*Blocks your path*

>*Blocks your path*

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>*covers you in spiders and shoots you*

blcok deez nuts

A man isn't rendered helpless during sex. Unrealistic.

I only have to move at more than 2 frames per second to get past her.

Obligatory.

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Dejah Thoris?

LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH ROCKET FUEL HOAK HOGAN!

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kek

BROOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR