Tom King's BATCATBATCATBATCAT

So what will be Tom King's plan for the 100 issue? Another wedding, but this time for real? Selina pregnant with a baby girl?

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Who cares?

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Nobody will ever find out, because nobody is fucking reading Tom King's shitshow after that whole "jury" arc.

I don't care anymore his run has been so bad. I want a reboot NOW

I predict Catwoman will have PSTD. She and Bruce will have PSTD together.

Definitely not a wedding. Just read any of didio or lee's interviews about batman 50, they were totally against a marriage and only allowed king to tease it in 50 because they knew it wouldn't happen.

I dropped it after Bane's mega keikaku

LMAO

>reading DC comics this decade

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Even if they do get married (which won’t happen because DiDio and DC hate marriage more than Hitler hater Jews) it won’t matter because King already wasted his chance. There’s no hype now. Especially not after he cucked everyone.

After making up and a torrid night of love making Batman will wake up in bed in shock from hearing helicopter sounds playing very loudly. Then he will see Selina up naked with her back to him, but she's all blurry and distorted. He will ask her what's happening and if she's alright. Finally she'll turn and say in a very manly voice. It was me, Bruce. It was always me. I was Selina the whole time!

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regardless of a wedding or a baby or whatever, I predict more cringy BatCat dialogue.

Another psychoanalysis

Tom King pisses me off for several reasons, but I think what encapsulates everything surround his shit is WASTING OUR FUCKING TIME. The marriage, Heroes In Crisis, all of it a complete and utter waste of time that means nothing. He even went full Bendis speak in the last HiC

Make me head of DC and I can be 100000x more competent, just fire all the faggot writers who think their personal OCs and head canon versions of the characters are quality writing.

Bruce dying, Duke becoming Batman.

Exactly. Batcat stinks and only shippers of that dreadful rowboat will enjoy it.

Cold days was good

Whoever wins, we lose.

Last thing DC needs is another obnoxious Bat brat.

The only way to end this run on a high-note if for Bane to kill Catwoman in front of Batman in a final attempt to break the Bat, hoping that by doing this Batman will finally lose it and attempt to fight him for real a final fight to the death.

Batman and Catwoman will just kiss and go back to their old chase motif.

Cape comics are all a waste of time you fucking grog

Tom King writes for limp dick balding old white guys

No wonder he's Didio's new favorite.

This.

Whatever it is, it will be disappointing

It’s either going to be a boring repeat of issue 14 or another what-if future that will never happen.