New trailer coming tonight

New trailer coming tonight

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My expectations are non-existent and I don't give a damn anymore

>hype up the movie to be closer to the comics
>early set images are promising. Dark, moody, heavily shadowed contrasting lighting, Hellboy looked pretty good
>Mignola was involved with early script process
>adapting one of the darkest stories in the lore

>Trailer comes out
>QUIPS QUIPS ZING BOOM LE EBIN "HEEEY XD IM XD ON LE YOUR XD SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Daimio isnt a werejaguar, his scars are kitty cat scratches, and he's FUCKING BRITISH
>Alice
>Bruttenholm is a 180 from his character in the comics
>the fact that Hellboy is even interacting with Daimio and that Bruttenholm is alive at this point
>WWII scenes llook like fucking dogshit
>movie looks like visual dogshit
>EPIC SLOW MO XD
>serious moments from the comics presented as comedic in the trailer
>Hellboy looks like fucking shit and Dave Harbor is being crippled by prosthetics
>EPIC ROCK MUSIC
>WE WANT THE MCU AUDIENCE

>HELLBOY WOKE FOR THE FUTURE GUARDIANS OF THE EBIN DEADPOOLAXY: RISE OF THE DAB QUEEN COMING 2019

Fuck you monkeys paw this isnt even remotely like what i asked for, you're not even trying anymore.

Del Toro may have taken liberties but he was at least still true in spirit and in style and took the fucking thing seriously holy SHIT what happened.

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Oh yeah, i also just realized if Bruttenholm isnt an acient decrepit 100+ year old mummy, that means he neither found Hellboy when he was summoned to earth nor named him.

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Why does Hellboy have to get this shit? It's the ONE comic book movie I was hoping for this year.

Who wants to bet it's more of the same shit we've already seen, tone-wise?

Could the trailer save it for you?

The first was complete shit but trailers often are. Some of the changes are baffling but I'm not sure if they're movie ruining. Neil Marshall seems right and Mignola is enthusiastic. I'm aware I'm grasping here but I'm curious if it's possible.

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RIP Shitztain

Like does anyone even remember that piece of shit exists?

No.

The trailer has multiple inherently movie poisoning critical flaws. Bruttenholm, Alice, Daimio are crippling in and of themselves, but that coupled iwth the shit visuals and the completely butchered tone have already put it in the grave.

Just officially got an R rating which is a positive

Did test audiences fuck us again? I remember Mignola and the directer saying at panels how the tone was going to be darker than the Delo Toro movies.

No it isnt.

Its probably going to be filled with the fuck word.

>It's exactly like any PG-13 movie except he says the F-word every 5 minutes! That means it's for cool growed ups like me

Ok but what are you saying, it would be a better sign if it was G, PG or PG13?

This makes me feel sad.

LOBSTER JOHNSON!!!

That's what I was hoping for, but the first trailer pretty much had the same tone as the del Toro movies.

A rating isn't a sign of anything

The only indicator of quality is word of mouth or reviews from qualified critics

Apparently this trailer is supposed to he darker and more accurate to what the movie is going to be

A Hellboy movie should be rated R, that's for sure, but it shouldn't look like this movie either.
Also, for all of Del Toro's flaws in relation to the source material, he managed to deliver a lot of what makes Hellboy great in two PG13 movies. My younger brother (4 years younger than me, so he would have been about 10 when the movie came out) got mega-fucking hooked in it and it's probably the one comic book he ever read (though I did got him into Black Hammer recently) and all of this love comes from having seen those Del Taco joints.

Honestly it seemed lighter in tone, but I haven't seen those movies in years so maybe I only remember the good stuff

It's not lighter, it's snarkier. Del Toro very much has a bit of a silver age or maybe bronze age, Claremont / Wolfman type of air, if you get what I mean. Things were a bit light, sure, it is a fantastic movie after all, but they were also serious.
This is just post-ironic, detachism shit.

>It's not lighter, it's snarkier.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU HATE FUN???

ARE YOU NOT WOKE? WHATS WRONG WITH A BADASS SNARKY BLACK QUEEN IRISHWOMAN?

GUESS YOU'RE CANCELLED, user.

I am very much what a schizo faggot like you would call "woke", very much like Fantastic Four before it, the race swipe is the lesser problem by far here, don't insert your paranoid delusions into my posts, you rambling cunt.
Why the fuck are you even reading comic books by some Berkeley anti-gun liberal anyway, go read some Chuck Dixon books or whatever.

I think you read a little too into my post there user.

I was making a shitty joke about complaining about a movie being shallow and snarky being problematic, because that seems to be a twitter thing now.

>ARE YOU NOT WOKE? WHATS WRONG WITH A BADASS SNARKY BLACK QUEEN IRISHWOMAN?

Why do you think everyone is as illiterate as you, my dude.

Slay, user.

Who are you quoting?

All the fucking marketing for this was that it would be close to the comics when it clearly isn't. What's the point of this and why is mignola shilling it so hard. Del Taco took his liberty but it looked great and the story wasn't to ridiculous, everything I've seen from the trailers is straight up horrible

alright that's new

Mignola is insecure because he threw Del Toro under the bus and destroyed their friendship for this so he's trying to get fans on his side by promising they'll like it more than the Del Toro movies.

Why does the makeup look WORSE than Ron Perlman’s after ten years? NuHellboy’s teeth are frustratingly small, and you can clearly see where the makeup ends around his eye sockets

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I have non-ironically pondered about this, it feels a lot like Mike kinda got into a bad deal, realized this and is trying to save face.
I mean, this movie was announced like a month before Del Toro swiped the academy awards, wasn't it?
People love to mock Del Toro for his tons of unfinished shit but there's a reason for that, the same reason why we never got Hellboy 3, the man is perfectionist as fuck and won't work on something until it 100% matches his vision. Join this with him being a huge fan of Hellboy (and having pretty much the same influences as Mignola) and it's lightning in a bottle we'll never recapture, with Hellboy or anything else.

I would've forgiven a lot of things, honestly, but they stepped on everything they possibly could've to make me not root for this movie.

>Broom's character
As previously stated, exact opposite of the caring father.
>Daimo's character
Removed all signatures of him being someone with awe-inspiring willpower. The mark on his face, the dead eyes from all the shit he has seen, the constant formal behavior, all missing. Instead we get a stupid brit accent.
>Alice
The fuck is she doing in this, in the way that she does, and why did they rename Fenix?

>Ruining the mood of iconic scenes
The day-time re-imagining of the hunt.
The queen looking like an angry human, instead of something that has been distanced from what makes us human.

>The mood
The poster slogans, the stupid jokes, the lighting. All just makes me feel like it'll be a Marvel movie.

>Could the trailer save it for you?


>the plot of 4 or 5 volumes crammed into one movie
> Bruttenholm raising HB to be a weapon
>Alice a BPRD agent
>Ben's light scaring
>The god awful makeup job
>Harbor's slurred speech as he struggles to talk around the makeup
>That fucking awful Right Hand of Doom

It's already a dumpster fire.

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See, even if the movie by some miracle turned out decent, theres still those inexcusable sins.

Bruttenholm, Daimio, Alice, the makeup, the RHoD, the lighting, and the tone are all irrepairably terrible and a spit to the face of the source material. You cant fix this with clever editing, you cant be misled by a bad trailer, these are ingrained inherently into the script and visuals.

>New Hellboy 2019 trailer