Age of X-Man: Extremists #1 Storytime

>Semper Vigilo

TIME FOR HORNY COPS

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Bobby, you can’t just freeze people like that. She’s dead and so is the baby.

I love this universe and how it subverts your expectations, you see this cover and the title and instantly think this is going to be the edgiest thing since Dry Captain Crunch

Yawn.

I wonder what the purpose of weaken powers are, everyone seems a lot weaker in this universe.

How does Blob ride in a van and not completely crush its suspension?

Moneta is bit of a casual racist spitfire, I'm digging her

X Man probably made everyone weaker so they would have a harder time fighting him if the truth gets out.

I dont like this "look I dress like gay" bobby.

This is boring. Very boring. How many more months of this?

>Northstar is maybe third gayest in this picture
Jesus

That looks fucking lethal.

Probably 6, including this month, knowing how Marvel works.

>implying Captain Crunch is supposed to be wet

>then shubbery
EDITOOOOORS

I hope it lasts forever so Jean can stay in a containment zone away from Scott and Logan

So, "retrograde" is bad but calling people "it" is fine?

No shit, that Blob, whew...

Jubilee has the best outfit, I guess she kept the vampire fashion sense.

I assumed it was an affectation lol you're probably right.

Am I supposed to be taking this seriously? Between the van and the outfits and... everything... I don't know what I feel about this.

This could be the entire plot...
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Authors should really consult with someone who speaks a language before using it.

Blob look like Ryan Penagos now kek are we sure he isn't writing this?

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Man, the way they'e portrayed here is really weird compared to their other appearances. In the other books, Department X seemed stone cold and hyper efficient. Here they seemed a bit too... nice? And also a bit ineffective. They had a little too much trouble dealing with a rat person and a guy that talks loudly.

It'll be going on for a long-ass time. It's confirmed to go on until around June or July, but will probably go on longer.

Iceman looks like huge faggot. It that still his only train since Bendis ruined him?

I'm not entirely with this plot. Okay so reproduction is now handled by genetic engineering and cloning and this is done for Reasons. Presumably it's a form of control to prevent mutants from birthing babies with unsanctioned powers? Okay fine, so in order to achieve this X man wipes peoples memories of how to reproduce or that makes everyone believe it's unnatural? Yet people have been doing unnatural things for millennia and it seems there's no physical impediment to engaging in sexual intercourse. I find it absurd that this is the first time it's happened.

If you think about it it seems like sexual intamacy overall is illegal so unless we find out X-Man made everyone gay to make mamma Jean proud then Iceman I can’t get his frosty filling in this universe with getting purged or rewritten via Cerebro.

Nigga, do you know how "natural" it is to hang your nigger neck from a tree but muthafuggas don't do it because it's considered illegal. Do you doubt the legitimacy of the comparison? This entire arc scathing criticized the "lude" hipster faggot culture of hypocrisy.
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So it's happening all the time but they're wiping people's memories of the incident yet miraculously this is the first time someone gets pregnant over it.
No idea what you're talking about, I'm coming at this from a rational and on the balance of probabilities angle.

I think that in the other books they are portrayed as ruthless and scary because that's how everyone else sees them.

They're actually quite goofy and ineffective in their own book because its more focused on their lives.

Why wouldn't he just forcibly make everyone sterile, anyway? Then people can still have sex and relationships without risk. Hell, if people feel the need to nurture, they can just adopt.

>first time someone gets pregnant over it
Well, first time they were aware of it. Had Bobby frozen her just a few seconds earlier, they wouldn't have known she was pregnant and would have just done their usual "mindwipe and send to super-prison" deal.

Because it's not about genetic births. That's not the thing that X-man is against (at least, not entirely). His whole philosophy is that "if no one has any familial or romantic/sexual relationships, then everyone will treat everyone else equally rather than prioritizing family over non-family." Unity through isolation.

It's a really bizarre philosophy (which he calls "individualism," though I'm not sure that's quite the best name for it), but "no babies" is more just a result of "no sex" which is itself a result of "no relationships."

Way he seems to see it is that people prioritize their "tribe" over everyone else. Afterall, "family first" right? You're more likely to prioritize your mother or brother or girlfriend's well-being over some random stranger's, because your family is your "tribe" while the random stranger isn't part of your tribe. But if you take that out of the equation, you remove relationships entirely, then everyone is a random stranger. If there is no "tribe" then the entire world, humanity (or mutantkind, in this case) is the "tribe." You wouldn't prioritize family or strangers because everyone is a stranger.

he's dressed like a skinhead

t.Person you was replying to.
>Why wouldn't he just forcibly make everyone sterile, anyway?
Exactly my thinking.

he's achieved Rob Halford level of gayness

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that's a lot of tumblr memes for one page.

As someone that doesn't use tumblr, what on that page is a tumblr meme?

the weakest of the books so far, but still enjoyed the ideas in it,

some would regenerate those parts, but this guy is right, it's the mentality of families that he is wiping out by making normal birth horrendous.

The bold argument is a tumblr post.

Someone needs to tell this person to stop with the french. It's worse than the German for nightcrawler.

Encasing someone in ice:

A: They would suffocate
B: If not, they would die from hypothermia

Just sayin.

got say Blob is looking good but the other outfits are trash

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yeah, they'd die, they're not like frogs

Age of X-man is what happens when you take the world to the liberal extreme

The deconstruction of the family unit and that type of thing?

Writing is shit
Art is shit
Hard pass

>intimacy violations
The best kind.

>Whoa, that sounds fucked up! LET ME SEE!

Why is Bobby shitting himself in the last panel?

I think he's trying to hold it in without much luck it seems.

This is kinda bizarre, the X-Men groups in this universe appear to be all about unity, yet anybody can understand that individual personal relationships valued preferentially arrive naturally through togetherness, it's basic human nature.

Maybe try that again while talking like someone older than 12.

Jubilee and Bobby look swell.

it's not that fucking hard to understand, read Brave New World. Getting rid of family and love as an unit overall would make people "happier". The only problem I see with his approach is that he should have desentitized them against sex, but I guess otherwise the entire story doesn't work, what with Apocalypse being a hippie now.

>it's not that fucking hard to understand
Bizarre -/- hard to understand

Well if she was pregnant before its almost certainly dead by now.

>williams
It's good to see our crazy big titty writer get some more work.

only bizarre thing is that some writer wasted this idea on an X-Men crossover, this is easily a Young Adult dystopia movie trilogy

>wasted this idea
Pretty shitty idea desu.

holy shit

Aren't we stuck with her with something in the upcoming War of the Realms event?

That was the worst thing I've read this year.

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