*Blocks your path*

>*Blocks your path*

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>*covers you in spiders and shoots you*

blcok deez nuts

A man isn't rendered helpless during sex. Unrealistic.

I only have to move at more than 2 frames per second to get past her.

Obligatory.

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Dejah Thoris?

LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH ROCKET FUEL HOAK HOGAN!

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kek

BROOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Several Sorceresses made fun of Huemac for his inability to get women who were fat enough. Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses.
Based Huemac.

I liked this video. It doesn't try to be smart or political or anything. It's just a sexy feminine power fantasy

She ugly

There is something that bothers me about this temple, namely they shouldn't be in the middle of the jungle.
I get that a jungle temple is iconic, but is not like the natives build them there. Back when those buildings had people in them, they wheren't in the jungle they had houses, markets and roads surrounding them like in any other city. Is not after the people left that the jungle reclaim the area.
Imagine if you made a video where the ancient Greeks live between the ruins of the temple of Athena looking exactly like they look today, then you'll get the idea of how I feel.

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It's a fucking alien space ship retard.

And this is their spacesuit. So what, is clear what kind of aesthetic they where going for.

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>what kind of aesthetic they where going for.
The "this gets my dick hard" aesthetic.

Whatever looked cool to them

>Will have sex with me but I die on the process.

Finally. A two for one deal.

i mean no one said they were going to space

Was it really that bad?

>Fat
>Angry & bitchy
>Rapist
Definitely a keeper

this but unironically

No it's just the disguise they use to trap Earth men into their clutches to power the space ship DUMMY they're like that plant in the very beginning that traps insects with special smells except the smell is the disguise of a hot human woman