Reminder that Dies Irae is only growing stronger being in the latest trailers and Star vs Marco might actually happen if Marco is Archangel Michael.
>Attributes: Archangel Michael; Treading on a dragon; carrying a banner, scales, and sword.
>"And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, and prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven" (Rev. 12:7).
>A dragon and sword can represent the conquering of a foe. In myths and legends, heroes had to slay dragons in order to achieve their goals, making these mythical beasts representative of mankind's personal fears and obstacles. Having a dragon curled around a sword can therefore be representative of your ability to overcome such fears and obstacles in your own, modern-day life.
You guys are the most obnoxious side of the fandom, even more than the shippers. Nefcy is a hack and she doesn't have neither the brain or the guts to deliver something even close to that. It's amazing how easy is to bait you guys. No wonder why western animation is in this sorry state
my thoughts exactly. Nefcy is based priest fan. Wait.... >Rob Halford
Jaxon Ramirez
I'm gonna post some of cupil's art because she does awesome facial expressions and body language and a lot of people overlooked one the bestest artist in the fandom.
It's kinda frustrating how cupil came up with so many ideas for all these really interesting AUs and all the fandom does is shipping war AUs. And various theoretical children of the characters.
Remember Marco calling Star in that low whiny voice? Like 'staaaaarrrr'. I love that. If I had the time, I'd edit together a video of every single time Marco says 'Star'.
I think her AUs are (were? My exposure to the fandom is mostly limited to Yea Forums now and last I checked she seemed to be losing interest in Star) very unique and creative concepts, but also thought it was too easy to get burnt out on them because they were pretty much all she ever drew and she'd just keep building on those original good concepts, so after a few weeks/months you wouldn't know what the fuck she was even drawing anymore because you'd have to read like all 10 updates to her original AU to even get it. Like I really, honestly appreciated her creativity and the flexibility of the show's universe that she demonstrated through the multiple AUs instead of having one set view of how things had to be, especially considering the fandom at the time when she seemed most active (post-S1, pre-S2) mostly just did super bland Starco stuff or Toffee/Moon when it came to coming up with storylines, but sometimes I just wished she'd do more stuff based on the show or keep things simpler (or maybe just start a comic or something entirely focused on one of them, or whatever).
I guess that's a problem with anyone who does a radically different AU but when she always had like 27 going on at once it could feel like a bit of a clusterfuck. Not even in regard to the writing/art, just in terms of keeping it all straight or even wanting to. Maybe I wished she'd commit more to one or something?
I'm not into Starco children AUs either though.
I thought her description of "Lady's" wand and her use of the big blank pupils was honestly one of the most creative things anyone in the fandom was even doing at the time. Maybe I just enjoyed her concept work for these scenarios more than seeing them play out, dunno.
Well the books of spells says the Monster arm is demon power, is forever, but according to Glossaryck can be controled by the user and thats how rhombulus got his snake arms
>Maybe I wished she'd commit more to one or something? Yeah I guess she did bring out most of what she could out of these AUs.
>I'm not into Starco children AUs either though. Me neither. And the tags have been NOTHING else BUT children of AUs. Like seriously. It's a fuckin SEA of stomcojackiejanna children and barely anything else. Well, i guess that's about as much you can expect as far as creativity goes with teenage girls doing art on tumblr.
if the bloodmoon episode reveals Star and Marco only like each other because of a curse I will take back half of the bad things I ever said about this show
Kayden Gutierrez
How would that make it better from your perspective?
Season 3 was shit and I don't have high hopes for the show based on what we've seen in clips and trailers, but I'll be watching since it's the last season. if this was a CN show, it'd be stretched out for another 4 or 5 seasons
That would be an interesting route for the show to go, but I doubt it.
Samuel Hughes
it wouldnt, but it would make all this ship shit funnier, specially the cries of Starcofags and Jacko fags that would follow
Justin Ward
Star has a tendency to say his name three times whenever she wants his attention
Jaxson Butler
Jan is bae. But if she wins I'll eat MY FUCKING SHIT
I think they really did care about each other even without the BM curse.
However I'm still thinking about the fact that Star's crush on Marco happened AFTER the BM Ball. Which started basically everything. It's also interesting to note that Eclipsa has a connection to the painting of the Captain. The guy who made Marco go to the ball.
And also, it might even be possible that somehow Eclipsa had a hand or somehow influenced Star's magic to make Marco 'half-monster' with the monsterarm.
As if she was trying to recreate what she had done with Globgor. Interedasting.
>And also, it might even be possible that somehow Eclipsa had a hand or somehow influenced Star's magic to make Marco 'half-monster' with the monsterarm.
The mbest meter arm is spell by Crescenta the eager, that incubates a demon in a person arm and give them demon power that can eventually be controlled if the person has the will, nothing to do with Eclipsa
Anthony Bailey
FUCK MEW"MEN" FUCK MONSTERS AND MOST OF ALL FUCK THE JANNIES OF GARBAGE ISLAND
Requesting Star riding Marco in his room like she wants to get impregnated right then and there and make mewman-human children, lustfully grinding her ass on his dick, while Jackie is watching from the window, crying.
Jace Kelly
tried reverse image search. Sauce?
Christian Edwards
Something with Jackie and Janna. Surprise me.
Juan Scott
I forgot about this AU. It was good but kinda sad. It was sad how hopeless it felt and how they constantly got abused until they were permanently broken (at best).
The majority of AUs are basically "let's take these characters and make them less interesting".
Connor Carter
How would making the show complete dogshit via an idiotic concept like that make it better?
Michael Stewart
>However I'm still thinking about the fact that Star's crush on Marco happened AFTER the BM Ball. Star's diary from before BMB has her saying she's never connected with anybody like she did with Marco. And it's ridiculously obvious that Marco was already jealous about Star going with Tom before the painting started talking to him.
And if the BM is pushing them to be together romantically, it's not pushing very hard. Seeing as it took Star more than half a year before she actually realized she's got a crush on Marco, and took Marco even longer to realize he has a crush on Star. I mean sure, they've both been denser than osmium about their feelings, but it doesn't make the BM seem like very strong magic.
Zachary Reyes
w-why?
Oliver Smith
We definitely can't cross out the possibilty of it happening though. But at the same time, everything in the show was built around Star and Marco's relationship. If they just went >The Blood Moon Ball was evil! >Thank goodness that we can just break it! 667 years? pssh get outta here >Oh that's cool, now we can be just best friends without any complications! >Yeah, let's all act like the previous 3 seasons never happened it would really cheapen the ending. I don't think they would go for that if they have their marbles in the right place.
Reminder that Marco references Archangel Michael, while Globgor plays Archangel Uriel.
>Represented by Death card in Celena's tarot >Uriel is known as the angel of Death
>Globgor remains crystallized 'til the last season and he was drawn as someone directly related to Dies Irae (it comes from his mouth in the latest promotional pic of him) >Uriel is the only Archangel whose role is to remain sleep. His awakening announces the Day of Wrath/Judgement Day.
>Globgor wants to protect his family (wife and daughter, being the last one Princess of Monsters) >Uriel watches over the sacred woman and child, who must be saved from The Beast for the sake of humanity.
>Globgor is known for being equaly brutal and fair. >Uriel is a merciless but fair judge.
>Star's diary from before BMB has her saying she's never connected with anybody like she did with Marco. And it's ridiculously obvious that Marco was already jealous about Star going with Tom before the painting started talking to him.
Exactly! They still have an incredibly strong relationship even without the BM bullshit.
>it doesn't make the BM seem like very strong magic. Except maybe for the fact, that they physically can't go on without each other. I would put the BM as the cause for Star getting jealous even though she was completely fine with being just friends with Marco and helping him out with his crush. And also the fact Marco straight up auto-dumped Jackie, the girls of his dreams, since like, fuckin SECOND GRADE, because he couldn't exist without Star.
Again, it's difficutl to say for sure if things would've happened the same way, if Marco never went to the ball.
I'm dumb. Can someone explain what dies irae is, beyond the meaning of the word?
Owen White
The heck? I never expected to see mexican memes here.
Charles Smith
Jackie was the one who dumped him. He stubbornly stuck with her to the extend of inexplicably not even visiting Star for a couple of months, despite clearly having not emotionally connected to Jackie after they started dating. It was Jackie who realized they weren't working as a couple, not Marco.
And Star was "fine" with helping Marco out with his crush on Jackie...until they actually got together, and she realized had a crush on him. Even after she realized that, she tried to force herself to be "fine" with it and stop being jealous, but feelings don't work that way.
Zachary Wright
It's funny, El Chopo is a weekly market where you actually can find things like that sword.
Levi Johnson
The fact that Eclipsa's father was the one who sent Marco there and that her husband is shown to be directly related to St. Olga's prophecy, makes me wonder how much Eclipsa knows about this whole deal.
listen here you fucking homo. reverse image searching and checking the filename are one of the first things i did. i cant even find the most number to this on /aco/ or Yea Forums archives because the filename is larger than the newest Yea Forums AND /aco/ posts. see here
> his post number 106173338 > his file name 1549572444892
so how about you stop being a faggot and get me the image artist?
Nathan Kelly
>>Marco straight up auto-dumped Jackie Jackie was the one who dumped Marco last time I checked, and he was the one begging her to keep their relationship afloat. The whole physically can't go on without each other is a stretch. Star didn't go after Marco after he left Mewni and focused on moving on, and did so. However, having them accept what they have (Tom for Star, Jackie for Marco) would've ended the series really early. Also remember, dimensional scissors. I believe Jackie and Marco's last date showed us everything the moment the cape was revealed: Marco didn't know what he should do so he took Jackie to the Ultimate Date because "he should enjoy her company because she's his girlfriend". Imagine if Marco convinced Jackie that he can return to his earth life (not going to Mewni), than after a year or so: he realized he want to go to Mewni because he enjoyed Star's company more, but he stayed on Earth for Jackie's sake. Jackie would be hurt because she's to blame that he's unhappy and she didn't ask him to stay for her, and they end up breaking up and separating as bitter exs, blaming each other on the loveless relationship they had, which would be... incredibly uninteresting to the crowd watching the show.
>so how about you stop being a faggot and get me the image artist? I've literally told you, you fuckin ASSMUNCH, that it was PROBABLY some drawfag from /sveg/. Which MEANS, that there is NO source. Because most of the time these fuckers DON'T have blogs where they post their art, they JUST post in the THREAD, because MUH SEKRIT KLUB. Your best bet would be to go to the svtfoe booru and comb through thousands of images. SO it means you're shit outta luck.
But you know what? Here let me demonstrate that for you. Do you have a blog where we can check your art drawfriend?
>The blood moon being a sign of the beginning of the end times originates in the Book of Joel, where it is written "the sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes." Otherwise known as Dies Irae.
Marco’s original name was Sol and Diaz means day. So Marco turns against Star when the Blood Moon/Dies Irae starts.
Pic related is the original theory but basically boils down to a shit ton of biblical references in Star vs and how Star is Satan, and will bring about Dies Irae or Day of Wrath.
Here are just some of the some biblical references in the show.
>Star is the Morning Star which attributes to both Satan and Venus >Marco is Mars also seen in the Keytar that made it to Mars aka Marco's front door step >Star being Vulcan and being cheated on with Mars and Venus >Tree of Knowledge in pic related in which in the episode "Baby" Star gave it one last shot to try and move the apple and she looked nervous, but also determined to move it, and the spell she used came out both pink and green, and it was one of her most powerful spells. She harnessed good and bad to make something great thus fruit of the tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil. >Star's VA's first name is Eden and Marco's VA's first name is Adam Reaching but hey it's Nefcy >$650 Marco gets in royalties is the number of prayers in the bible. >Marco's wand is shaped like Mar's signature Spear and Shield also seen in the symbol of male, this goes into Star's wand resembling Venus symbol for female. >Star has had Rose cheeks which was one of Venus's symbols. >Star's god form makes her Devil Horns more pronounced and she has the Morning Star symbol for her eyes. She also gets a demonic voice. >Star dies and literally goes to purgatory has the Staff called it in their concept art. Also Purgatory is a state where one's soul must be purified, Star dipping down by placing her hands in the boiling water have been some symbolism for that. She even cried out in pain when she did it, as in the flames of purification in Purgatory which are said to be one of the most painful feelings. Remember her hands literally caught on fire.
It's also in revelation. as well as the sun turning dark as sack cloth made from goat hair. And there will be a great earthquake, and the stars will fall from the sky like unripe figs in a great wind.
Is that right?
Christopher Rivera
Continued
>Marco is Mars also seen in the Keytar that made it to Mars aka Marco's front door step
Expanding and how Marco relates to Day of Wrath.
>We know that red is Marco's color: his red hoodie, the red belt, and the blood (red) moon. Let's suspend any interpretations of that for the time being and focus on the association of the color red with Marco's name as well as the meaning of his name.
>We know that his full name is Marco Ubaldo Diaz (Ubaldo was seen written on his test in an early episode). Let's do some name interpretation.
>Marco is both an Italian and Spanish name. It derives from the Latin Markus, which in turn derives from Mars, the Roman god of war; "warring" is the meaning of the name Marco. Red is the color associated with the god of war--the planet Mars was so named because of its red color, resembling blood.
>Ubaldo is an Italian name of German origin that means "bold, brave heart." Red is a color associated with bravery and courage.
>The further down the name list you go the less important the color red becomes, but it still makes an appearance. This is true for the surname Diaz. It is similar to the Spanish word dias (no accentos because reasons) which means day. You could associate that with the color red: bright color for the bright portion of the day, red like a sunrise or sunset; it's weak but it's still worth mentioning. Also worth mentioning is that it's a direct contrast to Star's name, which is night-themed. The meaning of the name Diaz is "son of Diego," in reference to St. James the Greater. Some accounts say he had a fiery temper (red), though I am more interested in the meaning of this name than potential color links. If you research the name James/Jacob (the "original" names that Diego derives from) you'll see that the meaning is "supplanter, he that replaces," this has a possible connection to the "warring" meaning of Marco earlier outlined as one often supplants a ruling figure in times of war.
Ayden Robinson
Interesting stuff for sure. Not a bright guy, but I remember being told an old biblical rhyme, "red skies at morning, a shephard's warning. Red skies at night, a shephard's delight." That's what jumped to mind when I heard about the color red being associated with marko.
Wait is Seph the beast then? Also what’s the role of Michael in all of this? Does this means Marco is going to meet Globgor at some point and find his point of view to not be entirely wrong
Hudson Fisher
>marco >weebshit sword that shit's gay as fuck
Jaxon Wilson
He was actually mad jelly though. He was saying all that shit about Tom, like "he's a predator" despite knowing absolutely nothing about him. That's actualyl the reason why during S1 most of the fandom took Tom as some sort of serial rapist early on.
Star knew him a lot better than Marco, yet he would still be against it; even though Star clearly showed that she can deal with Tom, even if he steps out of bounds.
Not to mention Tom was throwing some serious fucking shade here.
I hope there's a touching scene where Moon has to come back to reality from her love of River. They're the cutest couple in the show!
Sebastian Jackson
How does that relate to jealously, it was stated that Marco intervened out of concern for star not out of jealousy as he was informed by star about Tom who at the time viewed him as an ill-tempered demon which is what all Marco had as a precaution
Robert Murphy
Moon and River are a gem. Many a prince would pine for Moon and her family would hate her for her decision, but she chose River anyway. And River is a total bro dad. The best kind.
Janna steals macro's scissors Marco goes after her end up some where in Hekapoo domain scissors break after a tussle Marco and Janna adventure to Hekapoo lair Janna gets lewd Marco loses to his lust Manna finally reaches Hekapoo lair Hekapoo doesn't want to help cus she is still hurt Marcos uses his adult voice it almost works Hekapoo covers her ears Janna tries to convince Hekapoo Janna proposes a child for a scissor repair Hekapoo blushes and is shocked Janna pointing at her belly and tells her to join the club Marco, Janna and Hakapoo come out of the portal in the thrown room Star happy to see at first but looks in horror at what she sees Marco holding his to daughters with Janna and Hekapoo on each side Star cries while Queen Moon tells Marcos that she is also expecting a baby king river tells everyone that he is in love with queen eagle and he is also expecting children.
>Raico's latest comic What the fuck is wrong with Jackiefags?
Christopher Rivera
The scene’s context is star being mad at him for interfering and trying to be protective when it isn’t necessary like when Tom first appeared and to let her handle herself in situations she is at least knowledgeable of.
Oh, come on, it's obvious from the way Marco was sulking afterward in Star's room that it was more than just concern about Star. It was also that he was upset she wanted to have (as she put it) "a different kind of fun" with Tom INSTEAD OF WITH HIM.
Thomas Thomas
It's not jackiefags specifically.
Raico just went fucking insane.
Let his patreon rot, begged money, broke promises to release his works when deadlines came, wasted months on nothing more than making shitty comics about ocs based on his friends out of his existential crisis, and in the end burned out all his galleries to the ground.
It's a fucking trainwreck.
Jeremiah Baker
>next panel, they both drag Marco onto the bed
Nathan Allen
Why are Star Vs fans such hostile cringe
Aiden Jenkins
From the descriptions it seems like the 2nd episode is when they find Moon, and the 3rd is when she regains her memory.
Naw, I'm just telling the truth. I've browsed cringethreads with caps from polyreddits. It's also some guy who forces his wife into being poly, and then he finds out, surprise, he can't get laid-but she can, and regrets it. Or some middleaged guy who abandons his family to bang some chick who then leaves him for someone her age. Or a woman who whines that her two boyfriends have other girlfriends, and why won't they only date meeeee. It's a clusterfuck of poor decisions.
Dominic Evans
Uriel is the judge while Michael is the warrior.
There was this user who theorized over Globgor being the strong male figure Marco has been demanding since Season 2.
>Season 2 : Marco's sensei is a fraud who learnt from video tapes and lives with his mom.
>Season 3: River, who he respected as a king, insults his trust by making a false promise over his "knighthood"
Since then, Marco has lived behind Star's shadow without a goal of his own. He needs to be his own character again. Then we have Globgor:
>Experienced Warlord and the most popular monster in history. >Scored the queen. >Wants peace but he is realictic enough to know things ain't that easy. >Family man.
He is everything Marco wants to be and him being Meteora's babysitter it's the perfect excuse for both to meet. Marco needs some master-student action!
>polyreddits. Why would you do that to yourself. Also, reddit isn't exactly the best frame of reference.
James Nguyen
Unless you're somehow getting off sexually from it (and even then it's the jealousy that's getting you off) No human alive is going to be okay with seeing their long term partner go out and fuck other people. Poly never works out, and it's just a freakshow to watch.
James King
Also even though it's hours later I realized I'd forgotten a major thing that appealed to me about cupilart way back when + wanted to add something that'll make that post seem less negative:
When she went for a brainwashed Star (and Marco), she fucking committed. With so many AUs between the 1st and 2nd seasons doing shit like "St. Olga's Star! She was brainwashed and is now a completely different person now with no resemblance to the original character and the real Star is trapped inside, but lol isn't she super cute? So polite and graceful and I think Marco has a crush on her" and idiot Starco shippers being like "I like this more than the show, because tragically brainwashed Star doesn't have any unattractive traits like the actually flawed protagonist of the show ^_^" her art was incredibly refreshing.
Like seeing scenarios where both actually suffer because of their brainwashing, thought put in as to how this would affect the people around them, effort made so that while St. O's Star has a neat design it's fucking creepy, not cute that she's been brainwashed, etc. It was the antithesis of the cute St. O's Star AUs that didn't make use of their own brainwashing premise at all and that the fandom was drowning in at the time, and I fucking loved it.
I'd even say it's better than what the show did with its own St. O's premise now re: Meteora (lol who cares let's just make her a baby, PROBLEM SOLVED) and Eclipsa ("I don't give a shit about my child being stolen from me, until I suddenly do." Cue Eclipsa fans jerking off for centuries about what an amazing mother she is). Not that the St. O's AU is anything that'd actually work onscreen and could be substituted with the actual show's plot, since it is kind of grimdark and is total different from where the show went anyway. But it at least tried to present a scenario of things not having an instant quick fix.
So yeah despite not being able to get into all of it, cupilart had some good stuff going on
Wyatt Foster
>Not that the St. O's AU is anything that'd actually work onscreen Meant for a Y7 Disney cartoon, not in general
Jonathan Thomas
Do we have a release date yet?
Tyler Johnson
That episode of Marco babysitting Meteora is going to be hillarious.
Two episodes a week on Saturdays across 4 weeks, beginning March 10th
For the first 8 episodes, anyway; we don't know if the rest of the season will continue shortly after or if we'll be left with those for months with no news
Dylan Gonzalez
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SPELL "ABUELA" RIGHT YOU FUCKING GRINGO!
plot twist, Toffee is alive, star gets raped and and the lizard babies eat her alive from the inside
Joshua Scott
>KELLCO AND MANNA FAGS
I think that just means they're not here.
Jackson Parker
You know this would fit actually pretty good, Marco needs someone who teach him and they both now have something to protect, Globgor has meteora and Eclipsa and Marco has Star and Marco jr. i really hope these two interact at some point
So instead of marathoning the entire series like I wanted to, this weekend and next will be a compilation of episodes picked by me and anons alike.
With that said, what are your favorite episodes you'd want included in the stream? Favs like Lake Lava Beach and Just Friends are already in the lineup.
oi which episode will Marco and Star start snogging for the first time? That's the only shit I care about in this show now
Sebastian Powell
Booth Buddies.
Blake Allen
That just your thoughts, the episode made it clear that Marco was protective of star because of a negative history with Tom that Star displayed when interacting with him, that’s why he went and why Star was mad at him afterwards
Lucas Allen
A kiss is not a snogg mate
Christian Rogers
Snogging is making out, which involved kissing. You can't fool me m8, i've read Harry Potter.
She's nice, is up for fun stuff, and seems remarkably tolerant of socially retarded bullshit
Grayson Hernandez
A must: >Mewberty >BLOOD MOON BALL >Storm the Castle >Friendenemies >HUNGRY LARRY >Starsitting >Night Life >Total ECLIPSA the Moon
Would be nice: >Royal Pain >St. Olga's Reform School >Star on Wheels >Game of Flags >Ludo in the Wild >Lint Catcher >The Bogbeast of Boggabah >Ludo, Where Art Thou?
Would be OK: >Girls' Day Out >Gift of the Card >Baby >Crystal Clear >Scent of a Hoodie >Deep Dive >Booth Buddies
Seriosly what is Marco's brother literal named Marco jr, not even a similar name to make a joke is just literally Marco jr, what kind of parent do that
Jason Kelly
These are purdy noice recs, thanks user!
I'll post the link when I find a suitable site to stream, don't worry.
Michael Jenkins
How are Deep Dive and Booth Buddies just OK and Hungry Larry, which has nothing to do with the lore whatsoever, is a must?
Christian Robinson
Nothing. Jackie has absolutely no substance or character. Marco is written to have a crush on her since kindergarten to generate drama in the plot, so it would increase the viewcounts.
Unless Marco Jr is a Starco baby implanted in Angie by Hekapoo out of spite
Zachary Taylor
who drew this? this is really good?
Ethan Moore
the cucking was so hard in this episode it was hard to watch
Easton Kelly
I dunno man. I just went through the whole list and chose based on my vague memories of each episode, based on the title. I tend to remember episodes more that got some kind of strong emotional response out of me. Usually positive ones. I do like all of them though, just wanted to separate it a little bit for streamer user's sake.
Blake Baker
wait there's lore in this show? I thought we were just shipping starco
Luis Davis
It's very old. S1 era. Have no clue user.
Charles Flores
My list of musts: S1: >Star Comes To Earth >Monster Arm (it could still return, dammit) >Mewberty >Blood Moon Ball >Olga's Reform School >Storm The Castle S2: >My New Wand >Sleepover >Into the Wand >Bon Bon >Baby >Just Friends >Face the Music >Starcrushed S3: >Battle for Mewni >Sophomore Slump >Deep Dive >Monster Bash >Stump Day >Butterfly Trap >Booth Buddies >Divide/Conquer This should be everything you need to show the best of the series.
He's not born yet so the name's not official, and I'm like 98% sure he'll end up with a better name when he is.
I was also thinking it's possible he's a girl and the Diazes are just assuming "boy" because he looks like Marco, but now that so many are expecting him and Meteora to hook up, I can't see this show NOT doing something so stupid when it has such an obvious opportunity.
Jaxson Cox
>the best of the series. >And not include Hungry Larry
That nigga ain't right in the head. These are all basically just drama centric episodes. This show has more to offer than that. You just refuse to see it. Or because you think that a show can be only enjoyed when the plot moves forward. Which is obviously not true. This is also a Bobby co-written episode, so I guess that's a cool thing.
Unless, OH SHIT, this is the gay representation the show's hinting at.
Marco's sibling is a girl and then in the last minute of the last episode they do a 14-year timeskip and Meteora and [Marco's sister] are obviously holding hands in the background. BAM, lesbian ending without as many fans complaining because are both literal nothing dumb baby characters in the present
Seethe all you want faggot. Star's walkin around arm in arm with top shelf bois, while Jackie got nothin. She's lost in the void of never appearing. Ever.
I mean if you want to cover most of the plot of the show (and enjoy some ship wars alongside it), those episodes are as close as you're gonna get. Hungry Larry is a funny episode but it's mostly Halloween centered and does not contribute to the plot.
This would also give something to all that people that really want Marco to be trans and the whole princess margo, since the sibling would be a girl version of marco
dont expect much from Globgor , the show will hold him until the final episodes to be the big bad or a plot device for the ending.
Jayden Wright
Globgor will turn out to be a nice guy and the real evil will be racism or some shit
Gavin Carter
But isn't she your sweetheart? Seems like the only people who bring her up are you guys and cuckfags, who are basically the same, with a lot of overlap.
Nathan Butler
Marco's parents have always been kinda nuts.
Levi Bailey
Don't make me write another song about Jackie.
Andrew Campbell
>baby turns out to be a girl >Rafael and Angie name her "Estrella"
Michael Anderson
it would be a song for someone lost in oblivion
Blake Smith
>But isn't she your sweetheart? Lel no, Moon's fat butt is, but it's pretty funny to see Starcucks blast Jackie as if it's going to undo two seasons and three years of cuck jokes.
Jonathan Flores
>Lel no, Moon's fat butt is You have no proof of this.
Thomas Perez
She's coming back in S4, you know this right?
Evan Myers
>You have no proof of this. And you have no proof of Jackie being my sweetheart. :P
Nicholas Powell
for 1 episode to send her off. and possibly reveal she's a mermaid
Jaxson Wilson
Cuckfags are the ones who keep trying to rehash the dead meme by bringing up Jackie.
Saving face by making blanketing Jackiefags after one dude. Really pathetic.
Kevin Howard
Considering Globgor is not evil, we might get Marco with different ideal to Star, so they might fight, because Globgor is probably gonna some good arguments to be angry
>Globgor: Boy, they destroyed everything me and Eclipsa fight for, they held back progress and peace for centuries and made my child suffer for ages just to maintain the status, because they fear and is fear what i see in you Marco, you're scare of the future, scare of being left behind and what's is inside you let me show you a new path, one only a monster can walk on.
We already know that user, the book told us Globgor was a vegetarian, only fought for peace and respect, he and eclipsa were about to bring monster and mewman peace when the MHC froze them
Christian Robinson
>67 posters Season 3 and getting sent to /trash/ really did a number on SVTFOE threads.
Jonathan Martin
Requesting edit with Marco in the middle with Star and Jackie.
I mean think about it this way. Waifufags are fairly passionate people as you can see from pic related. At least they enjoy the show and care about it enough to actually follow the story.
Cuckfags on the other hand only care about their fetish and couldn't give less of a toss about the plot. They just want to see cucking. I'm not sure who's the more constructive fan out of these.
Tyler Ortiz
>Cuckfags on the other hand only care about their fetish and couldn't give less of a toss about the plot. They just want to see cucking. I'm not sure who's the more constructive fan out of these. So that's why we had a big turn out for S3.
Connor Sanders
>Shipfag on the other hand only care about their ships and couldn't give less of a toss about the plot. They just want to see shipping. I'm not sure who's the more constructive fan out of these. FTFY
Aiden Myers
Amazing argument!
Noah Nguyen
One week ain't gonna give us season 1/2-tiers memes and greentexts. It's fuggin dead
David Garcia
S4 airs next week.
Brody Lopez
I'm not wrong though, shipfags couldn't care less about the story or the other characters, as long as their ship makes it though the story.
Michael Moore
blame the show for putting so much emphasis on ships
Evan Perez
This show could've been a lot better without these poorly executed love triangles.
Wyatt Davis
You remember seddm right? One of the most passionate starco shippers in the tumblrsphere. They have been analyzing and lore theorizing every episode since the beginning. The rest of the shippers are just as creative and it's not just starcofags. Cuckfags only produce one kind of content, and it's the same kink every time, over and over again. Every kink of the month gets boring after a while. Be that robots, Rave&Starfire, shortstacks, cucking...
Oliver Rivera
But that's part of what makes the show great. If it was just plot alone, I would've been bored with S3.
John Rivera
>You remember seddm right? One of the most passionate starco shippers in the tumblrsphere. >tumblr Gay.
Bentley Baker
romance is the worse part of this show, they really fucked it up.
He actively pisses me off, not because of the shipping but because he gets literally EVERYTHING he predicts wrong and yet somehow people still view him as an authority.
Oliver Gutierrez
Teenage romance IS fucked up.
Benjamin Cox
why do you say that?
Jacob Foster
>But that's part of what makes the show great. Seeing Star at her most vulnerable and wanting her to become something better was the drive for me, not this halfassed romance.
Justin Rogers
so lets focus our show about a magical warrior princess on that
Parker Wood
Because 14/15 year olds change their minds constantly and don't know what they want besides sex and monster drinks.
shes short, but until the dress comes off she still could be thicc
Lincoln Mitchell
>Hekapoo is that fucking petite The full nelsons would be godly.
Luis Rogers
teenage romance isn't even deserving of the name
"oh we live within walking distance of one another and satisfy the requirements for being a person of the opposite sex, we should sometimes meet up and awkwardly paw at each other like furtive hamsters and pretend to care about one another's music tastes and favorite TV shows"
it's the budget version of an adult relationship without even the benefit of knowing how to have sex properly
I've been meaning to shitpost for years now about how Hekapoo seems to only have the visible left eye or the right eye's deformed and really tiny, because in most shots the hair covering it doesn't seem to go down to the same length as the bottom of her left eye.
I'd totally forgotten it was even shown in canon, although I guess it seems more likely that's just an artist error for that one shot. I wouldn't be surprised if there is or will be a shot somewhere in the series that shows both eyes, though, and they probably are meant to both be normal.
Hudson Ramirez
Yeah I know, they're great threads. Why can't Yea Forums have good ones?
Lincoln Campbell
Also I know that shot is just her with her soul sucked; I meant I didn't remember the right eye being shown off the top of my head
Gabriel Rogers
It's not as if characters' relationships have anything to do with the story, after all. /s
Oliver James
>Yea Forums Svtfoe threads are unironically better. Last thread on Yea Forums unironically felt like it was the good old days of season 1 and 2.
Luke Scott
because they're full of Yea Forums people
Kayden Roberts
There's star vs threads on Yea Forums?
Ayden Hall
There's been like two in the past two months.
Bentley Walker
Why is Star posted on Yea Forums? It doesn't have a video game out.
Grayson Davis
Because mods killed the greentexts
John James
I unironically wish this show never existed.
William Thomas
I unironically wish (You) never existed.
Robert Campbell
based mods
Juan Sullivan
Well, that makes two of us.
Hunter Hall
user will post a Star vs. pic as his op, the rest takes care of it's own. And they're top-tier threads too with little fighting and just discussion.
That's why I said at the end of my post that I'm sure the character is really meant to have two normal, equally-shaped eyes.
It's just that what with the way her hair's drawn sometimes, it could look like she could only "realistically" have one eye if you think about it too hard.
>NaruHina As if that's any better. Kishimoto can't write to save his fucking life and got death threats for that awful ending but Naruhina gets a pass when it's just as terribly written as all the other pairings in Naruto.
Brandon Parker
Oh shit, new album? Any hints?
Brayden Clark
>they're both shitty characters
You really are angry at something. I refuse to believe that you exist. Ther's no fucking way you made it this long if you actually hate BOTH Star AND Marco. Your existence is an impossibility. It doesn't make any sense. It's a fucking anomaly.
Jeremiah Garcia
The guy favorite series is dragon ball and even said he didn't care about pairing, apparently Hinata was mean to being Naruto's girlfriend from the concept art to be there, but not hear or cared about
Lincoln Rogers
this is literally marco becoming a cybermen
didn't like
Dominic Young
A ship that only horny fanboys care but not popular enough for making a shift? Nah, that would be Marcapoo. The most popular Hinata pairing in Japan was Nejihina. It doesn't really work a comparison here because Kishi never cared about het romance while Nefcy cares a lot about projecting her relationship issues into her cartoon. I guess Starco would be Sasusaku for the insane shippers that hickjacked the fandom (not as big as Naruto at its worst but still) and constantly make fanworks.
You'll just have to wait and see, my friend. If S4 gives us juicy stuff to work with, i'll have it out by midseason.
Ayden Sanders
Literally what the fuck are all these ship names.
Adam Cox
>YOU"RE FUCKING ANGRY What? No I actually like the first two seasons of this show, Star was (is) super cute and Marco is alright. I'm just laying out the excuses made by both parties in regards to their pairings. I mean fuck, even the Korean fans admitted this back in a previous thread.
William Rivera
Don't worry he'll remember Star. But otherwise there won't be much of him left.
Luke Scott
Spotted the NaruSakufag. Back to the Hall of Anal Devastation with you.
Robert Moore
you now Yea Forums it will 10 thread complaining about something
Carter Lewis
IS that EA?
Andrew Cooper
He's not wrong. Outside of Hinata's fatass tiddies, there's not much to the ship.
Dylan Powell
Mods killed it when they forced SVTFoE to /trash/
Leo Morris
If it results in another song like Cuck Oddity or Brutal Ship Crash, i'll allow it.
Camden Morris
4 years later and Sakurafags are still seething. I think i need to dance to this shit.
Nobody here even admitted to liking Sasusaku you fuck. Nobody but underground dwellers like that ship. How can you?
Charles Allen
>Korean fans admitted this back in a previous thread. So who gives a shit.
I really don't get why people became so fucking hateful towards them. I really fucknig don't.
Please, if you can still manage to see through this ironic charade of banter and bullshit, listen to me. I genuinely don't understand why people hate them. Explain it to me.
Because they cheated on and with each other? Every action and reaction they had that resulted in those, have a logical plot element that preceeded it. They're victioms of the plot, because this show has been aiming for drama being a central point since the beginning. Slowly setting it up. Not only that, but they don't mask this fact either, it was literally made for 12-15 year old children. If they can get it, why is it so difficult for you.
And yet again. Why you dou still watch? Why do you still care if you hate the two points of the show that have been constant?
Why? Because you apparently still believe that it'll get better? No it fucking won't. You know this. Then why don't you leave? I don't understand.
Hinata is the perfect woman: loyal, a great cook, child bearing hips with child nourishing tits, polite, KNOWS HER PLACE, compassionate, and understanding. Only low test incels would trash a true queen
Jack Moore
Still better than NaruSaku, since Hinata isn't a bitch.
Wyatt Miller
>HOW CAN YOU LIKE SASUSAKU?! i don't, im a NaruHina patrician
Sebastian Thomas
congrats, (you) are almost as big a piece of shit as Naruto is as an entire series.
>I really don't get why people became so fucking hateful towards them. I really fucknig don't. Open your fucking eyes then retard.
Xavier Flores
What are you gonna do, janny? Ban Jebus?
Nolan Russell
Lol Shik kisses Nardo's ass every day
Jack Parker
Don't matter, still in infinitely than sasusaku and naruhina.
Isaiah Davis
>No, Star vs. isn't fun anymore. >You're no fun any more, >This is why we never FACK anymore
They're wide open. I really, honestly don't see what your problem is with them.
For the love of all that is holy explain it to me.
Easton Johnson
Naruto """""women"""" are actual bottom of the barrel and are just as bad as wan piss. But this has nothing to do with Star vs.
Owen Price
>For the love of all that is holy explain it to me. Baby will never learn to walk unless it stumbles first.
Juan Young
This goes out to the jannies who hate fun
Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh Got piccies, uh, thread it holds 250, uh
BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG
Pop these Jannies like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggas In the hood with my user niggas, and that Hiro nigga They run up and they banning niggas, we just dabbing nigga No GF, they all losers nigga, fuck that boomer nigga
In the thread, memes in my post, Waifu on the phone She wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw Man that's really all I use her for, I kick her out the door I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more On Yea Forums my niggas Milly Rock, my niggas shitpost bop
Blow a case a jannie throwing shots, I run 'em off they block Quarter milli in the stash box, I grinded for my spot Jannies talking 'bout that cash but my bag worth a lot I don't fuck with no good posts, only shitposts Put my dick in jannies asshole, I pass him to my bro Mods they all sad hoes, they all bad hoes I'ma fuck them I dash home, to the cash hoe
I'm on some cuck a janny shit, take a jannies bitch Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit Shut up, cus I fucked that jannies bitch
Jannies iffy, uh, user got the stiffy, uh Got piccies, thread it holds 250, uh
Move milli', all my anons on fifty, uh Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids Spinning through ya block like a pop shove-it Banning me Change IP, jannies suck it I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a Jannie shit, take a Jannies bitch Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit Shout out, but I fucked that Jannies bitch I'm on some rob a Jannies shit, take a Jannies bitch Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit Shut up, cus I fucked that Jannies bitch
>Baby will never learn to walk unless it stumbles first. I believed in you. By god I really did. I may sound pretentious but I'm actually completely honest.
And this is all you give me. When I expected a 4000+ word dual post detailing every single problem with both Star and Marco since the first episode. And yet. This is how treat me. Like a cheapskate. Like some trick. I don't care for this answer and it might as well not exist because it's worthless.
Oliver Baker
Maybe if the story was actually good people would care more.
Jason Edwards
>he and eclipsa were about to bring monster and mewman peace when the MHC froze them
You fags do realize your shitty best girl Hekapoo will end up in jail, right?
Samuel Fisher
>Based Check >Redpilled CHECK
Levi Morris
>it might as well not exist because it's worthless. It does but you're too blind and dumb to see it after so many threads.
Brandon Foster
Since we're near the end of hiatus season, here's a song I wrote about S3's hiatus.
When the rest of season 3 was delayed, it was a bomb And all the mods proclaimed /sveg/ was done The fun was banned and the shitposts were through But one thing no one thought about was anons would rise again
Back from hiatus, we’ll fucking rise again Back from hiatus, we’ll rise again
Cause the autistic heart of anonymous cannot be tamed By a janitor who does his job for free, no way, no It was the mods who all agreed it was /trash/ for you and me But that does not mean that we won’t come back strong
Back from hiatus, we’ll fucking rise again Back from hiatus, we’ll rise again
March 2nd, we’re returning again Princess Star is cucking her friend Marco won’t be seen for a while We’ll see his ass and everyone at the trial
Matoi, yeah, he’s singing again Riverposter is my personal friend Eclipsa is the master of fun Turn on your mac, cause the live stream has begun
It’s the end of hiatus Coming back from the /trash/ You can suck on my Diaz /sveg/ is back
Meteora’s running out in the streets Jackie’s gone but I won’t call defeat Kellyco is a wonderful plan Starco, that’s a shitty romance
It’s the end of hiatus And we’ll ride with the pack It’s the friendship between us /sveg/ is back (1/2)
But what will we do If the hiatus returns, what will we do? I don’t know about you But I don’t want to end up just like SU Nefcy, I will sue If Star Vs ends up just like SU SU… I don’t want it to end up like SU
But in the end I know, my friends We’ll say goodbye And some will cry We’ll finish season 3 And then we’ll be In season 4 So crank up the lore
S4! S4! S4! And I hope it’s not a bore S4! Season 4! I’d like some more It ends up with season 4 I don’t care, as long as we get there I’m here with you, then we sure as hell won’t end up like SU
It actually makes me think that you don't have an answer to give.
That you really only hate them because of one specific thing. Whatever that is.
Brayden Foster
I give it a Star out of a Jackie.
OUTDUE HIM user
Evan Lopez
It's always good to see you here. Even if you being here proves the jannies don't do shit around here. I respect your quads, but why outdue someone when you can just shitpost?
Isaac Williams
>It actually makes me think that you don't have an answer to give. It's because the characters have regressed for the sake of Starco, Marco and Star aren't the characters we loved in season 1 and 2, they've become worse. >why outdue someone when you can just shitpost? based
Jose Sanchez
>t's because the characters have regressed for the sake of Starco, Marco and Star aren't the characters we loved in season 1 and 2, they've become worse
Yet you never post any evidence of this. No specific parts in the story, no quotes, no pics. Nothing. Your argument is baseless. And no, >lel your just to blind to see xD is not an argument.
Nicholas Sanchez
Your dog's getting fucked next bitch.
>It's always good to see you here Why? I want you to fucking DIE.
>Yet you never post any evidence of this. No specific parts in the story, no quotes, no pics. Nothing. Your argument is baseless. And no, You really are blind holy shit. xD
Luis Richardson
But see, the pain you get with me being here makes me hard so that's why I love it when you're here.
Jackson Ross
>You really are blind holy shit. xD You're just japing. Fine whatever.
>crossdressing Marco is a girl when he's wearing his hair in a ponytail.
James Brooks
More like Marco with two Princess Marcos.
Ian Long
The only good Tomco is fem yandere succubus Tom on male Marco.
Ian Martin
>Cuckfags on the other hand only care about their fetish and couldn't give less of a toss about the plot. They just want to see cucking. I'm not sure who's the more constructive fan out of these. This is false. I post about cucking, and I also post about plot/lore/characters/theories/analysis/etc. I don't post about both things in the same posts, because why would I? Cuckposting is for humor and because it's hot. It doesn't prevent me from also discussing the show in more depth in other posts. This is an anonymous board, so you've probably read and agreed with analysis from cuckposters before without knowing it.
Nicholas Hall
I hope by cuck you mean cuckqueaning.
Joshua Jenkins
now do Marco making out with the rest of the girls
I'm tired of this Marco Jr. x Meteora bullshit I'm reading about.
From the PV, it's easy to assume Eclipsa has no intention of keeping Mewni's throne and she wants Moon to keep it and sign a peace treaty with her as Queen of Darkness (that's why she doesn't wear a crown but Moon and Star do)
That makes Meteora princess of monsters and she should marry one. We already know she is into septarians, a random lizard kid for her to date is better than Marco 2.0, who she hates.
I posted about it but don't misunderstand me, I don't want it to happen.
At this point I've just come to expect the show doing dumb shit and annoying me, so better to predict it now than be surprised by it later.
Lucas Green
>This is false. Quite the opposite. > I also post about plot/lore/characters/theories/analysis/etc. Words. Any mouthbreathing neckbearded asshole can slobber over their keyboard and if that's the only thing you do, might as well go fucking hang yourself because your and your buddies' trash lives belong in fucking acid pools. Or concentration camps. Either way end your fucking life right now.
After the Rasticore fiasco the show needs a septarian whose not an asshole or a coward.
The anti-racism plot doesn't work if there's a whole race full of psychos and pussies which is ok to hate. Meteora having a supportive septarian boyfriend by the end of the show solves everything.
It's not really just that they're annoying, but it makes no fucking sense. Why bother sticking to something that you HATE? Why would you actively want to torture yourself that way? These people don't have their marbles in the right place.
Jordan Howard
I can see it, they fight, then reconcile and kiss, maybe fuck each other offscreen
Carson Anderson
>Tom is Natsuki K, sure. >Jackie is Sayori Pretty sure she ain't a childhood friend of his but, still, fine. >Kelly is Yuri ...I don't remember Kelly being obsessed with pens and knives >Star is Monika OH GOD FUCK NO
Sorry user, i'm going to stay in the threads and assblast to the infinity your existence by criticizing your shitty waifu.
Jayden Perry
>Star's diary from before BMB has her saying she's never connected with anybody like she did with Marco Speaking of which, are we ever going to see what the rest of the diary said?
Jackson Baker
Only what she put in the spellbook... which was criminally minimal.
Nathan Lopez
Probably just meaningless sex with boyfriends she ever only dated to piss off her parents and one night stands with studs she picked up at the club.
Ryder Edwards
bandwagoning
Henry Long
It will most likely be on sale (like the magic book of spells) once Season 4 ends.
Well we have no idea how Meteora would turn out when she grows up this time around, since she'll be raised by her parents instead of an abusive evil robot.
Thanks user, and in case anyone want it this is the translation : This is for you, resentful cuck, look at your girlfriend and tell it as you want. It's a journey of smoke and alcohol there is no love in money, only I exist
