I love her

i like the blue one

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Didn't you guys hate her and constantly joke about her being a cuck not that long ago? What changed your minds?

t. non-su fag

>lesbian
She canonincally fucked Greg and still probably is doing him and Dewey now

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Man of culture. She needs more screen time and thanks to this shitty all buddybuddy special we can get it.

Who can blame you for loving ABSOLUTELY BEST GEM.

I don't really need to say this, but, Yea Forums isn't one person, and a lot of it just shitposting. Like if you talk shit about SU on Yea Forums, odds are you've watched every episode.

IIRC from the SU generals during season 2ish, Pearl was generally the favorite waifu of most anons, TONS of Pearlposting

>AMSTERDAM

Would Pearl agree with the Know Nothings? Peridot definitely would because she's racist and elitist towards lesser gems. It doesn't seem like either of them are fond of organics to begin with, so Irishman are probably way down on the pecking order.

>that episode where Peridot and uncle Andy sat on the porch drinking inexpensive beer while bonding over their mutual hatred of the Irish for their hard-drinking, lecherous ways

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>How tf she grew on me???
All according to keikaku

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>Like if you talk shit about SU on Yea Forums, odds are you've watched every episode.
Can confirm, I hate SU now because I feel in love with it and am cursed with an addiction to hate watch then shitposting it’s flaws, knowing full well it will never be as good as it used to.

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Why would you sexualize an autistic child?

A general is mostly actions and reactions. The Pearl hate was a reaction to how huge the cult of Pearl in the generals became.

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I've noticed that the people who are most passionately critical of the show used to really like it and have had their hopes that it'd keep being good crushed.

Because autistic girls and alien girls are my fetish

See, I even have her plush to keep me company

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she is a cuck
but its part of what makes her a unique character
cant think of many other lesbian cucks raising their wife's son

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I think the degenerates from the forbidden horse show gravitated to SU because they heard about her from word-of-mouthbreather and having her be Zuke's OC dount steel self-insert didn't help matters. Anyway, true patricians and men of culture know who best girl is but we already had a Jasper thread this week so here's another strong contender

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>fellow BD fag
Peri will always be my bestie but goddamn is BD smoking

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No no it's more like
>AHMSTAHDAYUM
>autistic Irish genociding intensifies

You really shouldn't be perpetuating the "Peridot is loli" nonsense. Literally the only reason people say that it is because she's short. This isn't even an instance of that "1000 year old loli who looks 12 years old" trope you see in anime, Peridot looks and acts like an adult, albeit a prickly, immature one. Contrary to what insecure height weirdos on /fit/ would say, being short does not make you a lesser adult that's on the same level as children.

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I love both short girls and tall thicc girls because I have a large palette when it comes to females. That’s why I love SU because it’s a shmorgishborg of waifus for a pasty manley like myself.

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Just like homestuck fans.

>peridot looks and acts like an adult
except she doesn't, at all

Yes, that's why I said an "immature one." She's a woman who acts childish but is not literally a child.

>AHMSTAHDAYUM
I know, so good.
>autistic Irish genociding intensifies
Yeah, cool movie dumb ass gang wars I'm going to rewatch it soon.

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You forgot the clips from mr greg

I don't think that aired yet when this was made.

MUH

There's no slack in Pearl's mack.

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Wrong choice, starlight

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Now that we know White Pearl was actually Pink Pearl, and CG Pearl was made specifically for Pink, where's the real White Pearl?

>Rapist

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>Peridot hates the Irish
Yep, now that was an episode.

In WD's attic, maybe

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doesn't exist, WD is supposed to be perfect, why would she need a pearl?

mr. greg changed her character for me a lot; that episode in particular kind of washed away a lot of the pearl hate leftover from s2

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I will never forgive Reddit for pushing all of that Pearl hate during that time. Even after the Sardonyx arc, they were foaming at the mouth about how manipulative and evil she was.

pearl is for dicking

She's a goddess, a beautiful goddess

Remember when Pearl was going to start a new relationship with that pink haired biker girl then that sideplot was never mentioned again?

I like her. She's a very believable and, more than that, real character. I certainly wouldn't mind being around a Pearl. And I really feel that she developed and grew as a character in an extreme amount throughout the arc of Steven Universe. But all the same, she's not my type.

Same here, mate. She's fucking great.

I honestly don't want her to. She's, appearance wise, pale copy of Rose.

She needs to get together with Amethyst.

Tell me about it. She's easily the best in the show. My favorite moment in "Pearl Hates the Irish" was when she came running up a hill really sweaty and salty, drenched from to toe, as if she were taking a gravelly, pacific ocean-esque shower under a lactating cow's udder. The way her scaly, lime green skin seem to open up when that archaic oil lamp floating among the cosmos basked his egalitarian electrical currents onto every serf below for free. It was during that solar flare, Peridot expanded her jagged neck during her bihourly warming session and slowly drove her injected human lips, that allow her to commune with humans, towards your lips. Driving her tongue down your naked body, she slowly descended upon your frothing hypercock, ready to be serviced. Like a python to her pray, Peridot began to suffocate your cock, shaking as if it were a boiler about to bust while your pre-cum steams out. It was at that moment that you realized Peridot was sucking your dick.

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>the "peridot is a child" meme still exists.

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i'm honestly kinda flattered someone kept my peridot shitpost i made when i was drunk

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>Yea Forums: we hate SJWs and forced diversity
>Yea Forums: let's have 10 SU threads daily

Make up your fucking mind, Yea Forums, you self loathing faggot.

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Make more. They’re fucking hilarious.

can we not just want to fuck a rock, I thought that's what this board was created for

>that greentext where Pearl hate fucks Greg just to keep him away from Rose
>they end up falling in love

It would have been a real heartwarming story if it wasn't for all the sex in every entry.

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I'm surprised an actual human being wrote that. I was certain it was the product of an user making an AI script using certain phrases and words that show up in Yea Forums posts a lot.

Greg loves her too

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Sugar says shit all the time, don't pay attention. Mystery Girl isn't coming back so Sugar needs to tell some fairy tale

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bump

Her gem is a little pink

We know Greg

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Good Night Yea Forums

I want a Pearl GF, is that too much to ask for?

good night

I've been told they're expensive.

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>canonincally

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With any girl, you're gonna wind up paying anyways. So how much?

I can imagine that Rose "ordered" Pearl to have some threesome action with Greg.

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This.

True, in the show it would have been played off cute, internet is a very lewd place however.

Sleep tight.

so thin, so hot.

I no write

I wanna smash her teeth with my dick

That seems kinda drastic. I just wanna smash

Kaoi Kek

Pearl evokes the darkest sexual fantasies in me, it's like she is made for ryona

Jesus Christ man. I'm a bit more vanilla in my tastes. I'd take Pearl for nice night on the town, dinner, dance, drinks aka the works. Then I'd take her home for a nice long night of hand holding

Anyone have it?

Thing is, SU isn't forced diversity as such.
Forced diversity is 'Lol, lemme just borrow your ghostbusters reboot and rule 63 that shit bruh for the wammen points' or Star Wars 'Here is Rey, she is perfect, she needs no arc for she has already transcended to Bodhisattva-dom, she fights better than you, talks better than you, everyone likes her more than you, Leia will hug her over Chewie (God that still pisses me off) and yes, she fucks better than you. Also we replaced all the actually diverse aliens with white women'.
SU is just 'Here are the characters, they are as flawed and human as any others, they have arcs, they have personalities, they fuck up, they also happen to be [x,y,z]'
The reason most shows don't do this is because it's easier to rebrand than to create; being a parasite is easy, being creative is hard.

They mostly avoided the main problem with 'Diverse' characters, which is known as the Galwood Paradox, wherein you cannot show a 'Diverse' character to be wrong, flawed or in any way anything less than the Ubermensch. Literally the only character like that is Garnet, kind of, and even she is more bland than straight up 'Lemme tell you about lesbians and their majesty bruh'

And as someone who is fairly hardline on the social justice thing? I'm fine with that. You're making your own characters and shows? Good for you. More power to you. Just keep making your own shit and expand the horizons of media, unlike the cunts who see their priority not as creating diversity but as taking shit away from the whyte bois because #fuckciscrackers.
SU is an actually creative strain of Social Justice, producing things, rather than the destructive/parasitic strain we see in other media.
Apart from Zuke, watch the Bloodstone episode and you can see the more creative and complicated/difficult thing SU is doing being reduced to bog standard social justice and the jarring contrast between the two.

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>hand holding
>vanilla

Not necessarily. The only actual lesbians seem to be Sapphire and Ruby. Pearl has a lot of wiggle room, what with being consistently attracted to masculine women.

Part of me thinks that SJWs prefer taking over properties because #fuckwhitecrackers is because they want a villain. You can't have a hero without a villain. What they want to be are the heroes in their own stories fighting against the "evil cis white bois" and you can't do that if everyone doesn't care about you. So they intentionally go and aggravate peaceful communities to create conflict.

Someone SHOULD make SJWs the type of antagonist in a story who creates their own supervillains to keep themselves relevant. Like a Superhero racket.

>Also the best written character ever.
wut?

You can't have a revolution without someone to revolt against, can you? They don't want an enemy, they need an enemy, they define themselves by being against that lot over there.

Is it any wonder they're destructive?

Or you could stop living in fear of white genocide you fruit

it's true!

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Alright, how do you explain THIS then?

vulture.com/2019/01/ya-twitter-forces-rising-star-author-to-self-cancel.html

No whitey involved here.

I said a BIT more vanilla. Doesn't mean I can't get kinky, I just don't want to murder the woman I'm making love with.

Actually, Greg is the best man in this pic
Steven is the groom

Power Dam.

Certain story details made her much more sympathetic.

She's a fuckin foul mouthed, racist, engineer.

>I think the degenerates from the forbidden horse show gravitated to SU
I think it was mostly AT fans at first, but weirder and weirder fandoms started trickling in.

She's mental.

she big

My season 1A nigga.

i need an edit of this with the laughing crying face over the earth

she's a SLUUUUUUUUUT

Peridot is best girl and I want to have SEX(sex) with her

>GF
>not a wife
Really user?

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>watch the Bloodstone episode
This and House Guest are the only episodes I actively despise.

>Someone SHOULD make SJWs the type of antagonist in a story who creates their own supervillains to keep themselves relevant
Yeah, that could work. Especially if you keep their identity vague by making them look non-human. Kida like a Magneto type that causes a war because he wants power.

The internet makes people into uncaring sociopaths who just want to "get" people.

Pearls are pretty great.

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the irony of posting this on Yea Forums is pretty great.

Why are they drinking yogurt?

But Pearl is a sick psyco, user.

Not really these days. We just have that reputation just because we don't ban people for saying mean words.

>I just don't want to murder the woman I'm making love with.
You do realize Rose/PD's death was assisted suicide, right? In theory you could have all the sex you want and maybe even make a human baby with the right parts, but hybrids (which are according to Sucrose very difficult to create, even for Diamonds) are another matter entirely.

Gem for gem rule.

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Never doubt the capabilities of the human mind.

She's basically like the short mean manager everyone still likes because she gets her shit done

Can we kill this virus already or not?
youtu.be/6ADS-VUHSEM

Asians are Schroedingers privileged class.

The real question is if the gem would get any pleasure out of it. Just making a vagina for a human to fuck would kind of not be any different than giving a handjob without the proper sensitive nerve endings and biological pleasure responses.

I really wish we could man. HS is effectively dead without any hope of it ever being even remotely acceptable. And yet the time period between 2010 and 2015 (Obama's presidency basically) had such an effect on people that it STILL won't let them go. Especially those who were really passionate about the whole thing; and unsurprisingly, these people are the ones who criticize HS the most.

She's beautiful and perfect

Bitch, sit your ass down

>is if the gem would get any pleasure out of it
Pretty sure Pearl is submissive enough to enjoy being suspended in the air with tight ropes and whipped

If they have the capacity to experience pleasure so I don't see why now. Human nervous system might take some effort tho

*I don't see why not

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Anyone have the version of this with rose?

I HATE HER

There was an imgur link to all the screencaps. I have no idea how to find it, but it's out there.

>Not having the SDCC-exclusive plush.
What the hell is wrong with you? But on another note, what the hell is with the lack of new SU merch?

It's usually the same fag

Post cute Pearls my friends

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>Thing is, SU isn't forced diversity as such.

Thing is that SU is forced diversity

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Honestly the best result.They were literally created to be together and Greg is pure gold

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He's just foreseeing future seasons

Don't make him angry

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Pearl married both of them

>Do you take this man as your husband? and this kid as your son?
>Pearl: I do!

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The thumbnail looked like Pearl with wings.

Mystery Girl had a heart attack and died at the exact same moment that the barn was uprooted.

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that would be a cute and wholesome moment

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As do I. But her body shape makes it difficult to properly hug her.

>She's a dyke in a cartoon.

Have you always been such an ape?

>A Pearl who wants affection

WHAT A SHOOOOOOCK

Was anybody buying the old merch?

Seriously, why the fuck didn't we ever get action figures?

>SU is forced diversity

How awful.

>They were literally created to be together

No they weren't. That is the whole point. You don't have to be what you were created for.

Greg was created to be a straight-laced college boy who was going to be in a law firm somewhere are wear ties and play squash and marry some blonde, quietly frustrated woman and never, ever wear a beard or touch a guitar and have 2 perfect kids and a boat in a harbor somewhere and probably a dog. With a pedigree.

Pearl was created to be the obedient secretary / entertainment slave to a Diamond objectively scatter-brained and easily bored.

But they didn't want to be. Well, maybe Pearl wanted to be.

>You don't have to be what you were created for.
You're confusing the plot and real life again. They were created to be together

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why does she have a bulge?

Fucking nasty

A hippie wedding would be cool though

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Nice dresses, flower crowns and very human Zoo

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reason.com/archives/2019/02/28/he-was-part-of-a-twitter-mob-that-attack

The guy is gay and black. Even he's not safe.

Then again, don't feel too bad for him. He was one of those who harassed the Chinese immigrant author.

I also take issue with that.

...Pearl is really skinny. So if the artist decides she has an actual pudendum, that's what it looks like.

>Her clitoris is another pearl

If you think about it, Pearl won from all this malarkey: which other pearl gets to hug her Diamond all the time?

By the way, new information: Sugar mentioned Gems need effort and dedication to make a hybrid baby possible and Steven was a very special thing.
It's at least amusing how they debunked the "theory" that Greg was going to kill Pearl if they get into a relationship.

I like the joke anyway hehe

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can't wait for season 6 lmao

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Huh. Greg is kissing Pearl very sweetly there.

Could it be I was wrong?

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I appreciate this edit

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thanks

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I'll be honest, I don't really care for ships in this show, but after the awful one time shot that this show gave with pic related, I'm 100% fine with GregPearl being endgame.

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Just admit this guy is great

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the greatest

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Man KEK

I wonder if Greg is gonna live with them now since the house is gonna be different and bigger

that would've been great, the man deserves to live in an actual house

>Was anybody buying the old merch?
Pretty much, stock for the both waves of Funko POPs sold out fairly quickly, the SU soundtrack vinyl was on back-order before December 2017, and other items are quick sellers.
>Seriously, why the fuck didn't we ever get action figures?
Because most parts of the fandom consist of people that can't shell out more than $15 USD per item unless it's clothing and the old "people don't buy toys featuring girls" bit.

Maybe he's gonna live in the van as usual but then again i never thought they were going to give him his money

Good thing I am gay then.

i kinda wanna see them integrate a garage into the temple for the van

I remember Mr Gar from OKKO, maybe something like that but honestly i would be happy just with some episodes where Greg and Pearl interact with each other. Greg's VA is cheap anyway

She has a great ass. Obviously Rose had standards. I van only hope Steven will learn to make that ass adjust to Greggs Murder cock asap.

Lol no your just a faggot autist. Ypu probably evel think dave ghrol is talented.

Pearl doesn't have an ass

It already has a basis in reality if Moviebob is any indication. (aka he said "Magneto was Right")

And she doesn't have feet but then she has very nice feet

still can't muster up the interest to watch the very latest eps, they sound so lame

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>She canonincally fucked Greg
Huh?

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We will tell you if Greg gets new episodes since season 6 would be an endless parade of townies

They are, I wish I didn't watch them

Soon user, soon

Yes she does, she's just really skinny

It's a common problem, the 4th season was probably the worst of the worst

I sort of want to, just to have an ending to things, but it sounds so lame

and I have all this fucking fan art

what will I fucking do with all this AT and SU fan art

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People who think they meant she fucks random humans when they said play the field are actually stupid

user she's short and has no boobs you're literally a serial rapist kiddy fiddler for even expressing any kind of attraction to her.

But that's exactly what play the field means

Shame only little boys are allowed to be naked (very progressive) since Sugar is a pedo.

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We see most of the gems naked at one point or another.

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Yeah, pretty progressive Just don't call them rock people...They are supossed to be genderless what the fuck are they trying to cover anyways?
Why is only okay to show males naked?

That gem looks tasty...

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But Sugar says stupid shit like that often, in the show it doesn't happen, if something she's gonna date with Greg probably

Thays ok im transgender

>women can have sex with each other

GD, autogynephilic, or autistic? This is important.

He is great. Imagine Pearl mourning for him once he dies of old age.

Angst for ya.

People die and Steven cries, at this rate Greg could get powers if he dies

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I would've liked it if the crew didn't do everything in their power to destroy any kind of development from it. From the godawful Mystery Girl episode to Pearl actually having a choice being retconned entirely, it's like they really didn't want me to like her all that much.

>Male nudity good.
>Female nudity (or anything resembling one) of any kind BAD.
Why are americans like this?

I had no idea anyone even remembered my dumb pervy stories. I lost interest in continuing after too many hiatuses, and I felt that I kinda wrote myself into a corner. My creative spark went out. Sucks. And I miss my drawfriend.

Anyway, ya'll got me to dig up my old account, so here you go:

Young Greal AU: imgur.com/a/dQbGU
General lewd greentexts: imgur.com/a/3AcpO
Comfy stuff: imgur.com/a/bPHsr

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Shit, you're right. Didn't even think of that.

Full of equality and progressive too.

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its a meme.

>thicc bloople
y e s

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this sound like the ramblings of a madman

Too bad they don't have a big NAKED butt like Steven does:

Thanks user

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No she's not a rock you see, she looks like a "female" so they cna't show her naked butt like they do with "males" that's what equality is all about "females" being superior to "males" and ironically in need of more protection, I hope you understand now.

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Yes, A lesbian rock on a "progressive" show so progressive they only ever show naked males, Where's the equality?

>cuckold
>old
This angers me.

I suspect your motivations might not really be about equality. You don't plan to masturbate to a specific gender of character if they let both genders appear naked, right?

Peal no.

so your show, is progressive because its about about rocks that like other rocks?

But that means YOU have to be a rock in order for them to love you.

I masturbate to cartoon boys too, So your logic doesn't work either way.
I want true equality give me naked boys and girls I'm sick of cartoons only ever showing naked little boys (at least this show does it way less often than Gumball).

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They ruined that episode with shit about Rose

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Reminder that it isn't the crew, Mystery Girl was a thing Lauren Zuke made up and CN was constantly looking for gay content since the episode Mr Greg was altered to make it gay while the original was about Greg and Pearl

>her

> the way pearl's nose bends against the glass
perfect

>Pearl will never watch you sleep

>depressed substance abuse pearl

patrician

Clambake

but what if his

murdercock

>as soon as she's on his belly, she starts to peck him awake with her nose
Pearl using her nose as a beak/weapon gets me every fucking time.

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I don't think our chances suddenly change if she were straight user. Still not real.

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It's impossible not to fall in love with her if you watch the show. She achieves this uncanny feel compared to the other characters. Her mannerisms are sterile and alien at times and her basic design is like that as well youtube.com/watch?v=gTzV97HOIfQ

But then her voice comes out, and it's uncharacteristically beautiful, just chemically female, and very smooth.

it's remarkably obvious that someone had a stiffie for bloople here

I want Greg to make gentle love to Pearl and whisper sweet nothings to her while she’s being nervous on her first time

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did they ever explain why our pearl is white diamond's pearl?

You are what is wrong.

>she's

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Doesn't really shorten the suspect list, user.

>Dyke jacket and dyke aunt jeans

RUINED

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more like a mom jacket and mom jeans

A dyke mom, yes.

She got better after season 2

Every character gets better when Rebecca decides to focus on them. Garnet just started out good because she had been the focus of season 1. And amythest had season 3

Pearl just needed a good man to become straight

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He's gonna fix it

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Garnet stopped being good when every single word out of her mouth began to be "fusion". The best thing they can do is never mention fusion again. Garnet telling fusion bullshit is annoying and boring

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His expression is gonna be interesting when he awakes

>gradually she feels something poking her
>gets off to take a look
>Greg's erect
>unzips his shorts
>it bobs out
>proceeds to look at it for some time
>starts to slowly masturbate him, not fast enough to cum, just keeping him hard
>four hours later she stops, waits for it to get soft and packs it into his shorts
>two hours later Greg wakes up and is startled by Pearl looking at him from on top of his body
>"Oh man, I had a really nice dream..."
>"Really? What was it about?"
>"Err... it's not important, but it was really nice, except I never got to..."
>"You never got to what?"
>Pearl feels some movement in Greg's shorts again
>"Never mind! I, um, I really need to be somewhere and do... something!"
>Greg takes Pearl off of himself and runs off
>Pearl watches Greg's run gradually become more awkward
>"This was fun. I think I'll do that again sometime."

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Did... Did she just pull a sounding rod from her gem?

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I mean it's canon. Pearl liked to cocktease Greg as early as that Rainbow Quartz fusion.

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she does?

HOLY SHit SHE DOES

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There's nothing there you're fucking retarded.
>t. futafag

I prefer comfy things, it's corny but I prefer them

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this is kinda comfy i guess

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An army of Pearls washing cars, he's gonna be rich. Even more

>TFW our Pearl is the most outgoing, cosmopolitic pearl of all Gemkind
>By human standards, all pearls are outrageously conservative and xenophobic
>They're not particularly smart, either
>They think Earth is awful and humans are grotesque
>They do little else than crying and whining and begging to be allowed back to Homeworld

I love her so much, she is perfection

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>Pearl and Greg were at some party for parents, some women asked Pearl what was she doing with a guy like Greg since he isn't exactly classy
>Pearl tells them he's a good composer and she likes to hear him play the piano
>They don't believe her
>After the party Greg was driving home and asked Pearl what was happening there with those women.
>Pearl says it was nothing, she blinks "Although I cut their tires"

why Pearl could be with a guy like Greg

>bulge
That's called large vagina lips. Many woman have those bud. Not that I'd expect you to know.

*Why could Pearl be with a guy like Greg?

He has to deal with many Pearl things

Don't mind if I do

It's been 4 years and I'm still mad

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>pearl slays more than you

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I'm pretty sure she only kept those because of her autistic need for organization that's part of her secretary caste programming.

For shame

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Greg is the most positive, unshakeable character in the show. He has made, what, ONE bad decision that he immediately went back on?

He's nothing but supportive, loving, and dedicated to Steven and the Gems. Even when fucking GARNET is being a bitch, Greg is still there to support his son, and Steven only gets to mope about because Greg's not around to cheer him up.

the man is a treasure

So why did pink and white have each other's pearls?

you would have bad taste if you didnt.

Maybe our pearl is not White's pearl, but Rainbow Pearl, with qualities of all diamonds. She is always dressed in multi-colors, even from the very start.

Gem placement speaks against this. But her hair is not white. Also, when fused with Rose/Pinky, the fusion was not Rock Crystal as you might expect, but Rainbow Quartz.

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Bruh I think our pearl WAS White Diamond's OG pearl

Look at the placement of her gem (in comparison to pink diamond and pink pearl), and the fact that she was "given to Pink Diamond shortly after Pink got her first colony"

Chances are, White thought her own pearl would be the perfect guide to help Pink build her very first gem world

The Crewniverse said that CG!Pearl was made for Pink Diamond. That's why PD was able to enforce orders and commands on her.
If that's the case, then Pink Diamond has two pearls on her, and we still haven't seen a pearl that was made for White Diamond.

its a fact

I think we haven't seen White's Pearl yet, there's another Pearl

but it was a brand new Pearl as well so I feel more inclined to think our Pearl was a fifth Pearl

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Rainbow Pearl. If that is the case, maybe SHE has a quiff.

Honestly our Pearl shares more with White Diamond than just gem placement. She even ACTS like White Diamond at times, including her obsession with Pink Diamond, her sterility, her innate superiority.

She also contains the most colors of all the Pearls, just as White Diamond contains every color in the light spectrum.

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Hmmm. Not enough recognition between them when they were face-to-face, even subtly. For my money, anyway.

Or they just draw him that way and his chest is just a bad error

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I think Lars COULD be trans, just like I think Sadie COULD be a midget.

I mean mr.Smiley was downlow gay all this time.

that picture makes me """""""cringe""""""" in so many levels

Why

>her innate superiority
It sounds like Yellow Diamond and Yellow Pearl

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..I don't know. It just does

its the ugly font they always use or CN catching up to trends isn't it

You're a fool. The incompetence of that picture as an item designed to engage children transcends cringe and goes into lulz territory. Just look at those fucking ahegaos and pics that are perfect for tfw she sees your dick.

It's that time again

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roll

roll

Damn, that's a lot of Pearls

The SDCC plush looked like shit, I have a star butterfly plush I got a few days ago I’ll show when I get home

And to answer your question, because CN is run by retards who don’t give a shit about their own properties nor know how to market themselves.

pearl me up

I'll take one.

Female nudity is automatically sexual because girls are sex objects first and foremost. Male nudity can be played for laughs because boys are fully realized individuals.

This is why we need feminism. When we achieve true equality, we'll be allowed to have little girl butts on TV.

She is very full of useful devices.

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All through the first season I kept saying I wanted Pearl to be quiet for just one god damn minute. Not exactly what I had in mind...

roll

rolln

I don't think the new Pearl would have a quiff really

me too brother

i feel like i should take this moment to remind you that gems canonically have penises and that you're gay if you waifu any of them

Why are you so fucking delusional

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says the delusional genitalialess poster

keep crying futafag

Are you calling Mr. Universe a fag?

seething

I'll be okay with this, Someone ask Sugar to put this on the show.
Is the least we deserve after this

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Rose canonically had to go out of her way to make genitalia for herself.
Pearl can't even handle the disgust of eating food, so what makes you think she'd concern herself with anything that in any way involves bodily fluids?

I thought this medication was supposed to prevent strokes

correction
she had to go out of her way to make female parts
because gems naturally have male parts
also pearl is anorexic

>because gems naturally have male parts
They canonically don't have 'parts' at all.

>every single non-fusion we've seen has by default a female humanoid figure
>"hurr they don't have body parts retard"
c r i n g e

Epic backpedal

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epic nonreply punk

Alright fags, I said I would deliver. It’s funny because I don’t even like the show anymore, I just used to really love Star before season 3 fucked everything.

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See, Americans? This is what you get when you refuse to show girls naked and only show boys, "progressive show", Ha!

I like how they say "regeneration" as if she's a Time Lord

You can have your headcanon and I can have mine, and in mine Pearl be fucking

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user, I'm really sorry to tell you this, but Pearl is still getting over someone else right now. You should probably wait a bit before acting on your interest in her.

Retarded

t. retard

>t. you

t. (You)

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Steven's original romantic interest. Poor Sugar, CN forced her to include that ugly nigga.

it takes insanity to be a cartoon creator

What are you doing here Ian?

The lines make this look like a stained glass window in a church or a Christian icon. All Lapis needs a glowing golden disc behind her head.

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alright

Why not? Sidecut and quiff.

>canonically

Explain yourself.

>gems naturally have male parts

Again, explain yourself.

Very cute.

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She can shapeshift, she only doesn't because of trauma.

Half of those posts ( and to be precise) are me, and nice plush but it's a shame the tag's gone or no longer attached to her. And yes, I have the SDCC Peridot plush AND the SuperCute plush along with the crappy carnival/arcade plush.

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wtf is this?

Fuck if I know. I guess a fellow Dutchie must have made it.

i love her feet

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