Jose is getting married.
Jose is getting married
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
Is there an essential three caballeros reading list
I'm just getting into duck comics.
Cabs art is the comfiest and purest shut out there
>shut
You want to read the two Don Rosa stories featuring them. Not only some of my favorite duck comics that shows their strong relationship but had a pretty decent impact on how they are viewed
Two off the top of my head would be "The Three Caballeros Ride Again" and "The Magnificent Seven (minus 4) Caballeros".
But that means webby can't want to rape uncle scrooge and have his babies against his will and after last night's thread I want that.
>Webby can't be any older than 2 considering she's in a crib
>Blushes when she finds out if girls can marry other girls
Is this suppose to be made by a progressive or by a pedo?
I think its a balcony, not a crib. There are flowers outside of it.
That's a balcony, dumbass
Shame that mods deleted the last page.
>"In fact, I am changing right now!"
>parrot dick stands straight up in Webby's face
>"Changing in good... GOOD ways..."
>crib
Nigga u dumb
That'd be the one yes.
So her slamming her head back and forth constantly like a toddler despite being a full-grown child is just because the character is genuinely autistic and not just "quirky"?
It's just cute.
Jose is cute. Webby comes across as a kid with an actual disorder.
Most kids do come across that way
It’s hard to diagnose kids because sometimes they just do shit
Maybe don’t get butthurt about it
Would you like this comic more if she had autism?
She has autism— is that better, butt less hurt?
Which thread was that
Either way it's hot and has good fanfiction or greentext potential
Listen I love /u/ as much as the next user, but this comic is vapid. They should try adding SOME pain in next time.
...
You know for someone accusing others of being butthurt, you seem awfully miffed about someone calling out a child acting like an autist as autistic rather than cute. Is he hitting a little to close to home or are you the one who drew the comic?
As if lesbian Drama isn’t even MORE trite.
The writer of this is annoying as fuck but the comic itself is charming in a way I just can't quite pinpoint. I think its mainly the overall childlike stance that Webby is placed in.
Jesus fuck, I can just imagine a *crack* sound coming from her neck in this.
She is just a child
So pure that it unconsciously gets rid of the swears
It's based on a fanfiction. The fanfiction didn't have her blushing, but I think the artist mostly did it to emphasis that she was embarrassed by the situation and having to ask questions about it. Because that's basically what the fic is about.
Gay doesn't mean suffering.
>Not being comfy in a 3 Caballeros thread
Not a true one though so only slightly acceptable
It’s not a Caballeros thread, it’s a Webby thread piggybacking off of a more notable and well liked character’s fanbase.
Just like in the show
>She'll be at least Tanya-sized before she's out of her teens, and then she's just going to keep on going because restraint is not in her vocabulary.
I appreciate this post.
Children are gay.
This was a brutal roast
That felt nice.
I want to fuck this duck.
Fug, it's been a while
>swole and smart
>dat voice
Probably my first waifu. Launchpad would probably get a kick of the Ducks' vehicles.
Just dress up as Scrooge or Lena and she'll want to fuck you too
I hope they make gay marriage illegal again
You know I'm curious
What's the show about, I only vaguely remember glimpses of it back when it was actually on. A good waifu is always a bonus but I'd like to know if the rest of the show is worth watching
A team of hockey loving ducks from outer space crashland on Earth to fight a dinosaur tyrant and get back home.They fight their small scale war while being antagonized by the police and dealing with local threats as well as the occasional interstellar threat. Also their manager is always using them for extra cash. Great sound effects, solid voice acting, a little overdoing it with humorous 4th wall breaks, but some of the parodies can be fun.
>A team of hockey loving ducks from outer space crashland on Earth to fight a dinosaur tyrant and get back home.
Well, I'm sold
Children need to know how the world works if they're gonna grow into people who live in it.
The art is very good. But it is a pretty dumb message/choice of people to convey the message
She's not related to him though
What indulgent tripe
She's a honorary Mcduck though and feels so much like one that she needs to preserve the clan
yeah fuck hope
I think this feels like something Jose would naturally say
More like "fuck girls' tumblr slash-fic indulgence" but if that's your "hope," sure fuck it.
The only time a lesbian is "oppressed" is when they're an ugly dyke. Then they're being oppressed for being ugly, not a dyke.
Cute lesbians are rarely complained about except only by extremely strict adults.
I remember this getting made
Comfy threads forever
Thumbnail looks like brap stuff
>smoking near a child
is this official or fan art?
fuck hope hope is for losers and straight men like ME
>Literally four posts down they tell you whose tumblr it's from
fuck's sake
>40's latino Bachelor
>Married
Keep your crippling autism for yourselfs filthy Fujos, Jose will die single afeter decades of wooing retired widows on the beach
Gay angst (gayngst?) is always adorable.
Cute.
>No gay: small brain
>gay: big brain
>gay where they are constantly suffering: ascended brain
Wait thats it?
He couldn't very well post the rest of the comic where Jose fucks the gay out of her on a work safe board now could he
Knew from the image titles it as from tumblr doofus. Just curious what it was.
I hope you feel slightly ridiculous strawmanning so blatantly.
Wait, the Brazilian parrot from the Three Caballeros was gay all along? Is it actually official or just a fan-fiction thing?
>notorious womanizer in the film and his own comics
>gay
Oh shit
So he’s bi
Really cute but I don't think I'll ever understand LGBT Ducktales.
Why?
Homophobe.
Because that will surely stop the gay headcanons.
Bad.
Does it look official?
Cishet.
Gay marriage was illegal in the 70s and they still hooked up Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.
What makes you think they'd stop if they banned it again?
I was being sarcastic.
That's what YOU think, but this is the Internet.
Everything is serious when it's on the Internet.
I know you're trolling but I don't really mind or care about gay headcanons, I'm just wondering why Ducktales is the new flavor of the month for them.
pretty cute desu
Small autistic girlchild child and older aloof cool-girl set them off
Because it's fun, I guess.
Typical reactionary tactics. Back yourself into a corner and then reflect. Failing that, make desperate assertions.
>Latino Womanizer
>Make him gay
Gee, how progressively shit
He kisses Donald. So does Panchito.
Relevant
AO3/works/15694713
Just pals being pals.
Probably because of Webby and Lena.
And because Donald is trans.
Typical you tactics. Assume everything on this site is serious, then double down when people aren't really serious.
I hope you get hit by a truck and die.
Why Donald?
Just because.
They picked Donald because he's a war vet so the idea is to push for something the right loves so they'll get butthurt. It's pretty underhanded but you have to admit it works.
see
>Jose will die single afeter decades of wooing retired widows on the beach
>implying he won't still be hitting on young and supple senoritas in his old age
Josè will die in the embrace of a woman after his poor heart can't Samba no more.
It's kind of sad people can't just see friends as well friends.
Fuck off with this head cannon fagot tree
I watched a compilation of the scenes where Webby is supposedly a lesbian and I have to only assume the people who think that are all autistic retards. Not that I have a problem with gay characters but /u/shit is almost always incredibly shallow, vapid and often completely off the mark.
>oh two girls talked to each other about something other than boys obviously they're lesbians with each other and want to get married
It's inspirational.
>They are changing in good ways
>In fact something is changing right now
Lena has the look.
Maybe but the implication that gays can't have same sex friends who are just friends I find disingenuous at best and dangerous at worst. Tumblr's fantasies are doing more harm to LGBT kids than anything.
Webby literally says Lena broke into her heart while making this expression/pose. I don't know how one could misinterpret that.
It started as shitposts to make the most rediculous headcanon (this was around the time duckcest really got jokes about), someone found art of this shit and shared it. Someone then made a thread and it got a shit ton of replies. So of course several autists would like it, but it's mostly shitposting
his voice sounds like that cus the hormones fucked up his cords...
Donald and daisy cant have children so they cling onto their nephews...
She's also like 6 years old.
I get what you mean and agree the cabs are better as bros, but if you see friends kiss do you think they're close friends or call them faggots?
>the look
You mean the "Fuck me" eyes? That's how she looks for boy or girl.
depends on the kiss
She's older than the boys in the show and the boys are 10. She's probably 11 - maybe 12.
agreed.
tbf i get asked out/flirted by lesbians allot (they all seem to think im gay). and i reject them allot.
id like to see a gay person rejected and get through it. that feels more realistic. maybe they sorta did that with pearl.
big mouth is probs the only show to do something like that...
i think lena is too old for webby - am i correct or is she just taller? like if lena was a guy it would be wierd if they got together - but its understandable for webby to have the crush.. these are just my opinions
it depends on if they are latin/italian...
when white guys kiss its gay because of their insecurities...
i mean there’s precedent for a ladies man to be retconned as gay
That's me! Had to do it the second time, which didn't get deleted.
I dunno how old Webby is supposed to be, I think Lena is 15/eternal shadow golem 15
Trust me, many people see them as simply the bestest best friends ever. But they are so close and touchy with each other it's not surprising its absolute gold for gay shippers to see it that way
They are really, really chill for gay shippers so they don't bother me. Especially when it could be like Voltron
>i think lena is too old for webby
Lena is just one year older, I think.
The only popular show I know that ever did a storyline like this was Glee which makes sense because Kurt is based on the creator of the show who's a gay guy.
I don't really care for the current trend in kids shows to have young gay characters where they have no hardships and the person they're crushing on just happens to also be gay and into them and compatible. It feels very dishonest and done more for the sake of "straight allies" who want to feel good about themselves than anyone it could be representing.
>tbf i get asked out/flirted by lesbians allot (they all seem to think im gay).
Short hair and hoodie?
Needs a Xandra and Jose edit.
actually im quite girly/ a bit attractive but its not conventional. I guess i dress like a mix between a hippy and an artsy fashionista so the queer types are at ease with me.
its also my personality. im not a thot but im very confident - i make jokes in the same way a group of guys would do in a bar - so its attractive in a masculine sorta way. lessies really like it. and some of my freinds that i thought were straight (as in had boyfriends) hint that they want a little more then friendship.
its a weird existence. i wish guys were as into me...
Probably doesn't help, but I'm kind of into you.
Would be especially funny given its canon he has a crush on her
>could have danced with her in Mexico
>didn't
Lame.
I don't understand this no-fun-allowed mentality of yours. What's wrong with people having fun with their own personal interpretations?
face it user.
you'd be into anything with a vagina...
tbf the problem is when it comes to tumblr the personal becomes entitlement - like what happened with voltron...
i still like shipping, i just dont think it should effect the show irl...
>gay thread on Yea Forums
>thread is generally positive, negative comments are focused on specific characters being gay, not gays being bad
This is nice. I don't think this thread could have happened 5-10 years ago.
It could be better.>
>106175564
Most likely.
Most likely.
The 15 captain marvel and DCEU/MCU threads are keeping the crossboarders busy
Honestly it's because the main fanbase it's associated with is the nicest on Yea Forums. It's not a real T3C thread so anything hostile here would not be seen in a real comfy thread.
Some people make them gay and some don't and no one has a problem with either, which is cool they can coexist
How am I no fun? If anything I'm pro-fun, friends are someone you have fun with. Relationships are someone you want to live and kiss. If anything you're the un-fun side turning a happy go lucky friendship into a romance. Nothing wrong with relationships but you want more than to just spend time and have fun with someone you're in a relationship with.
>Some people make them gay and some don't
And some like to ship them with Daisy's nieces.
this and it attracts people who conflate actual show discussion with their shitty retarded headcanon and eventually you get more secondaries than people who actually watch the show or care more about the show than fan creations
Not him, but you're thinking about it way too hard. People draw things they like with characters they like. People who draw non-canon relationship fanart aren't trying to make a statement, they just think the characters are cute together. That's all.
Also you can have fun in a relationship anyway so I have no idea what you're getting at. Not everyone thinks of relationships like you do. Some people see it as friends except you fuck, too.
I dont take offence to the message, however I take great offence he’s smoking near a child.
You just don't smoke a fag near a kid.
It's a cigar
To be fair that's more of a shitpost ship then anything. Their interactions are more of a father figure thing
Lena is 15 years old while Webby is around the nephews age.
The term is crackship. I like to see it more as innocent crush type of deal, but with no blood relation it does leave things open to a true romance down the line.
Lena is just a year older than Webby. But Lena doesn't have a literal age.
I do both.
>there are anons who are such homos that they don't give their best bros a kiss on the forehead after not having seen them in a long time.
what a sad world we live in.
Jose could use a few smoking buddies.
GAS GAS GAS
GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS
I was looking for this comic.
Thanks user.
>I'm attractive
Ehm so you're attracted to yourself as in would fuck your own clone?
You can't say "I'm attractive" to yourself because that's something you only say about someone you are actually attracted to.
Even if a guy finds you hot he could theoretically find you unattractive because of some personal reasons even if that's an unlikely case.
>brainlet: Mallory
>galaxy brain: Tanya
Why am I on this earth if I'll never have a fukken ripped nerdy duck gf
You're not on Tumblr?
Who the fuck still is after the porn wipe
top 1 laziest page I've seen this past week
Well someone in this thread seems to have an actual disorder at least
>you will never be board checked by Tanya after she calculates the best interception course to slam your face into her tits
>tfw you realize she probably got buff from handling machinery all day and probably lifts with Grim at the gym
Yeah because like said.
I mainly use Twitter, Reddit, and the Clover app now.
It sucks, but not as much as Tumblr does now.
He's a duck, they put him in a sailor outfit because he floats on water
He's a fucking duck
This overfetishization of everything is why trans folk were a mistake
>ywn trawl nearly-obsolete tech stores with her
>ywn find an ancient retro component she's been searching for for years and had despaired of ever tracking down
>she will never drag you back to the Pond and snu snu you into a coma and then nurse you back to health
>children cant consent but they can decide to be gay and also they can consent to chopping off their genitals
LET ME OFF
About as inspirational as trannies hiding dialators in WWI trench excavations.
>the right
Every survey I've ever seen suggests most people, regardless of political lean, dislike transexuals and the idea of transexuality. Even gays and lesbians.
>made back in 1996
I wonder how advanced their supercomputer would be compared to today's technology. Would a modern smartphone blow her mind and give her an orgasm or would she scoff at the primitive phone that she had back when she was a chick?
I like to imagine almost any tech putting a goose in her gander when she has time to appreciate it, but an especial fetish for antique or particularly advanced pieces
You know, that makes a bit more sense.
>even gays and lesbians
gays and lesbians hate everyone though, they're like the Always Sunny in Philadelphia crew if their ignorance was turned into general malice.
where the fuck is he portrayed as gay?
Why would a duck need a binder?
Binders cool.
calm down dude.
id fuck me.
ain't no simulation of the ballls gone fly in this house ooahs doing what they can in the meantime
because of duck breast
Huh?
>find the source
>first thing I find is LGBT bitching
The comic's pretty cute though.
>Tanya builds and repairs ham radios in her spare time
>while outdated she likes talking and hearing other people's voices in a way cellphones or videocalls lack
>that and she enjoys memorizing radio abbreviations
>no tanya gf to have phone-sex over a non-secure radio channel with
>Merely pretending
He isn't, user is just so quick to be offended he doesn't realize he never said he was. Hell, Webby even asking him while being close enough to know about the marriage means that he's marrying a girl
>Jose
>Gay
Hahahahahahahahahahha
>gays and lesbians hate everyone though
That would explain Yea Forums
>tfw you spend your whole career creating a character that's like a child to you and a bunch of no talent hacks from tumblr decide they know the character better than you and force their autistic headcanons on them and you can't tell them not to or they'll just be validated by calling you a hateful bigot
>He thinks only one person was calling him retard
I’m not being sarcastic, and you are autistic.
Wait I'm not finished.
Hahahahahahahahha!
She has pretty sexy thighs for a bird.
Western Jose and Brazilian Ze aren't quite them same
Though I gotta ask what the fuck is going on here
Donald doesn’y count, Everyone’s Gay for Best Boy.
Okay who's projecting now tho
You're assuming these people view webby or jose or whoever as their children and are so deeply invested in what people on the internet like to imagine happening with their jinglie winglies
Being a shit character is a far more serious affront than being a faggot.
Why don't you spend some time creating something original that people care about and see how you feel when tumblr freebleeds all over it.
I love how all I knew what this was about before reading it. All I had to do was look at the amount of replies on this thread.
Her name is Maria Vas.
Jose Likes em' thicc.
Dick sucking beak.
I lean more towards ’s line of thinking. I don’t exactly ship it per se, but the innocent crush angle just tugs on the heart strings.
It's tumblr. I'm well aware by this point that there will be degenerates and imbeciles writing fanfiction. *I* wrote fanfiction. It's a fact of life of the modern world and sperging out about it is dumb nigga
>That would explain Yea Forums
FTFY
Everyone who created Jose is dead user it doesn't matter what people make his sexuality, which is straight in the op comic you're bitching about
Webby/Lena 4life
Why? You're not allowed to say you don't like something anymore? People can just shit out whatever they want and your only choices are being positive or ignoring it?
That's really nice.
At the uh, prompting of the mods, i would like to take the opportunity of my return to apologize for the slight off topic tanya posting
>crib
How are you this blind
I mean you can freak out and yell at clouds like GRRM does/did
It's not gonna stop anyone. I'd just try to appreciate the good results or else laugh along with the cringy shit people come up with
no good to come of fuming over shitposts, man
Why do you keep assuming I'm foaming at the mouth or something? Do you think it's impossible for someone to not like something without "fuming" or "sperging"?
then the point is moot innit
personal disapproval can be held personally, privately. Even expressed. But that's all. Nothing you can actually DO besides expressing said displeasure, and we all know how effective that is at dissuading fandoms
So what? Where's your line? Should nobody express any opinion ever because we're all going to die eventually?
People like saying their opinions regardless of how much it accomplishes, get your head out of your ass.
I'm confused what the point of contention even was in the first place
I just said I doubt any real creator is gonna be too deeply affected by gay headcanons and art pieces on places like tumblr. if they are they can say so, but I find it unlikely except for a very few cases
not that they CAN'T
>twitter user
Honestly, at this point that’s even worse than being a Redditor.
>a bit of fun with an old western duck cartoon
>off topic on the comic and cartoon board
Tanya and Mallory were great additions to the Duck team because aside from the very first episode the fact they were female never was a big deal.
The point is they'd be committing career suicide if they said anything. Writefags are cancer, fanon is cancer.
off topic to this thread, I assume
I really don't care.
>The point is they'd be committing career suicide if they said anything
That's imbecilic . When has a creator been appreciably harmed by expressing displeasure with fanfics
Everyone who worked on Voltron.
getting angry letters from sperg does not equal real career damage.
again, WITH FEELING
So where can I read your fanfics?
Which is why you just had make a post about it so that all the other anons would know just how nonchalant you are, right?
You can’t even pretend you’re not an insecure attention whore for five seconds.
Comparing Donald Duck shipping to the shit that went on with Voltron is pretty insulting to be fair. No threads are hostile outside ones like this where random people who never watched it come in to take a shit
Because this thread’s topic is just soooooooo original right?
Probably never
they're all about Tanya from Mighty Ducks and mods don't like that inthese parts
Voltron’s career suicide came from pandering to shipfags because they couldn’t make the show anything more than mediocre.
Excuse me superior ship coming through. Jose x Maria
More proof they're cancer and should be shit on every possible moment.
Even in the new show Jose has a crush on Xandra and immediately leaves for a dance with an attractive lady.
When all you put out is garbage, you can expect to attract flies.
Are they hot?
slut
I know Jose sure is a slut.
that's what I said...?
He doesn't even wear pants
tell me user, when you beat a video game on one difficulty, do you keep playing it on the same level? or do you start again in the new hard mode?
That is actually what he was saying though.
user sexuality isn't a fucking video game.
Don't toy with my emotions. I'd kill for a Tanya fic.
Based.
When people say he's gay they are referring more to being bi. Only a fucking idiot would deny his romantic interest in females
I was calm
That's the problem with the internet sometimes, you can read shit however you want.
yeah if you're an incel, enjoy level 0
were you attracted to girls when you were 12? just because a 12 year old girl might like other 12 year old girls doesnt mean its suddenly not okay. stop trying to justify your desire to fuck children
>Retard artist this mad some people don't like their crappy pandering fan fic comic about a child lesbian
I'm apathetic to this thread but you deserve a (you) for such a lazy post.
>his first appearance is walking off a bus full of swooning women
>then goes after the lawyer
He's shameless.
>I-I'm not butthurt! Here's a (you) to show how not butthurt I am, ha-ha!
So you aren't mad about the kid acting like she has autism
what is it then
just tell me what you're actually complaining about so I can just get you to shut up
The artist of this very likely didn't make the thread
>All these woman he's able to attract
>Still a legitimately nice and good person without a reason behind it
>Still not afraid to hug his best bros
Jose is based af and is best bird
Are you trying to sound cool and to the point? Because you just sound even more butthurt now.
Not to mention all those fake charities he donates to out of the goodness of his own heart.
>two guys speak to eachother
OMG THEY'RE GAY THEY'RE GOING TO KISS LOOK THEY'RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THIS GROUP SCENE
>two girls share eye contact
OMG THEY'RE LESBIANS THEY'RE GOING TO KISS LOOK THEY'RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THIS GROUP SCENE
>a guy and a girl fight eachother with intent to kill, guy blasting actual fireballs that will kill her in horrific fashion if one actually connects
OMG THEY'RE LITERALLY MARRIED THEY'RE GOING TO KISS LOOK THEY'RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THIS GROUP SCENE
That's just how shippers be user
The average life expectancy for a homosexual is 20 years less than the general population. Good changes.
That was such a clever twist on the character compared to his characteristics as Ze
In the Brazil comics he's a conman who won't pay taxes. In the western interpretation he's such a good dude that he's the one being conned
There's a difference between knowing what you are attracted to and actually doing the deed.
>jose dressed like he's in the 90s
that's a bigger crime than the big gay
I'm the original poster of that post. I hope that because I want the artist of this comic to have hurt feelings.