They knewwwww!

Sony was smart this time.

Lolis with spats are hotter than lolis with underwear, Prove me wrong.

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Don't go giving the pervs more fuel to create fresh smut

Honestly I want Noir one more

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I always read the name of this pic bc I like to see what people named it lol

>He doesn't know

This is from the same studio that shat out the Emoji Movie over a year ago. This is quite a redemption arc I'll say!

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Why was the school showing a video of a mad scientist talking about science? Like, shes about as reputable as a homeless guy's rambling at this point, she's lost her mind and kinda does only criminal work now.

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No, because Miles seeing her naked serves no actual danger to her physical well-being.

This was well and truly his very last cameo, right? We'll no longer have to wait in dread for the inevitable moment in every single super hero film where the tension or humor is utterly shattered?

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Indeed

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He has cameos filmed for the next couple of mcu films I think, which is a shame because this one was perfect as a final one.

That'd actually be an interesting AU if Matt was adopted by the Kingpin, it'd be ironic in a cruel way

He has a cameo in spider-man, and avengers that are confirmed. The rest are speculation, most likely his very last cameo we'll see him is in Avengers

They don't know she is crazy. She is probably like bill nye in that universe.

Well then where the fuck does she fight spider-man? She obviously has fought him before and knows who he is, and her disguise isn't really that great, to the point where Aunt May knows who she is.

>3 legs

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It's implied Aunt May has a history with her, though what exactly is unknown.

And you gotta figure she's not stupid enough to fight out in the open user. Hell, when he's well written regular Doc Ock isn't that stupid either.

Meant this

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>cute and funny

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>cute and funny.
That's Peni, user.

Why Miles needs to be Spider-Man? Why he needs to be related to Peter? Can we get some Spider-Man media without his presence? Imagina a Spectacular Spider-Man reborn. Would be great. Until they shove Miles into it.

It’s also really visually clever. I loved how the spider sense could lead to sensory overload and depicted it with the increasing aberration and half muffled/flat audio.

It's evoking Spider-Gwen covers.

Yes, that fag, Bendis.

The Boy Band Communists did npt have any involviment with this picrure

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Man, this movie was so gorgeous. I'd kill for a decent torrent of the artbook.

>It's implied Aunt May has a history with her
Given her complete lack of surprise at not only Liv but the other Spiders and villains having a slugfest in her living room, plus the fact that she knows all the ins and outs of Peter's hideout and even makes Miles custom-fitted web shooters, I think it's a fair guess that she was acting in an Alfred capacity. Probably it wasn't that she had any particular history with Liv, but rather was pretty familiar with all of Pete's villains just because she seemed to have been closely involved with his vigilantism.

I loved all the comic effects. The thought boxes, the little accent lines that would briefly flash to accommodate certain actions, the spider sense.

>"My friends actually call me Liv, my enemies call me Doc Ock"
>"Oh great, it's Liv."

Combine that with Aunt May's greater tech savviness and it's easy to assume they know each other beyond simply that.

Yeah, I get why people are inferring that. It could certainly be true.

Surprised nobody has said it. It's because he is black

Peni was cute, but didn't really have any funny moments.

Reminder for those who may not have noticed:

Peni wears Heelys.

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also the fact that Ock married Aunt May in the comics

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Reminder that spiderverse returns to theaters this weekend. Who is going?

>Heelys still exist in the year 3145
Wow

Where did Gwen sleep in the time she spent in that dimension before she went to May? Where did she get clean clothes?

I know I've mentioned this before, but can we also talk about how Aunt May clobbered Tombstone with a baseball bat? Tombstone is supposed to have skin like stone and be strong enough to trade blows with Spiderman, and May bodied him so hard he went flying out her door and tumbled a good six feet. I know this version of Aunt May was tougher, but damn. If Miles and the gang hadn't shown up, she probably would have beaten up Kingpin herself.

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Maybe. But the Blu-ray is so close.

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>Yusuke Kozaki drew May, Peni and Gwen
Has Murata drawn anything for the movie?

In the school?
It does have a dorm and she probably just "borrowed" a spare uniform

It's not fair bros, why does Spider Man get so many chances at having a good shit?
Spider Man 2 and arguably Spider Man 1
Spider Man Homecoming (works in universe)
Spider Man 2 The Game
Spider Man PS4
Spiderverse
All good.

The same studio is a broad term, it certainly wasn't all the same staff. That's like saying wheat thins are the same as oreos since they're owned by the same parent company.

Saturation. Spider-man has had a lot of bad and mediocre stuff too, the good just shines brighter.

The part that confused me is why the fuck Miles uses QQ for his text messages. Even in a different dimension where Shawn of the Dead 2 got made how the fuck does QQ be the primary app used for that shit?

>All this Japanese fanart and the movie is still a week away from coming out
Any hope that this will be as popular among nips as Frozen was?

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Stuff like this

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>Red Man Group
>Planet Inglewood
>Blake Griffin is a pro baseball player
>Stephen Curry is a pro golfer
>Mr. Tomato Head
>Clone College
>Bridesmaids sequel as well
>Rapper The Weeknd is called Kisslnd in this world
>RedEx
>Koka-Soda
>EA Sports Water Polo game
Also this movie takes place in the month of "Decembruary", and in the early trailer they showed the bill for the burger Peter ate was several thousand dollars. It's possible that this world is so weirdly different than ours that QQ could actually be a good app there.

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>Bitcoin hits new high!
>Bitcoin hits new low!
Good to see something never change, though.

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Also Miles drew a picture of Leopardon.

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>When you have to fight a superhero but you haven't had your morning coffee yet

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What hentai artist do you want to take notice in spiderverse, which character, and what kink?

>The one who looks up and just groans and looks at her coffee
Ha, I never noticed that

i love all that there is a difference between all of them

My favorite is the guy who dives in from the left like he's in a John Woo movie.

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>the guy that jumps in max payne style.
>the guy in the back who holds both his guns in the air
>the guy who finishes his coffee by the counter.

It's a great shot.

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Man I loved this scene when I first saw that movie but watching it on repeat only makes it better

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>Guy on the far left
>Panics and drops his coffee
>Forgets where his phone-gun is and checks the wrong pockets
>Finally pulls it and holds it like a scared rookie
>Meanwhile
>Lady at the same table grabs two laptop-rifles
>Akimbo poses with them like she's Duke fucking Nukem
That lady was waiting for a chance to use those. It's obviously not her first time shooting at a superhero.

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>Peni taking a shower
>hears about a crime taking place somewhere
>gets in Sp//dr naked
It'd be really funnny.

Why meatwad?

Can you wait a month?

I think she was bitten by sp//der

Victim girls of peni and gwen

Crash at my place, baby you're a wreck

>Some things are universal constants and are the same in multiple realities
>The music of Post Malone is one of them.

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I'm not pointing, you're pointing! I'm just pointing at your pointing, which is different than normal pointing!

>new york red sox

Man it just keeps going

Would you donate to Miles' gofundme so he could buy web fluid?

youtu.be/l9dC2STwtKk

The Yugo was hugely successful, so anything goes.

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Where would he buy it?

Left to right

>Nervous guy drops his coffee, has trouble finding his gun
>Woman dual-wields rifles in an action movie pose
>Dude Max Payne's into frame
>Woman spins her rifle like Revolver Ocelot, causing her to not have her gun pointed at Spider-man until a full second after everyone else
>Guy in background doesn't have a gun so he just holds up two coffees and hopes no one notices while clearly aware that someone's going to notice and he's going to get yelled at
>Center guy grabs a gun normally because he's the center and it needs to be clear what's happening
>Woman groans and looks at her coffee
>Balding man is nervous and shaking
>Woman facing the wrong way is slightly behind everyone else
>Background dude casually finishes his coffee
>Slouching dude has a chair gun

Man, there's a lot of jokes in this two second shot

Tombstone pretty much spent the entire movie getting ass whooped.

うわぁ〜(#°᷄д°᷅)?
今日届いた #ペニー・パーカー を見て膝から崩れ落ちる。
日本の #スパイダーマン の魂を受け継いで登場した #スパイダーバース 版のペニーの可愛さが ちっとも表現出来てないじゃないか〜(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

God, the Japanese voice for Miles is so cute I got like 3% gayer just watching this

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They recreated his anime style "NYAAH" while he was stuck to the light perfectly.

Seriously, watch the movie. Even in the English version, Miles nyaahs like a catgirl in that scene.

Wherever Aryan Parker bought his from. Miles sings about how he has to buy his own web fluid ingredients in the Spidey Christmas album then plugs his gofundme at the end.

I'd like to work for a company that would issue its employees transforming laser weapons.

>Aunt May decides to do it herself and goes rage mode
>Smashes her way into Fisk tower by force with only her bat
>Cracks each of Spidey's villains over the head, KOing them each in one shot
>Breaks into the collider control room and destroys the whole system
>Kingpin tries to stop her himself
>Gets clocked so hard she home run's him right out of the building

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I'd imagine sitting naked inside a mech wouldn't be very comfortable

Here's a great reaction webm.

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The hell happened to the aspect ratio? Lemme try that again.

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Puffypinkpaws

deviantart.com/puffypinkpaws

friends of mine have comissioned her before.

>same seiyuu

and also Giorno.

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We'll see that box office cause Japan doesn't give a damn about Spider-man normally

>Giorno's VA singing in English
2cute

>The Spider-man toku show single handedly kicked off the concept of Sentai in Japan including helped inspire Kamen Rider and other shows
>Spider-Man have proven repeatedly to be successful in Japan in virtually every incarnation
>Spider-Man 2018 was one of the highest selling games in Jp even going toe to toe with darlings like Dragon Quest and Splatoon
Don't talk out of your ass user

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It still trips me out that Stan Lee wanted Marvel to acquire Super Sentai long before Saban did.

>show single handedly kicked off the concept of Sentai
Now it's been a while, but I'm pretty sure he kick-started the idea of Sentai teams getting giant robots, not Sentai itself.

Let me rephrase that then, the 'modern concept of Sentai'
I mean you're not wrong, there were other shows before you could classify as "sentai" but Spider-man was introduced so much to genre that it became standard

This is correct. Leopardon predates the first Sentai mech by a year, which was Battle Fever Robo in '79, and the first transforming Sentai mech by two years, Denjiman's DaiDenzin in '80.

No one else sees this.

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The names in Miles' contacts list are:
>Benjamin P
>Billy P
>Cindy M
>Dal
>Dan Rock
>Dinah E
>EZ Ekiel
>Hal
>Hank Mboy
>HH
>Hudson Akitou
>Jessica Drew
>Jordan
>Karn
>Katty K
>Lance
>Larry
>Levardis Bur
>Liza
>LL
>Monica C
>[Favorites]
>B Bendis
>Dad
>Mom
>Sara Pichelli
>Rayshaun
>Jason Reynolds
>Pierre S
Recognize any names?

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>NNC
reversion of CNN
may have more true news

Why is Peni so popular on Yea Forums? She barely says or does anything and doesn't really stand out in any way. Her anime-esque design could have been handled a lot better too, it doesn't look all that good.

Yea Forums loves anime gals.

>>Jessica Drew
Hah.

I guess it's not Spider-woman and just an Easter egg.

She cute

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>You entered the WRONG laboratory, motherfucker!

to me it looks like BG fatso does have guns, he is just aiming to the ceiling rather than to the spiders, im sure Kingpin would still fire him anyways.

Yeah, he's definitely got two of the cell phone pistols. He's just aiming at the ceiling because I guess he's never shot at a superhero before.

Forgot my screenshot

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Wasn't Ditko's name there too? i remember seeing his name but i dunno if it was there or somewhere else

>SNIKT
[BUBS INTERNALLY]

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It was pointed out to me earlier on Reddit that Miles mimics this move at the end of the movie, when Peter B. and Gwen are talking about "we didn't teach him that."

I thought that was cool.

Ditko was in his dad's phone. Jefferson's contact list is
>D. Cowen
>C. McKenna
>T. McFarlane
>AJ Potack
>K. Corriveau
>S. Barron
>Richard L.R.
>Steve Ditko
>-Favorites-
>Brooklyn Visions
>Miles
>Gloria Morales
>Aaron Davis
>PDNY 71st
>Rio

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In the credits, it lists Post Malone as a Brooklyn bystander, meaning he has a line in the movie. Is he the one that says "I think it's a Banksy"?

So in a way, Peter did technically teach him that. Sort of.

>that john mulaney billboard
nice

So I took a look at Prowler's motorcycle, which appears to be an old Ducati, and spotted a Gonzo Garage sticker on the tank. Gonzo Garage is an actual real world company that makes custom aftermarket motorcycle parts. That's quite a detail to put in literally one frame of animation that most people will never notice.

Also, it seems weird that Prowler would advertise his bike part brand loyalty on his super villain crime committing bike, but maybe that's just me.

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Just watched this recently, had amazing visual effect throughout and great action scenes. I did feel a tang of sadness between Miles relationship with his family throughout the movie.

However, I felt the jump between Miles being a loser who can't control his powers to an absolute badass was way too short. I understand the gap due to it being a movie but when you have the majority of the movie focused on how much Miles sucks at being his own universe's Spider-Man and then in the last 20 minutes he becomes cloaky mcfreefallbadass it just just doesn't feel like it had any impact. And ontop of that, I felt like outside of the relationship Miles had with Peter, his family, and his Uncle there was no impact or build-up with any other characters introduced in the movie with the exception being Kingpin and his motivation for trying to hop dimensions in the first place.

Overall I'd rate it a 9/10 for execution and entertainment value alone, hope they expand on it in the future with either a TV series or sequel.

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Wait, did Gwen have the symbiote suit in the movie? I don't remember.

Nope. Probably just making it sexier

The potential to be Spider-man was in him all along, he just needed to believe in himself. He could have been cloaky mcfreefallbadass from the moment he got his powers, the only thing holding him back was his own self doubt.

It's not a super deep movie, this is afterschool special tier stuff. It's superheros, dude. Don't think too hard about it.

I understand the message but he was literally on the same level of superheroes who had been doing that shit for a long time thanks to "the power of belief" Gurenn Lagann type shit.

According to this paper, they left Spider-man's body in front of the Daily Bugle. How the hell did they manage that? The Bugle is usually in the Flatiron building, which is right in the middle of one of the busiest intersections in Manhattan. Second of all, why? Why wouldn't they dump his body in like the river or something, why leave him somewhere he'll be found immediately and cause an instant shitstorm? It wasn't Fisk trying to send a message since no one knew it was him. Was it just a gift for Jameson? Did they figure since he hated Spider-man, he would simply appreciate the gesture?

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>She is probably like bill nye in that universe.
LIV LIV LIV LIV LIV LIV

It's superheros, I aint gotta explain shit.jpg

>The only part that aged poorly is the scene where Norman kills those people at the parade.
And even then it only adds to the charm. It's supposed to be dark, but it's so goofy it doesn't conflict with the overall tone at all.

Because as far as the general public knows, Liv's company is completely legitimate and not full of supervillains

Shame she got run over by a bus. Cut down in her prime

Maybe nobody knew it was Fisk, but everyone knowing Spider Man is dead is good for business

Plus, maybe Fisk circulated the news in criminal circles. Like, "watch the news and I'll prove to you I killed spider man. I'll dump his body right in front of the bugle."

Been wondering this too.

What a waste.

I literally did not notice that until you pointed it out, too busy looking at spider noir and the rubiks cube.

Could be Scorpion trying to say, "Look, I finally finished that job you hired me for."

Can you stop shilling this trash here? I thought Yea Forums supposed to have some kind of taste and this shit is perfect example of everything gone wrong with western animation:
>cheap
>15 fps
>disgusting artstyle
>capeshit
>shitty characters like gwen and miles
Sony thrown bone to capeshitters and they started to shill their generic flick everywhere.

lol

I hope that one day you can allow joy into your heart, user

>I thought Yea Forums supposed to have some kind of taste
Yikes.

I don't have the digital version of this but I remember a Clone High easter egg on one of the billboards at night, anyone have a shot of that?

Blake Griffin is there as a baseball player

I want a movie about these guys

Yes, that's him.
youtube.com/watch?v=azbunL4Gu_c

I can just imagine the two nervous guys who clearly don't know what they're doing talking to each other after this scene was over

>Holy shit man, I actually shot at Spider-man! I didn't think I'd actually have to shoot anyone. I mean I watched the orientation video but I didn't think it would actually happen...
>Just between you and me, I wasn't really aiming for him. I was just shooting into the air so it looked like I was participating
>I've never shot a gun before, and now I freak out every time I answer my company phone because I'm afraid I'm gonna blow my head off with it. They don't prepare you for this in nanoengineering.
>I'm only here because no one else was hiring theoretical physicists. Well, I mean it was either this or Oscorp.

They didn't remove it, that was just for the trailer.

>No one else sees this.
Nobody ever looks up. Trust me, it works just as well in video games if you want to hide secrets.

>> Karn
Oh fuck yes.

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That's because Glover played Uncle Aaron in Homecoming

>wheat thins
hweat thins

I mean we never hear the Post Malone bit so maybe Swae Lee collab'd with different artists

I hope so. I'd killed for Into the Spider-Verse Nendos.
If they happen I could see Miles, Gwen and Peter getting ones.
Maybe a 50% Chance of a Peni and 30% / 20% on Ham and Noir.
I could also see Noir coming with a Rubik's cube

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It's like watching Harry Potter turned into a Spider-Man.

I think this is a pretty good critique of the movie's flaws. It isn't perfect or entirely consistent but it is entertaining and fresh so its flaws are forgiven.

Hi Gwenshipper.

Miles did get his ass beat by Kingpin (only thing saving him was his unique secret spark ability) so while he does have the natural super spider reflexes he doesn't have the combat experience of the others.

>has one of the most memorable scenes in any superhero film
And that would be?

Hey.

WHAT’S UP DANGER

you mean peniphiles*

its fucking weird as hell how she walks to them.
It´s like she´s wearing roller blades

>>Guy in background doesn't have a gun so he just holds up two coffees and hopes no one notices while clearly aware that someone's going to notice and he's going to get yelled at
holy shit i never noticed him

Just curious is Yea Forums love or like Harry the protagonist in Harry Potter?Or Yea Forums thinks that Harry is bland or something.

>Blonde Peter Parker
Is that Ben Reilly aka Scarlet Spider?

Nope. He's just Peter, but blond.

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>Stan Lee, thank you.

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>T. McFarlane

pretty sure that's a reference to Todd McFarlane

Okay so a lot of people in japan are talking about wanting peni figures, but are unhappy that the only one that exists is that one from Hasbro that looks nothing like her. If only there was a way to manipulate this into them pestering the right people for better merch.

you fucking moron she's wearing heelys

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That’s our universe though

LIV OC THE SCIENCE DOC

Why would Bendis be one of his favorites?

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That's Pre Malone

Link to the Miles christmas song

He harasses him for fucking up his comics

>We aren't living in the universe where Sony pulls an ANIMATRIX and gives each Spider-verse character their own short

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>However, I felt the jump between Miles being a loser who can't control his powers to an absolute badass was way too short

Even in the final fight with Kingpin, Miles tries to venom strike him and it doesn't work, and then when he's losing he tries to turn invisible to escape and that shorts out as well. It's not until "Hey" that Miles truly gains control of his powers, which is triggered by him seeing his dad root for him.

I mean, every superhero movie is like that. Tobey Maguire mastered all his powers by the end of the first act. Miles had a training session with Peter in the woods and then got to practice in the city, and anyway he has a spider-sense that's sometimes used to explain away that kind of thing.

Which is, itself, because Miles was created in response to Donald Glover auditioning for the Amazing Spiderman and there being a shitstorm about how Spiderman can't be black.

>It´s like she´s wearing roller blades

She....is wearing roller blades. That's the joke, she has heelys, a type of shoe with wheels in the heels so you can skate around on them.

The real question is if that's part of the uniform and the whole school in Peni's universe is required to wear wheeled shoes

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spider-man cant stop wining

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She didn't come from the first test, she came when Spider-Man entered the collider like the rest of them, it's just that she was shot back into the past by a week.

How come so many japanese twitter posts talking about the movie are waifuing gwen over peni?

Before Spider-Man it was just known as Sentai. After they started including robots it became Super Sentai.

>Spider-Verse Miles is Giorno
>Spidey PS4 Peter is Jonathan

Fitting

Despite Peni being actual otakubait, nips still love their alt rocker girls

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>Jiro
I see you're a man of taste

Because Gwen is closer to being an actual character and is not just there to look Kawaii desu

I bet her nipples are heart-shaped too.

They must have some excellent benefits.

wtf Penibros, why do Gwenchads always win?

It may have something to do with the fact Peni girl version of a male character while Gwen is an actual girl.

Lets send this clear cut list of Miles comics to our japan bros in case they would like to read his books this should cause no confusion to any one involved

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My name is Miles Morales
and i have a dream

Japan fucking loves spiderman. It's not a surprise

I assume the Japanese VA who voiced Miles also voiced Harry in the HP movies.

Is there an outrage drama in Japan,where Japs make an unfateful source material of Spiderman,and the people of Japans fans of Spiderman angry and mad because of how disrespectful that the Japs industry make it happen.

It's more like a final fuck you
I like to think he was either dropped or impaled,in a gargole or something.
Like they put it in there over night and noneone noticed
And when they openned the windows next morning Jameson saw Arian Peter's mangled,broken,lifeless body on his window and called the police
Very Epic.

No, it's his cousin Ted McFarlane,he sells sports clothes in Arizona

Probably not, they seem to look back on Tokosatsu Spide-Man fondly, and he strayed pretty far from the source material.

Comic miles is a whole other character from film miles.

it sucks bro, maybe after the japanese release.

I finally watched it and loved it. But one thing irks me... did the rest of spider-people have to be so mean to Morales at first? Kinda threw me off, was such a nice buddy-movie before, and suddenly, everyone hates the main character. What about trying to help him learn, instead of bombarding him with criticism.

Nice, keeping this one

>did the rest of spider-people have to be so mean to Morales at first?
Glad someone else thinks this as well

The villains knew they were coming anyway. Spiderman showed up the first time they turned it on.

Need more miles shota

Wouldn't be surprised if that was actually Ben and the real Peter will be coming out of retirement in next movie just like Clone Saga.

Also, Ben cucks Peter.

poor lady just wanted a moment to relax with her coffee

I didn't like Miles and his uncle in comic.
I like Miles and his uncle in movie.

Thanks a lot, Bendis.

there's a lot

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Here you go chief

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There were only a few hours left until they all died and they didn't want Miles to get himself killed. You can see later when they were outside his window when Peter was talking to him that they wanted him to succeed.

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>tfw no Spider Gwen mistress
Why live?

It was his first day on the job and they worried that he would die and not end the threat to their universes, sure they were dicks but lives were on the line.

I guess when the fate of multiple universes is on the line, you don't quite have the luxury of codeling someone. Peter B did handle it the best though

>now I'll teach you a lesson for stealing
>sits on your face

>now I'll teach you a lesson for interfering
>bites your clitoris off

Imagine traveling like 5 years into the past and trying to convince Yea Forums there's going to be an academy award-winning Spider-Man film featuring Miles Morales, Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker and Spider-Gwen.

It's still hard to believe this is the realite we actually live in.

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I love the movie too, but are we just going to ignore the Gwen plot hole
>arrives before the other spidermen
>miles' spider sense doesn't react to her at all

Time fuckery tossed her a week earlier than everyone, and Miles spidey sense takes a while to kick in, well after the hair incident

She doesn't view miles as a threat.

Oops, I misread your comment.

Could be he just chalked it up to his general apprehension and nervousness around girls when they show any interest in him established earlier on in the movie.

What special features do they have on the bluray. Do they go more in depth with the art and making of stuff? I know they have deleted scenes.

My favourite scenes are when hobo spidey thinks about MJ. When he picks up her photo in Peter's base, when he meets her at the party and of course at the finale when he's scared of screwing up again. I dunno, I think they're just done really well. I really felt something, it was kind of suprising in this lighthearted movie. Maybe it's just my age but I just cared much more for Peter's fucked up life than Miles' standard coming of (superhero) age story.

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A shame there isn't a Kensho Ono(Miles Jap VA) version of Sunflower

>Ah fuck's sake it's too early for this

Because Comic Miles is just a carbon copy of Peter.

Sunflower is sung by swae lee not miles' va. Ono sings parts of the song in engrish as miles if that's what you meant

How come Mary Jane didn't want kids in Blonde Spidey's universe?

I still can't fucking believe they did that.

Who says she didn't?
Also keep in mind Blonde Spidey and MJ are younger than B Spidey and his MJ, maybe she just didn't want children yet.

Considering how fine she was with going to a spider themed party thrown literally two days later by his killer she didn't seem that invested in the relationship

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Doubt she knew he killed him, we dont know how much Blond Peter told her

We don't know anything about Blonde Spidey and MJ's relationship. Besides he was a grad student. They were only 26. Not like Peter B and his MJ who were in their 30s already

King Pin was a respected socialite who threw a party in honor of NYC's fallen hero. He even mentions inviting Spider-Man's wife

youtube.com/watch?v=6H0-wYOtoQ8

Why would you doubt she knew who killed him? Aunt may knew why wouldn't she?

Because
>she must not have actually liked spidey that's why she showed up to kingpins dinner party for spidey
is a shit answer

It's still a memorial diner for her husband. Although King Pin is a shit the people of NYC actually loved Spidey and wanted to support MJ.

I know. I was just saying it’s a shame there isn’t a Japanese version of Sun Flower with Kensho Ono singing it.

He’s a nigger and I don’t like niggers

We get it user, your mom was fucked by a black guy

Yeah his dad

Can a brother translate this plz?

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I kinda wish the jacket would stay part of Miles's outft.
It looks cool

So all female movie will have gwen and silk. Probably return of peni aged up. Mayday will show up to show peter and mj had a kid too. Also gwenpool for comedy relief. Any other ideas?

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No, the actual Gwen plothole is how the fuck she managed to enroll herself in Brooklyn Visions without a single teacher asking her who the fuck she is.

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Mile's spider-sense doesn't completely develop until his tunnel walk when he goes to find the spider that bit him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0tgQbelnSvc

If I had to guess, the joke is that Peter B started out annoyed by children and ends up never shutting up about how much he loves his child

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*makes c-list villain an a-lister in your path*

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That's great, can't believe I haven't heard it. Makes me wonder what Miles will do for web fluid after he runs out of Peter's stock

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seems like may knows how to make more

All the fanart with Peter B and MJ having a baby in a Renew Your Vows type of deal is cute as fuck, but aren't both Peter and MJ in their late 30s by this point? Isn't it a little late to be having kids?

He's at least 38, so yeah pretty old

Equipment is still good until mid to late 40s.

Don't let your parents brainwash you into thinking you have no choice but to pump out kids right out of goddamn college, dude. You don't immediately get wheeled into a retirement home as soon as you hit 29.

Nah

Is this all leading to this cross-dimensional force of spider-men trying to keep everything stable?

A y scenes with Spiderham?

It helps when Marvel itself has no issues with it either, I wish they would release Blu-Rays though

The odds of complications and disorders such as autism slowlt begin to rise after 35, but people are perfectly capable of having happy, healthy children well ino their 40s

Yup, my aunt got pregnant unplanned and she's in her 40s, and my new little cousin is a 100% normal little boy

Lineup sounds good but I dont know if gwenpool is allowed for obvious reasons. Her inclusion would bring entertainment to the board since half will cheer and half will seethe.

Oh dang, that's way less funny than just holding up two coffee cups. Stop it.

Probably

There isn't a straight degrade in the quality of a human being produce after that age.

Statistics show that children born from older couples have longer lifespans. They are just different.

Considering almost everything around them is secretly a gun, it wouldn't surprise me if Alchemax also considered transforming coffee cup guns as an option.

According to wikipedia, egg cremes were allegedly created by Jewish immigrants.

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This is probably the best example of something that could have potentially been good absolutely ruined by niggers and nigger music. Such a shame.

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Aw, that's nice.
Where the fuck is Death Stranding?

They were already westaboos if they were watching Spider-Verse. Peni just feels like shameless pandering.

Also, Peni is a loli. Shamefur dispray to admit she's a cutie in public.

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>this movie would have been good if it weren't for the central characters
user that makes no sense. It would be a different movie altogether.

....The guy's hair in the back changes colour.

Dimensional anomaly.

Everything about this looks so, so wrong.

>MEME SCENE SENSE
I don't know if I love or hate this, but I can't argue it's a good band name

This will never be resolved. They need a reason to have a Miles and Gwen romance

God damn it it's great but Miles very existence means it'll never happen

user that's Peter B and MJ's baby

From another universe, peter is dead in Miles universe so this actually is impossible for every one of those characters to meet. God damn it all, I know what this sounds like and I know that we all already know but I'm sticking with it. It would be cool, I guess, if we could get a Miles in later in peters career to take over the name during child rearing, It honestly would've been better than the clone saga but Miles is but its the way it is I suppose.

Hey user, relax, it's fanart

It hurts bros.
Why can't I live in that universe?

How does Mile's existence terminate the existence of May?

times square is trash in every universe don't let the waifu fool you

I think user is talking about Clone College

>Peter Benis Parker

Honestly this strikes me as sony pictures trying to save a little bit of time instead of just modeling two old timey trains and never using them.

Peni Parker?
More like park her on my peni...

Did that thing I said make any sense?

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>Stan lee walking over the graves of jack kirby and steve ditko - 1994 colourised.

my point still stands!

your dick is the size of a penny?

It's much smaller than a Penny.

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what type of jordans would miles wear if he had a symbiote, would they be breds or pic related

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Best shit

breds or fire red 3s if he wants to be max comfy

They said something about how it rejects light instead of absorbing it, guess they meant to say reflects.

Thanks Kojima

I mean I hate fujoshi, but it's nice that they're not racist.

>it work?

Missed an opportunity to have it be Smarch instead

Was this japan,chinese korea or??

>ultimate Peter had a random batcave with aunt may as his alfred
that was so retarded that I'm sure it's what happened in ultimate

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Because peter dies in order to make Miles work, its how two of his three origins have worked(so far). Bendis never intended on peter and Miles interacting since he killed his peter so early into his career. Sure the alternate dimensions thing is something but we all know its not the same. The way it goes is peter establishes the name costume and relationship with the villains than Miles comes in to take the glory, why do you think people hate him so passionately? Besides the complete lack of creativity that goes into every aspect of his writing from the lack of villains to the lack of love interests?

Miles got three love interests.

Barbara, Kate bishop, and maybe kamala.

two of those love interests have nothing to do with miles and everything to do with spider-man. Not sure where the first girl is from though, is she the one in the recent run?

Okay, How? How's. Ulitmate Kate bishop got to do with Peter parker? Or Kamala? She was only a fan of him.

Or jesus so one of the characters lists is an alternate universe version of a legacy character that been "dead" for 5 years? God Miles is sad, and Kamala doesn't care who her spider-man is and if they are going to push them together, an interaction we've only ever seen in team books or events, what does that have to do with Miles himself and not his life as a super hero?

>Yea Forums approved miles morales
>Yea Forums approved miles morales x gwen fucking stacy
good god

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Did you remember to do your duty and kill 5 niggers today? If not, fuck off you faker.

you give the people shiny colors they don't care about the thought that goes into it. Half of these niggas just want to see people get mad because they think it accomplishes something or that it changes the fact the Miles is simply a marketing tool that worked and has no actual heart involved with any of his inclusion into the franchise

dipshits i was saying how amazed i was to be in a reality where nigger spiderman x gwen was EVER done well and/or likeable

you push something long enough with enough writers eventually someone is going to find a way to make it "work"

Dose anybody have a link for The Spider ham Short called Spider Ham Caught in the ham?

Overrated movie.

it's not other people's fault that white people don't find themselves attractive enough to continue fucking each other. cope

You say love interests not people who stays with him to very end.

Only thing I know that Kamala and miles both like to hang out when they are not superheroing. And miles loves to write fanfics like her.

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Anyone have any MJ screencaps?

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Did Spiderverse release in China yet?

PENI BEST GIRL

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Too big?

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probably just animator names

It seems more like a connection reminiscent of his one to Peter, latching him onto a more popular character for the appearance boost. Does the into the spider-verse kid seem like a dork who writes fan fiction?

Shits weird when you have the capability to think further than right now. Not saying your completely wrong but it’s also the way pregnancy is treated in a first world society as a burden both financially and environmentally when it should be seen as a miracle, it’s all of the above obviously but we’re told that participation and progress means rejiggering the already rigged system into others favor rather than creating something new, but you’re right I suppose just cope

Don't let Alan Moore's bullshit fool you. All those sperm and eggs that attempt to copulate during impregnation - and their product fetuses - are completely interchangeable. There's absolutely nothing miraculous about birth.

The birth part isn’t the miracle the person is. And yes I know how childish it is thinking that after roughly 6000 years of recorded history hundreds of thousands of years of hominids and eons of existence in creation but life is still a pretty rediculous concept, even those of us shackled to the underbelly of s Tibetan throat singing forum is a mostly unquantifiable asset. Do we live up to (or even have much of) that potential? Oh Lordy no, but it is a wonderful idea to keep perpetuating I think

Has he ever even talked about writing anything in his solo?

Yes, he got comics and toys of his heroes. And he pretty expression.

He does write a journal in his solo. But, that was force on by his teacher.

But that could be gawke stuff.

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I see what you mean and while I still assume it was a trait grafted onto him to connect him closer to Kamala they may try to write it in. But at that point it seems weird for a dude to write stories about him and his friends going on adventures (with sexy results) it does almost sound better than fan fiction. I just want miles to be shunted to the ultimate universe where he would be forever separated from Peter, if they’re not going to write the connection organically than don’t write it at all

It's crazy hearing his voice out of his grown ass body. He sounds like a teenager but he's definitely an adult

I rather have two separate miles.

If Peter can get 4 comics. Why not miles?

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My parents had my brother in their early 40s. Maybe they won't be having like multiple children, but 38 is hardly too late to start entirely.

Because miles still has never been properly quantified in peters life, how long has he had his powers in relation to Peter? Where did he get his costume? Why did he never think to make his own name? Him using spider-man makes sense when Peter is dead but not really when he’s alive working in the same city

Pretty sure that's just lighting. It's just a darker shade of brown. Still a bit of a continuity error since he presumably hadn't moved but still

I'm still sad that Sam gets the short end of the stick. He may not be Rich but he's grown on me, but he always gets shafted compared to Miles and Kamala

It's totally lighting. He's in light in the first part and in the shadow when it cuts back to him

He’s pretty much everything that Miles wishes he could be, a great and understandably strained relationship with his mentor a great justification to why they share the same name and a cool cast with a spunky personality

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Ugh. What a mess.

chance wears a 4 hat in miles's dimension

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And most importantly pete has the supporting cast villains relationships and history to be able to handle four books. Miles needs team ups and corssovers to fill out one book

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That's a dude isn't it.

It didn't even occur to me that RIPeter and Pizza B. Parker had different voice actors, and that one of them was Chris Pine.

An entire movie dedicated to Miles and I still don't know how the heck "Ganke" is sounded out. This has been the case for me since like 2012.

Hypnosis, Peni.

Liv. Do I even need to say it?

It's perfect.

Yikes. Still asspained about your precious Disneyshit losing at the Academy Awards, I see. Cry moar.

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>Chance

Pleb detected

Why is Peni so sexy bros?

Because you're a pedo.

I always find this an odd point of contention here since Disney didn't make the movie but they get the bulk of the merchandising revenue so its like we had to prevent a way for Disney win yet they still won hard

>Was Disney's Oscar campaign too smart to win?

>Here's How Disney Can Still Win

Their nominations were atrocious this year, I liked Incredibles 2 but it was the same plot as the first movie so it didn't deserve the oscar and while I didn't see wreck it ralph I'm fine with knowing a Disney movie about Disney characters learning how much fun there is to be had at Disney.com wasn't award worthy. Isle of Dogs was alright but it won't be what nets Wes Anderson his oscar and Mirai didn't have Myazakis name attached so there was no way in hell the academy even knew what it was. Spider-verse was fine but it won primarily due to politics and terrible competition

I'd make a new thread, but I only have lewd

NEW

>Ezekiel

heh