Choose wisely

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>Greek Pretender GF

No thanks

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You have a chart for this?
I wanna create one

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and the bf ver to boot

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>What do you want for dinner?
>Beef, pork, chicken?

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Aside from this thread being completely fucking derailed, I'll go with either G-list villain gf or C-list hero gf.

>I'll give you Australia once i take over the world

youtube.com/watch?v=GUok5fOY3e8

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Thanks.

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>as your kind first did
this catched me unguarded

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I'd have to see the superhero gf's 90s costume and check to see in she'd be down to wear it in bed.

Thats almost that girl from the Dagon movie

I honestly want a supervillian as a gf.

how about dem feels

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Also I choose Superhero GF I want someone to be way too strong, want to save the crap outta' me, and also try my best to measure up to her even though it's impossible. I want to be there when she feels disconnected or distraught.

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going with the sidekick gf. It'd feel nice to have someone to look up to me.

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Damn, this one gets me.

This level of fantasy borders on delusion, get help.

>Supervillian GF
I know there's been superheroes and supervillians with normal GFs, but has there been any female supers with normal BFs?

user I come here to get away from the crushing realities of what I can't have, but now you just have to bring it here?

A true /m/an

>you hurting yourself with this ideals
Dreams of mind creates nightmares, why I even went to this thread?

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Mine is memory from when I was 14 and not certified mentally ill.

AAAAAAAAAA I DONT NEED THIS EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW

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Such a cute anyway

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Milk shop?

>wanting someone who won't push you to be better than you are now
Lame, gimme inspirational gf

Is this a feels thread? Cuz tfw no gf

Where one buys milk.

Don't know, I just pirated it from the Yea Forums's pirate thread.

damn i love these trek ones

?

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>nhentai.net/g/166423/
>what do you think
>ntr
Fuck right off bitch.

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The image is based on Max Stirner. He was a German philosopher who spent his wife's inheritance on a milk shop and has a long history on Yea Forums.

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Mich better, now to get shit done.

Fuck yeah, Sue Richards is a MILF

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Franklin, calm down

>No old moving picture crimeboss accent
>I'm keepin' dis here dick to meself, see.

I want to show her my vervoid.

Blackpool isn't even that good of a place.
Someone killed a chick and sold her as kebab there ten years ago, you know.

Id be down with the supervillian if she was mind controlling me

this one feels patronizing

>For encouragement purposes only, you might not actually be able to do it.

>I want to be taller than you
Too bad, smalldom is the superior way.

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Definitely can't be a Superhero love interest. You're dead as a fucking doornail there.

Same thing with sidekicks. I can't name a sidekick with a long lasting relationship who didn't have that relationship killed or erased from history or whatever.

Supervillain couples actually sometimes stick together if their gimmick is being a couple. So that I don't die or get erased from history I pick Supervillain and become a similarly themed Supervillain myself.

Oh, that's great, since she probably isn't very well versed in the sexual, if I can get through the first dozen obstacles, I could probably convince her to do some pretty lewd stuff and tell her everybody's doing it.
Anal, for starters.

Titania and Absorbing Man are still together and other than punching hard their powers aren't that similar, but you do you.

Reminds me of that extremely low self esteem girl

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kek

Yeah but I was just talking general success rates.

Is this a guy?

You get to be the guy that supervillainess bangs for one panel before backstabbing you (figuratively and literally)

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>sleep between my buttcheeks

UNF OF THE HIGHEST LEVEL

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...am I her dog?

I mean...do you want to be?

>not hissing out the s'es
Come back to me with a revised copy.

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This seems based on a personal experience.

She looks like Ruffnut.

Is there a list of ones that have already been made?

>forgetting your extra preference
She never loved you in the first place.

Because it'd be rough to nut while looking at her?

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As long as she has a butt like Kira.

Or sideburns like Ro Laren.

Vanessa Adult Woman

>Australia
What a bitch. Giving me a plot of uninhabitable land.

i'd head pat her.

>snakegirls are foreverially impossible
>even if some mad scientist figures out how to make one there will be a huge age gap
I just want to be wrapped up in one's tail, please
why do i even come to these threads they always just make me sad

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With a glove?

Nah, this is Girlfriend, not one night stand. If it was one night stand you definitely go with the sidekick if you're trying not to die. You won't be killed as part of angst building for the main superhero story, you're just some booty for a side character.

Sadness is better than nothing.

I always like to see this or tsundere stuff, where the guy thinks she means it and just leaves.

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SUPERVILLAIN. THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE.

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That's just Balalaika, user.

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Imagine going to Chipotle instead of Moes

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please. my penis can only get so erect

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>tfw you asked for a low esteem gf
>you got one
>it's a constant struggle because every week she has more than one suicidal thoughts
>can't leave her because that would make her kill herself

How the hell do I keep it going?

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It’s not your responsibility to fix her.
I’d recommend therapy for her if she’s not already in it.

Low esteem is one thing, psychosis is another.

>That feel when you traded in your English working class girl for a French working class girl

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Forgot to say this.
I don’t know your situation so take my advice with a grain of salt.
Let her know if you love her and that it hurts to see her tear herself apart.
Maybe try to build up her support network between friends, family, and professionals.
Good luck.

Sidekick gf would be okay but the supervillain gf is just too silly. I'd have to go with supervillain gf.

Sucks man. I almost put myself in your spot because this suicidal girl was the only one to show clear interest in me since high school.
But I didn't want be responsible for being the nail in her coffin if I couldn't be the perfect ray of hope she needed.

I'd unironically like this.

>no qt karlita to tell me the monkey news

Not surprising. The ultimate dream of all of mankind has always been to face the unknown and find a way to fuck it.

>my ex was taller than me
>she is now engaged to someone who is even smaller than me
I think I was just her fetish and she didn't really love me and I really don't know how I feel about it because she broke my heart.

If she stepped on it it might just be because she didn't see it from all the way up there.

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Man now I really feel sorry for her
Shit, I hope she finds a good man and has a happy life

Man I really miss being the small spoon.
Honestly this is the best part about a taller gf, everything else is just okay.

At least her suicidal thoughts are on a weekly basis instead of daily. I'd kill to be that well adjusted, and not just myself.

Those Japs sure do love Shuma-Gorath.

What's not to love? He's got:
>Giant Anime Eye
>Tentacles

I would like the keys to a brand new Australia, please.

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I want this one, not only because I'd have someone to motivate me, but also because it implies I'd still have my hair.

>tfw no autistic, bubbly, fandom-indulging, fic-writing, nintentard gf
how in the actual fuck did this manage to be my ideal gf? more importantly, where can i find more of this?

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this is predatory and fucked up

I still have big fluffy hair, this one hits too close to home for me.

So damaged people are only allowed to date other damaged people?

Check out this blind motherfucker
that's Violet, nigga

I kind of want to punch her in the face. Hard. Multiple times. Maybe rape her too, not for any real satisfaction on my part, but just so I could put her through the pain and shame of being raped. And not even with my cock, with like an object or something, she's not good enough to get raped by an actual cock.

Inclusive and diversity

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No, it's fine to date one, but fantasizing about your tentative GF specifically being insecure to a level of mental illness is evil of you.

Holy hell, now that's gotta suck. Her face is so lacking in feminity to the point of where it looks like her face was swapped with that of a man's.

This is one of the few times I would list "plastic surgery" as a legitimate option. No straight man could ever have her as a fetish.

>cradle robbing

Her body isn't half bad, from what little I've seen, but due to her face she'd probably have so low standards and be so desperate that it you footed the bill she'd do anything you ask. I'm talking date 1 anal fisting.

I'm guessing Deviantart or your your typical Twitter artist. Though from my experience, most of them are either underadged and you'll have to deal with a lot of orbiters.

>tfw you're an 18-year-old zoomer autist that still has a full head of hair
get dabbed on boomer faggot

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We've been over this - incompetent supervillain gf is the only logical choice

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>Cardassian literature
Sweet Jesus, no, I'd rather sit through a Ferengi zoning commission meeting.

AHTAH!

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until she gets in over her head and gets shot dead by frenzied police men only to find out it wasnt a gun it was a mustard gun

i was trying to refer to any fictional waifus akin to "perfect gf", but i appreciate you encouraging me to get out of the house dad

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Alright, I'm sold

Did /x/ have a hand in this? Otherwise points for creativity.

I'm getting the belt.

There is no c h o o s e

>do you like roasted pork?
No, I said I like to pork roasties.

but what if i want to c h o o s e

>tfw all of my hair comically fell off from my head in the span of a month when I turned 18
My family literally has nobody with this shit, maybe I got chemo'd as a prank or something.

Part of the running gag with incompetent supervillain gf is that no one takes her seriously as a threat... not even the cops.
>Robs a diner with a mustard gun, doing her best to channel Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction
>Patrons all applaud what they think is some kind of weird performance piece
>The cops in the diner tries to get a selfie and tells her to 'have fun at the convention'
>She has an anxiety attack, panics, and makes a break for it, only getting away with a dispenser full of napkins and a coupon for a free small fry (with purchase)
Don't underestimate just how incompetent incompetent supervillain gf is at being a supervillain

So only date one if you don't want one?

I mean, I'm an ass man, but i'm not gonna say no to this one.

All or nothing

That's so cute.

Agreed. That one's pretty creepy.

only date one if you don't fetishize weakness.

Fuck, this hurt a lot.

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Weak people deserve sex too.

Good lord, I changed my mind.

Wow look at you being all edgy. Do your parents know you're one here?

Alright lads, where is the giantess villain or vore ideal gf?

Underrated

Glad someone else posted this.

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>tfw my best friend is just like this
I already asked her out once but she just wants to be friends for now

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>getting used as a living dildo by a supervillainess
I never knew I wanted this.

Might do a BF version.

>rub my lobes

As far as I know, female Ferengi dont derive any pleasure from lobe rubbing. I thought it was a male only thing. Unless that is actually a male.......

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Poor user, you've already lost.

nobody "deserves sex".
it is not healthy for a person with such low self esteem to be with someone so willing to manipulate as you, but you would do it anyway.
That is why you are an enemy to humans.

I want this one so bad...

>nobody "deserves sex"
Fuck you, don't tell me who I can or can't let fuck me.

This is actually almost my GF.
Nice

Well same with anal sex, but some girls like it anyway.

Well clearly you're not her type then.

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Hold her tight, user.

this cures my cynicism

>Around elves watch yourself

heh, I never thought I'd see that in a Ideal GF thread

>nobody "deserves sex".

This is the mindset that gave birth to incels. The whole purpose of a human being is to propagate which means sex.

You are a bad person, and any girl like that deserves better than you, no matter how insecure they are. And without a doubt, unless you work tirelessly to keep their self esteem as low as it already is, they will realize that too.

>no legitimately funny gf

what if i really REALLY want sex?

>Purpose
>Existing
That's where you're mistaken.

Yeah, most girls do. Why do you think I want one as damaged as me?

see

Makes you think.

I always will, user

I will wear your skin.

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Because
you are predatory and fucked up.

Why is only the white one bad?

>Perfect gf
>Nintendofag
Nah, hard pass on that one.

alright, fine, you deserve it champ.

Who said she's bad?

Why?

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She's awful user, I said that.

That's the question, user. That's the question.

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Oddly specific, but not unappealing.

This seems oddly specific...

No, you fucking retard. It's the other way around.
The mindset that you're entitled to sex is what gave birth to incels. That's quite literally what involuntary celibate means. Their entire identify revolves around the fact they're obsessed with sex but never had it.

>The whole purpose of a human being is to propagate which means sex.
This is also an incel belief, dear retard
Their reasoning that they should be given free sex is that "they're human and humans fuck to propagate, therefore give me sex"
Merely being alive does not entitle you to pass on your genes. That's the other part of this "natural order" type of thinking that people like to ignore.
Incels seem to think they're perfect the way they are and don't want to put any effort into bettering themselves or failing that, live a life that satisfies their other desires.
Incels think that having sex will magically change who they are and let them start living a life they dreamed of, and everybody knows that's a lie except the incels themselves.

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Reminds of that time Yea Forums bullied this country girl book reviewer on Youtube.

supervillain gf all day erry day

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I don't want Australia, I want what you've got down under baby.

I'm working on it, damn it!

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Cardassian

How did you get this picture of me?

Had a girl friend like that, my god this fucking sucks.

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Yellow fevered fags, most likely.

You're not going anywhere, I'll get a necromancer to bind your soul to my onahole.

thats what youll be calling me in bed

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Oh no
This is not safe.

Cardassian GF

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is cuddling with your big sister normal? because this hits too close to home.

No you won't

At this point it's fair to just ask.

>Had a girl friend like that
Can you really be sure though?

You know how much that'll cost now that it's illegal?

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I laughed.
And, honestly, she's one of the cuter one's here.

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This kinda reminds me of a boyfriend I had, only he had autism.
He was really nice, but pretty much the only thing we did was lewd stuff, so we both decided to end it.

>user, can you tell them all to stop making Hitler edits of my comic?
>tfw I wouldn't have the heart to tell that they're funnier

I'm sorry, Sarah Andersen

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I know a guy who'll do it for about $3.50

Lily!

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You can get a license to practice necromancy in San Fransisco. Technically it's a fortune teller's license but the city included necromancy in the definition due to most lawmakers having zero myth and RPG experience and thinking it was just communicating with the dead.

I should get out of this thread. It's reminding me about my exes and I'm just a sad, lonely bastard without friends now. It's fucking miserable, lads.

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>having seven evil exes like that chick from Scott Pilgrim
>all your exes are supervillainesses
Mite be cool.

This sounds awful, I feel so awkward around blind people.

I'm a sad, lonely bastard without friends, except I never even had a gf.
So boo fucking hoo.

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He misses you

I don't see the issue.

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you want what is expressly harmful to whoever you are with. It is no different than wanting to rape children.

oe'ibnripyIEQF

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Oh you fucking idiot you're getting hustled. That's not your girlfirend's soul, that a demon! Let me guess, you can "hear her voice" when you fuck it? Succubi can mimic voices retard!

This is honestly my favorite one. I’d love to have an evil giantess gf.

user, why would a warlock pretend to be a necromancer and dump Succubi on people?
Do you really think someone would do that?

He probably really does, and to be honest, I kinda miss him, and I wish we could have been better friends in general, and not just using each other to get off.

She'd probably force you to do anal though.

If she were perfect, she would've gotten cheese nips instead.

She's skilled!

Yeah, but all enchantments of a sexual nature have to be regulated by the FWA ever since the amendment passed.
To make sure their, y'know, consensual.

unironically a top tier gf

>New Marvel character
>A man with hypnotic charisma
>He doesn't really do anything, and has no interest in fighting the heroes
>He just keep showing up at crime scenes because he seems to be dating quite a few of the female villains in New York.

Sounds like the perfect guy for Boomerang to recruit into his NEW SINISTER SIX

Gee, I dunno. Maybe because a succubus said she would fuck him if he did?
Just a shot in the dark.

But... but now I'M fucking the succubus. What sense does that make? This whole idea is just nonsensical.

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Uh, the genderswap of that might already be a thing.

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I'm okay with girls having a fetish for it too.

>He can't turn his powers off, and feels guilty about mind controlling people
>Initially he starts dating villain girls because he feel less bad about using his powers on bad people.
>Starts to slowly realize he's actually really attracted to the personalities of dominant, ambitious, predatory women.

>tfw you wish you could just hallucinate a gf

Yeah, but now she get's your soul "instead of his".
Until she just fucks him and takes his soul after anyway. They're demons, not devils.

You totally can, but you'd need telekinesis to keep up the illusion.

Who are some C and D-list girls he could go for?
Typhoid Mary?
Serpent Society girls?
Stained Glass Scarlet?

He could show up in the background of stories with any of those, but nobody really notices him or learns his name until he starts dating Madame Masque

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I see you know my gf

Psychedelic gf sounds like a lot of fun.

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I'm going to put my dick in that...

Made me think of a manga using that same premise.

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I need a gf like this

UNF

At this point in my life I'll take it.

Yes, I presumed that, but Ive never heard of one.

Well, necromancy IS primarily a form of divination.

Goes to the "Kill Aquaman" well too many times.

Could I have Japan instead?

FUCK WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS I LIKE GAY

They're not, they're just saying that to get away from you. Take a shower, creep.

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Now you're just being silly and unrealistic.

Super villain , clearly. I’m not sure what I’ll do with Australia, but I’ll figure something out

where is my slimegirl gf

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Try this.

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Accuracy, also I wouldn't say the trap is good.

Why the fuck is she making that face ? That’s not helping her at all. At least if she smiled, she might look a little more appealing.

Wait... this is a joke, isn’t it?

You people really need to get out more, that the idea of a pregnant GF is turning you on. I can’t imagine many people going into a relationship wants to impregnate their girl BEFORE marrying her.

But this turns you on not because of any sort of fetish. It turns you on because of the implications. A family of your own. Children that will love you. A woman that will stay by your side. Seriously , get off Yea Forums for a while and get out there. There are, I promise you, people who are way uglier than you that have found someone

There is to be no touching during cartoons.

>thinking liking pregnancy, the most vanilla of fetishes, makes you a shut in.

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BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNIN

>marriage is an absolute requirement before kids

Hi, apparently you're from the 1950's, how are you enjoying the future?

It's not that uncommon, unless you mean like leg over leg spooning.

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Because a Tranny made this

That's because you're insecure user

My heart

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>for now
Oh user... that shit's never gonna happen. Don't let a girl perpetually friendzone you.

I like Finnish girl, she gets to the damn point, likes my benis, and is open about depression. She also makes Mammi, and I'm okay if that's some Finnish thing for poop (Easter Pudding is notoriously poop-like), I can still love her if she poops with the door open.

Trap is garbage, she wants a therapist, not a boyfriend. Asian comes off as a mildly retarded woman-child, and White girl sounds shallow and wrapped up in her own little world that she doesn't feel like letting me into. So Finnish seems about right in this pic.

My Name is not Important.

Aw that's terrible! Who was it and why? (if you can remember)

Ah shit, I know exactly what that is! I need to find the screen cap, it's hilarious.

Light a candle you faggots, we have a lady coming over!

It could've just been a regular stick figure. Who the fuck decide to go the extra mile and draw tits?!

Learn to deal with it like the rest of us!

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Okay with stealing makes her top tier for me.

My supervillian Liv GF is the best GF

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Aww yeah

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I understand you pal, it's hard but remember you waifu will never leave you

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>has there been any female supers with normal BFs?
WW and Steve is pretty close
Barda and Miracle is close too considering Miracle powers is just being an escape artist

Sidekick GF or Hero GF! ONLY if they're both female

I'm still waiting user!

Step on me

IDK crime lord gf doesn't have a scar that doesn't make sense.

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If we're thinking of the same person, I don't think it was bullying, but rather creepy following.

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I now want to go to /k/ and start a thread to see if they have any.

I prefer this depiction of angels rather than the ones in classical paintings.

Not the mention the 'burning rings of eyes' look is their CANONical appearance. I think that the vengeful type of GOD that appears in the old testament would have similarly eldritch and incomprehensible servants.

I dated someone like this

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What happened?

Nothing too bad. She just realized she just wanted to be friends. She's not too big on relationships nowadays anyway

Alright. At least you're both still on good terms.

>around elves, watch yourselves
The perfect women.

Name?

If I remember correctly, there are many kinds of angels, and person but with wings in still an angel, just one kind of one.

Got a taste of the BBC

Hoodrat GF is best GF.

Still dunno why I love this one so much.

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Best gf

That's the only thing a Black Manta gf would care about.

It's that bottom line that seals it.

That sucks. When did you split?

Meant for you

I read this all in a yorkshire accent

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What a cutie

What about a fiddle playing gf?
youtu.be/LxsdjjZsX0w

O-other than me, r-right?

In an Irish band?

But will she pay the toll?

I hear she made some cartoon about magic gem fighters or something

You want a father you can fuck in the pussy.

It was only a matter of time.

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I remember when that made /fit/ completely lose its shit.

Who will be the enterprising fellow that will do what no one else will?

Any girl that lets you pilot their killer giant robot is a keeper.

Elaborate. How so?

Thanks for making me feel a little better about myself user. I know I'm ugly but a least I'm a step above her.

There are several kinds of angels aside from burning wheels of eyes.

I unironically want a leaf gf

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I want to rule the world with supervillain gf.

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>I stole forty cakes just for you

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>Smash me like Belisarius smashed the Vandals

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What does she do during the other three seasons?

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Hibernates

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too sexualized DESU

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Reminds me of that wholesome green with the user who married a deaf girl

super villain gf, she's a freak in bed and kinky. plus we can fuck in the giant robot while she takes over the world. and the giant robot is filled with all mecha shows.

About a couple of months ago.

...

This one really activates my Frobisher

you gotta check to make sure you're not getting scammed by the loch ness monsta

Ah, cool. Sorry, weirdly similar situation happened to a friend of mine a month and a half ago, but she pretty much ghosted him. Best of luck to ya

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Ottoman CHAD here.
Fuck off.

This is so severely autistic.

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Don't wish for this kind of gf, anons. It may sound good in theory, but it's fucking hell to deal with. I've had like 3 girlfriends in a row like this, I think I'm a magnet for them. They're super flighty and skittish and will break up with you if they get even a little bit scared about the relationship, which is of course inevitable because they're so inexperienced. The longest one I had was 3 months and I only kept her that long because I was doing my best to constantly corral her and tell her it was okay and that she shouldn't get needlessly stressed out about every little thing. Sorry for the blogpost but seriously, take an experienced girl, or at least one who's in control of her emotions, over one of these any day. Past a certain age, a virgin girl is a curse.

this is like a flipped version of me
is adhd the opposite of autism?

God please this one

In some cases yes, though you can have both like me

You mean suicidal thoughts are supposed to occur less than daily?

It's not great, but I based it off a guy I know in real life that I like.

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Sounds fun. You asked him out yet?

urge to protect

I dated someone like that once. Two suicide threats in as many months.

I broke it off.

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No fucking clowns. Did that once and learned my lesson.

OR here.
At last. Someone other than /r9k/ provide the ideal BF!
He seems cute, what do you think of him user?

Would you?

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>Larry’s country diner
>people wearing cowboy hats
>Ireland
What?

Not yet. I'm shy as fuck, but I'm slowly building up the courage to.

Damn it, that nursing handjob thing is my fetish.

Good luck user

He's honestly a really cool and nice guy. Known him since I was young. At one point we were even neighbors, and roommates for a while when they lost their house when his dad died.

Seeing this just kinda makes me sad now :/

>thank Hera and Yelp!
kek

While I applaud you for working your way towards asking him, I sense a feeling of foreboding if you do.

What are you talking about?

>Glasses
>Perfect

Tell me about it.
This one hurts the most personally.

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Supervillian, obviously. I’ve always wanted to be one myself and, besides, evil is sexy. Also, skimpier costumes

A feeling of foreboding? There is the chance he could say "No", or is it something darker that you're feeling?

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>I'll give you Australia once i take over the world

It's a reference to the Superman movie, you newfag.

Neither does she.

Unf

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Ideal BF

Why do you choose to harm me with visions of a happiness which could never be? What have I done to you to deserve such pain user?

No is probably the best outcome.
Anyway, why are you listening to the ramblings of some drongo online?

I got a bear she can strangle

>Tabarnak
Wow, fans

Violet Parr.

based

>Byzantium
>not Greek
Get a load of this Ottoman.

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>hologram gf

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>Beefaroni
>not Beefaghetti
shit gf desu

this is why my social life in high school fucking sucked

Does she at least watch toonami on saturday? If so, I'd deal

ONLY HAPPY ENDINGS ARE ALLOWED FOR DAMAGED GF

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best girl of all time

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Visible eyes and asthma aside, that's just Emma.

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Also would've accepted this as Yea Forums gf

No what the fuck

this is the only superhero gf I will accept

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>I'm only dating you because Tumblr ships us and that's our core demographic

I think I would pass.

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>This is so severely autistic.

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>I love you
>For (you) who are
????

I'd be upset too if my bitch couldn't make a sentence

get her to cheat on you. Pass her on like a baton at a race.

FTFY?

>hologram gf

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A classic

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This is the dream right here.
Story?

Not enough reeeing about the patriarchy.

Damn you, user...

I need her

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maybe half of these. more males?

I would take her and help build her up.

Best GF comin' through.

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Awww!

Taller gf 2.0: Variations on a theme.

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Alpha taller for me. Unfff.

Man...I just want one that loves me.

You're making crazy outlandish impossible wishes and you aim so low? Damn. Might as well swing for the fences and ask for a Big Titty Goth Mommy GF.

I was referencing that one Ed Sheeran song. You know, cultural references, the highest form of comedy?

Doesn't matter user, none of this matters

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Watch it? She makes an event out of it.

>*playfully traps you in a forcefield*
My dick says yes, but my mind says REEE!

Oh, what? Was that always like that?

This is important.
How tall is she?

>We don't have to walk next to each other
Jesus

I held a large snake once, it wrapped around my arm and torso and gently squeezed me, snake skin feels amazing, they're like all muscle and you can feel it under the silky skin they have. Possibly one of the coolest things I have touched.
I mean yeah I would like a snek girl but I would want her more snek than person, like the bottom half is a snek and the top half is also very much like a snek, but humanoid.

I am the male version of this

Is this the only nightmare waifu?

After awhile, you’ll start to crave something else. I used to love vidya, but now I kinda don’t anymore. I’m glad my gf still like games otherwise they’re all just paperweight.

Zannen Jokanbu Black General-san

This can't be real

>wholesome green
That made me lose my shit

It was a pretty good one

Literally had one and built her up, introduced her to tonnes of people, helped her out of this pit she was in where she never talked to anyone. 2 years later she was basically normal, still damaged underneath but otherwise perfectly happy and healthy. Then she fucking left me lmao. Clingy bitches like this are only clingy because they don't think they can get anyone else and their entire lives are filled with enormous amounts of self loathing, they aren't worth the trouble bros.

Want to protect

*Dakka Dakka*

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This is the dream.

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Not the greentext i read that,just..
>Wholesome green
Imagine a guy looking at grass and being like...
>yes,very confy
And walking away
I thought it was funny

Except most actual incels just want someone who will reciprocate affection. Fucking normalfags are the ones who then made the leap that wanting companionship (a fundamental need, mind you) equates to wanting sex (still a fundamental need, but is being argued to be a craving now), because idiots like you are so degenerate that they only see relationships as a way to get sex consistently.
Get your head out of your ass and stop browsing reddit, faggot

you don't need a girlfriend for companionship
stop thinking with your dick for one second

Nor do you need a girlfriend for sex, where's your argument? Start thinking with your head for one second.

>be lumbering colossus of flesh
>will never know what this is like
Feels bad, manlets...

Any range a human could be, I'd say.

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disgusting, kys

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>You sure find yourself in peril from monster girl quite often, user. Were a fool to bear witness they might believe you like it.

Is it too late to post the Supervillainess greentext

thats a good gf

These threads are already pretty off-topic. Don't make them worse.

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>I brought my anti-crowbar suit

Dying

cough

Fuck. I hope she's fine. Nobody deserves to feel this miserable.

40 cakes?
That is terrible

Surprised that no one posted that one will all the publisher GFs yet.

I don't like how much time I wound up spending on this

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this

is this why I keep going?

kek

this girl sits next to me in class

>nigger

I didn't need to be emotionally confused
but i got a boner anyway

holy shit it's me

have some old OC

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Tomboy GFs are the apex of humanity

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ywn have this

I live with the pain, but also with the hope too.

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My perfect gf is my current one. She's cute, funny, and all i could have asked for. She likes to play 90s adventure games and loves to watch me play them. She also loves dc stuff, so i watch cartoons with her that i never would have seen, like the batman cartoons, young justice, and a whole lot more. She loves comics and stuff. She's the best and i love her. We've been dating for more than two years and we both want to be together for years to come. Im so happy i can't put it all down in words. I hope everyone can find someone like that in their lives.

Before the thread dies, here is a new OC that you might like.

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I'm happy for you, user.

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I can't imagine having to deal with someone who is regularly suicidal

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Fuck thats close.

checked for all the feels