Jose is the father!

Jose is the father!

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Hot pairing but Jose is too pure to get up and leave kids like that

But he's a parrot and the triplets are ducks?

They don't talk about the kid they had during their fling

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based.

jose can fuck so well your kids come out whatever race he wants. He could have given her puppies if he wanted

>José
>not Joao
You have one job Disney

>Jose is too pure to get up and leave kids like that
Ehh, even at his best Jose is sill womanizing semi-deadbeat. If it were any other girl, he would probably still be pretty tempted to leave. However in this situation if his kids were the nephews of one of his Best Bro’s, there’s no way he’d be able to live with himself if he up and left.

>Della crash lands in South American jungle
>chops her way back to civilization through the dense foliage
>hungry dirty thirsty she stumbles into a party
>collapses into a barstool
>"you, my friend, look like you could use a drink"
>the handsome green parrot scores her food and water
>and then a few alcholic drinks as the night goes on
>Della knocks back the fruity drinks like nothing, can Samba even in ragged pilot gear, and shows Josè her battle scars
>Josè revises his opinion of this delicate flower into that of a wild storm
>her questions are geared towards exotic and dangerous treasures in the area rather than the usual sightseeing traps
>come the morning she's gone, an earlier riser than Jose, who was looking to do the same
>all that's left is her machete and the smell of airplane grease