>be me >have 2 year old daughter who loves "Daniel Tiger", a show on PBS based on Mr. Roger's neighborhood but retooled as a cartoon for the new generation of kids >not a bad show all together compared to some of the shit kids consume these days >my daughter is not allowed to play with our phones or the iPad because parents who use electronics as babysitters are cancer and their kids are going to grow up maladjusted fucks >watch Daniel Tiger most mornings of the week because sweet baby girl wants to see her favorite cartoon after breakfast Danny Tiger is an alright kid. Kind of obnoxious but his heart is usually in the right place. Have to remember that he is just a 4 year old anthropomorphic tiger who lives in a make believe coastal town.
I swear to God though...if that stupid faggot says "GRRRRR'RIFFIC!!" or "TIGER-TASTIC" or "HUGGA-MUGGA" one more goddamn time I'm gonna reach through the screen and beat that little faggot to a pulp. I don't care if I have to spend the night in the neighborhood slammer with the friendly neighborhood rapist and the neighborhood crackhead.
Yeah, small children's shows are pretty grating. But that's why there are alternatives, you could dig up the awful shit you were subjected to as a kid.
Jose Thompson
Not him but, as a young child, I remember watching Kipper and some show about a really small, like 2 inch tall, teenager doing stuff with his sister. That, Roly Poly Oly and the 90s Spider Man cartoon. I don't really remember if those were crappy shows or not, on account of me being 4-7, but yeah. Modern kids cartoons are retarded.
Thomas Ortiz
For a parent, you sure are immature as fuck. I wish that you’ll grow up soon, or at least that you don’t have another offspring so they don’t suffer from your failed parenting.
Hunter Cruz
It's terrible. I only ever really let her watch cartoons in the morning after breakfast so I have a chance to clean up after her and make myself something to eat. Usually she is playing with her toys, reading, or if we watch TV it's mostly nature documentaries or vintage Ray Charles or Frank Sinatra or Allman Brothers concerts or something on YouTube. I don't know if I'd want to dig up some of the stuff I watched as a kid because a lot of it hasn't aged too well. The stuff I really liked, like Rugrats, Doug, Hey Arnold, Spongebob, Ahh Real Monsters, etc are still a little beyond her age group. So I guess I'm stuck with Daniel Tiger and his sheltered island life. I know he is just four but damn when he says "grrr-riffic" I want to rip his eyeballs out.
>Modern kids cartoons are retarded Yes and they're mostly all animated in the same lazy, super flashy/fast-paced style.
Ethan James
>projecting this hard Yeah because the way you post on an anonymous cantonese duck-call manufacturing board is exactly the way you carry yourself in real life, right? It's Yea Forums you stupid fuck. I'm just venting anonymously. Grow up.
Nathaniel Howard
>has a tantrum about a cartoon made for toddlers >uses childish derogatory language >tells other people to grow up >”err.... uh... p-projection!!!” You could always vent reasonably, and that would’ve entirely possible if you didn’t have an infantile disorder. I sincerely hope you don’t have any more kids.
Goddamn dude, you aren't supposed to actually watch that shit. TV is for keeping your kid docile while you fuck off to the next room and play some DOTA. Learn to parent FFS.
Joseph Lewis
that vaccine episode scared the shit out of my kid gah
Jason Butler
>nit-picking the style of a post >taking some kind of moral high ground >both actions occurred on Yea Forums
I'm going to have more kids because believe it or not I'm a great parent and my kid knows nothing about the tone in which I post on Yea Forums. She never will either. You, on the other hand, sound like an incel who tries to incidentally judge people on this shit website to cover up your own insecurities. My thread isn't a temper tantrum. It's just "I'm a dad, I have to watch a kids cartoon, let me humorously poke fun at the character of the cartoon in a place where most people dont read too much into shit". Oh, but then you showed up you obtuse faggot.
I usually am doing other things. But you still hear the TV and over weeks and weeks you begin to get the averages for the show.
>the manchild resorts to further tantrums >uses the language, insecurity, and mentality of incels, yet calls other people incels for calling him out on being a terrible parent My my, and thin-skinned as well. I’m sure you’d be a *great* role-model for your kids, assuming that they don’t you’re too childish when they hit puberty, of course.
I’ll just provide you with some advice my mother gave me before, and which I’m sure she’ll repeat when I get engaged by a future husband.
It is every parent’s greatest responsibility to love their children unconditionally. And, unless it brings harm, to tolerate and never show hatred towards things they enjoy, no matter how annoying it gets. If you consider a show made for toddlers so annoying that it sends you on a tantrum, then you’re clearly not ready to be a parent, nor will you be able to handle your kids when they grow up.
Oh, and if you have a toxic attitude that you continually indulge, your ‘kindness’ to your kids is really just a facade. Once they get older, they’ll see who you really are, one way or the other. They might think you’re a childish loser, which you really are, or they might take your example and think it’s fine, effectively becoming childish losers like their deadbeat father.
Once again, I advise that you never have any kids. A single child suffering from bad parenting isn’t as bad as multiple.
By the way, if you’re not engaging with your kids in their hobbies, they’ll feel disconnected and alone. Might even develop into teen angst, who knows?
I’m not surprised to see you have something in common with the DOTA user. I feel sorry for your kid already.
Jonathan Nguyen
>mfw I took my daughter to see black Panther and she saw Okoye and the rest of her subordinates and said "Daddy they look like me." She still only likes her hair in braided ponytails but it's a start and made me tear up.
If you have time to look through this thread you might find something that won't annoy you as much. Some anons actually enjoy this stuff. desuarchive.org/co/thread/105024266/
Xavier Ramirez
Man, you need to find a better hobby.
Andrew Peterson
Am i autistic? I don't get it. Are you sad that your daughter would shave her head in a distant future?
Chase Martinez
You might be autistic, because it sounds more like a black parent who finally found a decent role model for his daughter in a popular movie.
Zachary Thomas
>Letting your children watch cartoons Well as long as it's not these elsagate vids she's fine.
Joshua Sullivan
What said, the only reason I brought up hair was because she only wants ger hair in ponytails because of ger lil white friend's. I wouldn't have a peoblem with that but she thinks anything else is ugly and will make her ugly.
Leo Adams
>some show about a really small, like 2 inch tall, teenager doing stuff with his sister
